Dressed as cannon fodder after attacking his mother

Execution after pretending is a big problem.

And Jiang Ze didn't persuade Lin Lele to think twice because of hidden worries, which also made Lin Lele very troubled.

It's not that he really loves his son and doesn't plan to eat meat.

But when it was time for dinner, Lin Lele still looked at Jiang Ze out of the corners of his eyes while grazing grass because he had no steps to go down.

When Jiang Ze ate meat, Lin Lele asked him, "Is it delicious?"

Jiang Ze drank the broth, and Lin Lele asked him, "Is it good?"

Jiang Ze has completely come to his senses now. Although there is still a hidden worry that Lin Lele may spoil his children, he knows that Lin Lele can't really do what he said.

It's just that Jiang Ze felt that Lin Lele had to improve his memory on this matter.

So when Lin Lele asked, Jiang Ze replied: "The stew is very soft, delicious, and the fire is full, delicious."

Lin Lele was so hungry on the spot.

Lin Lele was very jealous of Jiang Ze who can eat meat so much, "Then you should eat more!"

Jiang Ze nodded: "After drinking this bowl, I'll drink another bowl, it's for you, baby."

Vicious!

A group of wild horses roared past in Lin Lele's heart, and felt that the pure and kind self in her heart was instantly trampled flat by the present danger.

At the same time, another conjecture arose in Lin Lele's mind, that is, would Jiang Ze actually approve of the coercion he pretended to be?This is much more frightening than the big devil simply wanting to be angry with himself.

Thinking of this possibility, Lin Lele trembled all over, but he felt that he still couldn't come to such a conclusion easily, and he should give Jiang Ze a chance to redeem himself.

Therefore, during the routine release of the wind that night, Lin Lele deliberately smelled the sky in the small garden downstairs, and then said to Jiang Ze next to him with his hands behind his back: "Why do I smell a spicy rabbit head?" Taste?"

Jiang Ze: "Is there? Why didn't I smell it?"

Not at all.

"Really?" Lin Lele stared at Jiang Ze, trying to torture his soul.

"Really do not have."

Lin Lele wanted to beat Jiang Ze to death on the spot and bury him in the small garden, and then become the big belly killer in today's theory.

Thoughts by day and dreams by night, within eight hours of pretending to be forceful, Lin Lele woke up in the middle of the night because of a nightmare.

In the dream, he was eating hairy belly, but the more he chewed, the taste became less and less tasteful, and when he spit it out, it turned out to be a piece of cabbage.When he looked up, he found that Jiang Ze, who was dressed as a bandit, was sitting opposite him. A large bowl was filled with wine, and a large basin contained a large piece of beef.Not only did he not give him food, but he was also guarded by his subordinates, and told Lin Lele that for the rest of his life, he could only eat cabbage without adding salt.

Damn, Lin Lele woke up from the fright.

Lin Lele hugged his stomach and sat up. He stared at Jiang Ze resentfully in the dark for a while, trying to force Jiang Ze to wake him up, but failed. Lin Lele stretched out his hand and pushed Jiang Ze Ze.

Jiang Ze opened his eyes in a daze, and before he fully woke up, he heard Lin Lele say, "Why are you so bad?"

Jiang Ze reached out to unscrew the small desk lamp, and saw Lin Lele looking at him angrily.

He raised his hand to touch Lin Lele's stomach, thinking that Lin Lele was feeling unwell in the middle of the night.Jiang Ze then sat up and put his arms around Lin Lele's shoulders, "What's wrong?"

"Are you really not going to give me meat in the future?" Lin Lele asked Jiang Ze.

Jiang Ze laughed, "Didn't you say you don't eat meat?"

Lin Lele made the accusation very straightforwardly: "Then you have to persuade me, but you didn't persuade me."

Jiang Ze didn't speak, Lin Lele continued to speculate conspiratorially: "I have every reason to suspect that you lied to me."

Jiang Ze touched Lin Lele's chin with the hand that was originally around Lin Lele's shoulder, and couldn't help but kiss Lin Lele's soft face, before asking him, "What did you lie to?"

"You said that even if you have a baby, I'm the most important thing. I believed you easily at the time, but in fact, I think you actually like babies better. Otherwise, why wouldn't you give me meat?"

The so-called easy belief is to refute Jiang Ze's nonsense on the spot because it is too inflated.

Lin Lele was about to wrap herself in with a few words, her face full of grief.

If Uncle Lin was here, he would have to point to his forehead and call him a bastard.But Jiang Ze is really on par with Lin's father in terms of getting used to Lin Lele.

"This is not a baby." Jiang Ze touched Lin Lele's stomach, then looked into Lin Lele's eyes and said to him, "You are the baby. When you said you would not eat meat during the day, I was very worried. You Do you know why?"

Lin Lele guessed viciously: "Afraid that the fat me will become the thin me?"

Because Jiang Ze really likes to touch the flesh on his body.

Jiang Ze shook his head: "I'm afraid you like him more."

Lin Lele was stunned.

Jiang Ze continued: "You should like me more."

The second half of the sentence was more solemn than Jiang Ze's signing a contract of tens of millions, and even brought some uncertain concerns about gains and losses.

Nonsense is nonsense, but Lin Lele just can't see Jiang Ze's pitiful appearance.

Lin Lele's heart softened a lot, and the matter of whether to eat meat or not was temporarily forgotten by Lin Lele.

He hugged Jiang Ze, kissed him on the face several times and said: "Of course I like you more, I will like the baby very much, but I definitely like you more."

The two hugged each other for a while, and the atmosphere finally calmed down.

Then Lin Lele asked Jiang Ze: "Will you like me the most?"

Jiang Ze hummed: "I will always love you the most."

"Then there is a sentence that I hope you can say to me yourself." Lin Lele pushed Jiang Ze away, looked into his eyes, holy and sincere, and instantly brought the atmosphere between the two into another grade.

Whether it is a confession or a marriage proposal.

A cluster of small flames burned up in Jiang Ze's heart, burning on the tip of his heart. In front of him was the person he wanted to cherish and spend his whole life with. The words "I love you" were ready to come out.

But he still asked Lin Lele hesitantly, "Which sentence?"

It's not that Jiang Ze is not romantic, but that Lin Lele has too many black records, so he has to take the insurance route.

Lin Lele heard the words, and looked at Jiang Ze with the eyes of the world's biggest idiot, wondering why Jiang Ze had forgotten the subject of their conversation: "Please, I will eat meat every day from now on, don't you eat meat?" You have to be in a hurry with me."

Jiang Ze swallowed his confession, then rubbed Lin Lele's head vigorously.

He knew that there were strange things in it.

In different cities under the same night, there are people who have not yet fallen asleep.

Uncle Lin was woken up in the middle of the night by peeing, and was about to get up to pee, but the bed next to him was empty, not only empty but also cold, which proved that the people inside had been up for a while.

He sat up and looked, and found that the light in the toilet was on.

The door of the toilet was ajar, and Uncle Lin got out of bed and walked over, only to find that his wife was sitting on the toilet, but she was not using the toilet, but smiling with a photo album in her arms.

"Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?" Uncle Lin opened the door and walked in, standing next to Father Lin.

Father Lin said: "Oh, I looked at the photos of Lele when she was a child, and it's surprising that Ding Lele is so old now, time really flies by."

Uncle Lin squatted next to Father Lin and glanced at the photo album, and said with disgust, "I was so stupid when I was young, look at this idiot."

In the photo, Xiao Lele has two blobs of plateau red on her face, holding a big steamed bun in her hand and looking at the big cock in front of her in horror. One person and one chicken are facing each other for a steamed bun.

However, Uncle Lin also lamented that Lin Lele had grown up, "I never thought that this little bastard would become a father in a blink of an eye, and I don't know if he can be sensible."

Father Lin protects his cubs to the end: "Lele is sensible. To be sensible, one only needs to understand the basic principles. If you are too sensible, you will suffer a lot."

Father Lin has always insisted that there is no conflict between the person who enjoys blessings and the person who is sensible, and his son may suffer while enjoying blessings, and there will be no conflict.

"They say a loss is a blessing."

"Who said that? Fart!"

"What's wrong with him?" Uncle Lin wanted his wife to wake up, "Didn't you watch the video the day before yesterday when his face was as round as a moon cake?"

"I've obviously lost weight," Dad Lin insisted, "Compared to last week, I've obviously lost more than a catty."

Father Lin made a plan for himself: "When Lele is born, I will take care of him. You take care of the store at home. I will practice my craft for two months and it will be better. I will take care of Lele when the time comes. More than enough."

"It's because of him that you've been cooking so hard these past few months?" Uncle Lin didn't want to pee right now.

He thought it was because his daughter-in-law finally started to spoil her husband, so she worked hard to make delicious food for several months, which made him a little fatter.It turned out that he was just an experimental product, and this skill was all prepared for Lin Lele.

Father Lin coaxed Uncle Lin: "I'll go home once a month in the future, and I'll cook you a lot of delicious food."

Uncle Lin's heart rumbled like thunder.

This is not only to bring up the baby for the little bastard, but also to separate from him.

Uncle Lin was very concerned about this matter, and the next day in the supermarket when Dad Lin went home to practice cooking, Uncle Lin called Lin Lele.

Lin Lele was walking slowly on the treadmill, talking to Uncle Lin with headphones on.

"Hello, Dad?"

Uncle Lin said, "It's me." Uncle Lin thought that Lin Lele had identified the wrong person, so he reminded him specially.

"I know it's you." Lin Lele said.

He hadn't called his father in front of Uncle Lin before. Firstly, it was because of habit, and secondly, Uncle Lin was too good at pissing him off, which caused Lin Lele's rebellious psychology to come to the fore.But now across the phone, Lin Lele felt that it was not difficult to call him Dad.

Not only that, in order to get used to this name, he asked the dazed Uncle Lin again, "Dad, what are you doing on the phone?"

Hey, Lin Lele laughed secretly, thinking that it's really easy to say that.

And Uncle Lin on the other side of the phone was completely dumbfounded. He had been called an uncle by Lin Lele for more than 20 years, and he was mentally prepared to be an uncle for the rest of his life.Sometimes even when Lin Lele is so angry with this little bastard, he still thinks it doesn't matter whether he is called Dad or not.

But when Lin Lele called out "Dad", Uncle Lin knew how delicious it was.For a moment, he understood his daughter-in-law's mood a little bit.

Because at this moment, not only could he not say that he would not let Dad Lin live in Mayor S, but he even wanted to take the initiative to help Dad Lin pack his luggage.

I'm sick too! !

Uncle Lin thought in surprise, the little bastard is poisonous.