Dressed as cannon fodder after attacking his mother

Jiang Huai's world view was severely impacted and reshaped in an instant. He stared at Lin Lele's stomach in astonishment. He really couldn't imagine that there was a child in there now.

"Wait, men can get pregnant too?" Jiang Huai felt his head buzzing.

Although Lin Lele himself complained about this setting at the beginning, but now he has fully accepted it and is very used to it, so he said very calmly: "From the facts, it is obvious that some men can."

"Really?" Jiang Huai still couldn't help but said loudly, but this rhetorical question was not so much a rhetorical question as a channel for him to vent his emotions.

Lin Lele stood up with her stomach in her arms, walked slowly into the room, and showed Jiang Huai a bunch of inspection reports and pictures.

Ironclad evidence.

"This was just taken a few days ago. You can see the hands and feet, the forehead and the mouth are so clear." Lin Lele showed everything to Jiang Huai like offering treasures. After he said a few words, he found that Jiang Huai had been Without saying a word, I felt a little uncertain.

Lin Lele accepted the matter himself, but he was still quite worried that his friends would not accept it, so he kept hiding it from everyone for so long.

It was a weird thing, if Jiang Huai saw it on the news, he would definitely find it unacceptable, but now the cautious look in Lin Lele's eyes made Jiang Huai feel even more uncomfortable.

Fuck, isn't it just a man giving birth to a child!

Jiang Huai thought it was not a big deal, he looked at Lin Lele and said, "Tell me earlier, you don't have to stay at home alone, I'm free anyway, I can take a look along the way you."

Upon hearing this, Lin Lele put her arms around Jiang Huai's shoulders, and said affectionately, "As expected of my brother."

Taking advantage of this action, he actually secretly glanced into Jiang Huai's coat pocket, and seeing the two rabbit heads put in place, the smile on his face became even more cheerful, and his mouth was drooling.

Jiang Huai was taken aback by his sudden approach, "Take it easy, I'm afraid of you with such a big belly."

Lin Lele hasn't bragged with outsiders for a long time, and it's itchy.

He immediately lifted his feet: "What is this little movement? If I want to, my feet can go from here." He pointed to the sofa seat, "lift it here." He pointed to the sofa behind him backrest.

The range of motion referred to is probably almost the distance of a split-horse.

Jiang Huai was puzzled and said, "No, why did you put your tripod there when you have nothing to do?"

Failed.

Lin Lele kept her mouth shut and said nothing, rolled her round eyes and pursed her lips.

Jiang Huai and Lin Lele looked at each other for two seconds, and suddenly realized Lin Lele's meaning, he jumped up as if he had been electrocuted: "Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

This can be done on the sofa, and when he looked around the whole environment, he suddenly felt that there was no pure place in Jiang Ze's house.

The guest was still standing at home, Lin Lele felt ashamed, and took a pillow from the side to Jiang Huai: "Why don't you sit on it."

After all, Jiang Huai didn't sit on the pillow, hesitated for a while, and then sat back to his original position. In order to relieve his discomfort, he changed the subject and asked Lin Lele: "Then what, is there any sign of this matter of having a baby, that is, is it? It’s the kind of thing that you know you’re capable of giving birth to when you’re pregnant?”

Unexpectedly, after asking, Jiang Huai came to a conclusion that made Jiang Huai's head big.

Lin Lele stared at Jiang Huai's bulging pockets, and was about to sing praises for the rabbit's head in her heart, so she was very absent-minded when answering Jiang Huai's question: "Well, maybe."

Jiang Huai's mood was like a roller coaster, rumbling straight into the sky.You have to get pregnant to know if you have that kind of physique, isn't that too cheating?

He stood up immediately: "No, I have something to do and I have to go first, and I will come to see you next time."

Lin Lele was about to leave suddenly, but Lin Lele hadn't quite reacted yet.

"Hey!" Lin Lele stopped him, "Don't."

Jiang Huai looked back at Lin Lele and saw that his eyes were full of reluctance, thinking that he was reluctant to part with himself, so he promised: "I will come to see you next time, no, I will come to see you tomorrow."

"It's up to you, but you have to take it," Lin Lele patted her pocket, hinting frantically and silently to Jiang Huai, "Then keep it here."

In Lin Lele's eyes at this moment, the rabbit head is obviously much more important than Jiang Huai.

Jiang Huai was stuck there, if Lin Lele hadn't had a big belly, he would have wanted to go up and pat Lin Lele.

He went back and stuffed the rabbit's head under the pillow, and ran away without looking back.

Lin Lele also took the pillow and shuffled back to the bedroom.Before closing the door, I didn't forget to come out and take back the inspection report on the table.

After closing the door and hiding in her own small world, Lin Lele was completely let go.

Lin Lele sat on the window sill of the room and looked out. The traffic below was small. Of course, everything outside is not important now, the only important thing is the smell of the rabbit's head in his hand.

Recently, in order to control his weight and physical condition, he can't eat this kind of heavy oil and spicy food.Therefore, Lin Lele herself was not willing to take a big bite of the rabbit head she was holding in her hand, but chewed it slowly to savor the taste inside.

He finished eating one, looked at the other one, sighed and thought: I should have let Jiang Huai fill the other pocket too.

At this time, outside the house, there was a sound of password unlocking from the door. It was Jiang Ze who went home early after going to the company for a meeting.

As soon as the nurse turned around and saw Jiang Ze, she immediately told him that Lin Lele was in the room.

Lin Lele was sitting cross-legged and was biting the second rabbit's head. The rabbit meat was so spicy, his eyes were red and his nose was red.But the spiciness is strong enough, Lin Lele thinks, this is life with all kinds of flavors, from a rabbit's head to taste the cold and warm.

But before Lin Lele had tasted enough, the voices of the nursing aunt and Jiang Ze from far and near outside the room entered Lin Lele's ears.

He was so frightened that he quickly gathered all the bones and threw them into the trash can next to him, and then he didn't forget to take out a few paper towels to cover them.As for the remaining unfinished rabbit head, Lin Lele was still reluctant to throw it away. He rolled it up in a plastic bag and hid it in the curtain.

When Jiang Ze opened the door, he saw Lin Lele sitting on the window sill with his back to him, with a stack of inspection reports and pictures in his hand. When he heard the sound and turned around, his eyes were all red, and he looked pitiful .

Jiang Ze's relaxed mood suddenly became tense, and he walked quickly to Lin Lele, "Baby?"

Lin Lele wiped her eyes firmly: "It's okay."

Jiang Ze bent down and held Lin Lele's hand, bowed his head and kissed him several times, thinking that Lin Lele wanted to comfort the child because he was in a bad mood, but after kissing, he felt a spicy smell.

Jiang Ze is quite familiar with this spicy taste. Lin Lele used to eat several rabbit heads from the chain store downstairs every day.The reason why Jiang Ze was so impressed was because Lin Lele didn't brush his teeth after gnawing, and the two of them couldn't kiss. Jiang Ze's mouth would hurt for a long time when he touched the spicy taste, and his lips would be slightly swollen when it was severe.

"Why do I seem to smell the rabbit's head?" Jiang Ze looked around.

Lin Lele felt guilty. In order to conceal his lack of confidence, he said loudly: "You fart, I haven't had hallucinations since I haven't eaten for so long, can you still have hallucinations? Who the hell has no meat to eat? Sure enough Ah, sure enough, I said, why is the stuff in his stomach such a torment, because he has no conscience with his other dad!"

The trick to turning black and white is to speak loudly, and to say what you think is the same thing, so that you can exude a confident charm.

This passage really made Jiang Ze fall into silence, because he could see that the rabbit's head was not hidden behind the curtain.

Lin Lele accepted it when he saw it was good. He stretched out his legs and stood on the ground, and then took the opportunity to say: "I'll go pee first, and you should reflect on yourself."

As a result, Lin Lele didn't pay attention to her hands. When she got off the ground, she helped Jiang Ze, and made a red paw print on Jiang Ze's light-colored shirt.

Jiang Ze looked at his shirt, then at Lin Lele, Lin Lele looked at Jiang Ze's shirt, then at Jiang Ze, the two looked at each other, the man was silent and the woman was crying.

"What is this?" Jiang Ze asked Lin Lele.

Lin Lele kicked her up, "You ask me what is the thing on your clothes? Don't joke with me!"

Although she spoke with confidence, Lin Lele's legs already had a survival instinct and wanted to run outside.

As a result, I saw the nursing aunt looking here before I walked outside the door.Lin Lele's steps backed up again. After weighing it up, he still felt that the big devil was easier to talk to than the nursing aunt.

Lin Lele ran back, hugged Jiang Ze's hand and said, "Brother, I was wrong."

Jiang Ze touched Lin Lele's soft face and asked him, "What's wrong?"

"My mistake is that I shouldn't have people smuggling the rabbit's head for me," Lin Lele said sincerely, "It's just a few months, what is that? A father's efforts for his children are taken for granted Yes, but I can’t refuse the temptation of rabbit meat. I’m so unqualified. For the sake of my children, don’t say not to eat spicy food and eat less meat. It should be obligatory, if the child wants to eat my meat, I will immediately cut a piece for him."

Lin Fart King is actually purely blind, selling miserables and pitiful, how can he really have the above-mentioned ideological consciousness.

However, in other matters, Jiang Ze could see through Lin Lele at a glance, but in this matter, Jiang Ze really didn't feel that Lin Lele was farting.Because Lin Lele's parent, Father Lin, is exactly the kind of person Lin Lele said he was.

Jiang Ze didn't doubt Papa Lin's love for Lin Lele at all, just like if someone told Papa Lin that eating vegetarian food for a lifetime would accumulate blessings for Lin Lele in the future, Papa Lin would definitely ask where to eat without saying a word. Vegetarian dishes work best.

A lesson from the past, a lesson from the past, Jiang Ze shuddered at the thought of this possibility.

"You really think so?" Jiang Ze confirmed to Lin Lele.

Putting on a show to the end, Lin Lele nodded with a chubby face: "Of course I think so, it's all for the sake of the child, there's no other way, I won't eat meat in the next few months, don't persuade me, you Advise me, I'm in a hurry with you."

After Lin Lele finished speaking, she secretly looked at Jiang Ze's expression, thinking, if you don't persuade me, I will bite you to death if I find a chance.

And Jiang Ze looked at Lin Lele's belly, realizing for the first time that this child cannot be kept.

The author has something to say:

Someone asked Jiang Chen: "Why didn't you live with your parents when you were young?"

Jiang Chen: "Because my dad likes to pretend."