Yang Jian and Sun Wukong

The charming man saw that Sun Wukong was only fifteen or sixteen years old in appearance, but he was so domineering and arrogant in his actions, he couldn't help laughing: "Is there a famous post?"

Monkey King shook his fist, too lazy to speak.

The charming man smiled like a flower, but there was no smile in his eyes: "I hope you will forgive me, our rules here, there is no name card, so we will not entertain you. Do one line, respect one line, although your fist is hard, We had no choice but to block it with our heads."

These words were soft but hard, and Sun Wukong felt a little respectful.I thought to myself, I can't rely on fists for everything, and it's not easy to do entertainment business.He took out a piece of silver and threw it on the board of the boat. With a bang, the silver smashed the plank of the ship.Seeing Sun Wukong showing this skill, the charming man was secretly startled, but he still waved his fan and said nothing.Sun Wukong took out another ingot of gold and threw it over, and asked impatiently, "Is there any name card now?"

"Yes, yes." The charming man put his arms around Sun Wukong's shoulders and walked towards the painting boat, "Tomorrow I will make a carriage name card for the young master and send it to the mansion."

Sun Wukong shook off the charming man's hand on his shoulder, with a disgusted expression on his face.

"If you want the best house, the best woman, it doesn't matter if you have buds or not, the important thing is that you are good in bed." Sun Wukong added, "Remember, she is a human woman, don't be a vixen. Don't say I didn't warn you You, put away your trick of absorbing Yuanyang as soon as possible, or you will be tired of working."

The charming man's smile was a bit stiff: "Young master is really good at joking, even if you want a vixen, where can we find it?"

"Don't pretend to be in front of me." Sun Wukong followed the man into a gorgeous room, which was indeed magnificent, comfortable and warm. "The dirty smell on your body is blowing out for two miles in the wind, what is your real body, do you still need me to tell you?"

The charming man was startled, stood behind Monkey King, winked to the left and right, the servants retreated, the door was closed, and only the two of them were left in the room.

Sun Wukong concentrated on a painting on the wall.Suddenly the wind came from behind, but Monkey King pinched the attacker's neck accurately without turning his head.Finally, at the last moment, he remembered that he was here to prostitute, not to murder and make trouble. He let go of the attacker just before he died, and looked back, and the attacker was indeed that charming man.

"You are only three tails, yet you dare to come to the mortal world to open a brothel. It seems that after Monkey King raised the banner of righteousness, the world has really changed, and monsters are getting more and more messy."

The man's face was purple, lying on the ground unable to get up, coughing desperately.

Monkey King didn't bother to pay attention to him, jumped on the bed, turned a few somersaults, stretched his muscles and bones, and saw that he hadn't slowed down yet, so he stepped forward and kicked him. "Stinky fox, don't pretend to be dead, where is the woman I want?" He pinched the fox's neck again and pulled him up from the ground.

The fox's seven orifices were bleeding, and he looked at Monkey King with pleading eyes.

Among monsters, strength has always been respected, and when the weak meet the strong, they often die.Sun Wukong is usually used to being in Huaguo Mountain. As a demon king, he is lawless. Killing people is like crushing an ant. He often reveals a powerful and terrifying murderous aura inadvertently.At this moment the fox was finally afraid.

Only then did Sun Wukong notice that he was squeezing too tightly, he couldn't even speak, and he was afraid that after a while, if he couldn't catch his breath, he would really die.Sun Wukong quickly let go. "I'm really here to whore tonight. I picked a brothel at random. It's fate to meet you. Your patriarch Hua Yanlai met me once at the demon meeting 50 years ago. We are also considered a family. I mean no harm."

The fox obediently knelt down and kowtowed, and bowed to Sun Wukong as a junior: "Thank you for your grace of not killing the Immortal, what is the name of the Immortal if you dare to ask?"

"Call me Stone." Sun Wukong reported his nickname before he learned magic.

"Brother Shitou, don't worry, the woman who will be sent in later must be the best in the entire Zhaixingfang." The fox withdrew respectfully, and brought a woman in after a while.

The fox stepped back and closed the door behind him.

As soon as the door was closed, the atmosphere in the room became a little awkward.

Monkey King came to prostitute for the first time, and he didn't know where to put his hands.

If it was Yang Jian, what would he do?

At this moment, what do you want him to do?Can you still ask him what he should do at this time?Even if you ask, he will use the gag technique.

Monkey King stepped forward a few steps and put his arms around the woman's shoulders.The woman wore very little, and her bare shoulders slipped so hard that she could hardly grasp them.Monkey King looked at the woman's face, but he didn't understand whether she was good-looking or not. Except for Yang Jian, everyone else looked the same, and they had no hair anyway.What makes Yang Jian different from others is his eyes, which seem to be filled with water. When looking at people, the light in his eyes turns and turns... Oh, why do you think of Yang Jian again?Sun Wukong secretly scolded himself for being worthless.

Sun Wukong didn't make any further moves. The woman remembered the boss's instructions when she arrived, that the young master would be whipped if he didn't serve him well, and she was anxious.

The woman leaned towards Sun Wukong, raised her face, and smiled in the most charming gesture.There is a saying in this smile that four teeth should be exposed on the top and four teeth on the bottom. This kind of smile is neither kitsch nor too arrogant. It is commonly known as "eight-toothed smile".

The woman laughed for a long time and posed for a long time, and Monkey King finally responded: "Do you have a toothache?" Seeing the woman's complexion, he said, "I guessed wrong? Then you have a cramp in your face?"

The woman simply took off her clothes and tore at Sun Wukong's clothes.

Sun Wukong stared, and the woman trembled in fright.

Monkey King knew that the murderous look in his eyes was showing again, he was afraid of frightening the mortal woman, so he quickly withdrew his gaze and looked elsewhere.

Why is it so awkward to take off your clothes?Isn't the old grandson here just to take off his clothes?

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and tore his clothes with a "shua".

After tearing the clothes, it becomes a log again.

Monkey King didn't move, so the woman had to take the initiative.The woman, a hungry tiger, pounced on Sun Wukong.

Monkey King was startled, "whoosh" and ran away.

The woman is chasing after her, and she is bound to win.

Like a scourge chasing after him, Monkey King ran fast.It's not that he doesn't know spells, but he forgot to use them in a hurry. At this moment, he became a little monkey who was chased all over the mountain by a tiger when he didn't learn spells.

Monkey King and the woman run around the house, chasing each other.Finally, Sun Wukong stopped behind a pillar, thinking that the woman had left, but as soon as he got his head up, he saw the woman waiting on the other side, seeing the woman showing a smug smile, Sun Wukong yelled: "Don't come here!"

After speaking, he was also stunned.How can it be that women take the initiative and men feel like they are being bullied?Sun Wukong laughed.

What's so funny about this?Monkey King, Monkey King, you are in vain for being the Demon King, calling yourself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and you can’t even go whoring a prostitute!

Monkey King became angry and rushed out of the door.

The vixen who was guarding outside chased after him, nodded and bowed his head to make amends: "Young master is not satisfied, the younger one will replace it for you."

Sun Wukong waved his hand, knowing in his heart that it would be useless to change many.

Monkey King didn't need to hide his body skills in front of the vixen, so he used a soaring cloud technique and went to the sky.Sitting on the clouds, taking out the wine gourd, drinking the last drop of wine, my heart is still in a mess and I don't know what to do.

If you were not happy before, just run wildly in the mountains for a while, and if you can't, you can clap your chest and howl at the valley with your companions.But now this feeling has never been felt before, as if someone twisted his heart.Want to scream, but can't, want to cry, but have no reason to cry.

Monkey King didn't know what happened to him.

I also thought of Yang Jianlai, the way that man laughed, the way he was angry, the way he watched his father and brother die tragically like wooden sculptures in the dream, the way he gently stroked his head, and the way he laughed and messed up under his body... everything Everything in the past is vivid in my mind, I can't escape, I can't escape.

Sun Wukong pressed his heart again and frowned.

I have to find a way... I can't even go to a prostitute, so what can I do?

Find someone to ask.Who are you looking for?The Bull Demon King couldn't even manage his own housework, and a jade-faced fox made him burnt out.The Dapeng King and the Macaque King have never been close to women, so they can't be counted on.The other brothers would only laugh at themselves when they heard it, and couldn't help anything.The master is blank emotionally, and the profound Taoism is useless. If you ask him yourself, who should he ask?Monsters can’t do it, so only gods are left. The only god I know who can talk to me is Jin Chanzi. Unfortunately, that guy is stupid to study Buddhism...

Monkey King is simply helpless.Why, what, is it harder than his mother's anti-day?He turned over seventeen or eighteen somersaults on the cloud, and lay on his back on the cloud.Slowly, I finally thought of someone to ask.The man didn't know him well, so he wouldn't laugh at him.It is not certain that we will meet again in the future, and we will not understand who he is talking about.On top of that, the man's ethnicity meant he must be well versed in this kind of problem.Sun Wukong felt that no one was more suitable for consultation than him.

Without further ado.Monkey King jumped off the cloud head and stood on the painting boat in Zhaixingfang.That's right, the person he thought of was the three-tailed fox.

Those big guys surrounded him again, this time they behaved well, and they treated Sun Wukong with respect, so arrogant and respectful that Sun Wukong couldn't stand it.Sun Wukong was the same as last time, still saying: "Tell you to be in charge."

The three-tailed fox came out quickly, welcomed Monkey King into the inner room, waved the servants back, divided the guests and hosts into seats, and poured wine for Monkey King respectfully.Monkey King pushed the spout: "I don't drink, I have important matters to ask, so I must stay sober."

The fox sat upright, with a serious expression, waiting for Monkey King to ask him something important.

Sun Wukong didn't know how to speak, so he poured himself a cup of tea first.He raised his neck, drank it all in one gulp, then poured it, and then drank it after pouring it.After drinking the No.15 cup, I haven't figured out how to speak yet.The teapot is already empty.

Sun Wukong put down his teacup and stood up.

The fox stood up nervously, bowed slightly to serve, and waited.

Monkey King coughed.

The fox thought he was finally going to ask something important, so he leaned forward and listened attentively.

Monkey King asked, and what he asked was: "Where is the hut? I drank too much tea..."

The fox's patience ran out: "Brother Shitou, what exactly do you want to ask?"

"Ahem." Sun Wukong looked away and coughed uncomfortably.

"Brother Shishi, what are you coughing?"

"Cough, the tea is a bit salty..."

The fox obeyed: "Shitou, we are also destined, so you can speak directly if you have something to say, but if you can do it, you will do your best, go up the mountain of knives and go down to the pan of oil. If you frown, you won't be called a hero."

Monkey King patted him on the shoulder: "You are very good at talking."

The fox looked very sincere: "My little brother speaks from the bottom of his heart!"

"Okay, okay, it's not that serious." Sun Wukong frowned with his thumb and middle finger, lowered his head and said, "I feel like I'm sick."

"Where does it hurt?" the fox asked with concern.

Sun Wukong thought about it seriously, and hammered his chest: "My heart hurts. When I think of him, my heart feels uncomfortable. Even though I am with him every day, I still feel that I can't catch him, and I am far away from him. I can’t see him anymore. I can’t stand the thought of never seeing him again. I wish his legs would never be good. Keep him. He laughs, and I want to laugh too. He’s unhappy, and I’m even more unhappy than him. Happy. He often has nightmares. The nightmare has been removed, but he still can’t sleep well. Every time I ask him if he is sad, he says it’s okay, but I can see that he is sad. At this time, I feel so distressed Terrible, he will still be angry, and want to kill all the people in the world who make him unhappy."

"Do you know what disease this is?" Sun Wukong said, "I wonder if this is a new spell that can control people's minds."

"lovesickness."

Sun Wukong was angry: "I'm not joking with you, I'm asking seriously!"

"The little brother also answered very seriously."

Sun Wukong grabbed the fox by the skirt, the fox begged for mercy loudly, Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes: "What disease do you think I am?" "Acacia..." Sun Wukong's strength immediately strengthened. "...Oh no no no." "What kind of disease is that?" "It's still lovesickness. You fell in love with her."

Sun Wukong thought for a while, let go of the fox, smoothed the collar carefully, and patted the dust that did not exist on it.The fox saw that Sun Wukong was thinking about something, so he didn't dare to disturb him.

"So this is the feeling of liking someone?" Sun Wukong muttered to himself.

The fox secretly checked Monkey King's face, and found that Monkey King didn't look happy at all.

"Does it hurt when you like someone?"

Fox nodded: "Yes."

Monkey King suddenly said: "No, sometimes I want to kill him! If I like someone, why would I want to kill him?"

The fox replied somehow: "This, this...why do you want to kill her?"

"He also wants to kill me! But I don't blame him. I want to kill him because I don't think I can catch him, and I want him to be the only one in his world. If I kill him, he will only have his soul left, can it be wrong? God?"

The fox was shocked: "God? This...the so-called difference of ways does not conspire with each other. If we are monsters, it is better to find a monster. I am afraid that the gods will not look at the low-level little people like us..."

"I don't even know how to find a monster! Immortals can't be sympathetic, and they can't fall in love with people at all. I should find a female monkey!" Monkey King was angry again, "But who I like, I have the final say something?"

"Then who has the final say?"

"he!"

Sun Wukong stared: "Am I asking you, or are you asking me?"

"You ask, you ask." The fox quickly bent down.

"Forget it, there is nothing to ask." Monkey King found that his mood was not only bad, but worse.Seeing nothing pleasing to the eye, he grabbed the jug and wanted to drink, but felt that if he was drunk, he would give in, so he threw the jug on the ground with his backhand.Still puzzled, he raised his hand and overturned the entire table.All the decorations on the table fell to the ground, and the ping-pong-pong was so lively.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was angry, the fox wanted to slip away: "Is there anything else?"

"Yes." Monkey King said, "Man and man, how do you do it?"