Yang Jian and Sun Wukong

Sun Wukong's body changed, and Yang Jian noticed it immediately, and pushed Sun Wukong away violently, with a hint of anger in his heart: "What are you doing!"

Sun Wukong woke up like a dream, came back to his senses, and kept the posture pushed by Yang Jian, motionless, and stood there stupidly.

Yang Jian felt wrong again: "What's wrong with you?"

Sun Wukong looked at Yang Jian, his eyes were not moving, and suddenly he cried "Wow", "Yang Jian, Yang Jian, I'm done, what should I do? I will feel it when I face you, am I holding it in for too long? It's gone! Huh, I don't have a son yet, what if I can't do it in the future?"

Yang Jian told himself to be serious, serious, and no matter how serious, he should be angry at this time, but seeing Sun Wukong's innocent look, his face was tense for a long time, but he still failed, twitching the corners of his mouth and said: "Just adjust the Yin and Yang, that's all." !"

"Yes, yes, so should I find a woman or a female monkey?"

"Pfft...hahaha..." Yang Jian finally couldn't hold back anymore and couldn't stop laughing.

This matter still caused trouble to Sun Wukong.

Since then, Monkey King has sighed from time to time, seeing Yang Jian wishing he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.But the two live in the same room, and it is almost inevitable for Monkey King to take care of the injured Yang Jian.It gets better with time.

This incident completely confused Sun Wukong.Anyway, he had already lost face, so Sun Wukong simply asked Yang Jian for everything he didn't understand.Often ask unanswerable questions.For example, how was the child born, when was Yang Jian's first time, why men have feelings for men, and so on.Yang Jian couldn't bear the disturbance, and whenever Sun Wukong opened his mouth, he cast a spell to seal his mouth, and named this spell "Sealing Technique".After a few days, Yang Jian's mouth sealing technique has been practiced extremely proficiently, and it is the best one of the spells he knows.

The so-called policies above have countermeasures. In response to Yang Jian's sealing technique, Sun Wukong also pondered a spell to fight against it, named "Tiangang Disha Yaomo No Fear Nine Heavens Ten Earth Supernatural Powers Invincible Talking Dafa". For three days and three nights without a break.Every time Yang Jian uses the sealing technique, Monkey King will use the "Tiangang Disha Monster Demon Fearless Nine Heavens Ten Earths Supernatural Powers Invincible Speaking Dafa" on himself.

Therefore, after Yang Jian used the sealing technique, he would often hear Monkey King yelling: "Look at my old grandson's 'Tiangangdisha demon'..." Under normal circumstances, Sun Wukong would be sealed by Yang Jian before he finished saying the name of the spell. , can no longer say anything.

Of course, occasionally Sun Wukong successfully casts spells on himself.

At the beginning, the spell was not perfect. After the operation, Monkey King couldn't stop talking dry.

Later, the spell was perfect, and after using it, he could speak and stop whenever he wanted, and he could resist Yang Jian's sealing technique. No one could stop him from speaking except himself.On the day when the practice was successful, Monkey King was so happy that he repeatedly provoked Yang Jian to use the sealing technique on himself.Yang Jian saw through his thoughts, remained unmoved, and made Sun Wu scream strangely.

In short, in terms of fighting skills, Monkey King has won a complete victory.But the consequences that followed were unexpected—no one expected that Sun Wukong would have a character trait that would be difficult to change since then: chatterbox...

In the end, Sun Wukong was deeply poisoned by the long-named Dafa of speaking, so he dared not use it easily.Yang Jian also felt that it was inhumane not to let Sun Wukong speak, and he didn't even use his gag technique.

One day, Monkey King remembered that incident again and asked Yang Jian: "What do you think men and men do? Hey, you are a thousand-year-old man, don't you not know? Ah? Hey, just talk to me!"

Yang Jian was sitting on a chair watering the flowers at this time, but Sun Wukong pulled his sleeves and poured all the water on his feet.Yang Jian's self-cultivation is improving day by day under the training of Monkey King, and his temper is getting better and better.Yang Jian thought that if he wanted to temper a person's temper, he could try getting along with Monkey King.

Sun Wukong is still asking: "My old grandson rarely walks in the mortal world, so the mortal world is already so open? There are so many small mansions everywhere, and there are so many broken sleeves. The mortal world is really changing with each passing day..."

Yang Jian took out a piece of candy from nowhere and handed it to Monkey King: "Here, go play there by yourself, be good."

Sun Wukong was still immersed in his own thoughts. Seeing that Yang Jian picked up something, he fixed his eyes on it and saw that it was a piece of candy. He was furious: "What do you think of me? Do you think I am a child?"

"You think you're not a child?" Yang Jian continued watering the flowers.

"Yang Jian, don't bully people too much!" Sun Wu rushed away, not forgetting to put the candy in his mouth while getting angry.

It happened that Wang Wu came to find Sun Wukong to go hunting in the deep mountains behind Wang's house. Seeing that Sun Wukong was angry, he asked Yang Jian: "What's wrong with your nephew?"

"Give him a piece of candy, it's too sour."

"He's sixteen and still loves candies?" Wang Wu took out a candy, "It's just right, I have another one here, let me give it to you."

Yang Jian took it and put it away carefully.

When going to bed at night, Monkey King came back.Sun Wukong lifted the blanket and arched towards Yang Jian.Yang Jian's body was very warm, like a big stove emitting heat through layers of fabric.Sun Wukong stretched his hand into Yang Jian's arms spontaneously, and he was not discouraged even if he was knocked out, so he continued his efforts and secretly looked for opportunities.

Yang Jian pressed Sun Wukong's dishonest hand, took out the candy he had collected during the day, and weighed it in his hand: "Wang Wu sent it, and this is the only one, do you want it?"

Sun Wukong stared eagerly, thinking of what happened during the day, he was embarrassed to ask for it.

Yang Jian threw the candy upwards, Sun Wukong's eyeballs followed the candy, and his whole body assumed a posture of wanting to snatch it.The candy fell steadily into Yang Jian's hands, and Monkey King's eyes followed.

"You don't want me to eat it." Yang Jian raised his hand, the candy was thrown up again, and he opened his mouth to bite half of it.

Monkey King was in a hurry, rushed up, opened his mouth to bite the other half, and snatched it from Yang Jian's mouth.He didn't mind touching Yang Jian's lips.

Yang Jian was slightly stunned, and touched his lips, which seemed to still have the touch of Monkey King's lips...

Looking at the culprit, Sun Wukong smiled contentedly after grabbing the candy, and it didn't look like he was doing it on purpose.Maybe I thought too much, after all, I was just a little monkey in the wild, and I didn't understand many worldly etiquettes.As he himself said, he likes to hug people and have physical contact with people. All animals are like this.He usually lives in Huaguo Mountain, away from the hustle and bustle of the world, and lives freely and freely, without caring about etiquette.Since the monkey doesn't understand, then tell him yourself.

Yang Jian called out: "Monkey King."

"Here!" Sun Wukong ate the candy in his mouth.

"Don't kiss me in the future."

"Did I kiss you?" After the candy was finished, Sun Wukong leaned forward, and Yang Jian smacked his lips, "Is this the kiss?" His eyes clearly betrayed him.

Yang Jian raised his hand high in the air, and a white light flashed. He held the three-pointed and two-bladed gun in his palm. The point of the gun was aimed at Monkey King's throat.

Monkey King flew up, jumped away with a somersault, and his triumphant laughter came from the air.

"Yang Jian, has anyone else kissed you besides me?"

Yang Jian chased him out, but Sun Wukong had disappeared.

The leg injury was not healed, and he couldn't stand for a long time, so Yang Jian went back to the house bitterly.

Who said he was a child!His provocative kiss at the end showed that he knew everything.Thinking about it, no matter how unsophisticated he is, he still understands what kissing is.From birth to now, I have never suffered such a shame.

Yang Jian set about ambush.Uncle Jiang Ziya taught many formations during the Battle of the Conferred Gods, and he picked one that would not hurt people's lives and placed it in the house.

Monkey King, when you come back later, I will let you come in vertically and go out horizontally!After thinking about it, I was a little worried, in case that fool was really injured by the formation... Yang Jian removed the restraint on the window, because usually Monkey King would jump in through the window, and only set up an ambush at the door, which would not really hurt Monkey King , I got angry again.Although it's a bit deceptive, but it's better than nothing.

Sun Wukong ran to the deep mountain behind Wang's house, sat on the grass, looked at the stars for a while, and began to miss Yang Jian's warmth.Thinking of the astonishment on that person's face when the candy was taken away, he couldn't help laughing.When he kissed for the second time, the murderous look in his eyes seemed to overflow. If he didn't hide, would he really swing the three-pointed two-edged gun down?The injury on the right shoulder caused a pain almost immediately, it seemed that the body had firmly remembered the ferocity of that person.What he provoked was not so much a proud kitten as a ferocious wolf.

Picking out a blade of grass and chewing it, Monkey King lay on the soft grass with his head in his hands, looking up at the starry sky.The stars in the sky blinked and blinked, as if they all turned into the eyes of that person.

Suddenly remembered the moment when the lips touched... That man's lips were always tightly pressed on weekdays, the color was not rosy, but morbidly pale. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be so soft...

My heart was beating like it was going to pop out of my chest.The self-control she had always been proud of crumbled when she thought of that person.

Sun Wukong pressed his chest and heart, and frowned tightly.

Gotta figure out a way.If things go on like this, I won't be like myself anymore.

Monkey King jumped up from the ground and ran towards Dongliang City, the bustling town closest to Wangjia Village.

Dongliang City is located in Xiniu Hezhou, a transit place for merchants, with convenient waterways, and a Dongliang River runs through the city.Sun Wukong didn't go through the city gate, but directly descended from the sky, spotted a row of painting boats on the river, quietly lowered the cloud head, and landed on the largest boat.

As soon as it landed on the ground, a strong scent of powder came to the nostrils.Through the light gauze tent, one can vaguely see the figure, dancing gracefully, singing gracefully, the woman's waist swaying slowly in the evening wind, graceful and moving.It seems that this is the most famous brothel in Dongliang City, Zhaixingfang.

Monkey King walked towards those women.

Someone will come to greet you immediately.A group of burly men surrounded Monkey King.The leader shouted: "Who is here? Is there a famous post?"

Sun Wukong's gaze directly crossed them as if he was crossing an obstacle, and said lazily, "I tell you to come out in charge."

"You're not very young, but your tone is not small. Are you the one who is in charge of us?"

Monkey King was too lazy to talk nonsense with them, so he punched the leader, kicked the hall, and forced everyone around him to retreat.Sun Wukong has no magic power. He usually doesn't use magic power to deal with ordinary people, but he is in a bad mood tonight, which really makes me anxious. He doesn't guarantee that he won't kill people.

After a while, a person came out in a row, and before the person arrived, the voice came first: "Which honored guest did you bump into with each of the blind dog slaves?"

A man in white approached, he was extremely enchanting, charming, even more charming than a woman.The big guys around were like mice seeing a cat, and they saluted one after another, and Monkey King knew that this must be the supervisor.After exchanging pleasantries, the charming man waved his folding fan and went straight to the point: "This little gentleman, what is your intention for visiting late at night?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him coldly, this was the first time Sun Wukong saw a person after boarding the boat, and then said three words coldly: "Drink flower wine."