Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

Tracking the owner is a must-have skill for any good house cat!

Cats will only stay in two places forever, one is the owner's home, and the other is the owner's side.

Although he has lived in several places along the way, the smart cat knows that it is not the owner's home, and there is no owner's breath inside.The beginning of being a qualified and good pet cat is: go home with the owner!

So the cat who was thrown to others before entering the house was depressed.

Has the cat been kicked out?No, the cat never entered the house at all!It was shut out!

The one-in-a-million house cat—Maomao, was turned away!

This is absolutely intolerable to cats!

but!Maomao firmly believes that there are only cats who can't teach, and there is no owner who can't learn!

Master, don't worry, Maomao will teach you how to be a good master!

Hmm... is this big house the owner's home?

Push, push, push!

Squeeze, squeeze, can't squeeze in.

locked.

Mao Mao walked around the big house several times in frustration, and found that the windows on the wall of the house were very high, and they were still tightly closed.

Is it difficult for such a small problem to stop my cat?If I can't even get into the owner's house, what right do I have to claim to be the most outstanding cat in ten miles and eight towns!

……

The snow-white hair band was wrapped around the fingertips, making the slender and powerful fingers crystal clear like jade. With a slight tug, the thick black black hair fell down like a waterfall, covering the master's straight shoulders and flexible waist.The person surrounded by the dense mist, with black hair and white clothes, has a graceful figure, a leisurely demeanor, and awe-inspiring momentum.

Suddenly a light sound was heard in the ear, the hand that slowly unbuttoned the skirt suddenly paused, and flicked away with a finger.

puff!

The broken glazed tiles tumbled down together with a small snow-white fur ball.

"Meow meow meow... meow..." Ruannuo's voice was panicked, with twists and turns: "Meow...meow!"

"Oh!"

Splashes of water!

The sweet and soft voice became terrified, and the voice was short and urgent: "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow..."

Help!

Cats are afraid of water!

Who will save the cats!

Seeing this scene, Ximen Chuuxue's original anger disappeared immediately, and he leaned leisurely on the screen, watching the little thing splash vigorously on the water surface, splashing everywhere.If it wasn't for the dubbing, he thought the little thing was having fun!

When will this seemingly clever little thing realize that it can't sink at all?

It's amazing to be able to fill yourself with water while floating on the water.

"Meow meow meow……"

Hearing that its voice was getting more urgent and pitiful, Ximen Chuuxue kindly squatted down by the pool and picked it up with its tail: "Afraid of water?"

"Meow!" Maomao affirmed pitifully.

"very good."

"Meow?" Why does Maomao have an ominous premonition?

We all know that drowned chickens and chickens look different, and drowned cats and cats seem to look different.It was originally a small ball, but now it has shrunk to a smaller circle. The long hair is scattered and stuck to the body, and the pink flesh is sparsely exposed, which looks like a chick just hatched.The whole body is soaked, but the body temperature feels higher. When pinched in the hand, I can feel the soft bones, slender and flexible muscles, and the fragility is amazing.But it didn't notice its own life and death at all, it was in someone else's hands, it just squatted obediently in Ximen Chuuxue's hand and trembled, its pair of black eyes that became even bigger after being soaked, wet and pitiful Xixi looked at Ximen Chuuxue, although she was still a little panicked for the rest of her life, but she was more saying: "Maomao is so pitiful, I need comfort, hug, and kiss...

Butler Mei stood outside the door a little uneasy. He has been the butler of Wanmei Villa for more than ten years. He has never disappointed the owner of the villa. He can do every little request of the owner to perfection. , But now, he has neglected his duties. He has searched the entire villa, but he has not found the whereabouts of the little fox.

The door opened quietly, and Ximen Chuuxue came out refreshed.

Although he had never seen Ximen Chuuxue's smile before, Butler Mei, who knew Ximen Chuuxue better than himself, found that Ximen Chuuxue seemed to be in a pretty good mood now.

Steward Mei breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Villa Master, everything in the courtyard has been properly arranged...Do you want someone to take care of you?"

Ximen Chuuxue frowned slightly. He is a person who likes to be alone. Although he needs someone to take care of his basic necessities, he never keeps anyone by his side to serve him. Butler Mei should know this better than anyone else.

He changed his mind slightly, and knew that what Steward Mei really wanted to talk about was probably not this matter: "What's wrong?"

Butler Mei hesitated for a moment, then said, "...that fox, it's gone..."

"Meow!" A familiar meow.

Who is the fox?You are the fox, and all of your family are foxes!

Steward Mei raised his head, his eyes widened.

Why does that little thing, which is only four feet away from me, with its tail tied up, hanging upside down on a tree branch and still dripping water look so familiar?

Does the snow-white ribbon that binds its tail look more familiar?

Butler Mei's tongue was tied up, and he pointed at the little thing tremblingly: "Villager, the owner of the villa..."

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at his hand lightly, and said, "Put it down when it's dry."

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue go farther and farther, Maomao desperately waved its four little paws in the air in vain: "Meow, meow, meow..."

Wait for me... I'll be done in a minute...

Butler Mei pinched her leg fiercely, only to find that the little fox was still there!

"Am I old and dizzy? Is the owner really so bored that he bathed a fox and tied it to a tree with his own hairband to dry it? Maybe... the manor should have a mistress ? The owner should also have someone to accompany him..."

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow..."

The cats on the tree were chattering non-stop.

Butler Mei walked under him, and said, "I stood here for so long just now, but I didn't hear you yelling, which made me embarrass myself in front of the owner. Why do you keep yelling now?"

"Meow meow meow!"

Maomao looked at him disdainfully, what do you know?If the owner hangs up the cat, it means that the owner is in a bad mood. How can the owner bark when he is in a bad mood?As a good house cat, under no circumstances should it upset its owner!

Now that the master is gone, how uncomfortable it is to be hung upside down, what can I do?

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow..."

"Okay, don't bark anymore." Butler Mei said, "Wait."

He entered the bathroom, and when he came out, he had a big towel in his hand. He put the cat down from the tree and said, "Don't run away anymore. Run to the owner of the village drippingly, I don't have any good fruit for you!"

Wrap the cat in a towel, rub it vigorously, then release the dizzy cat, and touch it: "It's still a little wet, just let it dry and let it dry. Eh... it's still shedding hair Fortunately, the owner's towels are never used only once. "Maomao just rubbed his head with his head covered, and before he could recover, he shook his head vigorously and fell down twice before standing still, but he was not unhappy at all.

A warm towel filled with the breath of the master!

Shares a bath with the master!

Share a towel with the owner!

Even the previous owner was not so nice!

The owner is a good host!

Cats are so happy!

……

Ximen Chuuxue likes to be alone, especially Ximen Chuuxue after the murder.After appreciating the brilliance of the splash of life blood, tasting a glass of wine and drinking a cup of tea amidst the vague fragrance of flowers is as indispensable as dessert after a big meal.

However, there was a slight sound of falling leaves cracking in my ears.

Ximen Chuuxue turned her head and saw that little figure tiptoeing without surprise.

"Meow..." Why is Mao Mao so careful and will be discovered!

Maomao left and stopped moving, sitting upright, with its two front paws neatly placed in front of its body, its tail flicking behind it flatteringly, its small head raised, pointed ears erect, and big eyes Seriously looking at Ximen Chuuxue: "Meow..."

Pussy fucked!

Ximen Chuuxue had the urge to touch his forehead, what kind of mentality did he have to pick up this little trouble!Really clingy!But now... is he going to use his Ximen Excalibur to deal with it?

Just when Ximen Chuuxue was very upset when he was disturbed, Mao Mao took the initiative to back away.

Article [-] of "Cat Rules": How to get along with the owner.

Alone articles:

Preface: No matter how lively people are, there are always times when they want to be alone for a while.At this time, you must remember that you are a cat, not a person. This is the best time to deepen your relationship with the owner, and you must not miss it.The specific method used depends on the mood of the owner. When you are bored, sad, happy, and quiet... each has a different way of getting along.

First of all, it is necessary to accurately judge the owner's mentality!

Maomao can tell from the owner's leisurely holding the wine glass with two fingers, the owner is in a good mood, and he should be enjoying a good time alone now.

At this moment, the owner must not be disturbed. This will destroy the owner's mood, and the owner will become bored with the cat.But you must never stay away from the owner, otherwise you will lose the opportunity to get along with the owner alone and deepen your relationship.

Responses:

The first step is to detect the exact range that will disturb the owner.

So Maomao began to back away before Ximen Chuuxue got impatient, turned around under Ximen Chuuxue's surprised eyes, walked a few steps, looked back at Ximen Chuuxue's expression, turned around and walked a few more steps, and then looked... Ten After many times, I finally found that Ximen Chuuxue's expression had softened.

The first step, success!

Maomao called "meow" to Ximen Chuuxue, and briskly ran away, leaving Ximen Chuuxue's sight.