Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

Lu Xiaofeng was surprised: "What the hell is this? So fast!"

But seeing Ximen Chuuxue jumped over the window sill without saying a word, followed closely behind.I saw the little white thing lightning across the backyard and rushed to the corner of the wall behind the bushes.

When Ximen Chuuxue and Lu Xiaofeng arrived, it was seriously sniffing every inch of land under the corner.

"What is it looking for?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.Looking for a mouse?Looking for treasure?Looking for bugs?Lu Xiaofeng was full of curiosity.This little thing really surprises people everywhere!

Naturally, Ximen Chuuxue didn't know about it, so he ignored him.Lu Xiaofeng actually didn't expect to get the answer, so he held his breath to read.

Maomao seems to have finally found what it was looking for, pawed it with its small paws a few times in satisfaction, and sniffed again, no!Changed another place and started pulling.

It seemed right this time, the two snow-white paws alternately picked up the soil, faster and faster, and soon dug a small hole...

When Lu Xiaofeng was engrossed in wanting to see what treasure it dug up, the little thing raised its furry tail, turned around, faced the small hole... and squatted down.

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes widened for a moment, his mouth opened wide, he couldn't say a word, after a while he rubbed his nose and said: "...So it's really a cat..."

Looking back, is there anyone else around?

"I'm so stupid... I only know that people have to squat in the toilet after taking laxatives, but I don't know that foxes, no, cats also have to squat in the toilet after taking laxatives..." Lu Xiaofeng returned to the inn with broken thoughts: "I actually like The fool stares at a cat that looks like a fox going to the toilet..."

"Bang!" A bamboo chopstick was inserted into the door next to his ear.

Lu Xiaofeng regained his balance: "Compared to Ximen Chuuxue, what is it for me, Lu Xiaofeng, to watch a cat go to the bathroom? Ha! Ha!"

Looking up and seeing Ximen Chuixue's livid face, Lu Xiaofeng laughed, then turned and left: "I was in a hurry to find you, but I forgot to ask the shopkeeper for a room... I'll go find him."

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Maomao shook off the fur on its body before the door opened a small gap and got in, and then squeezed the door back to its original position with its body.Only then did he look up and start looking for his master, who seemed to be um...what's his name?meditation!By the way, meditation!The previous owner liked to sit cross-legged like this when she complained that she had no inspiration, saying that she was meditating, but in fact, Maomao thought she was sleeping.

The cat that found the owner started to take care of the hygiene.

Article [-] of "Cat Rules": All owners only like clean cats.

As a qualified cat, it is basic to wash hands before eating and after going to the toilet, and before entering the room, on the sofa or on the bed, especially before jumping on the owner’s lap, it must be thoroughly cleaned!

Speaking of cleaning, Maomao is full of resentment towards this big tail that came out of nowhere!In the past, the tail, short hair, took the same time to groom and lick a paw, but now, it takes almost half of the time to lick the tail, which is so annoying!And such long hair will fall out!Ah Choo!Ah Choo!nasty tail!

Maomao began to miss that big strange cat. Although its milk was not very tasty, it would help Maomao to clean.

Finally, the cat and cat jumped onto the bed lightly. When the owner is meditating, it is not allowed to make a sound, it will interrupt the owner's train of thought!

Maomao climbed into the nest where Ximen Chuuxue's legs were crossed, which was near the place where the two ankles intersected. She just sat down, and before she could curl up into a ball, she was caught by one hand and thrown. down.

"Meow……"

Maomao rolled three times on the ground before standing up, looking at Ximen Fuuxue with big wet eyes resentfully, the owner disliked Maomao again: "Meow..."

The cat meowed pitifully: "Meow..."

No one cares.

Maomao lowered its head and licked the fur under the neck, then licked its paws, and found that Ximen Chuuxue was still motionless with his eyes closed, so he went to bed quietly again.

Since the frontal approach failed, this time go sideways.

Maomao nimbly and quietly approached Ximen Chuuxue's waist.

Ximen Fuxue, who had just been disturbed, naturally couldn't have settled down so quickly. He closed his eyes, but his senses were extraordinarily keen. He felt that warm little thing approaching his lower back, and even felt it hesitating behind his back. After a while, the little head rubbed on the left side of his body, and then on the right side again, the light, almost non-existent, but soft touch stirred his sensitive waist, making him stiff for a moment. .

Maomao finally decided to land from the right.

The soft and warm touch shifted to the right side, from light to heavy, the little thing was getting closer and closer, and gently rubbed against his right waist, the warmth spread out from the little guy's body, and the soft hair brushed against the soreness of the skin , almost spread to the whole body...

When the two little paws touched his crotch, the warm and sore feeling finally reached its peak, and Ximen Chuuxue trembled slightly... A tragedy happened, and the cat slipped down...

Well!Ximen Chuuxue felt that his mind was blank, and when he calmed down, he had already thrown the little thing out of the window with its tail, and was meowing at his room below.

Close the window with a snap, out of sight and out of sight!

Continue to meditate!

It seems that the lesson this time is enough for the little thing to remember, so until Ximen Chuuxue woke up from the trance, he was still undisturbed. The cat was sleeping in a ball in the corner farthest from him on the bed, with a big fluffy tail It looks so pitiful with a small body in the center.

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at it, kindly didn't throw it down, and fell asleep with the quilt lifted.

So Ximen Chuuxue deeply realized what it means to push an inch!

In the middle of the night, there was a furry thing next to his neck, trying to get into the quilt, and he was thrown out of bed!

In the middle of the night, something fluffy rubbed against his shoulder and tried to get under the quilt and threw him out of bed!

In the middle of the night, a furry thing squeezed out a slit from the side and got into the quilt, he endured it!

then……

In the middle of the night, something fluffy crawled up his stomach and threw him out of bed!

In the middle of the night, there was a furry thing on his arm, and he was thrown out of bed!

In the middle of the night, something furry touched his thigh, and he was thrown out of bed!

In the middle of the night something furry was on his back...

then……

Something furry was thrown over the windowsill in the middle of the night.

then……

It stopped.

……

The treatment of Mao Mao has been improved, and Mao Mao is eating at the table today.

But Maomao was very unhappy, it took a mouthful of the porridge on the plate, and then raised its head and called: "Meow..."

That turned a thousand times, and I was extremely wronged.

It glanced at the braised crucian carp on the table and let out a cry; drank a mouthful of porridge and let out a cry; glanced at Ximen Chuixue and let out a cry.

"Meow... cats want to eat fish..."

"Meow... cats don't like porridge..."

"Meow... the master doesn't love cats..."

Lu Xiaofeng, who was ignored, couldn't help it, and said, "I think your cat is saying...it wants to eat fish."

"Meow!" Mao Mao burst into tears of excitement.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't even lift his eyelids: "Are you a cat?"

"……no."

Ximen Chuuxue stopped talking.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't speak anymore, unless he admitted that he was a cat, then he could prove that he understood cats and cats better than Ximen Chuuxue.

Seeing that the only reinforcements were suppressed, Maomao yelled again in aggrieved manner, turned around, pointed its butt at the plate of braised crucian carp, and began to drink porridge resignedly.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help it again: "Why do I feel that you are taking revenge on it?"

What came back to him was Ximen Chuuxue's chilly voice: "You think too much."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt cold all over, nodded and said: "Heh... I seem to like to think too much lately..."

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Just like no cat is a good house cat from the beginning, and no owner will be a good owner from the beginning. To deal with the owner who does not know how to be a good owner, we must pay a hundredfold effort. We must have sufficient Confidence, patience, perseverance and love, one day you can get the care of the master!

——Cat Cat Quotations

Lu Xiaofeng ran away.

Lu Xiaofeng thinks he is a very normal person, but he always makes some extraordinary friends, Ximen Chuuxue is one of the most "extraordinary" ones, even the cats he raises are extraordinary, so he, an ordinary person, flinched.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't stay too long, and when the cat was full and cleaned up, he kicked it into his arms, got on the horse, and returned to the village!

"village……"

Before the steward could finish a word, a snow-white ball of hair was thrown in front of him: "I'm keeping it."

As the housekeeper of Wanmei Villa, he still has some skills, and he took the cat in his hands steadily: "Fox?"

Foxes are difficult animals to feed.

"Meow!" Maomao protested, why did someone mistake it again?People are obviously cats and cats!

Watching Ximen Chuuxue's back disappear, Maomao jumped out of the sluggish butler's hand, darted twice in the Merlin before disappearing without a trace.When the butler wakes up, how can he catch up.