Retire from the human world

There was a bloody smell in the air. Someone called 120. No one dared to help the pedestrians on the street.

These days, the world view of normal people is often refreshed. For example, I have never heard that a heavy rain in a city can drown people, a cold and flu can force schools to suspend classes and factories to shut down, and a bustling street suddenly collapses into a big hole. . . . These unheard-of things make most people jittery.

In an instant, all the onlookers ran away, leaving only two people standing there without moving.

A tall, thin and inconspicuous man, with scary skin and patches of white like scaly moss, walked over calmly and dragged away the young man who had been looking up at the viaduct on the side of the street.

The chains on the young man's hands jingled.

"It's a cultivator!" His eyes instantly turned into cold vertical pupils, as excited as Taotie seeing food.

"My lord, what about this one?"

Suddenly staring at the dying middle-aged fortune-teller on the ground, he has been imprisoned in the Netherworld for more than 1000 years, and his understanding of human society is still at the level of 100 years ago. tasty."

Talking about looking around, he has been curious about the street lights for 10 minutes, and then stared at the girls in cool clothes all over the street for another 10 minutes, perhaps too eye-catching, a middle-aged man wearing toad glasses suddenly came up and said, "Your Excellency has trouble with your face, Not to mention restraining one's master and relatives, even one's own restraint is really inappropriate, and luck must be changed." So, what else is there? Isn't it obvious that the fate of vomiting blood and half-dead is not obvious on this ground?

Slowly clenched his fists, the sternness on the young man's face became more obvious:

"Damn destiny, I hate fortune-tellers, and there are monks who look at the aura and see the luck!"

"Sir, calm down."

The attendant next to him took out something like a bamboo tube from his pocket, shook it twice, and a sound came out of it immediately.

"The bastard kills as soon as he wants, what kind of a man is torturing people! Ouch, he killed me, so hard!"

The gray-skinned man ignored him, murmured words, and shook the bamboo tube up and down regularly, as if praying to God for a lottery. It stopped after 3 minutes, and moved closer to the bamboo tube with no expression on it: "Is that hare really here?"

"Yes..." The voice of Daoist Pogou in the bamboo tube became dull and dull.

"How to find it?"

"Zheng Changhou lives in... Yese Restaurant, behind the mirror in the bathroom on the first floor of Yuanyangmeng Hotel..."

Then I had to explain what is a restaurant and what is a hotel.

"He said that the restaurant opened by Xiao Hanba is in the hut of an inn?" The dignified second child in the netherworld, who is also considered famous in the prehistoric world, asked in surprise, "Why is there a bronze mirror in the hut? Do you like to take care of your makeup and clothes while squatting in the pit?"

Spells can only control people to answer honestly, and they can't help with questions beyond logic.

There is no sound in the bamboo tube, the master and the subordinate looked at each other, and then thought that the world has changed too much, night is like day, artificial night pearls are all over the street (that’s light bulbs), all kinds of colored glass lamps are hanging everywhere (that’s neon lights) , the stairs cross over (overpass), the slideway hovers around like a formation (viaduct), and there are tin cars all over the street. There is always an illusion of falling into one of the three thousand worlds mentioned in Buddhism, which is too unreal!

"Where's the boss?"

"God Xingtian is still chasing and killing Yu Kun."

"Hey." The second child in the Nether Realm smiled triumphantly.

"Your Excellency is very skilled. After three days of bumping into the barrier of Poyang Lake, my lord did not make a difference. My lord went to lie to God Xingtian, saying that Yu Kun had picked up his head. Breaking the barrier was effortless!"

"Of course, Xing Tian is a fool, from head to toe, he is so brave! He used to be brainless, but then he lost his head... Tsk!"

Under the illumination of the street lamps, the shadows of various buildings and stalls in the night market are reflected on the ground one after another. People, the shadow behind him is a thick and straight black shadow, twisted and hidden.

The black Volkswagen turned off the viaduct, and before Shen Dong could speak, he heard the terrible ringing of the phone.

"If you die, you will come..."

Well, it seems that Yu Kun is also the mobile phone ring tones, which is quite suitable for the Shanhai E-buy supermarket. He even has to do ghost business, regardless of whether you are dead or alive, you have to obediently apply for a job to make money and go to the supermarket to grab specials. If you die, you have to come It's so sad.

Du Heng answered the phone very quickly this time. His mobile phone didn't know the brand at all. It must have been completely remodeled, and the original casing was not kept. Mo used N scrapped mobile phone parts to assemble a new one. Of course, there was no brand. okay?

"Help!"

Yu Kun's angry roar burst out from the microphone in an instant.

Du Heng paused for a moment with his hand holding the steering wheel, then turned on the speakerphone and threw the phone under the front window.

"Xing Tian is chasing me with a weapon, help me!"

Before Shen Dong could be shocked, he heard Du Heng say lightly:

"Don't worry, he can't catch up with you!"

"But I'm locked in, and I've been hotly pursued. I've circled the earth seven times!"

"It's just locking the spiritual breath. Don't worry, he's not an intercontinental missile, so he can't do anything to you. Speed ​​up, and you can stop and rest for 10 minutes halfway, and then continue running before he catches up!"

"..."

Du Heng continued to drive calmly, and looked at the dark sky: "Have you opened the enchantment yet?"

"Bastard, I have a use for opening the enchantment, but the headless guy behind him can't!"

"Oh, then you should worry about Zhan Yuan's situation first!"

Satellites from all over the world are monitoring this unprecedented marathon. Come on, Manager Yu, you who seem to be an ancient beast, how can you not challenge Xiang Piaopiao?

Shen Dong laughed hard, holding Pomegranate's front paws and patted the slippers vigorously.

"Liu~" the little civet cat called aggrievedly.

The master's sword is happy, why should the pet suffer?

"So, the enchantment of Poyang Lake was destroyed by Xing Tian?"

"Yeah, I can't stop it. Now Daoist Baishu and the others are all guarding Poyang Lake and re-arranging." Du Heng, you are alone, who else can you turn to if you don't ask for help?

"Have you lost all your hair?" Du Heng changed the topic so quickly that Shen Dong couldn't figure out what he was talking about for a moment.

"You mean—" Yu Kun had an epiphany.

"Xing Tian probably doesn't know how to swim, so you can run to the Pacific Ocean on the last day!"

"Hello!"

It's fine if you don't save yourself, don't be so confident!

Yu Kun yelled at the phone three times, and there were beeping busy tones.A gust of wind blew behind his ears, Yu Kun leaned forward and shrunk his neck. In an instant, all the hair on his head was scraped off--cold sweat, but luckily he didn't return to his original shape, otherwise all his hair would suffer!

The thick clouds were split apart by this blow, causing the city below to rain heavily, and suddenly a row of bright sunlight leaked in. Looking up, the clouds on both sides kept rolling and tumbling, and someone seemed to have torn a strip in the middle. seamed.

on top?

Too high for human eyes to see.

"Give me back!"

Holding a bronze square shield in his left hand and wielding a gleaming ax in his right hand, a headless giant roared angrily, accompanied by the faint sound of wind and thunder. With a sharp swing of the axe, the clouds immediately shattered.

"I didn't know where your head was... Hey Pangu, my apple!"

Yu Kun howled miserably, and the mobile phone held in his right hand was cut off in half by Ruifeng.

"I fought with you!"

Throwing away half of the scrapped phone, Yu Kun's body suddenly swelled up like a balloon, his appearance disappeared, and a vast and powerful aura spewed out like an explosion. With a sudden flap of its wings, it covered the sky and the sun.

We need to report Yu Kun's current location.

Well, on the east coast of the United States, Shen Dong's side is at night, while it's still daytime here.

The sun suddenly disappeared from the sky, and you couldn't see your fingers. People driving on the street couldn't help but look out. People ran out of buildings and shops, wanting to see what happened.

I never heard that there will be a solar eclipse today!Or a total solar eclipse!

With a loud and angry cry, the tempered glass at the top of the skyscraper slammed and extended several cracks. As for the satellite signal receiver on the roof of the building, the solar energy facilities, and even the lightning rod, they all gave off electric sparks and were fragile. One by one, it exploded and burned blazingly.

The collapsed iron frame began to tilt, slid to the railing, and fell down suddenly.

There were screams on the street, people fled to the shops on both sides of the road, and many people abandoned their cars. The flying debris first hit the floor glass of the buildings on both sides, and the burning wreckage immediately fell to the ground with a bang. The two cars were smashed into scrap iron, and the fleeing crowd rushed forward. After the fuel tank of the car leaked, it encountered an open flame and exploded.The air wave pushed the car parts away like a hidden weapon, and immediately someone was rolling with blood streaming down their face and their heads in their arms. If they were unlucky, they might die on the spot.

The same accident happened near all the skyscrapers in the city, and the crowd screamed in terror.

"Oh, my God!"

"Is this the end of the world?"

It's not the end of the world, it's just that there are "people" fighting across the border.

"What the hell is that!"

The people in charge of seeing the satellite pictures all over the world slipped from their chairs and fell to the ground in the first instant.

"It's such a big bird." The Chinese person in charge of the special department who was notified immediately was a little better. Anyway, he was trying to maintain his composure when the sky fell, and he said dryly.

The wings spread out to cover four states of the United States, even Godzilla is not so big.

"That guy is not a bird..." Zhan Yuan threw off his peaked cap on the spot, put his hand on his forehead, turned around and walked out resolutely: "Give him a hit, anyway, his body hair is almost gone!"

"Master?" Someone hurriedly stopped him, at least he wanted to give an explanation. Satellite images showed that these two guys flew out of Poyang Lake, circled the earth seven times, and then started fighting in the Pacific Ocean.

Wait, 10 minutes later people will come to write a condemnation, no matter how absurd the reason is, please give me an explanation quickly, master!

"In the spirit of international humanitarianism, tell the other side that if you want to reduce losses, issue a tsunami warning as soon as possible!"

"what?"

There is a fish in Dark North, its name is Kun... It turns into a bird, its name is Peng, and the back of Peng does not know how many thousands of miles away it is...

The author has something to say: There is a fish in Dark North, and its name is Kun.The Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles away it is.It turns into a bird, its name is Peng.Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles away it is.Flying in anger, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky.It is a bird, and the sea will migrate to Nanming.

That is to say, there used to be a big fish in the North Sea. It is said that every year, it came out of the water and turned into a big bird. It flew from the North Sea to the South China Sea for vacation (hey). It should be a fish ←←