Retire from the human world

Life is unsatisfactory, so tomorrow I will go to the boat!

——This is Lei Cheng's famous saying that once swept the campus, and Shen Dong is seriously considering the feasibility of this sentence.

"Sanitation workers in Huxin Park are responsible for salvaging floating objects on the lake and cleaning up vigorously growing aquatic plants...under the age of 50, water skills are required! Bastard!"

Shen Dong threw away a newspaper, and then used a key as a pen to swipe down the recruitment information.

"... XX travel agency West Lake tour tour guide requires at least a provincial-level tour guide certificate, a full-time college degree, under the age of 27, good looks, gender... female! I know it!"

Shen Dong gritted his teeth and threw the newspaper all over the floor, and painfully began to count his salary.

600 yuan!

Temporary workers in tea restaurants takeaway, half a month's salary is only 600 yuan! !It's not enough for next month's rent, what should I do?

As for why you resigned?

Every day, I would sit in a certain tea restaurant and wait for the photos of my heartbroken girlfriend to be posted on Weibo. Although it was taken secretly from the seat next to me, it was a little blurry, but this person’s appearance was too good, and he was about to become a hot spot on Weibo. what to do?

Forget it, the boss was stingy, he was willing to take care of dinner for [-] hours a day without stopping, the salary was pitifully low, and the provincial capital was so big, he was afraid he couldn't find a good-paying food delivery job.

But let’s forget about the hamburger fast food restaurant. Although the price tag there can save Du Heng money, but the rumors of waiting for his girlfriend to become a fast food restaurant will immediately lower the grade of his girlfriend’s attributes. Heck, tea restaurants don’t have any high-end western food. The provincial capital of the clubhouse is already considered a very romantic place in the hearts of the general public, and the burger shop is a place where students, couples and children love to go.

And the rumors on the Internet that molested the takeaway boy in the fast food restaurant are still enduring!

Glancing at Du Heng, Shen Dong began to mutter.

This is not normal, what about the hardworking people in the realm of comprehension, what about ghost monsters?

"Hey, the property is recruiting people on duty, and they need to work night shifts, and the salary is [-]!"

Shen Dong's eyes lit up, he grabbed the information and rushed to the corresponding labor market booth, and then the black line found that all the people who were filling out the recruitment forms were 45-year-old uncles.

"The young man is young, what can he do? Why do you come to fight us for a job? You know, this is the government's '[-]' laid-off and re-employment project!"

"..."

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, and walked away silently.

Squatting on the steps and continuing to look through the recruitment information with a sad face, is there only one way for him to go by setting up a street stall?

What?Du Heng has plenty of money?

That's Du Heng's money. Shen Dong actually also has paranoia. He is too twisted about "self-existence". And very concerned about this.

It's just ordinary weapons, they all have a sense of presence on the battlefield...

Shen Dong's conscious life has seriously interfered with his value orientation. If Kaishan Fuling is here, it's hard not to despise Shen Dong—you're a weapon, why are you trying to get away with it? Is this what you should do?It's like a chef insisting on growing vegetables, putting the cart before the horse!

Well, find a piece of stronger cloth, go to the wholesale market to buy some high-quality and cheap animal slippers, the weather will be cold in a blink of an eye, and it happens to be when the season changes, so I go to set up a stall on the overpass at night, wrap it up and run when the urban management comes—— My brother came out of the Ligui Jianmu training class in vain. Running is a piece of cake. The [-] laps of the military camp are longer than a marathon. Who is afraid of anyone!

As for Du Heng, if he loves to stay by his side, he can still increase sales!

Shen Dong's guess was absolutely correct. Those velvet slippers were of average quality with thin soles. For the first time, he didn't dare to invest indiscriminately, but on the pedestrian bridge, within two hours, 300 yuan cost [-] pairs. All sold out—not that he is eloquent, he only had time to shout ten yuan a pair without bargaining, the point is that Du Heng next to him, a passing girl stopped to take a closer look, and found that the style of animal slippers is very Q, ten yuan a pair is not worth it It was too expensive, so I bought it casually and left, talking back and forth excitedly.

Earn 100 yuan a night!

Whoever works for those unscrupulous bosses is a fool!

The poor man Shen Dong said that the majestic Shanhaiyigou, a large supermarket occupying a monopoly in the field of comprehension, actually gave him a salary of [-] a month, which is too dark (in other words, that is what you asked for yourself).

"I found out that I have a talent for selling stuff!" It's hard to have a living skill in this world.

Du Heng's mood is easy to understand.

——Isn't it funny that my sword said it has business talent?

It is said that when he was working as a cashier at Shanhai.com, his skills in fooling customers into buying things were quite strong, but as a poor man with no manuscripts and no access to good goods, Shen Dong could only be an illegal itinerant hawker.

"I even went to the police station three times. The crimes ranged from serial murder to mutilation to the theft and sale of national treasures. I was suspected of participating in a fight and demolishing a house. I'm afraid of the city appearance management regulations. It's just the city management!" , that expression is too embarrassing.

So the next day continue to sell slippers.

But things don't always go smoothly in the world.

"Why did you take my seat?" A middle-aged man wearing toad glasses accused Shen Dong angrily.

"What does he sell?"

Next to Shen Dong was a peddler who sold Ruyi Knot lucky stones. Those cheap glass rhinestones were placed on black flannel, shining under the street lights, always attracting the attention of a group of girls.With Du Heng at the side, even with this peddler, the business has improved a lot, so he was very polite when talking to Shen Dong today.

"Hey, fake blind, your fortune-telling booth is also fooling the country people."

Hearing that it was a fortune-telling scam, Shen Dong's hesitation was immediately thrown to Java Country. Besides, there are many overpasses on the roads of the provincial capital. This kind of illegal operation, no one admits to dividing the territory, and the law and order in the provincial capital is not so bad that there are hooligans collecting protection fees to divide the power.

"Yeah, come on, my business is good. If you think the feng shui here is good, you can stay here for an hour, keep it intact and return it to you." Shen Dong deliberately emphasized the word feng shui.

Of course the fortune teller was not blind, he just wore a Chinese tunic suit and black toad mirrors was the standard attire.

The middle-aged man looked at Shen Dong with an unfriendly expression, even a fool could hear the irony in the words just now, of course there was malice in his eyes, but when he saw it, his expression suddenly changed.

"you you……"

Shen Dong looked at him inexplicably, and said that the students in the entire training class couldn't tell what he was. Could it be that this, like Master Zhan Kong, is really a recluse with insight?

——Judging from the ethos of all sword cultivators in the cultivation world driving taxis, it might be quite possible for Tianqiao to set up a fortune-telling booth.

As a result, the fortune teller didn't react at all when he saw Du Heng, he just pointed at Shen Dong and said in a trembling voice, "How did you survive until today?"

"Hey, how did you talk? I'm not polite to scold people!"

"You are haunted by evil spirits, your seal is all green, and there is still blood in the sky. You are destined to kill, but it doesn't look like you have been haunted by resentful spirits, and there is no sign of killing anyone. How can you still have such a terrible face? alive?"

"..."

A drop of sweat, do you really have that much skill?

But Shen Dong was only more annoyed when he was told, he would tell strangers that it was too accurate, but you always don't know, I am not a human being, the weapon is not the life master, the bloody brilliance is a hair, I heard that I turned into a ghost In front of me, my master used me to slaughter eight thousand monsters if not ten thousand... How is that possible!

"Don't talk nonsense, I just have bad luck, go away, lest I infect you with bad luck!"

Shen Dong said angrily, but the middle-aged man really felt that Shen Dong's face was extremely strange, and it was supposed to be the kind of fierceness that people who lived with him would die inexplicably. It doesn't matter if you don't want this overpass booth, there may be some kind of bloody disaster Woolen cloth.

Seeing the middle-aged man run away in a hurry, Shen Dong turned around and asked Du Heng:

"Don't you know?"

"How can I know a mere mortal."

Shen Dong was determined, and just to be on the safe side, he asked casually, "There are no people from the cultivation world on this overpass, right?"

"No, but..."

"What?"

"That city manager is!"

"Fuck~!"

Shen Dong rolled up his slippers with the cloth spread on the ground, and the peddlers on the entire overpass obviously saw a familiar figure. If you want to take a look, especially the hawkers near the steps on both sides of the overpass, you must have the vigilance to recognize plainclothes in the vast crowd, and the acumen to spot the urban management vehicles in the vast traffic!

Those who sell cheap bead string wishful knots close the lid and carry it on their backs and run away. They say that their business is similar to the cigarette sellers in the old Shanghai movies in the 30s. The troublesome ones are selling food. I could only keep saying to wait, and I will definitely come back later, but those who confiscated the money can't care about it. This loss is nothing compared to being fined.

Shen Dong packed a bag like fleeing for refuge and started running towards the bridge. After running for two steps, he thought about what was wrong, and picked up the little civet cat who was still lying there eating mooncakes and threw it on the bag.

"Oops, there are both sides today!"

At this time, the person who sells socks in plastic bags is not in a hurry, and just walks away. Who can say that he is a peddler?For someone like Shen Dong who obviously has big goals, it all depends on luck.

It’s really stupid to do business on the overpass. There is no place to run if there is a block on both sides. However, as far as the provincial capital is concerned, the rectification of the city is usually checked by the leaders, or a normal raid, as long as no traffic obstacles or traffic problems are caused. Throw out a lot of rubbish, and the urban management will not kill them all as some people maliciously advertise, especially now it is night.

"stop!"

Of course Shen Dong wouldn't stop, he buried his head and rushed down.

With so many targets, there's no reason for the urban management team to chase him down. Just run across this street!

You can't be lucky, Xiao Shen, you can even be sent flying after following Du Heng's tribulation and changing to a fairy household registration. Do you think you have luck?

"Catch the one with the cat!"

"Hey, where does the captain have cats?"

"...Grab the bag-bearer!"

Shen Dong's hair was full of black lines, and he could see pomegranates, so he probably was the person Du Heng mentioned.

Emma went to work as a taxi driver and could explain it as a good job to make money. What kind of professional hobby is urban management?

Shen Dong buried his head and ran wildly. Fortunately, passers-by with his appearance would know what was going on after seeing him, and would not treat him as a thief.He just squeezed out of the siege and intercepted the overpass, and ran for several hundred meters at high speed.

"I'll go, is that kid from the provincial long-distance running team?"

The onlookers and the city management all looked sideways and turned their heads in horror.

"No, this speed is faster than I can ride a bicycle. If you have the potential to win glory for the country, participate in the Olympic Games and win medals, what kind of a peddler!"

Over there, Shen Dong could only run. It would be a fool to unlock the bicycle to get the bicycle. Not to mention wasting time, could it be faster than the urban management team's car?It is true to find an alley quickly and go out to hide.

He was looking around when suddenly a black Volkswagen pulled over and stopped in front of him.

Du Heng did drive out today, but no one, including Shen Dong, noticed how he disappeared on the overpass.

Shen Dong opened the back seat door, first threw the things away with the civet cat, then climbed up and closed the door with a snap.

The car drove away in the dust, leaving only the urban management team and the onlookers standing on the spot.

Now, what kind of situation is it that there is a private car and it runs illegally?The urban management brigade said that they raided the streets every day, and they had never seen such an escaped peddler in so many years, and the most ruthless one was just taking a taxi...

Shen Dong leaned on a pile of slippers and gasped for breath.

This life is so exciting.

Looking back through the glass window, the overpass gradually went away. According to Du Heng's superb technique of not having to wait for the red light at all, he got on the viaduct in a blink of an eye. Catch me."

"If you are caught by him, in addition to the normal fine, he can also deduct the amount from your Shanhai e-buy card. What do you think? The regulations of the cultivation world mean that you violate the law in the human world, and you can be punished twice, and you can't miss any of them."

Shen Dong leaned back on his seat heavily discouraged.

"Ok?"

Du Heng suddenly glanced at the side window glass.

"What's the matter?" Shen Dong also turned back, but on the viaduct, apart from the street lights and the big signboards on the side of the street, he couldn't see anything clearly.

In front of a hotpot restaurant under the signboard, the middle-aged fortune-teller fell to the ground, rolling around with foamy mouth.

And in the crowd of onlookers, a young man with necklaces, bracelets and clothes full of rock and roll clothes smiled slightly, licking his fingers bewitchingly, suddenly felt something, and looked up at the viaduct.

The car drove by long ago, Du Heng's tone remained unchanged, but his eyes turned cold: "Yu Kun has failed, the barrier of Poyang Lake has been broken."

"what?"