My readers can't all be basic

Jiang Lingyao glanced at the time in the lower right corner, and before he knew it, it was almost eight o'clock.

Yanhuo sent him the packaged file. He didn't know when the transmission ended, but he didn't notice it. Sure enough, time passed faster when he was in a happy mood.

Find the zip file and unzip it.

It was Jiang Lingyao's impulsive move to propose to write an article for Yan Huo to read.But seeing such a strong reaction from the other party, and the phrase "good friends, a quilt", he was relieved.

Anyway, Ling Shanghuai also asked him to write Danmei, and now it can be said that he kills two birds with one stone.

Jiang Lingyao silently gave himself a thumbs up in his heart, but he definitely can't use the name of Mobei Lone Wolf for writing Tanmei, so...

Jiang Lingyao logged into his Qiuqiu account, and clicked on Ling Shanghuai's Qiuqiu dialog box.

Jiang Lingyao: I have two news to tell you.

Ling Shanghuai: Don't tell you, one is good news and the other is bad news.

Jiang Lingyao: Congratulations on learning to answer quickly.

Ling Shanghuai: God of Wealth, don't play tricks on me, okay? What's the matter?

Jiang Lingyao: The line is wrong, type it back and repeat it.

Ling Shanghuai: Well, let’s hear the good news first.

Jiang Lingyao: I decided to write Danmei.

Ling Shanghuai: Really?Jiang Lingyao, you are really my God of Wealth! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Jiang Lingyao: But I don't need the name of Mobei Lone Wolf, I want to wear a vest.

Ling Shanghuai: Why ==

Jiang Lingyao: No reason, just write it if you agree, and pull it down if you don’t agree.

Jiang Lingyao knew that Ling Shanghuai would definitely compromise, so he said so.

Sure enough, after a few minutes, he probably called Chimney for consultation. Anyway, in the end, Ling Shanghuai agreed.

Ling Shanghuai: Is this bad news?

Jiang Lingyao: No.

Ling Shanghuai had a vague bad feeling: What is the bad news?

Jiang Lingyao: I won’t be updating today, please help me take a leave of absence XD

Ling Shanghuai: I'll wipe it!You are the monkey Patrick me!What kind of trouble is that expression at the end, do you owe it to me!

Jiang Lingyao: I know you have been waiting for this day for a long time, pat on the shoulder, go write obediently, this is your first time writing a leave note, cherish it.

Ling Shanghuai: Cherish your sister!

Ling Shanghuai: What time is it now, at least you can write me a few words and update it, I don’t ask you to update [-], [-] is fine!

Ling Shanghuai: Three thousand is fine too!

Ling Shanghuai: One thousand is fine!

Ling Shanghuai: Jiang Lingyao, don't hide on the other side and keep silent, I know you are online!You have the ability to chat, but why don't you have the ability to code words!Answer and answer!Code word code word code word ah!

Ling Shanghuai played countless messages, all of which were ignored by Jiang Lingyao.Exhausted, he closed the dialog box and poked open the editor group of Zero Chinese website.

Hardworking Ling Xiaohuai: How to write the leave note?

Wise and mighty Zhang Xiaobei: You are sick and want to ask for leave?

Hardworking Ling Xiaohuai: It's the lone wolf in Mobei asking for leave.

Clever and lovely Li Xiaoyu: God horse = v = lone wolf Da Da actually asks for leave!

Invincible Lin Xiaohan: Shocked!Why?

Ling Xiaohuai: I also want to know why.

Wise and powerful Zhang Xiaobei: Is zero o'clock about to collapse? Even the lone wolf who has been constantly updating has asked for leave.

Gentle and kind Xiang Xiaotian: If Chimney sees this, you will die.

Wise and powerful Zhang Xiaobei: I lifted up the leaves to hide, I didn't say anything, and I never showed up.

Clever Li Xiaoyu: The fake note is written by the author himself, I have never written it, I will give you a candle

Cosmic Invincible Lin Xiaohan: The fake note is written by the author himself, I have never written it, I will give you a candle +1

Gentle and kind Xiang Xiaotian: The fake notes are all written by the author himself, I have never written one, I will give you a candle +2

……

Ling Shanghuai received a row of candles in the group, so he had to go to his unpopular author group to ask for it.

Author A: I'm the best at asking for leave!

Author B: Emma, ​​I have a stack here, and I will send it to you.

Author C: What type do you want?Tragedy, or comedy?I also have various versions of leave slips such as American dramas, Korean dramas, and Japanese dramas!

……

You feeble writers put all your thoughts on the leave slip!

snort!Fortunately, I hugged Jiang Lingyao's thigh tightly, so I shouldn't have gone to drink the northwest wind long ago.

Ling Shanghuai easily asked for an unpretentious request for leave from the group of authors he was in charge of, and after some revisions, it was sent under Mobei Lone Wolf's article.

Speaking of which, the group of authors under him wrote the leave notes really well. If they put their minds on the code words, I guess they don't have to rely on Jiang Lingyao alone for the commission.

Hey, the mention of commission makes those who hear it sad and those who see it cry.

The words are divided into two parts, one for each table.

Jiang Lingyao waited for a long time before receiving the document from Yanhuo.

Yanhuo: Here is the outline, I tidied it up just now, it still seems a bit messy, you can read it first, if you don’t understand, ask me>///

Jiang Lingyao opened it up and saw what kind of nonsense it was. It was too hard to understand the words here and there when put together!But if you want to make the other party happy, the correct answer should be this.

Nian Gao Gao: It's a little messy, but it's okay, I can understand it.

Yanhuo: Really? =v= I'm so surprised, I'm ready to say "Sorry, I'm illiterate" to you.

Nian Gao Gao: 233 is not that exaggerated, on the contrary, I think your setting is very cute.

Yan Huo: Then would you like to write it for me?

Nian Gao Gao: I would.

Yanhuo: Thank you so much!

Yan Huo: Well, the meal is ready, I’ll eat it first, and I’ll talk when I come back (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

Rice cake: OK (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

In fact, in Jiang Lingyao's mind, this dialogue has been automatically replaced by the priest's lines when they got married.

"Are you willing to marry Mr. Jiang Lingyao?"

"I do"

Whoops, I can't help but blush just thinking about it.

Jiang Lingyao touched his face, smiled shyly, and was awakened by the cruel truth.

Hey... It's a pity that there is always a world of difference between reality and imagination.

Don't be in a hurry when chasing girls, you have to take it step by step and lay a solid foundation.

While taking advantage of Yanhuo to eat, Jiang Lingyao thought about how to write Tanmei novels.After thinking for a long time, he had no idea, so he opened the author group.

This group of authors is not the same group as Ling Shanghuai's request for leave.Ling Shanghuai's is the group of all the authors he is in charge of, and the one opened by Jiang Lingyao is the group of all platinum authors signed by Zero Chinese.com, which can be said to be full of hands.

The group name is even more domineering - the world's most secret killer organization.

It looks like a group that only a group of teenagers with secondary illness would join. Fortunately, no one in the group business card writes that he is the killer so-and-so, but the author's own pen name.

Mobei Lone Wolf: The Danmei section is about to open at zero o'clock, who is planning to open it?

Murong Goudan: Lone Wolf, why did you come out =口=

Mobei lone wolf: I have been outside all the time, and I have never done anything illegal

Qin Jiunian: 23333 Goudan means that you actually spoke in the group!I remember the last time you spoke was like a year ago?

Murong Goudan: Get out of your sister's Qin Jiunian and call me Lord Murong.

Qin Jiunian: Yes, Mr. Goudan, good Mr. Goudan.

Murong Goudan: ...

Wang Dachui: You two are funny, let's talk cross talk on stage at the annual meeting, it must be very exciting.

Egg pancake: Don't make any noise, it's rare for a lone wolf to come, and everyone is not ready yet and waiting to be blessed.

Murong Goudan: I don't have time to fill in the holes in my hands, and I don't have the time to write.Even if I want to write, my editor will not agree, he said that I will only write studs in my life TAT

Mobei Lone Wolf: Not interested in meeting lucky men.Anyone ready to write it?

Qin Jiunian: Xiong Shaoxia seems to be planning to write it, but he is not here at the moment.I wanted to write but couldn't, so I had to give up.What's the matter, lone wolf, you want to write?

Mobei lone wolf: If you don't write, just ask.

Wang Dachui: Huh?I thought you would write it, disappointed.

Murong Goudan: Same disappointment.

Egg Pancake: Add me one.

The lone wolf in Mobei is embarrassed: Why do you feel this way.

Wang Dachui: Because we have always thought that you are the most suitable for writing this kind of subject matter, and you are particularly handy in writing.

Qin Jiunian: That's right, look at the male protagonists in your novel, which one doesn't exude the breath of I love my brother.

Mobei lone wolf: ...

Mobei Lone Wolf: I don't think I should appear in the group tonight, I'd better go to type.

Murong Goudan: Do you want to spell essays together?I am preparing for the second update today.

As a person who hasn't settled down yet, using code words as a cover to prepare his feet, Mobei Lone Wolf resolutely shut down the group of killers and let him continue to shield them.

Murong Goudan frantically swiped the screen in the group, calling him back.

Opening the document, Jiang Lingyao stared at the document in a daze, his mind was empty.Close your eyes, there is nothing but two solitary imaginary people floating in mid-air.

Jiang Lingyao looked at the two of them, and the two unborn people looked at Jiangling Yao, the atmosphere was rather awkward.

How can two men fall in love with each other?

Think of one of them as a woman.

I'm so witty.

Damn, I can't write about how a man and a woman fall in love!

Otherwise, after so many years, I have never written emotional dramas for Mao!

It's not that I don't want to write, but that I don't know how to write at all!

Low EQ really hurts.

Jiang Lingyao couldn't help but light a row of colorful candles for himself, only to see the lights of the colorful candles swaying like a rainbow.No matter how beautiful the rainbow is, it can't make up for the pain that I don't know how to write Tanbi.

Jiang Lingyao couldn't help worrying about how difficult it is to please the girl, it's been more than half an hour, why Yanhuo hasn't come yet.Did you not eat well, or do you not want to talk to me?

Jiangling Yaoyue became more and more worried when he thought about it, but he didn't expect that Yanhuo would take the initiative to contact him again with a tacit understanding.

Yan Huo: Lone Wolf will not update today!Why!What did I do wrong, God wants to punish me like this!

He was backed up again, Jiang Lingyao chuckled to himself, wondering what excuse Ling Shanghuai used to ask for leave for him.

Quickly open my column, click on the nearest leave note, Ling Shanghuai asked for leave because the computer was broken, and indicated that the leave note was sent by the editor.

What a good excuse, the computer is broken and there is nothing to write, my editor has finally become a little witty under my long-term influence.

Jiang Lingyao nodded in satisfaction.

Nian Gao Gao: I also saw the leave note, hey, there is nothing I can do if the computer is broken.

Yan Huo: Damn it, why does the computer break down? I really want to send a computer to Lone Wolf now and ask him to type!

Nian Gao Gao: Uh...it's not possible, it's hard not to see the update?

Yanhuo: It's so uncomfortable!I'm definitely going to lose sleep tonight.

Nian Gao Gao: It’s not that exaggerated.

Yan Huo: You don't understand, from chasing Lone Wolf to the present, he has never stopped changing.I have developed the habit of having to see his updates every day in order to calm down.Just like a child asking for goodnightkiss before going to bed, it feels uncomfortable not to see the update.

Nian Gao Gao: So what to do, can you sleep tonight?

Yan Huo: I don't know, I won't talk anymore, I'll go for a walk or two to calm myself down, goodbye.