My readers can't all be basic

During this solid sleep, I fell asleep until four o'clock in the afternoon.

When Jiangling Yao Mo Mo Ha Ha got up from the bed, it was almost dark outside.

As an author, what is touching is that his first reaction is not that he hasn't eaten yet, but that he hasn't updated yet.

So after turning on the computer, Jiang Lingyao started calling to order takeaway.

Very good, the one that didn't have rice last time has rice this time.Jiang Lingyao ordered a beef risotto and opened the word.

He suddenly remembered Yanhuo, and turned on the ball to land again.

This time, Jiang Lingyao finally saw a system message among the many group messages.It was Yan Huo who clicked on it, and he looked excitedly at the new friend in his friend list.

The avatar is on, which means she is online.

Jiang Lingyao moved the mouse to Yanhuo's head portrait, and was too nervous to click for the first time.At this moment, a miracle happened!

I saw Yanhuo's profile picture jumping up, and the ticking sound of receiving new news reached Jiang Lingyao's ears immediately after.

Could this be the legendary tacit understanding?

With unspeakable joy, Jiang Lingyao opened the dialog box.

Yan Huo: Are you here?The chicken legs have been greatly updated, this chapter is very cute!But Lone Wolf hasn’t been updated yet, so I won’t open Sen (*￣︿￣)

Jiang Lingyao maintained the posture of holding the mouse, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

First of all, he is not interested in the article about braised chicken legs, and it can even be said that he doesn't like it. It's not because of the author's writing style, but because of the nature of this article——Bangmei novels, fan fiction of "Jiangzhou Detective"—— These two labels are enough to make Jiang Lingyao very upset.

Secondly, it was past four o'clock in the afternoon, and he hadn't updated yet. Yanhuo reminded him of this cruel fact again.

Finally, if you want to hook up with a girl, you must have a common topic with the girl.What Yan Huo said can be divided into two parts, the first part he is not interested in, and the second part he can't tell people directly that he is a lone wolf in Mobei.

The only advantage was gone, Jiang Lingyao fainted in the toilet.

After thinking about it for a long time, Jiang Lingyao looked normal, but in fact, he had already responded to this hot message with turmoil in his heart.

Nian Gao Gao: Here we come.

Yanhuo: Your nickname is so cute (≧≦)

Yanhuo: Why is it called this?

Rice cake cake: because I like to eat rice cakes.

Yan Huo: Pfft, I thought you were as soft as rice cakes.

Jiang Lingyao glanced down at his crotch inappropriately, it is soft there now, but under certain circumstances, it might be, huh huh.

etc!Stop it!

Jiang Lingyao raised his head abruptly, it's not rice cakes there, the delicious food can't be ruined!What the hell am I thinking about!

I'm an upright, god-level author, not a wretched otaku!

Just when Jiang Lingyao was finally getting rid of those pornographic things in his mind, Yan Huo sent a packaged document.

After Jianglingyao accepted, the ball was being transferred slowly. The folder was very large, nearly a G. Although Jianglingyao had an 8M network speed, it still took a long time to transfer.

Nian Gao Gao: What is the story?

Yanhuo: Of the resources I mentioned yesterday, I selected some that are suitable for beginners.

Nian Gao Gao: It’s so big.

Yanhuo: There is an animation, and several novels, so it is relatively large>,

Nian Gao Gao: Why do you like watching this?I remember you saying that you were also intimidated when you first saw it.

Yanhuo: That was a long time ago.Didn't I like Lone Wolf, and then searched for his related articles, but I accidentally found a fan of Ruxiang. After reading two articles, I found it very interesting, and then I gradually fell in love with it.

So, Yanhuo's reading of Tanmei novels stems from his love for the lone wolf in Mobei?

Jiang Lingyao, who is the lone wolf in Mobei, is a little excited when he thinks about it.

Nian Gao Gao: It seems that you like Mobei Lone Wolf very much.

Yan Huo: No!I like it very much! ! !

Yanhuo: Have you noticed my deep love through the exclamation mark?

Rice cake cake: I felt o(^▽^)o

Yanhuo: =口= You can even post kaomoji!

Rice cake cake: I found it in Sogou Kaomoji, cute or not (○`3′○)

Yan Huo: Too cute to be cute!Add your name, I really want to hug someone in my arms >////

The cute girl even offered to hug her. Jiang Lingyao, an innocent straight man who has lived for more than 20 years and has never touched the fingers of any other woman except his own mother, was in such an ordinary mood at that time. words can express.

In order to deepen mutual understanding and friendship (ai) affection (qing), Jiang Lingyao decided to implement the policy of getting closer and closer to each other.

Nian Gao Gao: Speaking of which, when I was searching for Lone Wolf’s works, I accidentally found this fanfiction. At that time, I was scared to death by the plot of two men falling in love, so the tone of my comments was a little tough.

【Tips1: Create some similar experiences】

Yanhuo: I guess it is the same. Although we are chatting for the second time today, I think you are a very soft person, not at all like those who are just looking for trouble.

Jiang Lingyao, who was almost pinching the goods, replied hypocritically: Of course, how could I be that kind of person, I am a person who loves justice and peace!

[Tips2: Make a good impression on the other party]

Yan Huo: Why hasn't Lone Wolf updated yet? I'm so anxious to wait, I can have dinner soon.

Nian Gao Gao: What a coincidence, my takeaway has just arrived.

Yan Huo: You go to eat first, I will continue to go to the homepage of Lone Wolf to refresh, my F5 is almost broken, why is he still not updating QWQ

Yan Huo: Hey, I'd better go back and read "Jiang Zhou Ji Tan" again.

Jiang Lingyao returned to the computer desk with the takeaway, took out the dinner, opened the dialogue box with Yanhuo, and looked at the two messages above.

Speaking of which, he hasn't updated it today. Seeing that it's getting dark, it's a question of whether the [-]-character update can be completed without coding.But right now, he is chatting vigorously with Yanhuo, and he has no intention of coding at all.

Eating with one hand and holding the mouse with the other, he couldn't type at all, Yanhuo said to let him eat first, and he went to review "Jiangzhou Ji Tan" by himself.

Is that BL novel really good to read?

Shall I go and see it too?

Damn it's so weird!

But after reading it, maybe Yanhuo and Yanhuo will have a lot of common topics to talk about.

After a short period of entanglement, Jiang Lingyao resolutely clicked on the web page of "Jiangzhou Ji Tan" in the bookmarks, regardless of Ye Lufeng's 3cm dick in front of him last night, and continued to read this fanfiction as hard as he could. For tips[-].

[Tips3: Find common topics]

"This is my room, yours is next door!" Pei Xiuyuan stared wide-eyed, stood by the door, and made a gesture to ask Yelufeng to go out.

Holding the sword in his arms, Yelufeng ignored his words and walked deep into the room: "There have been two murders in the villa, I don't trust you."

Pei Xiuyuan walked over quickly, took his hand and pulled it out: "You are next door, if something happens, I will call you."

Yelufeng glanced at the hand on his arm: "It will be too late."

Pei Xiuyuan looked down at his gaze and found that he was staring at his hand tightly. He felt a little burning on his face for no reason. He let go of his hand and put his back behind him. Brother worry."

Yelufeng smiled softly: "Brother Pei said that, I'm going to be sad, if something happens to you, what should I do?"

Pei Xiuyuan frowned: "What do I have to do with you? Ah..."

After a whirlwind, Pei Xiuyuan was dragged onto the bed by Yelufeng, and he lay on the bed, while Yelufeng lay outside holding the sword.

Pei Xiuyuan struggled a few times, but was pushed back to bed by Yelufeng every time.Pei Xiuyuan's eyes widened with anger, and he remained silent.

He must hate me in his heart.

Yelufeng smiled helplessly, got up from the bed, moved a chair, and closed his eyes.Leaning against his bed, holding the cold sword in his chest.

Pei Xiuyuan looked at him curiously, worried that he would catch a cold and feel uncomfortable after sleeping like this all night, and wondered why he suddenly gave up.

Staring blankly at the man, Yelufeng suddenly opened his eyes and smiled faintly at him.

Pei Xiuyuan only felt that the temperature on his face, which had finally been lowered, burned up again.He turned over in a hurry, and lay down with his back facing Yelu Feng, and the other party's chuckle was faintly heard in his ears.

hateful!Pei Xiuyuan cursed secretly.

I rely on!Jiang Lingyao yelled and cursed, and a few grains of rice were sprayed on the computer screen, which he wiped off with paper.

The new case written by braised chicken legs has nothing to do with what he wrote.What he wrote was solving the case and solving the case, but this person wrote about solving the case while making love, or two men.

Damn, my worldview!

Jiang Lingyao couldn't help but put the words "two men" to the maximum in his heart. Where is the cuteness?Apart from being a bit itchy to look at, isn't it pretty at all!

No, it doesn't itch at all!

The self-hypnotized Jiang Lingyao threw the leftovers into the trash can, gave himself boiled water, and returned to the computer.

Nian Gao Gao: I read the update of "Jiang Zhou Ji Tan".

Yan Huo: Huh?Can you accept it?

Nian Gao Gao: This... I read it with a normal heart, and the writing is not bad.

Jiang Lingyao felt that his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense was getting better and better, it was not bad at all, it was so strange, okay!How could Yelufeng fall in love with Pei Xiuyuan!impossible!Absolutely impossible! NOWAY!

The villain in his heart was roaring in the wind, and Jiang Lingyao in front of the computer was paralyzed =. =

Yan Huo: Poof, it seems that you still have potential!

Nian Gao Gao: What potential?

Yanhuo: Potential of corruption >ω

Rice cake cake: Hehe.

Yanhuo: Did you know that Haha was voted the most hurtful word of the year!

Rice cake cake: I don't know OTZ

Yan Huo: Don’t say it next time =w=

Nian Gao Gao: What did you say?

Nian Gao Gao: Haha?

Yanhuo: Is there a difference...

Rice cake cake: Yes, hehe expresses mood, haha ​​expresses laughter.

Yan Huo: Well, it looks like your Chinese is pretty good.

Nian Gao Gao: It’s okay.

Yanhuo: Hey, I am generally poor in liberal arts.I used to want to write essays too, to write fanfiction for Lone Wolf!Later, I found that I couldn’t even write long comments well, so I had to give up T____T every time I had to secretly poke my brain, and then, there was no more...

Nian Gao Gao: How pitiful.

Yan Huo: Hmm!In particular, the subject matter I imagined has never been written by anyone, and I can't even read other people's articles to relieve the pain of lovesickness.

Nian Gao Gao: What do you want to see, I can write it for you!

Yan Huo: -v- Really?You are not lying to me!

Nian Gao Gao: Really, I'm afraid you don't like it.

Yan Huo: I will definitely like it!

Yan Huo: Aww, thank you so much, no one has ever written for me!

Yan Huo: Good friend, a quilt=333=

Nian Gao Gao: No thanks, what type would you like to see?

Yanhuo: I wrote an outline, and I will send it to you when I find it.