God help me
Chapter 53
Fang Shenxing did not suspect him, and asked, "Have you not eaten breakfast?"
Chu Xiaotang shook his head like a rattle, and pursed his mouth tightly, for fear that if he didn't pay attention, he would blurt out the word "male god".
"Skipping breakfast is bad for your health. Stomach and gallbladder problems are prone to problems." Fang Shenxing grabbed Chu Xiaotang's arm and pulled him up, "Go, sit on the sofa for a while, I'll find something to eat for you."
Fang Shenxing is Teacher Wan, and Teacher Wan is my male god, and the male god cares about me!
Chu Xiaotang followed Fang Shenxing's true identity again, and in the end the words "the god is caring about me" were left in his head.His eyes were red, and the corners of his mouth curled up irresistibly.
Fang Shenxing pulled Chu Xiaotang just to borrow his strength, but he didn't expect that Chu Xiaotang would not move at all, so he had to increase his strength and used [-] to [-]% of his strength to lift Chu Xiaotang up from the ground.
After standing up, Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing looked at each other. Fang Shenxing saw him looking straight at him, with a big grin on his mouth, and his saliva was about to drop. How silly is this look? How silly.
Fang Shenxing smiled and asked, "What are you smirking about?"
Of course I was laughing at you, male god!
After Chu Xiaotang finished answering in his heart, he immediately scolded himself again——Damn it!Chu Xiaotang hates Fang Shenxing, how could Fang Shenxing laugh, it's over, I'm going to reveal my secrets.
Chu Xiaotang, who had just been lifted up by Fang Shenxing, lost his legs and knelt at Fang Shenxing's feet again.
Fang Shenxing wondered, "Why did it slide down again?"
"Very hungry." Tears flashed in Chu Xiaotang's eyes, Fang Shenxing's thigh was right in front of his eyes, he really wanted to hug him, but he couldn't!
"Hey... I really can't do anything about you. Why did I starve myself to such an extent?" Fang Shenxing shook his head helplessly, put down the ingredients in his hand, and simply used both hands to pull Chu Xiaotang up from the ground, and dragged him to the ground. Get on the sofa.
Chu Xiaotang leaned on Fang Shenxing's body, and Fang Shenxing's arm was on his shoulders. Thinking that he was having such an intimate contact with the male god, Chu Xiaotang's whole body became high.
Aww, the male god hugged me!
Aww, the male god's shoulders are so strong!
Aww, the male god smells so good, I don't know what brand of body wash he uses, I want to buy it too, so that I can smell like a male god all over my body!
Chu Xiaotang adored Fang Shenxing as much as he once hated him.
"Sit down, be careful not to slip down, I'll go to the study to find some snacks for you." Chu Xiaotang leaned softly on the sofa, Fang Shenxing was really afraid that he would slip down as soon as he turned around.
Chu Xiaotang blinked, expecting the other party to say slowly, "Well, I'll wait for you to come back."
Fang Shenxing paused when he stepped out. From the time he entered the door to now, he felt that Chu Xiaotang was weird, and he felt even more strange after hearing this sentence.With the degree of Chu Xiaotang's dislike towards him, although there has been a slight improvement in the past few days, the current Chu Xiaotang's attitude towards him is not only a 360-[-] degree change.
Fang Shenxing turned around, looked at Chu Xiaotang thoughtfully in his eyes.The little hedgehog turned back into a little hamster?It doesn't make sense, he is Fang Shenxing now, not Teacher Wan.
Is it...
Did he know the truth?
Fang Shenxing's eyes suddenly became sharp, and Chu Xiaotang felt a golden light flash, and shrank his shoulders in fright: "What are you looking at?"
Fang Shenxing said bluntly: "You are not quite right."
Fuck!Was it discovered by the male god?
Chu Xiaotang never thought about the fact that Fang Shenxing already knew his true identity. Suddenly hearing what Fang Shenxing said, his first reaction was that his series of off-line performances just now revealed his secrets.
"I'm going to starve to death, of course something's wrong!" Chu Xiaotang hurriedly yelled at Fang Shenxing to cover up his guilt.
Fang Shenxing didn't speak, his eyes narrowed slightly, like an eagle locking on its prey, it firmly resisted Chu Xiaotang, it was a little hamster.
What a scary look...
Chu Xiaotang felt guilty, and after looking at Fang Shenxing for three seconds, he couldn't take it any longer. He staggered his gaze to the right in fear.
Fang Shenxing remained motionless, Chu Xiaotang quietly rolled his eyes and found that Fang Shenxing was still looking at him, he hurriedly moved his gaze to the left again.
The tranquility at this time is undoubtedly terrifying, Chu Xiaotang is on the verge of crying, he must not recognize Fang Shenxing when he is at his worst, otherwise he will really die.
"Teacher Fang, I'm hungry..." Chu Xiaotang's voice was already crying, and deep down in his heart, he really shouted "I'm afraid".
Fang Shenxing didn't respond to him, turned around and walked towards the study, his movements were clean and neat, not messy at all.
Chu Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief, and gently patted his chest to comfort himself: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I haven't revealed my secret yet."
The first thing Fang Shenxing saw when he walked into the study was the computer screen.
The screen turned on, indicating that someone had touched his computer, and Chu Xiaotang was the only one in this family.Fang Shen took a closer look, and found that the browser he had opened before buying vegetables had disappeared.
The perplexing question was easily solved, Fang Shenxing raised his lips and smiled.It turned out that Chu Xiaotang already knew his identity, so why didn't he say it?
Fang Shenxing thought about it for a while, and figured out the twists and turns.Most likely, Chu Xiaotang wanted to change his image in front of him, and then pretended that he accidentally found out that he was Teacher Wan, or he just endured it until Iwanna rematch.In any case, the day when the mystery of the identity of the two is revealed is not far away.
Taking out a few packs of beef cubes and dried pork from the snack bucket, Fang Shenxing walked out briskly, and suddenly saw Tangtang the hamster smiling at him lying on the edge of the cage, with his tiny paws grabbing the railings on both sides, A cute little fleshy face squeezed partly between two railings, squeezing the face into a comical triangle.
The little hamster squeaked at Fang Shenxing. The left whisker was outside the cage, and the right whisker was inside the cage. It didn't notice this at all. Its black bean-like eyes knew to look at the snacks in Fang Shenxing's hand.
"You want to eat too?" Fang Shenxing went to the hamster cage, tore open a bag of dried pork, took out a piece and tore it in half and handed it to the hamster.
The hamster laughed so hard that its mouth was crooked, and its short legs stepped on the pork jerky, swearing ownership, hugged Fang Shenxing's fingers with both hands and rubbed them with its mouth, not sure if it wanted to bite him or kiss him, but No matter what it was, it was all trying to curry favor with Fang Shenxing.
Fang Shenxing enjoyed it very much. In a good mood, he tore open another bag of beef cubes and threw one to it.
The hamster's eyes lit up immediately, and he rubbed Fang Shenxing's fingers more vigorously, as if he would get more rewards if he kept rubbing.
"Okay, okay, I know you are good." Fang Shenxing touched the hamster's head, and the hamster narrowed its eyes comfortably. The more Fang Shenxing looked at it, the more he felt that the current Chu Xiaotang and the hamster named Tangtang Extremely.
Isn't it what Chu Xiaotang is most looking forward to now, to be courteous, begging for food, begging for petting?
After receiving the snacks from Fang Shenxing, Chu Xiaotang didn't ask why the package had already been opened, and said while eating the snacks with relish: "It's delicious." The appearance was exactly the same as the hamster Tangtang, which made Fang Shen Xing almost couldn't help reaching out to rub his fluffy little head.
Withdrawing his half-outstretched hand, Fang Shenxing pretended to look at his watch: "It's past ten o'clock, I'll cook first."
Chu Xiaotang swallowed the dried pork in his mouth and said, "It's agreed that you will teach me!"
Fang Shenxing looked at him and asked, "Can you still stand up?"
"Yes!" Chu Xiaotang jumped up from the sofa, "I've been resurrected on the spot with full blood."
"The resurrection is so fast, come on."
Fang Shenxing hooked his finger, and Chu Xiaotang obediently followed.
He knew that Chu Xiaotang was the second uncle of the Tang family, and Chu Xiaotang knew that he was Teacher Wan, and the two of them pretended not to recognize each other very tacitly, one tried to please the other, the other waited to see how the other planned to please himself Fang Shenxing thought, this is really a wonderful and fun game.
The first step in learning how to cook is to know where the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar pots and pans are, so that they can be used smoothly.
Fang Shenxing took out the ingredients he had bought before and said to Chu Xiaotang: "Four dishes and one soup are just right for two people. You are a beginner, so let's start simple."
"Okay, man...cough cough." As soon as Chu Xiaotang uttered a word, he realized something was wrong, coughed twice, and changed his words, "Teacher Fang, what are we doing?"
"Hot and sour potato shreds, glutinous rice pearl balls, stir-fried three diced vegetables, braised prawns in oil, chicken soup with pepper and sesame." Fang Shenxing said while putting the vegetables that needed to be washed into the sink.
Seeing that Fang Shenxing was about to roll up his sleeves, Chu Xiaotang hurriedly volunteered, "I'll wash it!"
"You don't need to learn this, do you?"
"It's not a question of whether to learn or not." Chu Xiaotang said righteously, "Today I will learn how to cook with you. You are the teacher and I am the student. How can you ask the teacher to do these chores?"
"Okay, you come." Fang Shenxing did not refuse, and took off the apron from behind the kitchen door and handed it to Chu Xiaotang, "Put this on, and be careful not to splash water on your clothes."
"okay."
Putting his head on the top of the apron, Chu Xiaotang grabbed the two ropes at his waist and prepared to tie them on with his backhand.
"I'll do it." Fang Shenxing took the rope from him, stood behind Chu Xiaotang and tied it for him.
There was no physical contact between the two, but Chu Xiaotang faintly felt Fang Shenxing's breath pounce on his back, enveloping himself in his arms.
"Okay." Fang Shenxing's gentle voice sounded, his voice was low, softer and deeper than the voice output through the sound transmission equipment on the Internet.
Chu Xiaotang's face gradually turned red as he listened, Fang Shenxing stood behind him and informed him that it was time to wash the vegetables with boiling water.
Chu Xiaotang hurriedly grabbed the faucet to start working, and turned it vigorously, but he didn't expect the switch to be turned off directly by him.
Tap water sprayed out of the pipe frantically, Chu Xiaotang was dumbfounded at the switch in his hand.
Fang Shenxing shouted: "Press and hold the water outlet!"
I actually unscrewed the light, I was so stupid to cry by myself, last time I got wet because of the faucet, this time I got wet again because of the faucet.Faucet, faucet, do I have a grudge against you!
Chu Xiaotang wanted to cry but had no tears, he didn't hear what Fang Shenxing said clearly.He stood blankly in front of the sink, letting the water in the pipe spray on him, soaking one piece of clothing after another.
Where did Fang Shenxing have time to think about why Chu Xiaotang was in a daze, he grabbed Chu Xiaotang by the collar and dragged the dazed person aside.He pressed the water outlet with one hand, squatted down, and used the other hand to feel around under the sink.
Fortunately, with long hands, after touching for a while, Fang Shenxing finally found the water valve and closed it.
After the last wave of water spouted from the water outlet of the goddess's flower-like water spray, it finally died down.
The sound of splashing water turned into the sound of dripping dripping, Chu Xiaotang blinked, staring stiffly at the water stains on the wall and floor.
Hearing a "plop", Fang Shenxing looked down and saw that Chu Xiaotang was kneeling on the ground again.
"Hungry again?" Fang Shenxing wiped the water from his face, and teased Chu Xiaotang amusedly.
Chu Xiaotang yelled "Wow", hugged Fang Shenxing's thigh and cried, "Teacher Fang, I didn't do it on purpose!"
The author has something to say: Author: I want to please the male god, hmph, I am not happy with you!
Tangtang: The author, please let me go, QAQ
Fang Shenxing: The author, GJ!
Author: No thanks, I have deep merit and fame (●°u°●)」
Chu Xiaotang shook his head like a rattle, and pursed his mouth tightly, for fear that if he didn't pay attention, he would blurt out the word "male god".
"Skipping breakfast is bad for your health. Stomach and gallbladder problems are prone to problems." Fang Shenxing grabbed Chu Xiaotang's arm and pulled him up, "Go, sit on the sofa for a while, I'll find something to eat for you."
Fang Shenxing is Teacher Wan, and Teacher Wan is my male god, and the male god cares about me!
Chu Xiaotang followed Fang Shenxing's true identity again, and in the end the words "the god is caring about me" were left in his head.His eyes were red, and the corners of his mouth curled up irresistibly.
Fang Shenxing pulled Chu Xiaotang just to borrow his strength, but he didn't expect that Chu Xiaotang would not move at all, so he had to increase his strength and used [-] to [-]% of his strength to lift Chu Xiaotang up from the ground.
After standing up, Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing looked at each other. Fang Shenxing saw him looking straight at him, with a big grin on his mouth, and his saliva was about to drop. How silly is this look? How silly.
Fang Shenxing smiled and asked, "What are you smirking about?"
Of course I was laughing at you, male god!
After Chu Xiaotang finished answering in his heart, he immediately scolded himself again——Damn it!Chu Xiaotang hates Fang Shenxing, how could Fang Shenxing laugh, it's over, I'm going to reveal my secrets.
Chu Xiaotang, who had just been lifted up by Fang Shenxing, lost his legs and knelt at Fang Shenxing's feet again.
Fang Shenxing wondered, "Why did it slide down again?"
"Very hungry." Tears flashed in Chu Xiaotang's eyes, Fang Shenxing's thigh was right in front of his eyes, he really wanted to hug him, but he couldn't!
"Hey... I really can't do anything about you. Why did I starve myself to such an extent?" Fang Shenxing shook his head helplessly, put down the ingredients in his hand, and simply used both hands to pull Chu Xiaotang up from the ground, and dragged him to the ground. Get on the sofa.
Chu Xiaotang leaned on Fang Shenxing's body, and Fang Shenxing's arm was on his shoulders. Thinking that he was having such an intimate contact with the male god, Chu Xiaotang's whole body became high.
Aww, the male god hugged me!
Aww, the male god's shoulders are so strong!
Aww, the male god smells so good, I don't know what brand of body wash he uses, I want to buy it too, so that I can smell like a male god all over my body!
Chu Xiaotang adored Fang Shenxing as much as he once hated him.
"Sit down, be careful not to slip down, I'll go to the study to find some snacks for you." Chu Xiaotang leaned softly on the sofa, Fang Shenxing was really afraid that he would slip down as soon as he turned around.
Chu Xiaotang blinked, expecting the other party to say slowly, "Well, I'll wait for you to come back."
Fang Shenxing paused when he stepped out. From the time he entered the door to now, he felt that Chu Xiaotang was weird, and he felt even more strange after hearing this sentence.With the degree of Chu Xiaotang's dislike towards him, although there has been a slight improvement in the past few days, the current Chu Xiaotang's attitude towards him is not only a 360-[-] degree change.
Fang Shenxing turned around, looked at Chu Xiaotang thoughtfully in his eyes.The little hedgehog turned back into a little hamster?It doesn't make sense, he is Fang Shenxing now, not Teacher Wan.
Is it...
Did he know the truth?
Fang Shenxing's eyes suddenly became sharp, and Chu Xiaotang felt a golden light flash, and shrank his shoulders in fright: "What are you looking at?"
Fang Shenxing said bluntly: "You are not quite right."
Fuck!Was it discovered by the male god?
Chu Xiaotang never thought about the fact that Fang Shenxing already knew his true identity. Suddenly hearing what Fang Shenxing said, his first reaction was that his series of off-line performances just now revealed his secrets.
"I'm going to starve to death, of course something's wrong!" Chu Xiaotang hurriedly yelled at Fang Shenxing to cover up his guilt.
Fang Shenxing didn't speak, his eyes narrowed slightly, like an eagle locking on its prey, it firmly resisted Chu Xiaotang, it was a little hamster.
What a scary look...
Chu Xiaotang felt guilty, and after looking at Fang Shenxing for three seconds, he couldn't take it any longer. He staggered his gaze to the right in fear.
Fang Shenxing remained motionless, Chu Xiaotang quietly rolled his eyes and found that Fang Shenxing was still looking at him, he hurriedly moved his gaze to the left again.
The tranquility at this time is undoubtedly terrifying, Chu Xiaotang is on the verge of crying, he must not recognize Fang Shenxing when he is at his worst, otherwise he will really die.
"Teacher Fang, I'm hungry..." Chu Xiaotang's voice was already crying, and deep down in his heart, he really shouted "I'm afraid".
Fang Shenxing didn't respond to him, turned around and walked towards the study, his movements were clean and neat, not messy at all.
Chu Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief, and gently patted his chest to comfort himself: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I haven't revealed my secret yet."
The first thing Fang Shenxing saw when he walked into the study was the computer screen.
The screen turned on, indicating that someone had touched his computer, and Chu Xiaotang was the only one in this family.Fang Shen took a closer look, and found that the browser he had opened before buying vegetables had disappeared.
The perplexing question was easily solved, Fang Shenxing raised his lips and smiled.It turned out that Chu Xiaotang already knew his identity, so why didn't he say it?
Fang Shenxing thought about it for a while, and figured out the twists and turns.Most likely, Chu Xiaotang wanted to change his image in front of him, and then pretended that he accidentally found out that he was Teacher Wan, or he just endured it until Iwanna rematch.In any case, the day when the mystery of the identity of the two is revealed is not far away.
Taking out a few packs of beef cubes and dried pork from the snack bucket, Fang Shenxing walked out briskly, and suddenly saw Tangtang the hamster smiling at him lying on the edge of the cage, with his tiny paws grabbing the railings on both sides, A cute little fleshy face squeezed partly between two railings, squeezing the face into a comical triangle.
The little hamster squeaked at Fang Shenxing. The left whisker was outside the cage, and the right whisker was inside the cage. It didn't notice this at all. Its black bean-like eyes knew to look at the snacks in Fang Shenxing's hand.
"You want to eat too?" Fang Shenxing went to the hamster cage, tore open a bag of dried pork, took out a piece and tore it in half and handed it to the hamster.
The hamster laughed so hard that its mouth was crooked, and its short legs stepped on the pork jerky, swearing ownership, hugged Fang Shenxing's fingers with both hands and rubbed them with its mouth, not sure if it wanted to bite him or kiss him, but No matter what it was, it was all trying to curry favor with Fang Shenxing.
Fang Shenxing enjoyed it very much. In a good mood, he tore open another bag of beef cubes and threw one to it.
The hamster's eyes lit up immediately, and he rubbed Fang Shenxing's fingers more vigorously, as if he would get more rewards if he kept rubbing.
"Okay, okay, I know you are good." Fang Shenxing touched the hamster's head, and the hamster narrowed its eyes comfortably. The more Fang Shenxing looked at it, the more he felt that the current Chu Xiaotang and the hamster named Tangtang Extremely.
Isn't it what Chu Xiaotang is most looking forward to now, to be courteous, begging for food, begging for petting?
After receiving the snacks from Fang Shenxing, Chu Xiaotang didn't ask why the package had already been opened, and said while eating the snacks with relish: "It's delicious." The appearance was exactly the same as the hamster Tangtang, which made Fang Shen Xing almost couldn't help reaching out to rub his fluffy little head.
Withdrawing his half-outstretched hand, Fang Shenxing pretended to look at his watch: "It's past ten o'clock, I'll cook first."
Chu Xiaotang swallowed the dried pork in his mouth and said, "It's agreed that you will teach me!"
Fang Shenxing looked at him and asked, "Can you still stand up?"
"Yes!" Chu Xiaotang jumped up from the sofa, "I've been resurrected on the spot with full blood."
"The resurrection is so fast, come on."
Fang Shenxing hooked his finger, and Chu Xiaotang obediently followed.
He knew that Chu Xiaotang was the second uncle of the Tang family, and Chu Xiaotang knew that he was Teacher Wan, and the two of them pretended not to recognize each other very tacitly, one tried to please the other, the other waited to see how the other planned to please himself Fang Shenxing thought, this is really a wonderful and fun game.
The first step in learning how to cook is to know where the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar pots and pans are, so that they can be used smoothly.
Fang Shenxing took out the ingredients he had bought before and said to Chu Xiaotang: "Four dishes and one soup are just right for two people. You are a beginner, so let's start simple."
"Okay, man...cough cough." As soon as Chu Xiaotang uttered a word, he realized something was wrong, coughed twice, and changed his words, "Teacher Fang, what are we doing?"
"Hot and sour potato shreds, glutinous rice pearl balls, stir-fried three diced vegetables, braised prawns in oil, chicken soup with pepper and sesame." Fang Shenxing said while putting the vegetables that needed to be washed into the sink.
Seeing that Fang Shenxing was about to roll up his sleeves, Chu Xiaotang hurriedly volunteered, "I'll wash it!"
"You don't need to learn this, do you?"
"It's not a question of whether to learn or not." Chu Xiaotang said righteously, "Today I will learn how to cook with you. You are the teacher and I am the student. How can you ask the teacher to do these chores?"
"Okay, you come." Fang Shenxing did not refuse, and took off the apron from behind the kitchen door and handed it to Chu Xiaotang, "Put this on, and be careful not to splash water on your clothes."
"okay."
Putting his head on the top of the apron, Chu Xiaotang grabbed the two ropes at his waist and prepared to tie them on with his backhand.
"I'll do it." Fang Shenxing took the rope from him, stood behind Chu Xiaotang and tied it for him.
There was no physical contact between the two, but Chu Xiaotang faintly felt Fang Shenxing's breath pounce on his back, enveloping himself in his arms.
"Okay." Fang Shenxing's gentle voice sounded, his voice was low, softer and deeper than the voice output through the sound transmission equipment on the Internet.
Chu Xiaotang's face gradually turned red as he listened, Fang Shenxing stood behind him and informed him that it was time to wash the vegetables with boiling water.
Chu Xiaotang hurriedly grabbed the faucet to start working, and turned it vigorously, but he didn't expect the switch to be turned off directly by him.
Tap water sprayed out of the pipe frantically, Chu Xiaotang was dumbfounded at the switch in his hand.
Fang Shenxing shouted: "Press and hold the water outlet!"
I actually unscrewed the light, I was so stupid to cry by myself, last time I got wet because of the faucet, this time I got wet again because of the faucet.Faucet, faucet, do I have a grudge against you!
Chu Xiaotang wanted to cry but had no tears, he didn't hear what Fang Shenxing said clearly.He stood blankly in front of the sink, letting the water in the pipe spray on him, soaking one piece of clothing after another.
Where did Fang Shenxing have time to think about why Chu Xiaotang was in a daze, he grabbed Chu Xiaotang by the collar and dragged the dazed person aside.He pressed the water outlet with one hand, squatted down, and used the other hand to feel around under the sink.
Fortunately, with long hands, after touching for a while, Fang Shenxing finally found the water valve and closed it.
After the last wave of water spouted from the water outlet of the goddess's flower-like water spray, it finally died down.
The sound of splashing water turned into the sound of dripping dripping, Chu Xiaotang blinked, staring stiffly at the water stains on the wall and floor.
Hearing a "plop", Fang Shenxing looked down and saw that Chu Xiaotang was kneeling on the ground again.
"Hungry again?" Fang Shenxing wiped the water from his face, and teased Chu Xiaotang amusedly.
Chu Xiaotang yelled "Wow", hugged Fang Shenxing's thigh and cried, "Teacher Fang, I didn't do it on purpose!"
The author has something to say: Author: I want to please the male god, hmph, I am not happy with you!
Tangtang: The author, please let me go, QAQ
Fang Shenxing: The author, GJ!
Author: No thanks, I have deep merit and fame (●°u°●)」
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