God help me

The fact that Chu Xiaotang was steamed perch surprised Liu Mi, and it took him a long time to digest the information that was too much.

After the two successfully recognized their relatives, the topic quickly turned to how to write. Originally, Chu Xiaotang thought it was too much for him to earn around [-]. Only after seeing Liu Mi's income did he know what it means to have someone beyond others and a sky beyond the sky.

"Mimi, how did you do it?" Chu Xiaotang humbly asked for advice.

Liu Mi sat down on the chair, Erlang swayed his legs, crossed his hands on his thighs, and straightened his waist. His appearance and accent were no different from a peacock with its tail open.

"Writing is a process of accumulation. If you are a newcomer, you will not have as much profit as your own readership. Another important point is that your writing is not bloody enough, and there is no meat! Who in this world does not love meat?"

"Yes, yes, you are right." Chu Xiaotang nodded repeatedly, "It's just that I don't know how to write meat."

Liu Mi raised her eyebrows: "I can't learn how to write!"

"Nimma, it's too weird for me to write about the flesh of me and my male god."

Liu Mi seemed to have heard a funny joke, and laughed uncontrollably: "Hahahahahaha, it's strange enough for you to write your own fanfiction, are you afraid of this?"

"Well, it's different. I also have difficulties in writing this fanart..."

"Stop, it's not a good voice in China now, don't steal my tricks." Interrupting Chu Xiaotang's words behind, Liu Mi, who hit him twice, saw his sad face, and felt sour in his heart, which he couldn't find in Cihai One word is enough to describe his feeling at this time, "Didn't you ask me to teach you how to write? It's just two o'clock, sprinkle blood as hard as possible, and add some meat from time to time, and then I will help you and guarantee your income , Cengceng up."

Can codewords help?Is there any other way to help this kind of thing besides ghostwriting?Chu Xiaotang asked curiously: "How can I help?"

"When I update tonight, I will recommend a post for you under the article, and you are guaranteed to increase your income." Liu Mi looked at Chu Xiaotang with a smile, "I will share with you my readership, how about it, brother. "

"Enough!" Chu Xiaotang gave a thumbs up. Both of them wrote Wan Tang's essays. Even if only half of those who are willing to spend money to read Liu Miwen's essays are interested in his essays, they can earn five figures. .

Thinking of tens of thousands of dollars in his account in the near future, Chu Xiaotang's eyes turned into symbols of money, and when he looked at Liu Mi, he thought he was looking at a beckoning cat.

"Mimi, you are such a good person, come on, let's follow each other on Weibo."

"I've paid attention to you, idiot." Liu Mi cast a sidelong glance at Chu Xiaotang, and said resentfully, "It's you who haven't paid attention to me."

"My fault, my fault, I'll follow you right away." Chu Xiaotang ignored Liu Mi's computer and followed him directly.

Liu Mi nodded in satisfaction: "Look, if you follow me back, in the future, Kawen will come to me, and I will help you clear it."

"Really? I'm already in Cavin, please help!" Chu Xiaotang has been in Cavin since Fang Shen was added to the text. Fortunately, there were too many manuscripts in the manuscript box at that time, and they haven't been updated these days. In Fangshen, Chu Xiaotang just glanced at his draft box and found that there was only the last chapter left to save, and there was absolutely no perfect attendance award. Although it was only a small income, fly legs were meat.

Liu Mi asked: "Where is the card? I read today's update, it's pretty smooth."

"That's the manuscript, it's stuck in the back, you read this first, and we'll discuss it after reading it." Chu Xiaotang bent down, and picked out the last chapter of the manuscript from the side of Liu Mi to show him. .

Liu Mi, who has been in the online literature circle for nearly five years, has already practiced the ability to see ten lines at a glance. He read all the way, and when he turned off the webpage and looked at Chu Xiaotang, he couldn't even speak.

Chu Xiaotang didn't notice any difference in his expression, and continued to ask: "What method do you think Fang Shen should use to rectify Tang Er? I've been thinking for a long time and I can't think of a good method. I'm so worried."

"Let's not talk about the plot first." Liu Mi raised his hand to stop Chu Xiaotang, looked into Chu Xiaotang's eyes and said, "This Fang Shen is Teacher Fang?"

"Yes, hehe, how can I get my name?" Chu Xiaotang triumphantly asked for credit, "Did you notice that I wrote a special image, so you recognized Teacher Fang at a glance?"

Liu Mi choked up, at this moment he was very conflicted, he didn't know whether to tell Chu Xiaotang that Fang Shenxing was Teacher Wan's business.If you don't say it, with the rhythm that Chu Xiaotang can fall off the horse in front of him, the chance of falling off the horse in front of Fang Shenxing is very high.When Fang Shenxing sees this image of himself in Chu Xiaotang's pen, he will probably kill Chu Xiaotang.However, if he breaks through what Fang Shenxing told him to keep secret...

Liu Mi shuddered at the thought of the black-bellied man's methods. He looked at Chu Xiaotang sympathetically, and said to himself: If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

Now that you have already started selling your teammates, why not just sell them to the end.

Sooner or later, Fang Shenxing will see through the vest of the steamed sea bass. Since he can't help Chu Xiaotang in this regard, then he should help him more in terms of income.

Liu Mi rolled his eyes, and thought of an excellent plot: "Let Fang Shen abuse Tang Er hard, mentally* and mentally! But you must not let Fang Shen fuck Tang Er, it's not CP's meat, it's pinch point You have to write a plot that makes readers controversial, but you can’t write a plot that makes readers unacceptable.”

"It's unscientific to abuse your body and still be fleshy, isn't it?" Chu Xiaotang recalled, "I remember that in your book "I want to be abused, I will be abused", don't you always fuck him every time after you finish attacking? "

Liu Mi shook his head and said, "I'm a CP, and my situation is different from yours. You can make up an excuse, as long as it makes sense, readers won't care too much. After all, Fang Shen's role is to promote the development of the protagonist's relationship, understand? "

"Understood." Chu Xiaotang had an idea, and thought of a unparalleled good idea, his excited eyes lit up, "I asked Fang Shen to have a problem, hehe, there is no tool, let's see how he commits crimes."

"..."

"Mimi, why don't you speak? Are you shocked by my method? Praise me for my wit! Come on, come on."

How can this be witty, it's just going to die!

Liu Mi stared at Chu Xiaotang for half a minute. He moved his lips and opened his mouth to utter two words: "Heh, heh."

Chu Xiaotang asked confusedly: "What do you mean?"

"It's boring, I've coded the words, so I won't say anything." Liu Mi turned his back to Chu Xiaotang, making it clear that he didn't want to continue the conversation.

Having asked all the questions he wanted, Chu Xiaotang stopped bothering Liu Mi anymore.He lay on the bed with his mobile phone, clicked on Weibo and swiped around, and saw that the information prompts continued to increase. After he finished swiping the homepage and clicked on the amount of information...

"Mimi, why did you go to my Weibo to light wax again?"

Liu Mi bared her teeth and said, "I want to, bite me."

Anyway, Chu Xiaotang is often lit by fans. He has long been used to it, and he muttered: "You are such a powerful god, how dare I dare. I entered Liu Mi's Weibo and liked him a lot.

The Saturday appointment arrived soon, and Chu Xiaotang woke up after sleeping until after nine o'clock. He calculated that it was almost time, and went out to the faculty dormitory building.

Standing at the door of Fang Shenxing's house, Chu Xiaotang knocked on the door, but no one answered.

Haven't woken up yet?

Chu Xiaotang called Fang Shenxing in confusion, but Fang Shenxing told him that he was shopping for vegetables in the supermarket and he would have to wait a while before returning.

Before, the two only made an appointment at noon on Saturday, and they didn't agree on the specific time, so they diverged like this.

Chu Xiaotang leaned against the door panel, and casually raised one foot on the ground: "How long will it take for you to come back? If it's early, I'll wait for you at your door, if it's late, I'll go back to the dormitory first."

"Don't you have the key to my house? You go in first and wait for me."

"That's right!" Chu Xiaotang kept forgetting to return the key to Fang Shenxing since he helped feed the hamsters last time. Fang Shenxing didn't mention it, he really forgot it completely.

Opening the door easily with the key, Chu Xiaotang thought that Fang Shenxing's heart is too generous, just give his key to others without telling others, don't come back, and he is not afraid that one day he will commit malicious burglary, or If he killed someone and set fire to him, wouldn't his life be over by then.However, thinking about it in a different way, Fang Shenxing felt at ease with him.

Chu Xiaotang smiled, and suddenly remembered that a new word he had learned in Hong Kong was especially suitable for Fang Shenxing.What does that word say?Oh yes, Our Lady!

In his mind, there was a golden halo on Fang Shenxing's head. He floated in the air, spread his hands, looked down at the people on the ground and said, "Hello everyone, I am the Virgin Mary."

Chu Xiaotang was amused by the picture he made up in his brain, and looked around Fang Shenxing's house. Every time Chu Xiaotang came to this house, it was neat and tidy. Although there was only one person living there, it revealed warmth everywhere.

Chu Xiaotang picked up an apple from the fruit plate on the coffee table and gnawed on it. The water on it was still wet. It should have been washed by Fang Shenxing before leaving. He walked towards the study, wanting to see the apple that saw him. Just what the unfriendly little hamster with puffed cheeks is doing.

Not long after breakfast, the little hamster is doing daily exercise on the running wheel.Chu Xiaotang greeted it, but it also ignored it.This guy only knows how cute he is when he is cautious with Shang Fang, he is really snobbish.

Chu Xiaotang took it for granted, gnawed on the apple indifferently, and watched him run around for more than ten minutes with a cute face. The more he watched, the more he felt that the little guy was too cute, and he wanted to raise one too.

After eating the apple in his hand, the trash can was on the right side of the computer desk. Chu Xiaotang was lazy and stretched out his hand to throw it in. Turning around, he found that the computer screen was on.It is estimated that Fang Shen did not turn it off when he was walking, and the screen will automatically turn off after a long time.

Anyway, it's boring, so it's better to go online for a while to pass the time.

Chu Xiaotang sat down in front of the computer, and saw the minimized browser on the lower left and right at a glance. He clicked on it without thinking about it.

The update page of "Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Past Celebrity" appeared in front of him without warning, Chu Xiaotang's eyes widened, and he tried hard to make sure that he was not delusional.

Chu Xiaotang held the mouse and swipe up and down, this is indeed his green dick column.

Fuck!I didn't expect that Fang Shenxing was also a member of the Wantang party, let alone that he was chasing my text!

Chu Xiaotang seemed to have discovered the new world. If Fang Shenxing knew that his student was the second uncle of the Tang family, how would he react? Would he be ecstatic and turn into a crazy fan in a second?

Emma, ​​will he not let me pay back the money if he gets excited?

Chu Xiaotang smirked whimsically, maybe he even posted a barrage in my video that he wanted to give birth to a monkey for me!

Muhahahaha, this feeling of joy exuding from every pore on my body is great.

This kind of amazing thing must be posted on Weibo to share with everyone. Chu Xiaotang skillfully entered the Weibo address in the address bar, hit enter, and the laughter stopped instantly, and his mouth was crooked like a stroke patient. weird.

There is a line of words on the header of the browser tab - Teacher Wan's Weibo.

Chu Xiaotang glanced quickly to the right, and the upper right corner of the Weibo homepage was Teacher Wan's Weibo.

Nima, what's going on?Am I dreaming?

Fang Shenxing is Teacher Wan?

impossible!

Maybe Fang Shenxing, a super brainless fan, stole Teacher Wan's Weibo account, and this scene happened.

In order to verify that all this is a coincidence, Chu Xiaotang opened station B, and the account logged in at station B is also Teacher Wan's!

At this moment, countless clues that had been ignored surged into his mind like a sea.

Teacher Wan said: "The game I want to make is newly developed by a friend's company."

So the man with glasses looks exactly like Fang Shenxing or something, it's because his friend used him as a prototype!

Occasionally I have to go to work at night, the work is easy, the salary is good, I can earn extra money, waiter, tenure and so on, all because Fang Shenxing is a teacher in the system.Having a staff is equal to an iron job, of course it is a life-long tenure, what on earth was he thinking, that he mistook Fang Shenxing for a cowherd!

The most important thing is that Fang Shenxing's voice is very similar to that of Teacher Wan, which Chu Xiaotang didn't notice until now.All he has heard is the voice transmitted by the equipment. Although it is different from the voice of a real person, it is at least 80.00% similar.

As the number one fan of Teacher Wan, he couldn't tell the difference between male and female gods through his voice. Let alone laughing at others, he couldn't get over this hurdle even if he put it on his own.

Chu Xiaotang knelt on the ground, male god, I'm sorry for you...

In fact, it's more than that. When the two of them usually chat, they occasionally mention each other in the topics they discuss.

With such a recollection, Chu Xiaotang directly wanted to give himself a bad review. Teacher Wan said that he recently met a difficult person. Isn't that person himself?Teacher Wan said that a friend was also sick, and he also talked about hawthorn porridge. Not long after, he ate hawthorn and black date porridge, but there were a few more black dates. How could he ignore such an important detail?

My opponent Shen Xing always has a sullen face, but Fang Shen Xing repays his grievances with kindness and takes care of him when he is sick. What kind of feelings is this?

Take another look at what he has done, apart from endlessly complaining to Teacher Wan that Fang Shenxing is a gentle scum, has he ever said anything nice about Fang Shenxing?

Oh, by the way, when this matter was mentioned, Chu Xiaotang couldn’t help covering his eyes, regretting that Fang Shen...Fang Shenxing had seen it all, if he knew that this article was written by me, and that Fang Shen’s prototype was Fang Shenxing , Oh my god, I dare not even think about the consequences! ! !What else did you say to let Fang Shen abuse Tang Er, and quickly deleting his plot is the correct way to save your life!

Appearance, voice, work, cooking skills, etc., no matter what, Fang Shenxing was a reminder from Teacher Wan, why did he only find out today.Fang Shenxing's cooking skills are so good, how can the character of a good cook be so bad?

Chu Xiaotang, oh Chu Xiaotang, you are really a big killer.

If you ask Chu Xiaotang what is the most heartrending thing in the world, he will tell you without hesitation, this thing is to find the male god but not be able to recognize his relatives, because he is in front of the male god The performance of the negative number is not enough to describe, it is appropriate to go directly to negative infinity!

Heaven, earth, why are you messing with me like this? How should I face the male god when he comes back? Is it too late to run now?

Chu Xiaotang jumped up from the computer chair, why not go back to the dormitory to calm down, and then face Fang Shenxing when he thinks of a countermeasure.

right!Just do it.

After making up his mind, Chu Xiaotang forked off the webpage, and rushed to the door with a stride. Before his hand touched the doorknob, the door happened to be opened from the outside.

Seeing Chu Xiaotang standing at the door, Fang Shenxing was taken aback for a moment, then smiled slightly and said, "I'm back."

Chu Xiaotang's legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground with a "plop", which startled Fang Shenxing.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Teacher Fang, I..." It's Tangtang!

"Ok?"

Chu Xiaotang swallowed his saliva, swallowed the second half of the sentence abruptly, and changed his words: "I am so hungry that my legs are weak."