Reborn as a little director

"What are you doing!"

"Don't touch me..."

"Are you mentally ill?"

Zhong Yang found it strange that it was too late for other newcomers to flatter, but this Yao Shunyu always avoided him as if he didn't want to have any contact with him.Usually he doesn't speak much, and he only expresses his views when movies are mentioned. At those times, he will appear very firm, even if his views run counter to everyone present, he will not appear hesitant because of this.

Zhong Yang heard Xie Siqing ask in turn: "Is it you? The one who did that to me...was it you?"

Zhong Yang frowned: "What did I do?"

Xie Siqing still stared at him.

Zhong Yang bent down, propped his hands on the edge of the bed, looked at Xie Siqing and asked, "Did I kiss you or touch you?"

"It's a lot more than that."

Xie Siqing originally wanted to say "it killed me", but a sliver of rationality suddenly appeared in his brain, preventing him from saying these words.

Zhong Yang originally wanted to ask, "Did I rape you?" After thinking about it, it's better not to be serious with this crazy drunk.

Although Yao Shunyu was drunk, judging from his performance tonight, this person is definitely out of his mind.

"..." After a while, Zhong Yang put the cup on the bedside table beside him: "You stay by yourself, I shouldn't bother you."

"..."

After going out, Zhong Yang pondered for a while, what terrible thing he had done to this Yao, Shun and Yu, which made people afraid to avoid it.

After thinking for a long time, I have no idea.

What happened... Zhong Yang felt puzzled.

Doesn't he really feel like he raped him?

Ask him next time he wakes up?

……

A few days later, Xie Siqing went to participate in the last event of the competition - Micro Film Special Training Camp.

In fact, there is nothing new, just invite some well-known directors, screenwriters, videographers, etc. to give several teaching lectures to all award-winning people, a total of five days, two hours in the morning every day.

Today is the first day.

Xie Siqing happened to meet Zhong Yang when he entered the door.

Zhong Yang glanced at Xie Siqing: "How did you feel after that day?"

"Ok?"

"Aren't you drunk?"

"Oh," Xie Siqing finally realized, "I don't know who sent me into the hotel room. I realized that I was not at home after I woke up."

Xie Siqing didn't lie, he really didn't remember.

"..." Zhong Yang stared at Xie Siqing.

Xie Siqing continued: "There seems to be a hole in my head, and all those memories have leaked out."

Zhong Yang stared at Xie Siqing for a long time, and finally said viciously: "Your head is a sieve!"

He finally sent a kind heart, but the people involved didn't remember it at all.

"..."

Xie Siqing didn't understand what happened to Zhong Yang at all.

Xie Siqing went in and found a seat to sit down.

A girl next to him looked at Zhong Yang fascinatedly, and said, "It's true that his appearance has not changed... No, it looks better than before, and he has more aura."

Xie Siqing doesn't know what "appearance" is, but if he guesses it literally, he almost understands it.

"Sure enough," she continued, "the man who makes movies is the most handsome..."

A boy on the other side of her may have been stimulated before, and said angrily: "The man who makes movies is the most handsome, he is farting! As long as you are handsome, playing glass balls is like playing golf. You are ugly. , Playing golf is like bouncing glass balls! Being handsome and making a cucumber is like making a movie, and being ugly, making a movie is like making a cucumber. He is born well, and it has nothing to do with whether he makes a movie or not. It's not because of his face, how could he be more popular than Xie Siqing?"

"...How do you know that he is taller than Xie Siqing?"

"Number of Weibo fans."

"..."

"There are also the number of comments on Weibo, the number of retweets on Weibo, and the number of likes on Weibo."

"...Xie Siqing doesn't have a Weibo at all, okay? He's more popular than anyone else than Xie Siqing."

Xie Siqing vaguely remembered that there was a discussion in the past about "whether Zhong Yang got to this point because of his face and figure".

My own fans think it is not, but the opponent's fans think it is.

Xie Siqing thinks that appearance is like adding points to the college entrance examination. It is useless to add points for poor grades, but if you have a high level, even if you add a little bit, you can go from the first in the province to the whole country. First, Zhong Yang is probably this type.He is indeed capable and good-looking, and his popularity is taken for granted.Xie Siqing felt that in terms of level alone, he was actually a little better... After all, he had been a director all along, while Zhong Yang was an actor.

At first, Xie Siqing didn't believe that that annoying guy would have so many followers, so he secretly tested it with a small software that measures the authenticity of followers, and found that the percentage of fake followers was no higher than that of others.

The two people next to them made some jokes, and then it was time for the lecture.

According to Xie Siqing's understanding of Zhong Yang, he didn't take this lecture seriously at all.

But after all, he was a movie king, and he acted as if he had prepared very seriously.

I can really fool...

Xie Siqing turned his head and looked out the window.

——A man and a woman are arguing about something.

The woman's emotions were a little out of control, her face was full of tears and she kept yelling.The man seemed calm and said something with his usual expression.About 10 minutes later, the woman turned around suddenly and left. The man immediately dragged her back, then took out his mobile phone and began to fiddle with it.

Xie Siqing held his chin, and after a little thought, a story came out: the boy had frequent contact with a certain opposite sex, and the girl thought he should take the initiative to avoid suspicion, but the boy thought his girlfriend was making trouble for no reason... After the quarrel, the girl left angrily, and the boy was frightened and made concessions , took out the phone and deleted the contact information of this person...

No, it's too clichéd.

Is there any other possibility?

Maybe……

……stop!

Xie Siqing thought, and thought again, when will this problem be corrected?

While thinking about it, Xie Siqing suddenly felt a pain in his head, he was startled, and suddenly came back to his senses.

—something hit him.

Xie Siqing looked at the pen cap that had been flipped aside, and looked at Zhong Yang who was standing in the front with some inexplicable inexplicable.

—— Zhong Yang hit him on the head with the cap of the watercolor pen that was used to write on the whiteboard just now.

How to act like a primary school teacher...

"I'm going to judge all of your work now, and it will do me good to hear it."

Seeing Zhong Yang looking at him, Xie Siqing came back to his senses and said, "I'm listening."

Zhong Yang glanced at him and said, "Look at me."

Xie Siqing originally wanted to say "what's so interesting about you", but he tried his best to bear it back.

This "microfilm special training camp" is very strange.

Everyone invited to give a lecture has to assign a small homework. Xie Siqing and the others need to pass these assessments to get a broken certificate.

Zhong Yang said casually: "Just write 'what is a movie' and talk about your own understanding."

"Hmm..." A girl asked seriously, "How many words do I need to write?"

"How many words?" Zhong Yang was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xie Siqing, and asked, "How about 2000 words?"

Seeing Zhong Yang staring at him, Xie Siqing could only nod his head and said, "Yes."

Zhong Yang asked again: "Is there anyone else who wants to write 2000 characters? If you want to write, tell me your name now."

No one said anything below.

Zhong Yang smiled, raised his eyes again, glanced around, and asked, "Is that 500 words okay?"

"Okay." Seeing him looking over, everyone agreed.

"That's it." Zhong Yang glanced at Xie Siqing again, "If you agree to write 2000 words, write 2000 words, and if you agree to write 500 words, write 500 words."

……ill!

Although he knew it a long time ago, now Xie Siqing is sure once again that Zhong Yang is sick, and it's not serious!

It seems that ever since he told Zhong Yang that he didn't remember anything about being drunk on the day of the award presentation, Zhong Yang found him very unpleasant.

How did you provoke him again...

Xie Siqing thought about it for a long time, and finally decided that the reason why mental illness is mental illness is because normal people cannot understand their thinking.If he can understand what Zhong Yang is thinking, it can only mean that he is not far from mental illness.

Then, Xie Siqing thought of another possibility, that is, Zhong Yang is actually an alien who was specially sent to collect the anger of the people on earth.On their planet, anger can be converted into energy that can drive battleships.Therefore, in order to attack other planets, a large number of people like Zhong Yang are scattered in various galaxies, taking collecting human anger as the biggest task. This can also explain why Zhong Yang cried out to several directors when he was an actor.

Of course Xie Siqing would not be the only one who wrote 2000 words.

He would rather not have that broken certificate than suffer from the torture of a mental patient.

Unexpectedly, after the course ended, Xie Siqing still passed.