Jellyfish

In view of the changes in the Huafei Kyushu forum, Hua Ji found that no matter what he did, it was best to prepare in advance. For example, this time, if he had not left a graduation photo of his graduation certificate and uploaded it to the online identity registration, this time he was cheating. The college entrance examination will definitely harm him.

So after making love with Shui Mu, he immediately dragged Shui Mu to the United States to obtain a certificate. In the marriage column of human society, he changed from unmarried to married, and he completely had a documented partnership.

"Human beings are really strange, no, it should be said that the human world is really..." Shui Mu shook the marriage certificate on his hand: "You can conclude a marriage contract with a piece of paper, what's the use of such a marriage contract?"

Hua Ji smiled: "Of course it is useful. For human beings, any property and belongings exist in the whole society. The moment they receive the marriage certificate, both parties will jointly own the property. No matter where their names go will be side by side, and enjoy a lot of benefits at the same time, such as first home loan benefits and so on.”

Shui Mu raised his eyebrows. After becoming the president, he needs to attend various banquets frequently. His ears are so sharp. Every time he comes back, he has heard a lot of gossip. It is better to be alone than to be happy alone. He also tells the gossip to the company Listening to the other monsters, these monsters who live in the company every day are very happy to hear it, and they can't stop. The rabbit spirit at the front desk also said that they want to write a script based on this, and must write an annual drama~ So I heard When Hua Ji said that, Shui Mu said indifferently: "Human marriage is not safe, having it is the same as not having it."

Hua Ji pouted, and said bluntly: "No, it's useful, at least before you divorce me, anyone who comes to talk to you can be scolded by me as a mistress."

Shui Mu was taken aback, and Hua Ji said proudly: "I uploaded both of our marriage certificates to the forum, so that everyone in the circle will know..."

After hearing this, Shui Mu's heart was as sweet as honey, he lowered his head and rubbed Hua Ji's neck, and said abruptly, "Come home with me."

Hua Ji said: "Okay, I also want to see where you live."

The days when they set out were not so good. Now it is the twelfth lunar month of winter. The North Pole has already entered the freezing period. The entire ocean is frozen into ice, and all living things have entered hibernation. There is a silent kingdom of oblivion.

Hua Ji originally thought that they would go overland, take a plane to Canada, and then rent a car and drive all the way to the Arctic Circle, but Shui Mu rejected his plan.

"Let's go from the sea."

Hua Ji was surprised: "... Isn't the sea frozen?"

Shui Mu shook his head: "The surface is frozen, let's go from the deep sea."

The corners of Hua Ji's mouth twitched. Will he soak a fox all the way to the North Pole?Is he really not edema?

"I'm worried about walking on land. I'm most comfortable in the sea." Shui Mu raised his hand and caressed Fu Huaji's eyebrows, his expression was extremely soft: "Nowadays many people are staring at me and you. Get up, but you're different."

After hearing this, Hua Ji quietly nestled into Shui Mu's arms, and said after a while, "Listen to you."

They walked directly from the sea, and Hua Ji was still a little worried when he went into the water. Although he has become a water fox now, occasionally owl water and long-term diving are not the same concept. Can he do it?

Shui Mu told him that he could do it.

After entering the sea, Shui Mu transformed into a prototype, Hua Ji looked at the invisible transparent film in front of him almost in awe, it was all Shui Mu's body!

On the thin film, a small mushroom head popped out, revealing two light spots and a hole, the hole was bent: "Come up, I'll take you."

Hua Ji turned into a fox, stepped on the soft film with all four limbs, and asked curiously: "Is it just floating all the way there?"

In the next second, the huge film stood up, bringing up the sky-high seawater, but the strange thing was that the seawater was ejected the moment it got close to the film, and the huge transparent film fell on Hua Ji's head, wrapping it into a circle shape.

Wrapped with layers of film, it soon turned into a ball with a diameter of two meters, and those tentacles fused with each other to become more than a dozen long tentacles. Hua Ji felt that he had also been shrunk a bit. On the film, I poked it curiously, and then the big jellyfish sank directly, and the surrounding sea water changed from light blue to dark blue, then dark blue, and finally turned into pitch black.

Hua Ji... Reluctantly took out the ipad and started to browse Weibo.

Mainly because it's boring ==

But soon he didn't feel bored anymore, Shui Mu separated a little jellyfish and slid in: "Instead of swiping your ipad, you might as well practice dual cultivation."

Hua Ji... En soon lost the mood to browse Weibo, and the ipad was thrown away. The whole soul seemed to be wrapped in the warm sea, and the body was roughly opened, but excited and stimulated, he opened The body endured a huge impact and penetration, and the heart was infinitely close to the sea, and finally indulged in it.

When Hua Ji woke up, he had already entered the range of the Arctic Ocean ==

Hua Ji's head is full of black lines. When he returns in the future, if he is asked what the Arctic Circle looks like, how should he answer?

Should I say I don't know, or should I say I didn't notice?

Afterwards, he rejected Shuimu's invitation with righteous words, and asked Shuimu to take him to the surface of the sea.

Shui Mu was a little embarrassed: "The sea is already frozen."

But it's better than nothing in the dark in the deep sea! !

Hua Ji is not a fool. People all over the world know that there are actually many plankton and cartilaginous animals in the deep sea, but along the way, he saw nothing except the sublimation of the soul playing Haizhen! !

Hua Ji desperately pinched the film in front of him: "Tell me! Did you block it? What about the walrus that was agreed? What about the penguin that was agreed? What about the polar bear that was agreed? Even without these, what about other marine life? What about other jellyfish? What about the other magical creatures? Why haven't I seen any?"

Shui Mu curled his lips, Hua Ji is a fox who can only fancy jellyfish, and who knows what other magical creatures he will fall in love with.

He has heard that the most promiscuous person in the non-human circle is the fox, and the most affectionate one is also the fox. If a fox demon does not love you, then he will not love you at all. , if Hua Ji falls in love with other creatures, even if he strangles the other creature, the little fox will stop loving if he doesn't love him, wouldn't he cry to death.

So Shui Mu was firm in his belief, he didn't open the back door for the little fox at all, and even reached the North Pole all the way in secret, no matter how hard Hua Ji tossed, Shui Mu didn't let go, and did it directly when he was tossing hard.

Hua Ji almost died of depression.

At this moment, he even had the desire to climb the wall, but as soon as he thought about it on one side, Shui Mu sensed it on the other side, so he was wiped out again.

Just like this, eating all the way, making troubles all the way to the North Pole blindly, on this day, Shui Mu finally floated up, and when Hua Ji saw the light blue deep ice floe above his head, he almost cried with joy.

I'm so moved! !

Shui Mu brought Hua Ji closer to those ice floes. There were countless krill swimming around the ice floes, which looked densely packed. Shui Mu asked him, "Would you like to taste it?"

Hua Ji repeatedly said: "Yes, yes!!"

Even though Hua Ji no longer needs a normal diet to supply body functions, he only needs to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, but suddenly Bigu is still not used to it, he has long wanted to eat, but every time he wants to eat, Shui Mu will only let him drink Water... Hua Ji felt that he could no longer look directly at drinking water.

Shui Mu opened his head and directly caged some krills, raised the water temperature, and cooked a pot of krills in a short while, Hua Ji started to eat excitedly.

To say how delicious the krill is... that's nonsense, the water of Shuimu is the main krill, and the taste of the water is full of Shuimu's breath. At the end of eating, Hua Ji has no excitement at all, only speechless.

Damn, even eating shrimp tastes like water, this is really a domineering and ruthless autocracy...

But even so, Hua Ji has a weird feeling of peace of mind ==

Or for monsters who advocate freedom, this kind of extreme control can best reflect the depth of feelings.

So even though Hua Ji was irritable, he was not angry.

But when he was stepping on the ice cap of the North Pole, he completely broke out.

Although he didn't appreciate any scenery during his long traveling career, he and Shui Mu did some very meaningful things, especially reducing the cold spiritual power left in Shui Mu's body, and the power between him and Shui Mu reached a new level. After balancing, it will cause another problem.

baby problem.

Hua Ji: Wait a minute, I'm a male fox! !