Jellyfish

Shui Mufeng rushed out of the meeting room, and the surrounding bosses had different expressions, one of the veterans' eyes lit up, and asked the red fox who had just got up before he had time to leave in a low voice: "Is your little fox out of customs? "

Another old man said: "I'm afraid it is, look at his eagerness."

The red fox sneered: "We monsters admire nature, what's wrong with liking?"

The black fox said lightly: "Speak this to a guy who has never lost his childhood, can he understand?"

The old man's face turned red immediately: "Okay, okay! Come here, stinky fox, let's make some gestures, so that you can experience the strength of boy kung fu!"

The black fox gave the old man a disdainful look: "I have a wife. Although she passed away for many years, I am still sexually normal. Goodbye."

Zhangzong Tianfeng coughed: "Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, no matter when Fellow Shui Daoist comes up with alien technology, we must first increase scientific education, increase refining training, and be in line with international standards." , to keep abreast of international aerospace scientific research trends, the task is arduous, time-consuming and labor-intensive, but for future cultivation and my long-cherished wish, please work together, don't lose too much because of small things."

As soon as this remark came out, the foxes and old Taoist priests who had been provoking each other shut up, and the great ape king next to him smiled and said: "Taoist Master Tianfeng is right, what is the long-cherished wish for this, in the future we will enter Interstellar invites another battle, if personal grievances lead to the failure of cultivation, no matter who it is, I will be the first to refuse."

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and nodded in unison. The foxes also left calmly. They walked out of the conference room and looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside the corridor. The white fox said leisurely: "Although the plan is good, but It’s hard to leave the homeland, and there will definitely be people who don’t want to leave.”

"Go if you want to go, stay if you want to stay." The black fox suddenly asked the white fox: "Have you handed over the method of dual cultivation to Fellow Water Daoist?"

The white fox smiled, and he said: "Of course I gave it to him, and I gave him all kinds of intercourse techniques hidden in the clan."

The red fox sighed: "My poor little grandson~~~~~"

The white fox shrugged: "This kind of thing is what you like, and if Xiaoliu concentrates on double cultivation with fellow water daoists, the spiritual power of harvesting and nourishing will be purer, and the future advancement will not be as difficult as other charm cultivation."

Just as they were talking, Boss Wu and the Great Ape King walked out of the conference room. Hearing this sentence, Boss Wu said with a smile: "Speaking of which, why do you fox monsters have to seek supplements from humans? It's easy to be short of spiritual power. Contaminate your own demon power?"

The white fox said: "Because human beings are not special, and are too weak, they can't always recruit one person."

The Great Ape King also laughed: "What about the monsters? Don't you fox monsters mess with humans all the time, you should also benefit the masses of monsters. It's hard for females to survive these days, and there are too many single xxx who survived, which can easily cause disputes. !"

The white fox smiled: "Because the fox demon is not dedicated, it is easy to get killed if you play with monsters."

The corners of the great ape king's mouth twitched, Nima fox demon is really hard to serve.

He said in a manly voice: "Then what about the little fox in your family that seduces fellow water Taoist? If he always abandons fellow water Taoist..."

Hehe, thinking about the Huangpu River flowing backwards, the Great Ape King has already seen the scene of the South China Sea flowing backwards into the mainland in the future.

The black fox said: "You do what you want."

Great Ape King: "..."

After choking the great ape king to death, Shi Shiran, the black fox, left with the white and red foxes. Boss Wu shook his head and patted his old friend on the shoulder: "Okay, don't tease those foxes, although they are not strong, If you can't hold back your brains and are smart, I will make you a little stumbling block, and it's enough for you to scratch you if you don't have anything to do."

The Great Ape King shut up resentfully.

Boss Wu suddenly mentioned something: "By the way, have you heard? The Shenbao Club actually issued a measure requiring all non-human monsters to take the college entrance examination... Those who fail the examination will go to a certain forest temple for group training. "

The Great Ape King picked out his ears, and said hehe: "Just go, who is afraid of whom! Isn't it just to listen to the Dharma, Grandpa Monkey still has golden pages of Buddhist scriptures handed down from the Tang Dynasty in my lair! Don't you want to read Buddhist scriptures when you are a monkey? Come to a Buddhist debate, it is uncertain who will win and who will lose!"

Boss Wu laughed, and then he rarely showed bitterness: "But I don't want to listen to Buddhist scriptures, and I failed the exam, what should I do?"

The Great Ape King looked at Boss Wu with contempt: "You can't do anything? You're lying to ghosts!"

Boss Wu smiled: "Please help me verify it!"

"What are you doing!!?"

As soon as Shui Mu rushed home, he saw Hua Ji was leaning against Zhu Mimi, they were holding a notebook and an ipad respectively, their heads were very close, and they were whispering.

Hua Ji glared at Shui Mu: "Isn't it the trouble you caused? I'll explain to you later."

Zhu Mimi couldn't care about Shui Mu anymore, she continued to operate the ipad against Shui Mu's eyes.

"Okay, I've logged in, but because I haven't logged in for 22 years, I need to verify the real information, please help me to confirm it."

Hua Ji sighed: "It's really annoying. Fortunately, there is still a vest. Okay, I'll make sure for you."

Shui Mu frowned slightly, he deliberately inserted between Hua Ji and Zhu Mimi, separated them like a noodle man, following Zhu Mimi's line of sight, he saw Zhu Mimi's ipad page, he remembered that Zhu Mimi's forum nickname was Your Lady Queen , but the page account displayed on the ipad has changed to Jian Feihong. The most important thing is that on the profile under Her Majesty the Queen, there is no registration on the part of the education background, but the registration profile under Jian Feihong is actually... ...Republic Girls' School.

what is this?

At the same time, Hua Ji also logged into the tuba that he had abandoned for a long time. As soon as he logged in, he saw a system prompt asking him to verify. After Zhu Mimi used the tuba Jian Feihong to prove to Hua Ji, Hua Ji also succeeded. Enter the account named Taihao Rihe.

Shui Mu had sharp eyes, and was seeing Taihao Rihe's academic profile, which clearly stated...the Republic of China Army Military Academy.

Shui Mu was surprised: "A military academy? Have you ever been to a military academy?"

Hua Ji proudly said: "Of course, I'm a top student at Whampoa Military Academy!"

Shui Mu is an undergraduate who has taken the modern history exam, he is a little unbelievable: "Is it true?"

"What are you doing to lie to you? When the forum first started, we all had to upload the most authentic information to have an account. Look..." Hua Ji clicked on the attachment under the degree: "This is my graduation certificate."

There is a photo nearby, which is Hua Ji's Whampoa Military Academy graduation certificate, and a graduation photo is attached next to it.

Zhu Mimi let out a long breath: "In this way, we are educated people, and what a fart to take the exam!!"

Hua Ji said: "Yes, but in this way, the trumpet that has been in business for many years will have to be abandoned..."

Zhu Mimi was also a little embarrassed: "I can't help it, can you pass the science of the college entrance examination?"

"Failed."

"Are you willing to go to a certain forest temple and talk about life with those great monks?"

"Not interested in."

"So be it."

After solving the exam problem, Zhu Mimi left immediately. Hua Ji logged out of the account, turned around and gave Shui Mu a paw. This kind of strength was nothing to Shui Mu. He hugged the little fox and asked strangely: "You guys?" What were you doing just now?"

"What are you doing? Make up for your academic qualifications." Hua Ji said angrily: "Scientists for all people are enough! At most, I'm acting, let me become a scientist, I think highly of me!"

He talked about the request on the forum, and Shui Mu said with a guilty conscience: "This..."

He really didn't expect the non-human circle to act so fast, and he had already started to make preliminary preparations.

"Okay, it's my fault, but if it wasn't for that..." He rubbed against the little fox, moved his hands up and down, and lightly swept some places on the little fox, and the little fox fell limply in his arms. Forehead: "If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't know you were still wearing a military uniform."

Hua Ji gave Shui Mu a blank look, and he curled his lips: "I didn't know you slept with Tang Gaozu in the same bed? Mr. Pei Ji Pei?"

Shui Mu pressed himself down, rubbed the person under him, and smiled softly: "Ah, it's boring to sleep in the sea all the time, so I'll go ashore for a while."

He recalled the method of dual cultivation that the white fox taught him, and licked his lips: "You don't know my past, just like I don't know yours, but..."

He licked the fox's collarbone thinly, Hua Ji's whole body became hot, he twisted his body, rubbed against Shui Mu's bottom as if teasing and seductive, he raised his head and kissed Shui Mu's lips , also laughed.

"However, we still have a lot of time to get to know each other slowly, right?"

"That's right, our time is still long."

He met him in an accident, separated by billions of years, and finally walked into the world of both parties.

Hold your hand and grow old together.