Disqualification between tweets

In any case, the happy new year will pass, and the new season of labor is coming.

After the first lunar month, model workers such as Hong Yanmo immediately returned to work. He picked up the Jiujiu who were eating senbei and snacks in the kotatsu one by one, mopping the floor, and washing the dishes. In the new year, we must strive for new merits!

"Struggle Chirp!"

Hong Yanmo supported the stage with both hands, and delivered the last speech.The ordinary sparrows below promised loudly, each one seemed to have been injected with chicken blood, while in the corner, there were a few special Chirping Chirps who were weak and only opened their mouths without making a sound, trying to get away with it.

[Can we really do this? 】

Tong Mo expressed with his eyes that his eyelids seemed to be cramped due to too much force.

[Otherwise, what else do you want?Do you want to shout along? 】

Bai Lan also twitched her eyelids back to him.

[In a place like Yan Moting, if you touch any extraordinary words, you will really have to work hard. 】

Tong Mo took it for granted, and just as he continued to twitch his eyelids, and was about to reply a few more words, a shadow fell, and he turned his head stiffly one by one, Hong Yanmo looked at him expressionlessly.Osamu Dazai is squatting on the shoulder of the boss, giving full play to the advantages of an old yin and yang, and the yin and yang have a strange air.

"Oh, we're all in a quiet meeting. Just you two little sparrows doing something special. Do you really think this is a vegetable market? Or do you think this is your home? Boss, do you think it's chirping?"

Wow, Zaijiu is really scheming. Not only did he bring the boss here, but he also added "jiu" at the end of the sentence to increase his cuteness!So scheming!

And after the New Year's Day, the relationship between Da Zaijiu and Boss Hong obviously improved rapidly. Da Zaijiu clings to the boss everywhere, which makes other Jiu very upset.If it wasn't for the comfortable life and no need to work during the first month of the lunar year, tweets like Da Zaijiu would have been covered in sacks and beaten in the corner.

Although Da Zaijiu is very cute, Yan Que obviously has a firm and unshakable heart.He will knock on Jiujiu who is not motivated, and he will knock on Zaijiu.Don't think he forgot, Da Zaijiu's negative merit during the Chinese New Year shows that he really didn't do any work at all!

Make Jiu point out!

"Wait boss, I mopped the floor when I got up today!"

Just as she was about to be knocked, Bai Lanjiu suddenly chirped loudly.For a moment, even Dazai Osamu, who was on Hong Yanmo's shoulder, showed a surprised expression. He thought that he would be sure to harm the two colleagues today, but he didn't expect Bailan to make arrangements in advance.

No, it might just be a delaying strategy. He has to see the results of mopping the floor with his own eyes.

Hong Yanmo was also very reasonable, he knocked on Tongmo, and then went with Bai Lanjiu to see the floor he claimed he had mopped.Contrary to Benenma and Dazai Osamu's expectations, the floor has been mopped very clean.Bai Lan foresaw Dazai Osamu's reporting behavior like a prophet, and responded in advance.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his iris-colored eyes, he felt very strange.

"Good boy!" Hong Yanmo's expression softened, and he even rewarded Bai Lan with a half-day vacation, "Since the work has been done ahead of schedule, let's play, and I will give you pocket money!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Tong Mo: "...Hmm!"

Tong Mo really wanted pocket money and the boss's compliments, but except when he had to wash the dishes, he would still be paralyzed like other special Jiujiu. He felt that this kind of behavior of waking up early and actively cleaning unimaginable.

After Hong Yanmo rewarded Bai Lan, he turned around and began to educate Da Zaijiu.

"Other Jiujiu can do it, so can Dazaijiu." Hong Yanmo followed the temptation, "So, are you going to receive guests today, or to wipe the glass?"

Osamu Dazai responded with a particularly loud voice.

"Lie in the room... Chirp!"

Hong Yanmo ruthlessly dragged him to wipe the glass, and praised Bailan again before leaving.Bai Lanjiu's fluffy white feathers slowly fluffed up, and her little beak was hidden in the fluffy fur, and she went to rest happily with snacks.

Of course, what made him most happy was the fact that Osamu Dazai was deflated, hahaha he could laugh for a week!

The special tweets began to circulate among the tweets, Bai Lan changed her sex, Bai Lan became a labor model, and was praised by the red boss by putting her name on a small red flower on the publicity board.He seems to always be able to do all the things he should do well. In addition to his own tasks, he can also fulfill the tasks in Boss Hong's heart. He has already taken several vacations this month!Make Jiu jealous!

"Oh!"

Osamu Dazai patted the table, shaking the senbei stacked on it.The other Jiujiu were sitting or lying down, eating senbei from the table, each of them looked extremely salty, and could shake out three catties of salt with a shake.

"It can't go on like this!" Osamu Dazai said, and patted the table again, "Bai Lan is going too far now, relying on the boss's favor, lawlessness, and oppressing us!"

"I'm tweeting now, who was persecuted by Bai Lan?"

Tong Mo was the first to raise his hand. He was the babysitter arranged by Osamu Dazai. As long as he blinked, tears would flow from Qi Cai's eyes.

"Me! I have been hurt so deeply! I have been sued more than a dozen times this month!" He cried and said, "I could have been a little lazy, but Bai Lanjiu didn't know if it was a radar on his head or something. He will know if he is lazy, and then he will bring the boss to arrest me, woo woo woo!"

Dazai shook his head sighingly.

"How tragic... everyone! How tragic! Is there another one? Tell us his story!"

"Hahaha, unfortunately, I was caught once." San Riyue seemed to be quite open-minded, and she could even laugh, "It's amazing that I was found out after sneaking around in the fields for a while."

Zhou Fangzun also spoke abruptly.

"The safe places are no longer safe, and the cigarettes I hid were confiscated."

Shenwei was still smiling, but his mouth was extremely ruthless.

"Don't worry, I'll kill him tonight."

"How can you use violence?" Osamu Dazai shook his head and said, "I hid the electric baton and drugs in a hidden place, Kamui-sama, do you think you need them?"

Other tweets: "..."

Dazai Osamu is really a hidden chirp!

However, before they could plan how to deal with Bai Lanjiu, a little sparrow flew in and poked its head at the door.

"Da Zaijiu, the boss is looking for you, saying that you have privately hidden contraband Jiujiu."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Other tweets: "..."

What kind of suffering is this!Also, how did Bai Lan know? ! !

Osamu Dazai was forced to write a review, and Tong Mo was forced to write a review for him.While Tong Mo was biting his pen and writing his self-criticism, Osamu Dazai squatted on the window sill, staring at the scenery outside the window.

"I seem to have an idea..." He tweeted softly, "At first, I thought Bai Lan had the ability to predict the future, but now..."

He smiled.

"That kind of heaven-defying ability is really not easy to have. I forgot that Bailan had a special ability from the beginning. Now that she has experienced the New Year's Beginning, it seems..."

Tong Mo is not a brain powerist, he bit his pen while waiting for the result of Osamu Dazai's thinking.However, Osamu Dazai just shut up after finishing his last sentence, and went out quietly.

Tong Mo: "..."

Tong Mo: "Dazai Osamu, you heartless Jiujiu! I'm writing a review for you! Can't you tell me the results of your analysis? Director Jiu?"

No matter how noisy Tong Mo was, Osamu Dazai walked away without looking back. He thought about the solution, and finally smiled.

Is it a parallel world?It sounds like Bailan's home field, but it's not that there is no way to crack it.

He wanted Bai Lan to be clever but was mistaken by cleverness.

The parallel world is like building a tree, which has countless branches, and Bai Lan can just jump back and forth between these branches to obtain more information.

Yes, information.Bai Lan has been very sensitive to information from the very beginning, even Dazai Osamu, it is difficult to surpass him in intelligence.He originally thought that it was because Bai Lan's family was mainly engaged in intelligence that Bai Lan had such excellent qualities, but now it seems that it is because of this ability related to the parallel world.

If this ability is used properly, it is actually quite terrifying, but it is also a double-edged sword.Shuttle between parallel worlds for a long time, many events are mixed, and even frequent contact with many selves with different growth environments and experiences will make it difficult for the shuttler to distinguish which one is the real self.Once the real self is lost, the self is equivalent to dying, which is a particularly tactful way of death.

Osamu Dazai was sure that it was impossible for Ben Yanmo to condone this situation, but similarly, Bai Lan knew this too, and probably had already prepared for it.

Then, how to bypass Bailan's response and convey this information to Boss Hong is what Osamu Dazai needs to do.

With a flash of kite-colored eyes, Osamu Dazai had already thought of a countermeasure, and the first step was to make Bai Lan's mentality go wrong.

Tong Mo was immersed in writing the self-criticism, when he suddenly heard Bai Lan's voice, he was terrified!He wanted to hide the evidence, but Hong Yanmo had already approached him, looking down at what Tong Mo was writing, as if he understood something.

"Did Zaijiu ask you to write it for him?"

Tong Mo struggled a bit, and finally sold Jiuyou without hesitation to save his life.

"Yes……"

"What? Boss, what are you talking about? How did I hear my name?"

Osamu Dazai bounced over, holding a few pieces of letter paper in his claws.When he saw Hong Yanmo, he immediately handed over the letter happily.

"Boss! My review is finished, take a look!"

Bai Lan's pupils shrank. Among the many parallel worlds he saw, there was no situation where Osamu Dazai wrote his own review.The review was either written by Tong Mo or Sanriyue, and the current situation exceeded his expectations.

Hong Yanmo took over the review, his handwriting was a little distorted, but very elegant, a bit like Miriyue's ghostwriting, not quite like Dazaijiu's own writing.But he couldn't catch any obvious faults, so he simply turned a blind eye.

"Be careful next time, Chirp."

After Boss Hong left, Bai Lan squinted her snow-green eyes and looked at Osamu Dazai, skipping many considerations in her mind.

Something doesn't seem right.

What happened next confirmed his ominous premonition.Every time a small report is made, no matter which one is unlucky, Osamu Dazai will always appear in time and turn the tide. For three days in a row, no one was really caught by Boss Red!

If it goes on like this, just like the story of "Wolf is Coming", his small report will not be credible! Damn it!

Dazai ruled him... Wait!

"Think of Chirp?" Osamu Dazai stood at the other end of the corridor, walking slowly towards him step by step, and when he passed by, he let out a happy "Jiu".

"You are really good at obtaining information across parallel worlds, Bai Lanjiu, which I cannot do."

"However, I can hold on to the information in this world."

He gave Bai Lan a very friendly smile.

"Our two good friends, your information is my information. As long as I keep an eye on you, I can get information about a lot of parallel worlds!"

"Bai Lan Chiu, you are so kind, thank you Chiu!"

Bai Lan: "..."

Bai Lan twisted her small sharp mouth angrily.

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The author has something to say:

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Dazaijiu & Bailanjiu are fighting openly and secretly!

—for less work, snitches, and favors.

Compared with destroying the world or saving Yokohama, what is the purpose of this low end ORZ

There is only one Bailan and Yan Moting, because of some changes in ability after the new year's first attainment, I will explain later~

as well as!My column has a new avatar!Abnormal beauty!Go Kang!By the way, you can collect me~