Disqualification between tweets

The arrival of Bai Lan changed the scene from a monotonous cross talk to a passionate group cross talk.

The three chirp one scene, and it's the same when becoming a human. The three of them had a heated argument about Liudao Muku's hairstyle.

"I didn't mop the floor when I went out today, can't you have a companion who loves to let me mop the floor, Mr. Mu?"

"Ku Jiujiu, that's weird, can you mop the floor with pineapples?"

"That of yours is obviously not a pineapple, but a mop!"

"...There is only one reason for your failure, and that is my avatar mop!"

Osamu Dazai was so busy, he went to go along with this for a while, and praised that for a while, and he was a good hand to stir up the flames. Seeing that the two were about to fight on the spot, a voice suddenly came.

"Oh! You are all here!"

Yetu was holding an umbrella, and his hair was shaking, looking very happy.He was carrying an extremely huge package on his back, and he didn't know what was in it, it was bulging.He looked at the two people who were about to fight in the arena, and at Hong Yanmo who was holding the duck doll, and began to dig in the package, and took out one, two, three dolls.

"Boss, look at this bear! It's cute!"

"Boss, look at this rabbit! It's fluffy!"

"Boss, look at this whale! It's big!"

After Kamui took out the doll, he showed a bright smile.

"So throw that duck away."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "Boss, look at this majestic king. He eats too much. He is not small, not furry, and not cute. Just throw him away! Throw him to the bottom of this mountain!"

Under the mountain of gold is a rough sea, and there are countless terrifying sea monsters. Throwing a night rabbit down may produce many sashimi.

Hong Yanmo hugged the duck and silently watched their cross talk.Osamu Dazai keenly felt that his mood was abnormally low. Before he could ask carefully, Tong Mo had already rushed over from a distance, and hugged Hong Yanmo's leg with a sliding shovel.

"Boss! Why is there no fruit-flavored dishwashing liquid here!" He raised his hand, his fingertips trembling, "My hand...he can't control my hand!"

Hong Yanmo finally reacted, he was still holding the duck with one hand, and stroking Tong Mo's dog's head with the other.

"Make one yourself out of ice, bear with it for now."

Tong Mo was given a new idea. He planned to use his own ice to make a bunch of pots and pans, and then make a hollow detergent ice sculpture that can hold water. The kind that presses the water out, so that he can pretend to wash the dishes. up!

"Hahaha, let's get together like this, it's very good." Sanri Yue Zongjin also recovered his human form, and walked over with Zhou Fangzun.Yi Wozuo participated in a low-cost project before and got a low-cost one. He is picking out good-looking clothes on the other side.

Hong Yanmo still didn't say anything, even if he saw and smelled the faint smell of tobacco on Zhou Fangzun's body, he didn't say anything.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Fangzun just took a step forward when he saw Hong Yanmo looking at him with round red eyes, still holding a duck in his arms.So Zhou Fangzun stopped there, he was a little confused, so he asked directly.

"Afraid?"

This is what he felt intuitively. Hong Yanmo's state is very tense at this time. When he is moving forward, he even wants to retreat.Such an obviously evasive action should not have appeared on Hong Yanmo. Hong Yanmo should always be heroic, as if he has endless vitality to entertain guests from all directions... and so on.

Osamu Dazai watched this for a while, and already understood.He raised his hand to touch Hongyan Mo's shoulder, this move was not rejected, so his smile widened.

"Not afraid of me, boss."

"What? Afraid of you?" Tong Mo yelled angrily, "Dazai Osamu, you are dreaming! Boss, look at him! He..."

"It's not the boss chirp now." Hong Yanmo hugged the duck, and said every word seriously, "Red is not in business now."

Tong Mo got stuck for a moment, he was thinking, is the world destroyed, and there are times when Boss Hong is not open? !

Osamu Dazai wriggled his lips soundlessly, Bai Lan could understand lip language, and he read the shape of Osamu Dazai's lips.

【—— Tongue-cut sparrow. 】

Sparrows who have been hurt by humans will always remember the pain, and it is reasonable to have concerns about humans.Hong Yanmo used to be Boss Hong, Boss Hong was omnipotent, and Boss Hong was not afraid of anything, but now, Hong Yanmo, who is holding a duck doll, is temporarily out of business, and is just an ordinary little sparrow who has been hurt.

Zhou Fangzun seemed to have figured it out, he sighed helplessly, squatted down, and stretched out his hand to Hong Yanmo.

"There are good guys and bad guys in people, just like there are good sparrows and bad sparrows in sparrows."

"Going to play, Hong?"

Osamu Dazai gently pushed Kuen Yanmo's shoulder from behind, and said with a smile.

"Go, Hong, that's the Jiujiu you watched getting fat."

Red Yama: "..."

Zhou Fangzun: "..."

Not to mention getting fat, they can still be good friends.

Under that push, Hong Yanmo couldn't help but move forward, and he put his hand lightly on Zhou Fangzun's palm.The dark red-haired young man smiled faintly, and the two strands of broken hair on his forehead shook slightly. He stood up again, and walked out holding Hong Yanmo's hand.

"What do you want to play?"

His tone was calm and reliable, and his movements were not very fast. Hong Yanmo followed him, not very conscious.If he was asked to plan such an event, Hong Yanmo would have absolutely no problem, but participating as a guest is really rare.

Good-looking and cute, but still small.

Sanriyue couldn't hold back.

"Hahaha, His Royal Highness is really cute, can I give you a hug?"

Red Yama: "..."

Other chirp: "..."

Tong Mo yelled in horror.

"Run, Sanriyue! Did you forget that we are not human! The boss has no obstacles to us!"

Sanriyue: "..."

Tong Mo has always had a very clear understanding of himself, relying on his ability to recognize himself, he has escaped from death several times, even though he has always been at the bottom of the food chain, he has been persistently surviving.He watched San Riyue being knocked into a knife by the indifferent boss Hong, and carried it with his original saber, Qicai's eyes couldn't help but shed tears of sorrow from the ghost of the knife.

Miserable, so miserable.

Non-human alignment -1.

"Then do I count as a human?" Shenwei was not sure if he was considered a human being in Hong Yanmo's cognition, so he asked.After chasing the duck with his fork up, Liudao Mukuro glanced at him and said casually.

"Then try it."

Yetu, who had a relatively simple mind, tried it without hesitation, and almost died.

Non-human alignment -1.5.

"Didn't treat me as a human being." He concluded succinctly, with a scabbard bag on his head, "It seems that Boss Hong... Hong's definition of human beings is quite strict."

Yan Que looked at him coldly, small knives shot out of his eyes.

Bai Lan seized the opportunity and tried to scare Boss Hong, but Yetu pushed him down with one push, hitting his head on the ground.

"I'm still here, I'll kill you."

Bai Lan: "..."

Double standard!Serious double standards!If you have the ability to do it when he spreads his wings of flames!

With Yetu's deterrence, no one would dare to flirt with the closed boss Hong.Once again, Tong Mo clearly realized that he did not enjoy human treatment at all, so he quickly adjusted his mentality and even took the initiative to lead.

"Let's go play whack-a-tweet! It's like whack-a-mole!" he cheerfully suggested, before being swarmed and beaten.

"Let's play playing whack-a-mole! It's like whack-a-mole!" Osamu Dazai imitated him vividly, and tears flowed from Tong Mo Qicai's eyes. He shouldn't have made such a suggestion, and Boss Hong's eyes widened.

"Wait, we can really play with that." Bai Lan pondered for a while, he went to the booth first, and then came back with a mysterious smile, bending slightly in front of Hong Yanmo.

"Now go play that, trust me, it's going to be very motivating."

Then Hong Yanmo saw the low-headed Jiujiu who was about to be beaten, and all of them were painted as Dazaijiu's head!

Red Yama: "..."

You're right, he feels a little itchy right now.

"Why me?!" Osamu Dazai made a dissatisfied voice, "Jijiu has a share! Jiujiu has a share!"

He picked up a pen and quickly changed some of them into the heads of the plastic sister Prynne.It was like stabbing a hornet's nest, all the grievances and grievances of the past flooded into my heart, all the Jiujiu rolled up their sleeves, and poured all their grievances and resentments into the pen. for the most.

Osamu Dazai: "...Hey, why do I have 25?"

He has good eyesight, and he can tell how many selves there are at a glance. This number accounts for more than half of all Jiujiu.The one with the least number is Zunjiu, who didn't participate in the retaliatory alteration just now, and has been holding Hong Yanmo's hand steadily.

"Ku Jiujiu, of course it's because you hate Jiujiu." Liudaomu sneered, "Moreover, it's not 25, but [-]!"

He lifted the illusion, and the heads of the remaining five Dazaijiu were also exposed, completely occupying an overwhelming advantage.In order for Boss Hong to participate in this entertainment without any scruples, all Jiujiu proposed to let Liu Daoku perform a few rounds of demonstration first.

After all, Rokudo Mukuro is really good at weapons with handles, including but not limited to forks, hammers, etc.

Liu Daoku shook the hammer, looking very professional.The stall owner who dared not speak out started the machine, and the Jiujiu came up one after another. Liudaokui's eyes sharpened, and he raised a hammer and hit one of Jiujiu's head.

"eighty!"

Dazai Osamu suddenly shouted from the side, and the second hammer fell immediately, and he seamlessly connected.

"eighty!"

The third hammer, Liu Dao Mu, swung directly at him. The hammer danced vigorously, and Liu Dao Mu chased after Dazai Zhi Hammer like chasing a cat in a melon field.

"I'll make you eighty! I'll make you eighty!"

Osamu Dazai pulled his throat.

"Eighty hammers and forty small hammers!"

"Ku Jiu, don't want money, I'll blow your head off!"

The two of them chased and fled away, and the other hammer was handed to Hong Yanmo.Hong Yanmo looked at the ups and downs of Jiujiu in the pit, feeling a little unbearable and hesitant. Seeing this, Bailan next to him took out a small player.

It seems to be the one that Osamu Dazai used to put Heijiu and carry the coffin for Tong Mo before.

"I don't work—"

The player gave out Osamu Dazai's voice, with ups and downs.

"I can't work—"

Red Yama: "..."

He angrily hammered off all Da Zai Jiu's tweets.

Accompanied by Jiujiu, Boss Hong had a very pleasant time. Finally, they came to the shrine and had to ring the bell to pray for a safe and happy new year.

"The harder you shake, the more blessings you will have."

The witch said with a smile.

Tweeters: "..."

Oh shit, it looks like you don't know anything about power!

"I'll do it!" The time to transform back into a human was coming to an end, Kamui decided to exert a little bit of residual heat, he grabbed the thick rope, and Yotu's strange power was exerted——

"Kang-dang--"

He shook the bell abruptly, and the bell hit Dazai Osamu's face precisely!

Witch: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Jiujiu!" Hong Yanmo couldn't help covering his mouth with his sleeve and laughed, his rouge red pupils were full of relaxed smiles, "Jiujiu!"

This year's New Year's Day, he had a very happy time. There were people by his side, and some people were making him happy, which was unprecedented.Just like the magic at midnight, when the time comes, the Jiujiu will become Jiujiu again, surrounded by the three-color wings of Boss Red.

"thanks……"

Hong Yan Mo smiled with tears in his eyes.

"Red this year, really happy chirp!"

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The author has something to say:

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It's the last time we got together, I couldn't help but write a little noisy, and I'm very happy~

From the next chapter, Jiujiu will return to the original world one by one with their merits, to change some regrets. Of course, Boss Hong will also go to the related world, so don’t worry~

Ku Luoluo arranged, you may not guess his occupational disease hahaha!