Disqualification between tweets

For a long time, Osamu Dazai was in a state of relative standby.

When Jiu is much better than being a human being, Yan Moting, who is eternally happy, and its strong tolerance can accommodate all existences that have no problems or problems, no one will ask about the past, no one will say tomorrow, only live in the "present" That's all.When we met, we only asked "Did you eat?" "How did you sleep?" When we parted, we only said "See you tomorrow" and "Let's eat worms next time."

The fairy tales woven by the sparrows depend on the meticulous maintenance of Boss Hong. Of course, there are many ghosts and gods who come here as guests, but they are actually quietly protecting the place.

All of this made Osamu Dazai very curious about the past of Ben Enma as the boss. It must have been an extremely gentle past that made Ben Enma have such a frank and positive character. He is a flower of the sun and a bird of the sun. .Osamu Dazai has been a little more willing to listen to fairy tales recently, and just in time for an opportunity, he asked bluntly.

"Who is your benefactor?" he asked, with a slight smile.

Although I said that he might not know him, but there is no loss in asking, and it would be good to tease Boss Hong in the future.

"...Benefactor Jiu?"

Yan Que of Tricolor Feather didn't seem quite sober, and repeated his words with misty eyes.

"Yes, your benefactor." Osamu Dazai prolonged his tone deliberately, smiling, "I want to hear the story of the sparrow repaying a favor, so Boss Hong will tell you."

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the cigarette stick on the side, picked it up immediately, and decided to refill it for Boss Hong, so as not to wake up in the middle of the speech, which would kill him.However, it was probably because his intentions were revealed too clearly, which made the sparrow, who was a swordsman, aware of something. The familiar two-combo attack came again, and Osamu Dazai fell to the ground, almost being beaten back to sparrow form.

Isn't it a dead end today... Osamu Dazai lay on the ground thinking, Boss Hong was more vigilant than he thought.

"I just want to hear the story of the sparrow repaying kindness..." He muttered softly, "That kind of very tacky..."

Suddenly there was no sound from above.

Osamu Dazai raised his head, two drops of crystal clear tears fell on his face.

He paused, and slowly propped up his body, the smile on his face before became a little helpless.

"This is really... I heard that some people will cry when they are drunk... So it is the same when they are drunk..."

"It's not good...do you want to serve the boss a bowl of hangover soup..."

He is very good at coaxing a crying woman, as long as he knows where the other party is crying, it usually revolves around "love or not", "care or not", "do you remember the anniversary", "do you see other people"... But Boss Hong To the point of crying, Osamu Dazai can only think of one turnover at the moment.

Could it be that Yan Moting is about to go bankrupt?

While thinking aimlessly like this, Osamu Dazai raised his hand and stroked Boss Red's red hair.

Soft and slippery.

When Boss Hong was a sparrow, he must have been a sparrow with beautiful feathers. Of course, such a sparrow would be rescued by others. Even if he wants to throw himself into the river because he has nothing to do every day, he will probably think about saving the sparrow before throwing himself into the river.

"...I can't remember clearly." Ben Yanmo's voice finally sounded again, and Dazai Osamu paused for a moment while stroking the red-haired hand, and then resumed his smile.

"Is it too long? After all, ghosts and gods can live for thousands of years at once..."

"Red... died once..."

This time, the hand stroking the red hair stopped completely.

"So... I can't remember clearly..."

The next thing was the small chirping and cooing of sparrows, and then all the sounds disappeared, and Osamu Dazai heard the sound of even breathing.Yan Que of Tricolor Feather rested her head on his shoulder and fell asleep, because of the mistake of tobacco leaves, it was one thing to get drunk, but on the other hand, I am afraid that she was really tired because of the recent hard work.

The hand stroking the red hair moved again after a period of pause, probably because it was really comfortable to be touched, and Hong Yanmo fell into a deeper sleep.

"This is really..." Osamu Dazai lowered his iris-colored eyes, he never thought that he would ask such a thing tonight, if he had known earlier, he would never have opened his mouth.

Do ghosts and gods die too...

Osamu Dazai maintained this position for a long time, his body was slightly stiff.A ray of morning light gradually seeped into the open window. It was dawn, and there were gradually sounds from all around. The morning wind mixed with the rain from last night poured in. He slightly moved his stiff shoulders and neck, and stood up holding Hong Yanmo.

"Hey!" He didn't forget to poke, and made a gesture of trying to throw Boss Hong out, but he didn't let go of his hand.

Yan Que of Tricolor Feather was still deeply asleep.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Yan Moting's schedule, he remembered it very well, and his body should last for a while, so he decided to send the boss back to the room on the top floor.

"The boss wants to thank me..." As he said this, he bypassed the sparrows that got up to work in twos and threes, deftly walked through the intricate interior of the Yan Mo Pavilion, and reached the top floor without disturbing any chirp.Standing at the door, he was about to open the door when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

The time to become human seems to be over.

As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, he felt his vision suddenly decrease, turning back to a fist-sized chirp, and the red boss in his arms also slammed his forehead on the floor with a "boom".

Osamu Dazai: "...Hey!"

If you don't act, you will die!He looked left and right, it was very good, there would be no witnesses around, so he did not hesitate to put his head under the body of the red boss who was knocked on the floor. After entering it, it was immediately crushed into chirp cakes.

Osamu Dazai was about to vomit his soul, but he did not forget to shout tremblingly: "Boss chirp...wake up chirp...dead chirp..."

The chirping call made Hong Yanmo move in a half-dream and half-awake state. He felt that the place where he was lying was cold, his head hurt, and his limbs were still very stiff.He barely opened his eyes, and as soon as he moved his body, he heard a "chirp" cry from under him. After he moved away completely, Hong Yanmo saw on the ground——

A piece of chirp cake.

"Dazai Chirp!" Hong Yan Mo turned pale with shock, "Why are you chirping here? How did I overwhelm you?"

Dazai Osamu was possessed by a playful spirit, and said weakly: "I saw the boss staggering over and almost fell down. Jiu wanted to support the boss, but he still fell..."

"Boss... did you fall somewhere..."

Hong Yanmo touched his forehead, where a bag had already bulged.But Da Zaijiu moved him so much, so he ignored the bag, and lifted him off the ground with great apology.

"Sorry Chiu, maybe I took the wrong tobacco leaves last night, I was a little drunk, and when I wanted to go back to the room, I just fell and crushed you."

What a chirp!Regardless of the danger, come to help the boss!

"What do you want to eat? Or don't work today, take a good rest." Boss Hong felt guilty, and naturally spoke softly, and directly took the duty watch, and adjusted Dazai Osamu's work today.

"Take a good rest in your room today, and I'll cook crab meat for you in the kitchen."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

That's great too! ! !

Hong Yanmo kept his word, and personally sent him back to the cubicle, and took a lot of snacks as compensation.After finishing all this, he looked back at Da Zaijiu, who was happy in the cubicle, and took out his pocket watch to look at it.

……Huh?Did Zaijiu get up a little early today?

Osamu Dazai enjoyed the treatment of an emperor today. Not only did he not have to work, but he also swallowed a whole can of crab meat all by himself.In the end, I was still not satisfied, so I dragged half a can of crabs to watch Biejiu work, and made sarcastic remarks by the way (emphasis).

"Ah-ah--" He stood on the ridge of the field, holding up the small umbrella of Shenwei he had stolen, and drew his voice exaggeratedly, "Is this watering--"

Zunjiu was wearing a straw hat, and passed by in a small car. Hearing this, he glanced at him, and turned his head away disinterestedly.

Dazai Zhiji didn't give up, he was about to jump to Zhou Fangzun's side, sighing.

"Alas... such a hot weather..."

"Give way." Zhou Fangzun said lightly.

No!He wants to share his happiness!

"I still have to work in such hot weather... miserable... too miserable..." Osamu Dazai sighed twice.

Zhou Fangzun looked at him quietly, and slowly pressed a button.

The watering cans on both sides of the cart started to spray water, drenching Osamu Dazai all over.

"Rang Rang, I'm going to water the ground." Zhou Fangzun quietly finished the second half of the sentence, and with the sound of the car "chug chug", he and the car gradually disappeared into the depths of the vegetable field.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This obviously didn't affect Osamu Dazai's determination to spread happiness(?) everywhere. He wiped off the water on his body on the clean white sheets that nobody knew to dry outside, and ran to the kitchen happily. It was still a physical attack, Osamu Dazai cautiously poked his head to confirm the situation.

In front of the huge circular chopping board, Shenweijiu tied a kitchen knife to each of his wings, facing the pork belly on the chopping board for a while——

"Ha - da da da da da da da!!!"

Osamu Dazai... Osamu Dazai retracted his head silently.

Goodbye, Kamui Chiu, he is going to find another Joyful Joy.

He hadn't forgotten that he was holding the small umbrella that Kamui Chiu had stolen in his hand.

The safest object of happiness is in another kitchen. Osamu Dazai proudly brags about it for half an hour while holding a small umbrella. Tong Mo looks at him with tears in his eyes while washing the dishes.

"It's so good...so good..."

Tong Mo tried his best to cooperate in the role, and at the end, Ai Ai asked a question.

"Look, I am so cheering, we are good friends, right?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "...vomit."

Tong Mo's glass heart cracked again!

While Osamu Dazai was looking for joy everywhere, Rokudokuku stood on the stairs with his new fork on his hips, looking at the white sheets floating in the courtyard.The shape of the new fork is still the size of a fruit fork, but according to Hong Yanmo, the fork is specially made, using materials only available in the world of ghosts and gods. It is not only very light, but also stretchable.

So Liu Dao Mu was sent to dry the sheets today.

Six Paths: "..."

He wants to see what else Yan Moting can do with his fork!

After drying all the sheets assigned to him with a fork, Liudaomu actually felt a little bit of satisfaction strangely. He stood there with his hips on his hips, the courtyard and the wind blowing, bringing the fresh fragrance of laundry detergent, and Liudaomu's fluff slowly Puffed up, he felt more comfortable now.

However, he suddenly saw that a piece of bed sheet was dirty.

Liudao Mu moved in front of the sheet, frowning and staring at the stains on the sheet.This stain is very characteristic, the lower part is Chiu Chiu, the upper part is a small umbrella, the whole looks like Chiu Chiu holding a small umbrella... It's Kamui Chiu!

The stain was even on both sides of the sheets, one front and one back.Liudao Mu could already imagine how the other party rolled in the water, ran a few steps and threw himself on the sheet, then spun around happily, and then wiped his back on the other side with a "slap", it was too deceitful !

He needs to rewash this sheet!

Liu Daoku went upstairs to negotiate with Shenwei. Shenwei had already finished chopping the meat, but the knife hadn't been removed yet. When he heard the sound and turned around, he looked very ferocious.

"Ku Jiu Jiu Jiu Jiu, do you have any objections to me, little rabbit?" Liu Dao Mu sneered.

Shenwei was a bit inexplicable, but he was never afraid of fighting, and he sneered back when he heard the words.

"What's wrong? The mop head."

The two chirps started fighting in a second, from upstairs to downstairs.Liudao Mu's body skills are not as good as Shenwei, but he has illusion skills as a support, and the physically strong Yetu is quite good at illusion skills.

They were hitting each other, and at a certain second, the two stopped neatly.

A chirping "Da Da Da" with a small umbrella jumped past them, with black feathers and sand-colored feathers, and several bandages wrapped around its body.Noticing the gazes of the two, Da Zaijiu turned his head back, feeling reserved and happy.

"I don't work today oh oh oh oh!"

Considering the kitchen knife in his hand and the fork in Liudao Mukuro's hand, this is already his happiness after restraining himself!After he was happy, he stopped as soon as he saw it, and began to "swish" and run away in a straight line.

Kamui narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly.

"Steal my little umbrella...I must see him in the soup pot tonight."

"Ku Jiu Jiu Jiu, Lord Shenwei, let me go."

Liu Dao Mu raised his fork, and the tip of the fork reflected a cold light.

Let you escape in a straight line!

Osamu Dazai's happy day was over. When Tong Mo came to eat with his rice bowl in his hands, he saw Kamui Jiu squatting on an upside-down soup bowl. The soup bowl was still vibrating, as if something was about to escape from it.

"Tong Mo, you came just in time." Shenwei raised his voice, "Did Osamu Dazai do something bad with you today? Just tell us, and we will gather together and make a small report."

Every jiujiu here is fine with snitching!

Tong Mo suddenly burst into tears.

"I wanted to be good friends with Da Zaijiu, but he vomited!" He cried more and more sadly, "We are obviously a group of good friends!"

Kamui: "..."

Six Paths: "..."

Zhou Fangzun: "..."

"Let's let Da Zaijiu go, he deserves it."

"Kujiu, yes."

"Chirp."

Tong Mo felt that his world had collapsed!

"...Wait a minute, Chirp." A voice suddenly sounded, it was Hong Yan Mo.The sparrow with the knife rested his hand on the handle of the knife, and walked in with a blank expression, with... two bags on his head.

The struggle under the soup bowl intensified.

"In the morning, I felt that the time was not right." Hong Yanmo took out his pocket watch, "How could Da Zaijiu wake up at that time and meet me at the door of my room."

"I couldn't help trying to recall what happened last night, and finally recalled a 'god-like slacker', which already explains the problem Chirp!"

The struggle under the soup bowl gradually stopped, as if he had already lay down and died.

"Plus, I tested it myself, the bag that will be produced after falling." Hong Yanmo touched his head and became angry, "It is impossible for Hong to drop that bag by himself! Didn't hit Chirp!"

"Da Zaijiu! You have to pay for lying!"

The angry Boss Hong drew out his scabbard, but there was silence under the soup bowl.Suddenly, with a thought in Hong Yanmo's mind, a black shadow fell from the scabbard, but it landed on a small umbrella, and another black shadow was rushing out of the Yan Mo Pavilion at high speed——

Because I can't fly, I still use running.

"Think you can escape Chiu?" Hong Yanmo pressed his sword, "Don't even think about running away!"

Kamui Chiu and Tong Mojiu stepped on and pushed open the soup bowl cooperatively, only to find that Osamu Dazai had dug a hole in the wooden table.

"..."

In order to escape from Boss Hong's hands, he was desperate, Da Zaijiu.

Osamu Dazai's escape route was quite clear, he rushed straight to the glowing door of Yan Moting where he could communicate with the outside world, and his two claws almost ran into hot wheels.He knew very well that Boss Hong didn't go after him with all his strength, he just chased him for a few laps, or chased him directly to the fast food restaurant. This was Boss Hong's unique tolerance.He was also very cooperative, slamming headfirst into the glowing door.

Hong Yanmo's face changed, he thought that Da Zaijiu would run around Yan Moting, but he didn't expect him to choose this path.

"Wait Chirp! That's been debugging for the past two days!"

Because Hong Yanmo plans to handle the branch business over Wanwu, the sparrows are also actively preparing for related matters.The most important thing is to build the passage between Yan Moting and Wanwu. Because Boss Hong usually stays at the headquarters at night, it is usually arranged at this time. For the rest of the time, especially during the day, he still maintains contact with the fast food restaurant.

Osamu Dazai heard the voice of Ben Yanmo, but he couldn't control his legs running like hot wheels.

A steel fork suddenly protruded from the slanting stab, and it stretched so long that it directly blocked Da Zaijiu, who was unable to brake in time.Under the strong inertia, Osamu Dazai was almost strangled by the steel fork protruding from his stomach to spit milk, and he managed to hang on, drooping his head limply, like a glutinous rice ball that was about to be cut off in the middle.

It was relatively easy for Hong Yanmo to brake suddenly. He flipped lightly in the air and landed on the door frame of this door, heaving a long sigh of relief.

"Hujiu, it's okay, the contact is not stable now, if you enter rashly, you may be teleported to the battlefield." After he was relieved, he praised Liudaoku highly.

"Skeletal chirp! The fork is very good chirp!"

Six Paths: "..."

He's in a bit of a mixed mood right now.

But after all, being praised makes Jiu happy. He laughed "Ku Jiu Jiu Jiu" a few times, and was about to move the fork to shake off the Da Zai Jiu that was hanging on it and looked like glutinous rice balls... Wait!This glutinous rice ball seems to be leaning forward? !

Under the gaze of the two Jiu, Da Zai Jiu slowly leaned forward and slid into the door.

Six Paths: "..."

Red Yama: "..."

Chirp! ! !

"My good friend Jiu!" Tong Mobiao burst into tears, "Shenwei Jiu, why did you vomit... No! Boss! Save Jiu! Save Jiu!"

"Calm down!" Hong Yanmo remained calm, "I'll go in and look for it right away, but the door is unstable during the debugging period, and it may not be the same as Da Zaijiu."

He looked up, and Zhou Fangzun nodded slightly to him, which meant that he would be optimistic about the store.

"For the time being, I will leave to you guys for the matter in the store. I will come back to Jiu through the channel of the Government of Time when I find Dazai Jiu!"

He is a top swordsman, and he doesn't need too much preparation at all, even on the battlefield where the retrograde army is rampant, he can feel like a fish in water.But Da Zaijiu is different, he just only chirps, and he doesn't have a strong force value like Shenwei Jiu, and it is said that the retrograde army is better at using cold weapons.

Find it quickly!

Hong Yanmo's eyes sank slightly, he pressed the sword with one hand, and entered the door without hesitation.

Liudaokuo retracted the steel fork to its original length without making a sound, and the other chirps were silent, but Boss Hong really meant each chirp sincerely.

"Let's break up first." Zhou Fangzun said, "We can also let other sparrows contact Shizhi's government to find them together, but at present, the relationship between Shizhi's government and Yan Moting is really not good."

Although the words were calm, there was a crimson fire on his body, showing that his mood was not so stable.

"Then I'll go to the branch over there according to the original plan." Shenwei said, "Although that guy Dazai Osamu is gone, but... Dazai Osamu???"

Behind the glowing door, a Jiujiu came out, one wing was still rubbing its belly, it was really almost strangled just now.

"I suspect Mujiu is avenging public affairs!" He said super loudly, trying to sue Boss Hong, "Boss, are you right?"

No one responded, Osamu Dazai realized that something was wrong and blinked.

"Where's the boss?"

The other Jiujiu looked at him expressionlessly.

"Why did you come out?" Liu Dao Mu asked, extremely puzzled.

"Jiujiu, good luck, I saw that the door didn't disappear, it was just flashing, so I quickly rolled in." He looked down at his dirty feathers, "It seems to be a battlefield over there, I heard There's a shout of killing... Where's the boss?"

He asked again, and then, as if he didn't need to answer, he opened his iris eyes wide and turned to look at the door immediately.

"I came out, the boss went in?!"

***

Bai Lan didn't let his subordinates follow, and skillfully used the blind stick to arrive at Yan Moting.

The 24-hour fast food restaurant is almost always occupied, and Boss Hong's business has always been booming.Bai Lan sat down, ordered a cup of hot drink, and then began to soak marshmallows in the poor cup of milk tea.

He remembered that Boss Hong had the habit of patrolling the store before going to bed, so he would come here at this time, so as to restore his eyesight and meet Boss Hong.

Now he has more and more doubts about his practice of occupying Bai Lan's body in this world.It is true that he is very capable, and he can live well in this world. Those family strife and alliances are not difficult for him, especially since he has the power to consciously travel through parallel worlds.

Recently, because of boredom, he also traveled through many worlds diligently, and came to a conclusion.

The white-haired youth slowly lowered his snow-blue eyes.

Among the thousands of worlds, he is the only one favored by ghosts and gods.

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