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Late at night, cliff, one fork and one chirp.

Liu Daoku held a fruit fork and walked forward with a cold face, kicking away the stones blocking the way, kicking away the insects blocking the way, and the chrysanthemums blocking the way...why is there a chrysanthemum? !

He exchanged a glance with the pair of bright yellow animal pupils. For ordinary Jiujiu, this is already a very terrifying large beast. If he encounters it, he may lose his life. "Laughed.

However, Liu Dao Mu is not in the mood to laugh now, and Liu Dao Mu coldly raised the fruit fork——

It made this one scurry all over the ground!

Yun's cry resounded throughout the melon field, and the other Yun who were looking into the melon field fell silent, and the timid ones even ran away with their tails between their legs.

It's terrible, the red boss sent Jiujiu to guard the melon field again, and he also brought a steel fork, how can he live without eating melons.

Liudaoshou finished the piercing, and sat down on the ridge of the field. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a big round dark green melon. It looked very sweet at first glance, and it happened that he was a little thirsty too.So he cut off the stem with a fork, because the fork is not suitable for opening melons, Liudaokuo lifted the melon, intending to break it and eat it.

Before falling, he really hesitated.

The reason why he was sentenced to reform through labor was that he ordered Yan Moting’s takeaway overlord meal, and was punished by heaven to become a jiu. In addition, the time he should have spent in the Avengers Prison was estimated to be almost ten years. The specific things are red Yan Mo He has been told all about it.But how could Liu Dao Mu be willing to stay honestly for several years?Even if he is soaking in the water dungeon of the Avengers Prison, he will find a way to escape!

However, Yan Moting is indeed different from the Avengers Prison. He usually has a lot of free time, as well as study classes, and various ways to obtain knowledge and information...

But!Why do housework!

Liudaokui dropped the melon with a "slap", and then gnawed on a piece, while gnawing, while being alert to the movement around him.A golden full moon hangs in the deep blue sky, and above the boundless melon fields, he is the only one eating melons alone.After eating the melon, the indigo Jiujiu wiped his mouth, and continued to march forward with pride.

After becoming Chiu, the whole world becomes very large, and even with flying, it moves very slowly.Liudaokuo tried his best to fly forward, flew all night, found a tree hole and got into it, taking his fruit fork with him.

He was still pretty sure at this point that he would be able to escape.

Because he knew that Hong Yanmo would open a shop at night, he probably didn't have time to come to him, so Liu Dao Mu stayed out at night and didn't leave until the next night.It was another night of arduous trek. During the break, he found a radish field and ate two radishes.

At this time, Liu Daoku had faintly felt that something was wrong, Jiujiu's footsteps were not fast, how did Yan Moting's vegetable fields spread to such a far place?

He suppressed the vague muttering in his heart, and still came out at night. On the third day, both sides of the road were full of tomatoes, and a few small baskets were placed on a certain field ridge, obviously someone often came to pick vegetables.

Six Paths: "..."

In the next few days, eggplants, cucumbers, grapes, greenhouses, fruit trees all over the mountains... These things gave Liu Daoku a strong feeling, and he ran hard for several days, but ended up in the vegetable field of Yan Moting spin around?

Five days later, Liudaoku finally walked out of the vegetable field, and what he saw in front of him was...a flower field.

It is also grown by Yan Moting!There is also a sign next to it!

This is also outrageous!

This time, after a night of rapid march, Liu Daoku did not rush to rest, but waited until the time when Yan Moting usually went to work.He stared at the field full of hydrangeas without blinking his eyes. Suddenly, he saw a white light on a spot on the ridge of the field, and a dark wine-red chirp flew out with a small watering can. After eating breakfast, he looked plump.

Sleeping in the open for five days and five nights, Liudaoku: "..."

"Huh?" Zhou Fangzun also spotted him, and after a few glances, he turned back disinterestedly, and just said casually, "It's pretty fast, I got here in five days, I've been on my way."

It's not as fast as you!Just in a flash, from Yan Moting to here!

Liu Dao Mu felt that he seemed to have a blind spot.

"Ku Jiu, didn't Boss Hong come to see me?" He asked cautiously, and what answered him was Zhou Fangzun's inexplicable eyes.

"You came to strike in the vegetable field, and it's not far away, why did you come to find you?"

"..."

"The thing that makes you come here in a flash is..."

"The teleportation magic circle accurately locates every field." It seems to be too miserable, Zhou Fangzun, who is as lazy as he is, explained a few more words, "Take care of the flower fields is very easy work, so I will do it occasionally .”

Liu Dao Mu was silent for a while, before opening his mouth with difficulty.

"Why didn't you tell me there was a teleportation before?"

Zhou Fangzun raised his eyes, "It's strange, don't you want to escape Yan Moting? Why do you need to go through the magic circle? If you use the magic circle, you can only come to such a vegetable field."

Has been running wildly in the vegetable field Liudaoku: "..."

He especially does not give up.

"But Tong Mo said, come out through the back door..."

Probably talking really lazy, Zhou Fangzun gave a "tsk", but still answered him.

"That's right, through the entire vegetable field, you can reach the edge of Yan Mo Pavilion, where there is a continuous cliff." He showed a look of reminiscence, "Back then Kuroro directly bewitched a few gods and guests to take him It took about a few days to go there, and the gods were exhausted from running, but they were captured on the spot and hung upside down on the cliff."

Six Paths: "..."

He now takes a very pessimistic view of escape.

After talking so much, Zhou Fangzun shut up and didn't intend to continue.He took out a small watering can from the aperture, and then dragged out a small car with four wheels, which was exactly the size for Jiujiu and Jijiu to ride on.

Obviously, he has done this kind of work many times. He skillfully installed two watering cans on the left and right sides of the car, and then sat on the car to start the car.The watering can started to spray water to irrigate the plants on both sides. He drove the car just like that, sprinkling water while moving forward, and gradually disappeared into the flower field.

Six Paths: "..."

***

Liu Dao Mu decided to take a long-term view.

He returned to Yan Mo Pavilion with his fruit fork, and went to the top floor to meet Boss Hong. At first, he was a little worried about whether Hong Yan Mo would care about his late night escape, but Hong Yan Mo behaved quite indifferently.

As far as Boss Hong is concerned, as long as he doesn't run to that cliff, he can't call him an escape.

It can only be called wandering in the vegetable field.

"Jijiu, you have been absent from work for five days, Jiu." Boss Hong took out his duty watch, and there were red crosses in the grid representing Liudaokui, "While wandering in the vegetable field, I ate a melon, two A radish, half a catty of strawberries..."

Boss Hong counted them one by one, and finally made a total.

"Everything will be converted and added to the sentence."

Liu Dao Mu has no time to take care of this, his only feeling now is hunger!

"Boss Hong!" He hugged Hong Yanmo's hand holding the pen with a "snap", holding back tears from his eyes, "I'm so hungry!"

Hong Yanmo, who was holding a notebook to settle accounts with him: "..."

A quarter of an hour later, Liu Dao Mu buried himself in his rice bowl and ate fried rice, Hong Yan Mo looked helpless.

"Walk around and hang out, at least come back for dinner."

"..."

He really escaped!real!

"By the way, your partner, Yan Moting has settled here." Hong Yanmo became more interested when he mentioned this, "Human beings should go to school at this age, and Hei Yao Middle School teaches The quality and atmosphere are too bad, so I ask Mr. Skylark to allow them to enter and read."

Liu Dao Mu's hands suddenly stopped, trembling slightly.

What a human suffering it is to read under Hibari Kyoya's eyes!

"Although it's only been a few days, it seems that you have completed your studies!" Hong Yanmo became more and more happy, reaching out to rummage in the drawer, "I even wrote a letter to Mujiu!"

Liu Daoku had already finished the bowl of rice, took the envelope and opened it, and all he saw was messy bloody handwriting.

【Help!Help!Help! 】

[Why do people learn mathematics? ! 】

[Master Mukuro, help me! 】

Liu Daoku silently folded the blood book.

"Also, I have also considered your work issue." Hong Yanmo took the duty form, "Do you really don't want to mop the floor? Mujiu is very talented."

"I don't want to!" Liudao Mukuro said firmly, "Any other job is fine!"

He planned to stabilize the other party first, slowly understand the relevant information of Yan Moting, and then consider the matter of fleeing. The complexity and magic of Yan Moting far exceeded his imagination.Moreover, he is not without any help here, contacting more wonderful worlds and ghosts and gods is of great help to his illusion.

Hong Yanmo pondered for a moment, and glanced at the fruit fork that Mujiu never left his hand.

"Then, let's take a look at Guadajiu in the headquarters for a few days, and I'll transfer you to the fast food restaurant in a few days, so you'll be a permanent resident from now on."

Okay, it's a good arrangement... Wait!melon field?

"Yes Chiu, on the first day you left, Chiu Chiu said that you were going to go to Guadai Cixi."

Six Paths: "..."

He wanted to run again, really.

Mujiu flapped his little wings and flew away. It was said that he was going to the kitchen to eat some desserts, such as chocolate cake.These small snacks are always kept by Yan Moting, and they can be eaten in the big kitchen anytime.Hong Yanmo watched him leave, and then wrote down Kui Chiu's name in the "Melon Field" column of the duty table. At this time, a sparrow accountant came in a hurry.

"Boss," the accountant lowered his voice, "the store over there at Wanwu is making trouble again."

At the mention of this, Hong Yan Mo became a little angry.Wanwu is a commercial street under the jurisdiction of the Shizhi government. There are many foreign ghosts and spirits staying there. The usual turnover and merit value are very good, so it is a relatively important stronghold with a permanent sign.The main mission of the Government of Time is to counter the retrograde army that tries to distort history and maintain the healthy development of history. They have the technology of summoning swords to pay the gods, and they are quite influential in the cracks of time and space.

Yan Moting used to have a long honeymoon period with the government of the time, and the two sides reached many win-win cooperations, but with the retirement of the previous high-level executive, the situation is getting worse and worse.The current high-level government violated some contracts and squeezed Yan Moting's profit margins. Out of respect for these historical defenders, Yan Moting made some profit concessions, but the other party intensified, repeatedly demanding, and couldn't get enough. look.

"I know Chirp, I will go there in person in these two days." Hong Yanmo was very calm, and asked instead, "Have all the three concessions that were secretly promised to the Government of Time have been consumed now?"

In some cases, in order to support a more noble goal, Yan Moting will make a profit, but there is still a limit on the number of times.They are going to open a store, not to do charity. For real charity, Yan Moting has a special organization, which is very different from normal business.

"Jiu was all consumed."

"Well, I don't need to be polite." Hong Yanmo stood up, his eyes sharp, "Stay in the store, check the warehouse in advance, and withdraw all staff from Jiu if necessary."

"Since you can't make a profit, why stick to one place, prepare for the worst, and contact each branch in advance to prepare to eat the inventory!"

"Yes, boss!"

"By the way." Red Yan Mo suddenly thought of something, first passed the idea in his mind a few times, and then spoke again after confirming that it was feasible, "I plan to send Dazai Jiu and Shenwei Jiu over here, you should be careful. Hold the situation."

The sparrow was shocked.

"Send Dazai Jiu? Boss! You finally plan to tear your face apart completely?!"

Red Yama: "..."

What kind of image does Dazai Jiu look like in your eyes!

"There is indeed a consideration of angering the other party, so let Shenweijiu go together, it is regarded as a layer of insurance." Hong Yanmo sighed, "The cooperation was so good before, who knows that the current Government of Time will become like this Zijiu."

The sparrow also sighed.

"Also, when conveying the notice to Da Zaijiu, add one more word, otherwise he will definitely not go."

Hong Yanmo lowered his eyes slightly.

"Just say—"

"This job will not increase your merits, so feel free to accept Chiu."

The sparrow faithfully conveyed the boss's words to the two. This kind of field power has been shown a few times, which is very interesting, so he readily accepted it.Osamu Dazai deliberately refused, but Sparrow said immediately.

"Boss Hong said that this job will not increase merit, please accept it with confidence."

Osamu Dazai paused, and after a while, he slowly puffed his feathers.

"Oh," he laughed, "Jiu was discovered by the boss."

Osamu Dazai accepted the task and set off only tomorrow, wandering through the promenade of Yan Moting with nothing to do.He still can't fly now, and when he travels, he must either let Boss Hong take him with him, or jump up and down on the ground by himself. He is really an unqualified Chirp.

He bounced and bounced, and came to the offering hall in the middle of Yan Moting.It is said that the merits obtained by Yan Moting throughout the year will be temporarily stored here, waiting for distribution at the end of the year, half of which will be handed over to King Yan Mo at the bottom of the world, and part of it will be distributed by the guys according to their work, and the rest Belongs to Boss Red.

Presumably that would be a rather large sum.

Osamu Dazai thought aimlessly, he felt that the time he came to Yan Moting was a peaceful day rarely seen in his life.The thinking of the sparrows is very simple. If you want to use your brain occasionally, you can find a sparrow that is also a human being to fight with each other. Although Bai Lanjiu is no longer here, the newcomer Kaijiu is also good, but Osamu Dazai still believes in Bailan. Jiu will come back to Yan Moting.

After all, this is... a place for [bonding] and [meeting].

Osamu Dazai's small steps stopped suddenly, and there was an unexpected person in the shrine, even though he had noticed his arrival, he didn't look back.Under the dim lights, the gods from all directions are gentle and loving. In the temple, a Yanque with three-color feathers is kneeling, looking ahead.

Osamu Dazai has seen such a scene before, but the first time, he hid behind the merit box, but now he is outside the hall, watching Boss Red's back.The little doubt from the past resurfaced again. What exactly did Boss Hong pray to the gods on that rainy night?Is Yan Moting's business booming?If this is the case, then the gods are really cooperative enough.

He didn't think he could hear it at first, and moved over slowly step by step.Unexpectedly, Hong Yan Mo didn't look back, and when Osamu Dazai approached, he heard Yan Que's soft whisper——

"...I hope my benefactor will be happy."

At that moment, Osamu Dazai had a wonderful feeling, which was fleeting, like a very light bird, which slipped away from his fingertips before he could catch it, and in the end there was only a bird covered in the shrine. soft lights.

He took another step forward, this time, Yan Que opened his eyes.

"Da Zaijiu." Hong Yanmo stretched out his hand, and Jiujiu jumped on his finger, "Have you received the mission just now?"

"I got Chirp." Osamu Dazai tilted his head, "What is Boss Hong doing here?"

Hong Yanmo raised his hand and put him on his shoulder, got up slowly, and tidied up his sleeves a little messy because of kneeling.

"It's going to rain soon, and the most special time is suitable for praying to the gods." Hong Yanmo replied, showing a little smile, "If there is no work, I will come here when it rains, and it is also at the end of the year. At that time The ceremony is even more grand."

Sure enough, it started to rain outside, and the mist on the great lake was steaming.

"Boss Red is tired?"

"... A bit." Hong Yanmo yawned rarely, "It's mainly about the government of the time. If it is not necessary, Hong does not want to close any stores. What's more, there is no supply chain from Yan Moting. Whether it is market price or supply stability, it will be affected."

This time, no dragon came in on the rainy night, and everything was quiet.The Yan Mo Pavilion, which had faded away from the noise, fell asleep in the night, and even the golden sparrow in the corner of the eaves seemed to close its eyes.Hong Yanmo originally wanted to send Da Zaijiu back to the Que Room on the first floor, but Da Zaijiu refused. In desperation, Hong Yanmo had to take him up to the [Wanghai] room near the upper floor.

He opened the window, but the rain and fog were blocked by the barrier, and only the moist cool wind could blow in.

"The scenery here is the best. When I'm tired, I want to come here to chirp." Hong Yanmo leaned against the window, took out the tobacco rod, filled it with the special tobacco leaves shared with Ghost Lantern last time, lit it and inhaled deeply. Take a sip.When he did this action, he seemed to be more in line with the identity of the owner of Yan Moting, and he had a sense of beauty that matched this magnificent building.

Osamu Dazai jumped from his shoulder to the window sill, feeling a little cold, and slowly swelled into a round hairball.

"Give me a taste too, Boss!" He was eager to try the tobacco leaves, and even rolled them on the window sill coquettishly. At this time in the past, Hong Yan Mo usually followed him and gave him a taste, but tonight, Hong Yan Mo completely Proper hospitality was not performed.

"No." Boss Hong said decisively.

Osamu Dazai's rolling slowly stopped, and he finally maintained a supine posture, with a red boss who was upside down in his sight.

"Chirp?" He chirped suspiciously, "Boss?"

Something is wrong with today's boss!

"I don't want to do business today." Hong Yan Mo exhaled smoke, eyes empty, "The fools of the Government of Time, wait for Hong to knock on the door, remove their door panels and go back to Yan Mo Pavilion to light a fire."

Osamu Dazai began to lie on his back and kick his legs, he wanted to turn over, Boss Hong was simply too wrong!

"The mopping team without Bai Lanjiu really has no soul..." Boss Hong bowed his head deeply, and said violently, "Why don't you catch it again and become Jiujiu again, mopping the floor for [-] hours a day, and six hours are spent Going to sleep is already the end of all benevolence."

Osamu Dazai began to tremble, and sure enough, Boss Hong's eyes fell on him in the next second.

"And you, Dazaijiu."

He leaned closer to Osamu Dazai, his rouge red pupils were abnormally bright.

"You don't want merit because you don't think you should have that thing?"

"..."

Osamu Dazai paused for a moment, he is now very convinced that something is wrong with Boss Hong!

"Boss, please be sober!" He tried hard to persuade, "Don't you think that you are very...very like...drunk chirp! very drunk drunk chirp!"

But Boss Hong never pours a thousand cups!What the hell is... is it... tobacco leaves? !

Osamu Dazai immediately sniffed the tobacco leaves in the small box. He had smelled that tobacco smell last time among [Goldfish], and now this smell is very similar, but it is obviously more pungent, so it is red Did the boss get the wrong cigarette because he was too tired? !

They all started to tell the truth!

Sanseyu's Yan Que was still spouting violent words, sometimes it was Tong Mojiu, sometimes it was Shenwei Jiu, and Da Zaijiu was ruthlessly dissed countless times by the red boss who had been completely released. The point was that he didn't work.

"Hong has never seen such a god-like slacker." Boss Hong stated calmly, groping with his hand, "This kind of chirping has no value in existence. My knife... Hong's knife..."

Osamu Dazai: "!!!"

He felt that it was time for him to retreat, and if he didn't retreat, he would definitely see the red boss hacking the little sparrow to death with his own eyes.

but……

The sound of rain resounded, and the lights of ghosts and gods floated in the darkness. It might be the wilderness Boss Red said, the market he was going to take him to, or the lights of the water train... These lights, together with the boundless darkness, constituted the whole A world beyond the gorgeous world.

In the world outside the world, there is the magnificent Yan Mo Pavilion. In Yan Mo Pavilion, there is a boss wearing a three-color feather red. Boss Hong doesn't want to open tonight.

Osamu Dazai didn't move in the end, he took out the meatball given by the river god.

Now it's a young man with black hair and a sand-colored windbreaker. He held Yan Que's hand that was trying to draw the knife with one hand, leaned over, and asked softly with a smile.

"Boss Hong, I wanted to ask just now..."

"Who is your benefactor?"

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