Disqualification between tweets

It seems that with the opening of the door, the place immediately becomes a sea of ​​joy.

Ghosts and gods came one after another, demons danced in the sky, and the surging passenger flow was led to different floors and rooms by the sparrows who guarded the door early. Osamu Dazai only heard a series of busy but not chaotic shouts.

"Between looking at the sea, five distinguished guests!"

"Ah! The Lord Dongshan God is here! I am honored to wait!"

"There's a heavenly girl dancing tonight! Chirp Chirp Chirp, it's specially prepared by Boss Hong for all the honored guests!"

The sparrows lead the guests familiarly, and almost every guest passing by will have a chat with the red-haired boy named Hong Yanmo.Surprisingly, Hong Yanmo remembered every guest's name and always had a smile on his face. For a moment, it seemed that ghosts and gods were proud to chat with the red boss.

Osamu Dazai was staring at the boss's golden bird crown moving in the crowd, when suddenly the sound of silk and bamboo sounded, a huge curtain was thrown from the top floor, and three or five graceful goddesses slid down along the curtain.All of a sudden golden flowers gushed out, the face that was so beautiful that it was not like all the world in the world was hidden behind the tulle, the goddess stretched her body with the music, and the rain of illusory flowers began to fall from the sky, bringing a burst of fragrance.

Guests are still pouring in, and fireworks are blooming outside the Yan Mo Pavilion. In addition to the fragrance of flowers and plants, the dishes passed on one after another bring the aroma of fresh and sweet food.The sparrows dexterously shuttle upstairs and downstairs. From time to time, some guests hide in the room, and some people come out from time to time to enjoy the dance of the goddess in the hall.Regardless of whether they looked human or strange, every guest had a relaxed look on his face, greeted familiar guests and guys, enjoyed delicious food and drinks, and burst into laughter from time to time.

Osamu Dazai watched all this intently, he was so engrossed that he almost fell off the railing, but he managed to stabilize himself, but he couldn't see the red boss circling around in the hall again.

At this moment, a large firework exploded outside, and amidst the rumbling sound, the sparrows guiding the guests flew faster and faster, some opened the curtain on the door, some moved the bonsai at the door, and at the same time uttered a series of sounds .

"Welcome to Yan Moting!"

"Dragon Girl is coming! If you are far away, welcome to Jiu Jiu!"

Hong Yanmo personally led the way, and the beautiful girl with dragon horns on her head came with a group of palace attendants. The dragon horns were covered with crystal glass, and the noble fragrance wafted everywhere.She smiled and talked with Hong Yanmo, perhaps because the arrangement she heard was too pleasant, her smile suddenly widened.

"As expected of Yan Moting." She smiled sweetly, "It would be great if the store opened every night, but it's a pity that it only opens for half a month."

"There are other shops that need to take care of Jiu." Hong Yanmo also laughed, this is a regular customer, but also a distinguished customer, how to arrange it has long been determined, so he raised his voice to tell the staff.

"Dragon girl is here, open between the phoenix!"

With a bang, the sparrows scattered, and the large room on the top floor opened its door to welcome the most distinguished guests.

"...Isn't it wonderful?" A voice sounded beside Dazai Osamu, with a certain intoxication, "It's like bliss!"

The one that landed on the railing next to Osamu Dazai was also a chirp, wearing a Pilu hat, all in white oak color, but with red feathers on top of his head that looked like blood was splashed on it, the most eye-catching thing was his colorful glass-like pupils , like some kind of miracle.

"This is Yan Moting, which is always happy and has no haze. Are you new here? My name is Tong Mo." Tong Mo tilted his head towards Dazai Osamu, showing a carefree smile, "Boss Red Super awesome, right? Such a big Paradise of Paradise was managed by him alone."

Tong Mo squatted on the railing and sighed dreamily.

"Oh, I really want to eat Boss Hong~"

His tone was creepy, but his expression was extremely sincere, maybe even the "eating" was literal, but then he complained again.

"Why is Boss Hong such a powerful swordsman..."

"...Of course it is to teach you how to eat peaches like Jiujiu."

Osamu Dazai was startled, he didn't notice anyone approaching behind him at all, the strength of this red boss may have reached a certain level.Because he also sneaked out of the room, he shrunk his head subconsciously, and watched Tong Mo get hit by a scabbard on the head, and the Pilu hat was crooked.

"Oh! It hurts!" Tong Mo burst into tears, "It hurts, boss."

"It's good to know it hurts." Hong Yanmo's face was amiable, "You should go wash the dishes."

"Woooooo my head hurts so much, I'm afraid it's..."

Tong Mo's crying stopped abruptly, he glanced tremblingly at the scabbard which was one centimeter away from his head, and immediately changed his words without principle.

"I'm afraid I can wash twice as many dishes in one go!"

"Go and wash, sweet Jiujiu."

Tong Mo cried and went to wash the dishes.

Then, Hong Yanmo turned his gaze to the other Chirp who barely stood on the railing. Because he got up and moved, the wound that had just been bandaged opened again. This lack of love for his body really made Hong Yanmo sigh.

"Does it not hurt, chirp?"

He stretched out his hand to Jiu on the railing, watching him awkwardly jump into his palm.

Pain is pain, Osamu Dazai thought, but he was more interested in Yan Moting and Boss Hong.

Anyway, the Jiujiu he picked up hardly had any fuel-efficient lamps, Hong Yanmo had long been used to it, and knew that if he didn't explain it carefully to the other party, the other party would never feel at ease to heal his injuries.Instead of letting him pry around, it's better to finish talking now.

He took the Chirp back to the sparrows, where there was already a tray with hot porridge, the fish fillets were boiled brightly, and the aroma was tangy.He put the dishonest Chirp on the cushion, and carefully bandaged the other's wound again, not even forgetting to replace him with a new decorative bandage.

"The original one was stained with blood, use this one." Hong Yanmo is very tolerant, and several of them have their own favorite strange clothes. Shenwei's small umbrella cloak and Tongmo's hat are still He made it himself.

He stirred the fish porridge and let it cool down before feeding it to Da Zaijiu.The spoon is specially made to fit Jiujiu's sharp mouth so well that it never spills out during feeding.

The fresh and sweet fish porridge does not know the ingredients, it melts in the mouth, leaving only the warm and light pure aroma.Osamu Dazai drank half a bowl unceremoniously, and was a little lazy after eating, staring at Hong Yanmo with kite-colored eyes.

"Then, I'll start with myself first." Hong Yan Mo put down the bowl, his rouge red pupils showed a solemn expression, "My name is Hong Yan Mo, I am the master of this place, and my body is also a sparrow."

"This is the Yan Mo Pavilion, which I built to serve ghosts and gods. It opens half a month every month to entertain guests from all over the world."

Hong Yanmo knew what Da Zaijiu cared about most, and he got to the point very quickly.

"The sparrow buddies of Yan Moting are usually recruited for life, or come here as sinners to make atonement. This kind of chirp will not stay here for a long time. Of course, there are also Tong Mo who have done too many bad things. , so much so that there is a tweet about indefinite labor reform."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head.

"Boss Hong, what is labor going to do?"

Shipping heavy rock?Or make some crafts that can be sold?Osamu Dazai has been in contact with prisons and knows that those prisoners who will be held there for a long time still need labor to create value.

"Of course it's housework, Chiu Chiu!" Hong Yanmo said happily, "Clean the windows, mop the floor, wash the dishes, entertain guests... Chiu Chiu? What's your expression?"

Osamu Dazai thought of Tong Mo who was crying to wash the dishes, and he thought about himself who might wash the dishes in the future.

Da Zaijiu: You have to find a way to escape labor Jiujiu!

"In addition to the guys who came in through normal channels, there are also strange tweets like you that started appearing three years ago." Hong Yanmo continued, "They all have strong personalities and don't like to work, but as long as it's tweets, Yan The magic pavilion is willing to accept it."

Hong Yanmo also has the confidence to let the problem tweeters all work.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai opened his mouth and said:

"Boss Red, actually..."

[Actually, I was originally a human being. 】

This sentence can't be uttered no matter what, just opened his mouth, but the sound didn't come out, as if it was erased by some invisible existence.Hong Yanmo blinked suspiciously, this Jiujiu opened its mouth and stood there stupidly, could it be that it was hungry?

Didn't you just eat fish porridge?

Determined that he couldn't say it, Osamu Dazai closed his mouth.

Is it the rules of the ghost world?Can't reveal that I'm human or something...

No matter how many doubts were swirling in his heart at this moment, on the surface, Dazai Osamu was still quite well-behaved.

"Nothing, I yawned."

"What..." Hong Yanmo couldn't help laughing, "Why do you guys like to yawn like this, chirping, thinking you are not full."

It seemed that he was not the only one who was banned.Osamu Dazai wrote down this matter, and prepared to test it later.An injured body can easily accumulate fatigue. He couldn't help but yawned and curled up on the cushion.

"Let's rest." Hong Yanmo's voice softened, the quiet moonlight poured into this small cubicle, and the noise outside seemed to be far away, and his hand gently stroked the fluff on the side of Da Zaijiu's neck.

"Rest well, eat more, and strive to heal your injury as soon as possible."

Heal your wounds and wash the dishes.

Boss Hong thought in his heart.

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