Disqualification between tweets
Chapter 2 Dazai Jiu
Osamu Dazai's memory still stays in the time when he dealt with a bombing case.
The previous investigation had obtained a large amount of information, which was enough to convict the criminal.Maybe it was because he pulled too much hatred, the criminal launched a suicide attack on him at the last moment of his life.Osamu Dazai had already expected this day. When he was shot twice and fell from a tall building, he was even very happy.
To him death was like a peaceful step into a long, good night.However, he didn't die, but just lightly fell into a certain hand.
[Chirp? 】
The brisk voice tinged with affection.
[Jiu, whom I have never seen before, is seriously injured. 】
[It's okay, chirp, it's okay, chirp, you're safe now. 】
【Get a good night's sleep, let's go back to Yan Moting. 】
He then fell into a deep sleep, and occasionally felt sensations during the deep sleep, or gave him water, or helped him with medicine.After realizing that he was probably rescued, Osamu Dazai held a kind of magnanimous attitude and allowed himself to fall into a dark sleep, until now he woke up.
A large piece of soft white fluff was shaking in front of him, Osamu Dazai blinked and gave a soft "chirp".
Hope it was a beautiful lady who saved him Chirp.
"Are you awake?"
This gigantic human-sized Chirp has an amiable face, but Osamu Dazai can read some kind of schadenfreude deliberately concealed from it.He remained calm, and even lazily wondered if he had come to some giant country.
Although he half-closed his eyes, he was looking at him from the corner of his eye—this chirp in front of him had pure white feathers, and a snow-blue inverted crown pattern in front of him, which looked fluffy and round, white and cute, but This layer of beautiful fluff is probably a black core.
It's just that this chirp is too big... No!It was as if he had grown smaller!Ability?
The white fluffy Chirp still had an amiable expression on his face.
"My name is Bai Lanjiu, what's your name?"
Osamu Dazai blinked his iris-colored eyes, and slowly spoke——
"Da Zai Jiu."
He tweeted out his name, then paused strangely, feeling something strange, and repeated it again.
"Dazai... Chirp? Dazai... Chirp? Chirp Chirp?"
He looked down and saw his fluffy belly.
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp?!"
***
Hong Yanmo checked the ingredients in the back kitchen, and after confirming that they were correct, he turned to the front to encourage the guys before work.
The sparrows gathered together, wearing a small apron printed with the pattern of the bird in the bamboo of Yan Moting, and they were crowded in the courtyard. They were all fluffy and fluffy when they looked at them. They were all excited and excited, and they started to shout every day slogan.
"we are--"
"sparrow!!!"
"we are--"
"Glorious fellow Yan Moting!!!"
"Boss Red—"
"Long live!!!"
Hong Yanmo clapped his hands together, and after the crisp clapping, all the sparrows closed their chirping mouths, and focused on listening to the boss's lecture.
"Everyone, thank you for your hard work!"
"Boss is working hard! Chirp Chirp Chirp!"
"Have you eaten enough?"
"I'm full!!!"
"Then, thank you for your hard work tonight!"
"Good boss! No problem boss! Long live Yan Moting!"
The sparrows dispersed in a hurry. They had a fairly detailed duty schedule, and what each sparrow should do was written very clearly.After the large group dispersed, only two Chirps remained, one of them was orange and round, wearing a gray cloak, with the hair on its head shaking violently, jumping up and down, trying to attract attention.
"Boss! I'm not full! I'm not full here!"
"...Shenwei Chirp?" Hong Yan Mo walked over and stretched out his hand to this Chirp bouncing on the ground.This Chirp has very pleasing orange-red feathers, and some of the feathers on the side of the neck are very long, shaped like braids, and they flick along with the movements.Seeing Hong Yanmo's hand stretched out, the chirp immediately "swish" jumped along the arm to the shoulder, and remained still peacefully.
Hong Yanmo smelled the faint smell of blood on the other party's body.
"Shenwei Chiu, where's your little umbrella?" He scratched the feathers on the side of the opponent's neck, and the opponent immediately turned his head 180 degrees, so that every part could be well taken care of.
"I lost a fight, um chirp, maybe I fell in the back mountain." After finishing speaking, Shenwei rolled his eyes and closed his eyes, dragging out his tone, "I'm so hungry—boss—so hungry——"
He was not on the duty list today, and Kamui squatted firmly on Hong Yanmo's shoulders, not at all worried about being knocked on the head by the scabbard.
"When the guests are all seated, I'll help you pick up the little umbrella." Hong Yanmo finally touched him, and then let go, "There is a rice bowl left in the kitchen, go and eat it."
Before the words fell, Shenwei had already rushed into the Yan Mo Pavilion, and he was really hungry.
I really have to take the time to go to the back mountain to see tonight. I don’t know how many of those violent beasts have been damaged. Hong Yanmo intends to rescue the ones that can be rescued, and drag the ones that cannot be rescued back as food.
After thinking about it, Hong Yanmo lowered his head again and looked at another sparrow that was left behind on the ground.
"What's wrong?"
"Report to the boss! I'm Chiu from the mopping team!" Sparrow bowed to Hong Yanmo, looking very angry, "Bai Lanjiu didn't come to report, work has stalled!"
Boss Hong's hands were itchy immediately, avoiding labor is absolutely unacceptable!He appeased the angry sparrow team leader, and promised that Bailan would mop the floor within 3 minutes, then turned around and flicked his sleeves, and returned to the sparrows lightly and quickly.
"...To sum up, this is the Yan Mo Pavilion serving ghosts and gods. No matter what the reason is for you to come here and become a sparrow, you will definitely not be able to change back in a short period of time." Bai Lan looked very happy and turned into a tweet. The more people there are, the better, and the more he has, the more balanced his mind will be.
"Ahem, that's how it is." Osamu Dazai coughed twice before his injury healed, "Then, your Excellency must have been a chirp for a long time, right? It sounds like you know Yan Moting very well."
Bai Lan lied without blinking.
"I have a lot of experience here, otherwise all the sparrows have gone out to work, how can I still stay here?"
This is of course a lie, including Bai Lan, Yan Moting has quite a few special chirps, which are different from ordinary sparrows.Bai Lan is the most junior among them. She has been here for about three months, and she is still unrelentingly trying to do things to avoid labor every day.But Bai Lan really doesn't understand why there are quite a few powerful ones in the special chirp, why they can endure housework such as washing dishes, mopping the floor, and sorting garbage.
Even if the boss named Hong Yanmo is very powerful, there is no one without dead ends.He has just discovered that he can travel through parallel worlds, and he is planning to grab a lot of knowledge and information, so he absolutely does not want to waste time here doing odd jobs.
This newcomer in front of him will undoubtedly free him from labor and gain more time for self-exploration to escape here.
Osamu Dazai was still lying on the cushion, looking very weak.
"About that red boss..."
"Information requires a price, doesn't it?" Bai Lan smiled at him, a few obscure lights flickered in her snow-blue eyes, "What can you give me?"
The injured Chiu shook his head weakly, looking very confused.
"I don't know either. Now that I have nothing, I don't know what I can exchange for it."
Bai Lan pretended to ponder for a while, "... Labor? How about it?"
"What's the meaning?"
"This piece of information is free." He continued, "In Yan Moting, all sparrows need to participate in labor, which is basically trivial housework, and Boss Hong will supervise it."
"Of course I can give you more information, the condition is to work on my behalf."
It sounds like an understatement, maybe even some kind of care.Osamu Dazai looked at this white fluffy chirp with gratitude in his iris eyes.
"Is it so easy? That's really... Cough! Cough!"
He coughed, and the bandage slowly soaked in blood again.Bai Lan frowned and stared at him, this sudden wave of weakness gave him a very bad...
"Bai! Lan! Chirp!"
Chirp!When is Boss Red coming?
The red-haired boy stood behind Bai Lan expressionlessly, holding the handle of the knife in one hand.
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!!!"
After a short period of flying feathers, Hong Yanmo turned back to the white pompom who skipped work and tried to avoid labor in the future, and handed it to the team leader of the mopping team who came along with him, saying that Bai Lanjiu would need to mop twice as much tonight. land.
Bai Lan was dangling in the air, her head hurt a little, it was hit by the scabbard, but it was not serious.He stared at the injured Chiu on the cushion who was still looking weak, and after the initial coldness, he suddenly shone in the sun.
Drama is useless, really, in front of Boss Hong, drama is useless.
He finally realized why the previous ones didn't resist at all.
Definitely failed after resisting!Big failure! ! !
After recognizing everything, Bai Lan let the leader of the mopping team drag him to his tonight's labor with deep gloating over the newcomer who hadn't fully understood the situation.
Oh, it's double labor.
"The wound is open again, I will change the medicine for you again."
Sending Bailan to work, Hong Yanmo found the medicine box placed here, and changed the medicine for the injured Jiu.Because the wounds on the wings and belly were gunshot wounds, after taking out the bullet, I had to shave off that part of the feathers to keep it clean. The whole Chirp looked a little funny.
"I haven't asked your name yet, Chirp." Hong Yanmo changed his dressing, fearing that Chirp would hurt, so he distracted him.
"... Da Zai Jiu."
Osamu Dazai replied obediently and weakly, adapting very quickly.
"My name is Hong Yan Mo, and I am the owner of this Yan Mo Pavilion." The red-haired boy smiled at him, very lively and outgoing. If he hadn't seen the knife on his waist, Osamu Dazai would hardly have noticed it. There is nothing sharp about him.
There is no strong aura at all, no aggressiveness at all, just like...
A businessman who makes money in harmony.
Osamu Dazai remained calm, still weak.
"Thank you for saving me, Boss Red."
"It's nothing." The red-haired boy bent his eyes, he smiled with a particularly contagious temperature, and the movements of his hands were so gentle and neat that even Dazai, who was afraid of pain, hardly felt any discomfort, "Are you Chirp, I will help you no matter what."
After changing the medicine and feeding some water, the door is about to open tonight, and Hong Yanmo can't delay any longer.The injured Chiu seemed to be sleeping peacefully on the cushion. Under the transparent state, he listened to the heartbeat and breathing of the other party, and sighed inwardly.
I'm afraid he's just another dramatist.
The sound of clogs gradually faded away, Osamu Dazai waited patiently for a while, and immediately performed a sleep chirp and woke up!
He stumbled out of the room and jumped onto the railing with great effort. Because he was not very good at controlling his round body, he almost rolled down, but he managed to hold on.
The room he was in before was on the first floor, and he could directly see the magnificent hall from here.He probed down and looked down. At this moment, the main door was closed, but there seemed to be a boiling noise faintly coming from outside. Surrounded by many sparrows in the hall, the red-haired boy with the golden crown on his head beckoned to his side. Two huge sparrows opened the door on both sides, and in an instant, the noise poured in like a tide!
"I'm under Red Yan Mo!"
The red-haired boy opened Sanshiyu's sleeves and smiled at the ghosts and gods who came from afar.
"Welcome to Yan Moting!"
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The author has something to say:
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It's Butei Zai!Because the color matching of the black feather and sand-colored fluff is better than the black lacquer!
Of course, good things will happen if you bond with a kind ghost like Boss Hong, and it may not be the original time when Da Zai returns~
The previous investigation had obtained a large amount of information, which was enough to convict the criminal.Maybe it was because he pulled too much hatred, the criminal launched a suicide attack on him at the last moment of his life.Osamu Dazai had already expected this day. When he was shot twice and fell from a tall building, he was even very happy.
To him death was like a peaceful step into a long, good night.However, he didn't die, but just lightly fell into a certain hand.
[Chirp? 】
The brisk voice tinged with affection.
[Jiu, whom I have never seen before, is seriously injured. 】
[It's okay, chirp, it's okay, chirp, you're safe now. 】
【Get a good night's sleep, let's go back to Yan Moting. 】
He then fell into a deep sleep, and occasionally felt sensations during the deep sleep, or gave him water, or helped him with medicine.After realizing that he was probably rescued, Osamu Dazai held a kind of magnanimous attitude and allowed himself to fall into a dark sleep, until now he woke up.
A large piece of soft white fluff was shaking in front of him, Osamu Dazai blinked and gave a soft "chirp".
Hope it was a beautiful lady who saved him Chirp.
"Are you awake?"
This gigantic human-sized Chirp has an amiable face, but Osamu Dazai can read some kind of schadenfreude deliberately concealed from it.He remained calm, and even lazily wondered if he had come to some giant country.
Although he half-closed his eyes, he was looking at him from the corner of his eye—this chirp in front of him had pure white feathers, and a snow-blue inverted crown pattern in front of him, which looked fluffy and round, white and cute, but This layer of beautiful fluff is probably a black core.
It's just that this chirp is too big... No!It was as if he had grown smaller!Ability?
The white fluffy Chirp still had an amiable expression on his face.
"My name is Bai Lanjiu, what's your name?"
Osamu Dazai blinked his iris-colored eyes, and slowly spoke——
"Da Zai Jiu."
He tweeted out his name, then paused strangely, feeling something strange, and repeated it again.
"Dazai... Chirp? Dazai... Chirp? Chirp Chirp?"
He looked down and saw his fluffy belly.
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp?!"
***
Hong Yanmo checked the ingredients in the back kitchen, and after confirming that they were correct, he turned to the front to encourage the guys before work.
The sparrows gathered together, wearing a small apron printed with the pattern of the bird in the bamboo of Yan Moting, and they were crowded in the courtyard. They were all fluffy and fluffy when they looked at them. They were all excited and excited, and they started to shout every day slogan.
"we are--"
"sparrow!!!"
"we are--"
"Glorious fellow Yan Moting!!!"
"Boss Red—"
"Long live!!!"
Hong Yanmo clapped his hands together, and after the crisp clapping, all the sparrows closed their chirping mouths, and focused on listening to the boss's lecture.
"Everyone, thank you for your hard work!"
"Boss is working hard! Chirp Chirp Chirp!"
"Have you eaten enough?"
"I'm full!!!"
"Then, thank you for your hard work tonight!"
"Good boss! No problem boss! Long live Yan Moting!"
The sparrows dispersed in a hurry. They had a fairly detailed duty schedule, and what each sparrow should do was written very clearly.After the large group dispersed, only two Chirps remained, one of them was orange and round, wearing a gray cloak, with the hair on its head shaking violently, jumping up and down, trying to attract attention.
"Boss! I'm not full! I'm not full here!"
"...Shenwei Chirp?" Hong Yan Mo walked over and stretched out his hand to this Chirp bouncing on the ground.This Chirp has very pleasing orange-red feathers, and some of the feathers on the side of the neck are very long, shaped like braids, and they flick along with the movements.Seeing Hong Yanmo's hand stretched out, the chirp immediately "swish" jumped along the arm to the shoulder, and remained still peacefully.
Hong Yanmo smelled the faint smell of blood on the other party's body.
"Shenwei Chiu, where's your little umbrella?" He scratched the feathers on the side of the opponent's neck, and the opponent immediately turned his head 180 degrees, so that every part could be well taken care of.
"I lost a fight, um chirp, maybe I fell in the back mountain." After finishing speaking, Shenwei rolled his eyes and closed his eyes, dragging out his tone, "I'm so hungry—boss—so hungry——"
He was not on the duty list today, and Kamui squatted firmly on Hong Yanmo's shoulders, not at all worried about being knocked on the head by the scabbard.
"When the guests are all seated, I'll help you pick up the little umbrella." Hong Yanmo finally touched him, and then let go, "There is a rice bowl left in the kitchen, go and eat it."
Before the words fell, Shenwei had already rushed into the Yan Mo Pavilion, and he was really hungry.
I really have to take the time to go to the back mountain to see tonight. I don’t know how many of those violent beasts have been damaged. Hong Yanmo intends to rescue the ones that can be rescued, and drag the ones that cannot be rescued back as food.
After thinking about it, Hong Yanmo lowered his head again and looked at another sparrow that was left behind on the ground.
"What's wrong?"
"Report to the boss! I'm Chiu from the mopping team!" Sparrow bowed to Hong Yanmo, looking very angry, "Bai Lanjiu didn't come to report, work has stalled!"
Boss Hong's hands were itchy immediately, avoiding labor is absolutely unacceptable!He appeased the angry sparrow team leader, and promised that Bailan would mop the floor within 3 minutes, then turned around and flicked his sleeves, and returned to the sparrows lightly and quickly.
"...To sum up, this is the Yan Mo Pavilion serving ghosts and gods. No matter what the reason is for you to come here and become a sparrow, you will definitely not be able to change back in a short period of time." Bai Lan looked very happy and turned into a tweet. The more people there are, the better, and the more he has, the more balanced his mind will be.
"Ahem, that's how it is." Osamu Dazai coughed twice before his injury healed, "Then, your Excellency must have been a chirp for a long time, right? It sounds like you know Yan Moting very well."
Bai Lan lied without blinking.
"I have a lot of experience here, otherwise all the sparrows have gone out to work, how can I still stay here?"
This is of course a lie, including Bai Lan, Yan Moting has quite a few special chirps, which are different from ordinary sparrows.Bai Lan is the most junior among them. She has been here for about three months, and she is still unrelentingly trying to do things to avoid labor every day.But Bai Lan really doesn't understand why there are quite a few powerful ones in the special chirp, why they can endure housework such as washing dishes, mopping the floor, and sorting garbage.
Even if the boss named Hong Yanmo is very powerful, there is no one without dead ends.He has just discovered that he can travel through parallel worlds, and he is planning to grab a lot of knowledge and information, so he absolutely does not want to waste time here doing odd jobs.
This newcomer in front of him will undoubtedly free him from labor and gain more time for self-exploration to escape here.
Osamu Dazai was still lying on the cushion, looking very weak.
"About that red boss..."
"Information requires a price, doesn't it?" Bai Lan smiled at him, a few obscure lights flickered in her snow-blue eyes, "What can you give me?"
The injured Chiu shook his head weakly, looking very confused.
"I don't know either. Now that I have nothing, I don't know what I can exchange for it."
Bai Lan pretended to ponder for a while, "... Labor? How about it?"
"What's the meaning?"
"This piece of information is free." He continued, "In Yan Moting, all sparrows need to participate in labor, which is basically trivial housework, and Boss Hong will supervise it."
"Of course I can give you more information, the condition is to work on my behalf."
It sounds like an understatement, maybe even some kind of care.Osamu Dazai looked at this white fluffy chirp with gratitude in his iris eyes.
"Is it so easy? That's really... Cough! Cough!"
He coughed, and the bandage slowly soaked in blood again.Bai Lan frowned and stared at him, this sudden wave of weakness gave him a very bad...
"Bai! Lan! Chirp!"
Chirp!When is Boss Red coming?
The red-haired boy stood behind Bai Lan expressionlessly, holding the handle of the knife in one hand.
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!!!"
After a short period of flying feathers, Hong Yanmo turned back to the white pompom who skipped work and tried to avoid labor in the future, and handed it to the team leader of the mopping team who came along with him, saying that Bai Lanjiu would need to mop twice as much tonight. land.
Bai Lan was dangling in the air, her head hurt a little, it was hit by the scabbard, but it was not serious.He stared at the injured Chiu on the cushion who was still looking weak, and after the initial coldness, he suddenly shone in the sun.
Drama is useless, really, in front of Boss Hong, drama is useless.
He finally realized why the previous ones didn't resist at all.
Definitely failed after resisting!Big failure! ! !
After recognizing everything, Bai Lan let the leader of the mopping team drag him to his tonight's labor with deep gloating over the newcomer who hadn't fully understood the situation.
Oh, it's double labor.
"The wound is open again, I will change the medicine for you again."
Sending Bailan to work, Hong Yanmo found the medicine box placed here, and changed the medicine for the injured Jiu.Because the wounds on the wings and belly were gunshot wounds, after taking out the bullet, I had to shave off that part of the feathers to keep it clean. The whole Chirp looked a little funny.
"I haven't asked your name yet, Chirp." Hong Yanmo changed his dressing, fearing that Chirp would hurt, so he distracted him.
"... Da Zai Jiu."
Osamu Dazai replied obediently and weakly, adapting very quickly.
"My name is Hong Yan Mo, and I am the owner of this Yan Mo Pavilion." The red-haired boy smiled at him, very lively and outgoing. If he hadn't seen the knife on his waist, Osamu Dazai would hardly have noticed it. There is nothing sharp about him.
There is no strong aura at all, no aggressiveness at all, just like...
A businessman who makes money in harmony.
Osamu Dazai remained calm, still weak.
"Thank you for saving me, Boss Red."
"It's nothing." The red-haired boy bent his eyes, he smiled with a particularly contagious temperature, and the movements of his hands were so gentle and neat that even Dazai, who was afraid of pain, hardly felt any discomfort, "Are you Chirp, I will help you no matter what."
After changing the medicine and feeding some water, the door is about to open tonight, and Hong Yanmo can't delay any longer.The injured Chiu seemed to be sleeping peacefully on the cushion. Under the transparent state, he listened to the heartbeat and breathing of the other party, and sighed inwardly.
I'm afraid he's just another dramatist.
The sound of clogs gradually faded away, Osamu Dazai waited patiently for a while, and immediately performed a sleep chirp and woke up!
He stumbled out of the room and jumped onto the railing with great effort. Because he was not very good at controlling his round body, he almost rolled down, but he managed to hold on.
The room he was in before was on the first floor, and he could directly see the magnificent hall from here.He probed down and looked down. At this moment, the main door was closed, but there seemed to be a boiling noise faintly coming from outside. Surrounded by many sparrows in the hall, the red-haired boy with the golden crown on his head beckoned to his side. Two huge sparrows opened the door on both sides, and in an instant, the noise poured in like a tide!
"I'm under Red Yan Mo!"
The red-haired boy opened Sanshiyu's sleeves and smiled at the ghosts and gods who came from afar.
"Welcome to Yan Moting!"
=====
The author has something to say:
=====
It's Butei Zai!Because the color matching of the black feather and sand-colored fluff is better than the black lacquer!
Of course, good things will happen if you bond with a kind ghost like Boss Hong, and it may not be the original time when Da Zai returns~
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