[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap

I once swore that I would be my grandson if I fight again, but this vow was broken not long after I made it, so even after more than ten years, I am still fighting non-stop.

Each of these fights is more dangerous than the other, but fortunately, there is always someone to rely on, and now I have been honed to be able to take the lead alone, and I am no longer the stupid young boy I was back then.It is also very strange to say that the more capable you are, the fewer times you fight. When you see those young men who are fighting for the first time, you will feel the vicissitudes of life.

But the purpose of my fight this time is relatively simple, a small fight, there is no difficulty, no conspiracy, the reason why I need to go down is because this is a guiding and teaching activity, and I mainly want to train the little boy to give a demonstration in person.

This kid Li Cu has some good qualities, but he has little experience. I reckon that he can take the lead by himself if he takes two trips himself.The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and now it is the world of young people.I thought about pulling the young people, so I can retire, and then I will live with Poker Ping and drink tea by the West Lake, it will be very leisurely, isn't it?

The black blind man did not know where he heard about the purpose of my event, so he just begged and stuffed his little apprentice here, saying that it is your junior brother, you should take care of him more, I said in my heart that I regret it the most in my life One thing is to worship you as a teacher, and you also created a fellowship for me, hehehe.

But in the end, I accepted the kid named Su Wan, because he was the same age as Li Cu and was in the same class, and when it comes to driving sheep, one is also driving two, it's almost the same.

In order to let them fully participate in it, I made an order for Li Cu to buy those equipments, but he was very reluctant.I tried to fool him with the same words that my third uncle fooled me back then, but it didn't seem to be very successful, who cares, he went anyway.

"Boss, you just want to be lazy, you just want to stay at home with Big Brother Zhang and not go anywhere!" After saying this, Li Cuo covered his head and ran away, for fear that I was missing a bone in his place Head over again.

I sneered, watched Li Cu run, and when he was about to run out of the 100-meter range, I clapped my hands: "Brother! Hit my leg!"

Pokerfinger is eating the kiwi flesh with a small spoon. That is the method I learned from the Internet. It is the most convenient way to eat kiwi.When he heard what I said, he immediately threw the metal spoon in his hand. The spoon drew a perfect arc in the air and hit Li Cuna's right calf, even though there was a distance of 100 meters from the spoon. The strength was still appropriate, and Li Cu rushed to the street on the spot.

Poker bottle shook the kiwi fruit juice from his hand, took another small spoon, and continued to eat his kiwi fruit.After such a long time, I finally found out what kind of fruit Boyouping likes to eat. Although I am deeply disgusted with kiwi fruit, I once swore that I would never see this thing again, but my vows have always been just bullshit, broken and broken Just get used to it.

Poker Ping finished eating the kiwi and said, "I'm going too."

I was taken aback: "Where are you going?"

"Double down."

I said it was just a small fight, what are you going to do, return it back and forth? My small shop is big, what a waste of talents.But Boyoupin ignored me. I saw his face and knew that it would be useless to talk too much. This person will do whatever he says he wants to do, and he doesn't listen to me at all.

Poker Bottle really grew up in a feudal society, with serious machismo, he never argues over trivial matters, such as what to eat, drink and wear, even if you give him a skirt, he can put it on without changing his face.But as soon as he speaks, you have to listen. If you don't listen, it's not good. You are resolutely acting like the head of the family.

I said in my heart that you don't feel ashamed at all, you have to take the lead in everything, and the most despicable thing is that I follow this master in everything, wishing to offer three incense sticks a day, it's pure baseness.

I finally agreed, it was definitely not because of his coercion, but because the place I was going to had beautiful mountains and clear waters, I thought I had never traveled well with Poker Ping, this time I went for a trip It's not pretty, so let's relax.

But Pokerfing didn’t have a handy weapon. Just to be on the safe side, I called Li Cuo and told him to buy a weapon for my brother. A longer knife would be best, and a heavy one should be an ancient one. It's easier to use.

Li Cu's promise was very crisp, and I was quite relieved. After all, the list was well written, and I just went to the store and asked the waiter to take it, and nothing could happen.

In the end I thought too naively.

One night before departure, on a whim, I thought about checking the equipment that Li Cu had brought, and if there was something missing, I could make up for it.

The initial inspection went smoothly. Su Wan and Li Cu showed me the travel outfit.Those who work in our line of work all go to the wilderness. If you don’t do this kind of thing, others will know what you are doing at a glance. Now people are not as smart as before.

Fortunately, self-guided tours are popular now, and there are many backpackers who are not afraid of death and dare to go to the wilderness, which has blocked a lot of limelight for us, and we are regarded as stupid backpackers.Besides, I also had the idea of ​​traveling, and seeing how well-dressed their outfits were, I carelessly praised them a few times.

Su Wan immediately raised his nose to the sky, and introduced to me the cup he bought. He said that the cup is made of space metal, it is very strong and expensive, and it costs more than 1000. Then he said: "Brother, I made it all." ! Can you reimburse me?"

I chuckled: "Traveling is not bad, but what about the inverting one?"

Su Wan hurriedly dragged a big bag over: "I have it, I know you need to check it, brother, I prepared it carefully! Look at everything, this is a flashlight, please check it, brother!"

The light source is the most important thing under the bucket. As soon as the Suwanna Spike flashlight arrived in my hand, I found the problem. The quality was too bad. I buckled the waterproof rubber ring and half of it fell off. When I let go of the flashlight, the flashlight fell to the ground. That thing was broken on the spot, too unbearable to toss.

My face immediately turned black: "Didn't I say that this thing can't save money, it's a terrible thing!"

Su Wan probably didn't expect the quality to be so low, so he was stunned on the spot. I thought he was cheated by a profiteer. A kid at this age is still unreliable. If he buys it, he will cheat anyone, so he said: "Where to buy it?" Yes, I'll settle the score with him!"

Su Wan rubbed his nose: "Taobao, isn't this Double Eleven? 298 pairs are also free shipping. Brother, don't worry, I bought shipping insurance, and I will return it tomorrow!"

"..."

I glanced at Li Cu, and Li Cu quickly waved his hand: "Boss, don't look at me, you didn't give me any money. I, a high school student, poor and white, don't have so much money, but Su Wan is rich, so I won't look for him." Who to look for, he assured me that it will be done for me! I don’t even know where he bought it! It has nothing to do with me!”

I took another look at the Poker Bottle. Coincidentally, he happened to be holding a spoon in his hand. Li Cuo was about to cry: "Boss, don't tell Brother Da Zhang to hit me again. The spoon he used last time made me cry." My leg hurts even now, if you don’t believe me, look, it’s green!"

I said I don't look at it, I left this matter to you, and it is your fault if you do this now, I will remember this in advance, and I will deal with you when I come back.

Su Wan quickly said: "Brother, don't be angry, don't be angry, and then look at other things! I guarantee you will be satisfied! This is just an accident, Taobao shopping is like this, there are good and bad!"

I already had a very bad premonition. I should have thought about what kind of reliable apprentices a person with the personality of Heixiazi could teach.I used to think that my school was the lyric school, but now that I think about it, I was still young at that time, and now my school can only be called the snake spirit school, the snake spirit that is sick with snake spirit.

I leaned into the recliner, gave up all hope, and said, "Okay, if the flashlight is gone, it will be gone. Have you bought cold smoke and light sticks? Let's make do with that!"

Su Wankuang nodded: "I bought it! Don't worry this time! It's all right!"

That's right... that's right!I almost kicked in the past, is this the fucking thing you said?

What Su Wan bought was neither cold fireworks nor the fluorescent sticks we mentioned for lighting. He bought the kind that was dumped at concerts. The roadside stalls cost a dollar and three sticks can be connected together. Children like to buy it the most. Dangling on the wrist.

Li Cu couldn't bear to look at it anymore, he probably realized that he was about to die soon, so he began to study how the spoon in Poker bottle's hand could knock him to death a few times.Su Wan didn't know it, and was still showing me: "Brother, I bought 100 of these, and they are enough for safekeeping. You can see how good this can be connected with just a twist. When the time comes, wear it on your hand. Is it free?"

"... Where's the gas mask?" I was already laughed at by him, and I didn't bother to comment on that thing, so I asked the same thing.

Su Wan took out something out of the bag, and I took it and looked at it, so I might as well not look at it.I want a gas mask, so you can get me a bag of masks, not medical masks, but a bag of colorful animal masks with ears, rabbits, frogs, pandas, and alpacas.

I looked at Su Wan, and Su Wan looked at me, very sincerely: "Brother, I have thought about it carefully, the gas mask is so heavy, even if it is portable and small, it is too big, it is not environmentally friendly. This mask is so good. It is light and not Attractive, warm and windproof, it can also be used as an eye mask, just flip it up when you sleep! It is also anti-smog!

When I went up, I used the mask to smack him: "It's light, it's environmentally friendly, it's warm, it's warm, it's also anti-smog!"

Su Wan was very aggrieved, and whispered to Li Cu: "The masks are so good, I even picked cute ones, and they are free shipping at 29.9."

Li Cuo said: "Don't talk to me, I have already been killed by you, have you seen the spoon in Big Brother Zhang's hand? The boss will ask Big Brother Zhang to insert that into our heads in a while, You may still have to work hard, my head is as open as a coconut, and a straw can be inserted in with a puff."

I slapped him: "What are you talking about! I'm not interested in drinking human brains! Besides, you two have no brains at all! Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running? It's really impossible, have you heard of excessive mother? Baidu will know Won't?"

Su Wan twitched: "I really haven't fought before, isn't this the first time..."

I can't bear to look directly at his stupid appearance. If I didn't have some friendship with the black blind man, I could kill him now: "Didn't I give you the name of the store, can't you just go and buy it?"

"Well, I recently failed in my grades and repeated my exams. My father was very angry and cut off my pocket money. I bought these out of my own small treasury! I really have no money. Senior brother, can I get reimbursed? ?”

I caught him and gave him a slap: "How dare you ask me for reimbursement! I didn't reimburse you! I have no money? You still buy so much travel equipment when you have no money? Are you stupid? Are you out of your mind? Sick! You still said that the water glass you bought cost more than 1000 each! If you don’t have money, you can buy me four! How many fucking fluorescent sticks can you buy with this spare money!”

Su Wan covered his head and ran all over the store. Hei Blind taught him that it seemed that he was not very successful in his teaching, and he was full of flaws. I made sure, and he wailed and explained: "But I think that drinking water is very important for us. If the bad cup is broken in the bucket, won’t you have no water to drink! That cup is strong! The boss said that the cup can’t be broken by an elephant! I’m thinking about your interests, brother! Drink more water No kidney deficiency! And I also bought very delicious self-heating food! I really thought about you! My master said that I want to bring green pepper fried rice, but I didn't agree!"

I began to miss my former buddies very much. Although those guys occasionally had a bit of misconceptions, they at least had brains. These young people don’t know what’s wrong. One is more unreliable than the other. If it continues like this, what am I going to do? When can I retire?

I tidied up Li Cu and Su Wan together, called Wang Meng urgently, and asked him to quickly pack up a few sets of inverted equipment and send them over. Said: "Brother, there are other equipment, don't you want to see it? It cost me a lot of money..." I remembered asking them to buy weapons for Poker, so I said: "Okay, let you give it to me. The knife my brother bought, take it out and let me try it to see if it works."

I thought I wouldn't break down anymore, but after I saw that weapon, my heart broke down again. It really fits my requirements. A longer knife is the best, and it should be heavy. It is best to be an ancient style, but I still couldn't control my slap on Li Cu's hand, just two slaps.

"Do you think this meets my requirements?" "Papa!"

"Do you think the younger brother's holding this suits his temperament?" "Papapa!"

Li Cu probably didn't expect it to be such a thing. After being stunned for three seconds, he turned his head and yelled at Su Wan: "What kind of thing is this!? Are you an idiot!"

Su Wan immediately put on an expression of being aggrieved. No matter how you look at his face, he deserves a beating. He said in a jerk, "But I think Big Brother Zhang likes it very much..."

Poker-Face had already picked up the big knife commonly known as Guan Gong Dao, and fiddled with it twice. Looking at the statue of Guan Gong behind him, I thought to myself that this time it was really a big knife in front of Guan Gong's gate.But Boyouping is Boyouping, this kind of knife can be played vigorously, and it is a bit handsome.

I thought to myself, if he really likes it, it’s fine. Although he can’t take it on the plane or train, and it’s a bit too long to use it in the bucket, but he can keep it at home. Seductive.

As a result, as soon as I thought about it, the knife in Pokerfing's hand broke with a click, and Pokerfing actually showed a little regretful expression, and threw the knife on the ground casually.

This time, before I could make a move, Li Cu kicked Su Wan away: "You can just buy Guan Gong Knife, what quality is this!? Haven't you seen what Big Brother Zhang is capable of? What's wrong with this kind of knife?" Can be worthy of Big Brother Zhang!"

"..."

It's useless to talk about the matter so far, this fight is almost impossible, I immediately called Heixiazi and told him that the child is useless, I can't take it, and I will send it back to him by express tomorrow.

The black blind man said that I have no fellowship, and I said: "Return to the fellowship? What I regret most in my life is to take you as an unreliable teacher. It is really black history! Do you know how people treat black history now? Lightly If it clicks, it will be crushed!"

"Little third master, you can't take the bowl to eat, pick up the bowl and scold your mother, why don't you want me, a blind man, when the mute comes back? You are not as serious as you, but you were the one who cried and begged me to teach you, blind man I refused at first."

I said angrily: "Don't talk about it to me. Do you take this child back with you? If you don't take it back, I will destroy it for you on the spot. Do you believe it?"

The black blind man didn't care about it: "It's okay, my apprentice has never lived long. You are the weirdest one, and I'm used to it."

Arguing with black blind people is the most meaningless thing in the world. In the end, I was so angry that I could only comfort myself. It’s not what I thought. The air tickets are all booked and now they can’t be refunded. It would be a pity not to take them to the air tickets Yet.There was no other way, so I had to take the two brats to the fight, and finally there was still oil left, which made me feel a little bit better.

The equipment matter made me exhausted physically and mentally. I was afraid that the two of them would make some troubles on the road, and I was not in the mood to travel. I just wanted to go home as soon as possible, and went straight to the destination with a wave of my hand.

That bucket is really pitifully small, it hasn't been used for a day since it went down and up, and Poker's hair mound has never been taken out of his pocket.Maybe it's because I'm old and fading, and my attraction to those things is also weak. There is no problem with the coffin being opened, and there are no bones left from the corpse.The air quality in Dou is too bad, and it took four hours to disperse those.

If there was a gas mask, why did this happen? I kicked Su Wan again, and had to put on the mask to block the dust. The ears of the alpaca were dangling.

The house leak happened to rain overnight, and it was raining lightly when I came out of the bucket. I had a lot of fun these years, but my body was not doing well, and I felt like catching a cold when the cold air blew.

Su Wan took out four umbrellas from his backpack like a magic trick: "Dangdangdangdang! Please call me little angel Su Wan!"

I took one and opened it and said, "Angels don't need to wear clothes. What's the matter, strip you naked and make you an angel?"

Su Wan held the umbrella and raised the orchid and pointed: "Brother, you are both good and bad."

I ignored his convulsions and opened the umbrella silently. I found that it was a parasol. The umbrella surface was made of white lace. It was probably enough for a 1.5-meter-long girl. It was very small and dreamy. I picked it up and held it up. It was found that both arms were exposed.

I asked Su Wan, "Do you think this umbrella suits my temperament?"

Su Wan blinked and blinked: "Brother, you are so cute holding this umbrella!"

I looked at Li Cu again, Li Cu's face was distorted, I could see that he was trying very hard to hold back his smile, he desperately turned his mouth down, and stood at attention: "Boss, you look handsome with any umbrella!"

I smiled slightly: "I think the posture I hit you is more handsome, do you want to see my handsome posture?"

Just as I was about to clean up these two little bastards, I suddenly felt black on my head, and something warm covered my head. When I touched it was Pokerfase’s coat, he took off the coat and put it on me. body.

I glanced at Poker Bottle. He was holding an umbrella with a pink princess bow in his hand. That umbrella was smaller, and he was already wet. He seemed to be aware of this problem and simply threw the umbrella away.

Then he came over and put the hat on for me, wiped the rain on my face, and said lightly: "You will catch a cold in the rain, go back quickly."

The fire in my heart subsided all of a sudden, and I followed Pokyou Ping Dianly and went back. This trip was worth his damn money. It's rare to open the Pokyou Ping, so it's not worth it.

After I went back, I asked Li Cu and Su Wan to take out the cup, which was said to be indestructible even if an elephant stepped on it. I squeezed it and it was very strong, so I asked each of them to put a knee on their knees. When did he get up, let out a bad breath.

Hehe, the young people of today.