[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap

"Boss Wu, it's your package again!"

"Okay, let's put it on the table!" I lazily nestled on my recliner, didn't even bother to lift my fingers, so I just responded.

This is already the No. 20 package today, and it’s only 10:30 in the morning. I haven’t bought anything on Taobao recently, and [-]% of them belong to that little bastard Wang Meng.

I began to think about whether I had been too kind to him recently. When I was free recently, he was also free. He didn't have to go up and down the mountain and go to the sea to go back to the potted state of sitting in front of the computer all day long.

To say that the development of the Internet is really not a good thing. He used to sit in front of the computer and only know how to sweep mines and so on.

Thanks to him, the couriers who deliver to our area, regardless of SF Yuantong Zhongtong Yunda, all recognize my small shop. Every time I come, I don’t even need to sign for the receipt.

I still pay him the same salary as before because he is so idle.I decided to deduct all the water and electricity from his salary for the past few months, and I collected so many courier fees for him today, one package for one month, very good, and he will not think about a penny for the next three years take.

After figuring this out, I feel better. I am ready to stand up and pour a glass of water to moisten my throat. Today I asked Wang Meng to take Boyouping out to buy some clothes. The seasons change and Boyouping has no clothes to wear. I can’t do it every day. wear mine.

It's been half a year since I sold fruit on the edge of the West Lake in Pokerfing, and then I picked him up by mistake and picked him up. He's pretty good. He hid in the bronze door for ten years. After he came out, everything was settled. Pity me for the past ten years. Running around every day and suffering every day is still nothing to say.

Fortunately, after the right and wrong subsided, the three characters Zhang Qiling only became an ordinary code name, without those complicated meanings and heavy meanings, and Poker Ping could finally be an ordinary person.

His family genetic amnesia is not so easy to treat. Ten years have passed and he has calmed down a lot. He doesn’t worry about things he doesn’t remember. He lives his life and occasionally remembers something, but he remembers who I am. I only remembered half of it. In his mind, my image is probably that idiot who smashed half a mountain with an ice pick.

Aside from his poor memory, the past six months have been very uneventful. I kept him in my own shop in Hangzhou and fed him with delicious food and drink every day.Boyouping is a very easy-going person, he is not picky, he can eat a whole pot of rice.

The two of us plus Wang Meng, the three of us stay in the shop every day and wait to die. Wang Meng buys and buys in front of the computer every day. He sits on the oil bottle and chair and looks up at the sky and down at the ground. I just sit on the recliner. Lay down and read a book, say it sounds good, it's comfortable, say it sounds bad, it's decadent.

Sometimes two guests came and wanted to see something, so I would send Wang Meng to entertain them. Nine out of ten cases would fail.

Fatty came to visit us from Beijing occasionally, and he always laughed and said that I had a little boy at home. I thought that Boyouping was actually quite qualified to be a boy, not to mention being handsome, I think there are three or eighteen things. It's a little bit, it's not easy to pack.

After drinking the water, I turned around and kicked a pile of cardboard boxes. The twenty large and small packages had spread from the table to the ground. I rolled my eyes and grabbed one from the ground. It was nine yuan and nine packages. Post's socks are in line with Wang Meng's taste.

This table is facing the entrance of my shop. People look inside to see what a bunch of express boxes look like. I don’t have any customers here. It’s still an antique shop, so the decoration can’t be too casual. I’m a person who pays attention to life. .

It just so happened that I had a backache after lying down all morning, and I was stretching and stretching, so I moved these express boxes to the corner while complaining.

Sure enough, most of these packages belonged to Wang Meng, and two belonged to me. One was sent by the fat man and the other was sent by the black glasses. I don’t know what it is. I put it aside and prepared to move look in.

I was not interested in what Wang Meng bought, but only in how to deduct his salary. When I moved to the last one, I accidentally lowered my head and found the three words Zhang Qiling scrawled in water pen on the list.

A package to Poker Bottle! ?

When I saw those three words, I felt unreal for a moment. How could someone send something to Poker Ping?And who knew that Poker Bottle lived with me?

I subconsciously looked at the sender and recipient information on the slip, but the slip was handwritten, and the words on the bottom slip were not clear after the top slip was torn off, and the pen on it was written by the courier to prevent the recipient from reading it unclear.

It can’t be Fatty and the others, even if they have something to send to the little brother, the recipient will write me, and will not directly write Zhang Qiling. I found that the tape on it is a special item for Taobao. Bought for Poker Bottle?

Forgive me for not being able to associate Poker Bottle with Taobao. He has been in Bronze Gate for ten years. Online shopping was still not fashionable when he went in. I have not taught him that this package cannot be Poker Bottle. I bought it myself.

I subconsciously wanted to take the package apart, but I stopped as soon as I tore off a layer of tape. What if the package was really bought by the little brother?If he really bought it, how impolite it would be for me to disassemble it for him without authorization. If he buys something shameful, I will dismantle it and take a look, and he will silence me again.

The best way is to call the courier and ask him for the sender's address on the courier list, but I found that I don't have the phone number of the courier, and I don't know the name of the delivery person, so I called the courier head office and said that the courier is not If you know where you are, you have to give me an answer tonight.

I thought to myself, isn't this delaying things? Let me watch this box for a day, and I can suffocate to death.In fact, my curiosity has not diminished at all, but it has been suppressed for a long time. The destruction of human nature is very painful, and things will always be reversed. Once I relax my curiosity, it is worse than before.

What's more, this is related to Poker Bottle.

I don't suspect that there is something wrong with the things in this box, I'm just curious about what's in it. I'm still very confident in what I'm doing, and there shouldn't be anything wrong.

Is this a prank?Did Fatty or Xiaohua do it on purpose?Just to hurry me?It's not impossible, they know that I have no ability to resist Zhang Qiling's matter, and the possibility of doing it on purpose is very high.

I picked up the box and shook it. There was no movement inside, and the bag was quite tight. I wish I could have a pair of see-through eyes and see what's inside in minutes, but in reality, I can only stare at it. .

This box is not big, just medium in size. I made gestures and it seemed that I couldn't put a human head in it, at most I could put a severed hand or something.I thought of the immoral things I did to Li Cu, and I couldn't help suspecting that it might be fingers, and when I opened it, a pile of hair mounds like prunes and vegetables fell out?

The Zhang family knows that the patriarch has come out?Send some greetings?Unlikely hmm.

In the end, I still couldn’t resist the temptation, and I was afraid that Poker Bottle would find that the package had been opened when I came back, so I carefully tore off the tape bit by bit, without letting it stick to a little bit of paper scraps. I ordered 32 likes for my agile skills .

There is also a foam box inside the cardboard box. This kind of box is usually used to send food or fragile things. It is not particularly easy to buckle. It is much more difficult to open the lid without buckling the foam on the top than tearing off the tape. It took me a lot of effort. Less effort.

When I opened the package, I had fully prepared myself. No matter what I opened, I would not be surprised. Even if it was a human head, a stump, a sea monkey, etc., I would never blink my eyes too much.

When the package was opened, I still rubbed my eyes to make sure I read it correctly, because what I saw in the box was a bunch of hairy, earthy green, round things.

Kiwi.

What was in the box was actually a bunch of kiwis, each of which was labeled and wrapped in bubble wrap, lying quietly in the square space separated by the partition, looking sweet and delicious.

Someone sent a box of kiwi fruit to my brother?Are you kidding me?

I even suspect that this is a grenade disguised as a kiwi fruit. This appearance is to confuse me. When I want to eat it, I take it out and blow it with a knife, and it will explode with a bang. Later, I think this idea is too stupid.I really saw that the kiwis in this box were indeed real kiwis, all of them were big and heavy, the kind that could be eaten after a day or two.

I took out every kiwi fruit. According to my research on this kind of things, the kiwi fruit may be just a cover, and the real purpose may be hidden in the box.

But this box is very ordinary, I turned it over and over again, if not to maintain its integrity, I would like to tear it layer by layer.

There is no problem with the box, so will there be any problem with the fruit?I checked the kiwis one by one, and removed the bubble wrap one by one, including the labels, to see if there was any mystery underneath.

Not at all, I spent two hours researching these kiwis, and finally found nothing, just 23 kiwis.

I feel a bit of a headache, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a problem with these things, but it happens to be okay, and this becomes the biggest problem.Zhang Qiling has a package containing 23 ordinary kiwis.

Even if Poker-Face has sold fruit before, it doesn't mean that the fruit has too much to do with him. Why did someone send him 23 kiwis?

At this time, I suddenly noticed a piece of paper floating on the ground. This piece of paper is obviously not from my store. It should have come out when I opened the box. I was hit hard by the kiwi, so I ignored this piece of paper. Quickly bent down to pick it up and look at it.

This piece of colorful paper is in the style of a typical Taobao store. I found that it was a delivery list from a fruit specialty store. A box of high-quality kiwi fruit costs 39 yuan. The buyer’s name is Uncle Zhang at Bronze Gate. Print the fifteen words of praise and return three yuan in cash.

Poker bottle was broken by Wang Meng?I'm in a trance, this box of kiwis is bought from Boyouping online?No way?

I saw the ultimate in a trance.

When I finally regained my senses from the kiwi's ultimate, I found that it was getting closer, Wang Meng and his brother should be back soon.I hurriedly put the kiwi back one by one, rewrapped the package, and put it in Wangmeng's pile of packages seemingly randomly, but felt unsafe, so I took it out and put it on the table neatly.

At 01:30, Wang Meng finally came back with a stuffy oil bottle, several big bags of clothes in his hand, and I saw a few expensive LOGOs. It must be deducted from his salary.

But I have more important things to do now, so I waved my hand and asked Wang Meng to take a bunch of his things to the second floor, and then pretended to be casual and said: "Brother, I have a package for you today, let me put it on the table for you." up."

Poker-Face nodded and walked over to pick up his package. He didn't seem to find anything wrong. I was a little thankful that I didn't expose the fact that I had stolen it. I was also curious if he bought it, so I secretly followed him. complexion.

Poker bottle tore open the package, hummed, I was startled, not quite sure what his "hmm" meant, and thought, did he still find out that I touched these kiwis?Are the eyes too sharp?Or did he not buy this box of kiwis himself?What is the mystery in it?

"Wu Xie, did you..." The little brother pointed to the box, hesitant to say, "Stolen my kiwi fruit?"

I was dumbfounded.

Poker bottle said: "I bought 24 kiwis, and one is missing."

I don't know how many he bought. At that time, I was only obsessed with the function of these kiwis, and didn't pay attention to the quantity at all. Then I remembered that the box had two layers, a three-by-four grid, and twelve on each layer. The corner is empty, one is missing.

Heaven and earth conscience, it looked like this when I opened it, there was nothing in the grid, I checked the box inside and out more than a dozen times, didn't I know if it was there?That's 23, really.

I quickly said: "No! I just took it apart and looked at it! I didn't steal it!"

Poker bottle looked at me with a strange look, as if I was a child who stole food and didn’t know how to wipe his mouth. I was going crazy. I would have taken a picture of him when I opened the box. or something.

"I didn't steal your kiwi fruit! Damn, why can't I eat a kiwi fruit? This peach is not yet ripe! How can I eat it?" I slapped the table, feeling that my IQ had been insulted Well, as for sneaking open his box and stuffing it back as it was, just to eat a kiwi!Master spent so much effort just to steal a kiwi from this poor man! ?

Who am I for!I am worried about him!If this is Wang Meng's package, I don't care if the bomb inside is opened and his flesh and blood are separated!A heartless person who actually suspects that I stole his kiwi fruit!I just ate and could do nothing, not to mention that I really didn't eat.

Poker-Face has a look of beating me up, I know he doesn't believe what I said, he's already sure in his heart that I stole that kiwi fruit, everything I'm saying now is just to cover up that I stole a kiwi fruit fact.

I said seriously to Poker-Face: "You have to know that I bought all your food and clothing for you, and I can steal a kiwi from you. Don't you admit it? It’s okay to wrap all the fruits, what kind of eyes do you have!!”

Poker Bottle picked up the box and patted my shoulder: "I can eat it in a few days, but it's still sour now."

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I!without!have!steal!eat!you!of!one!indivual!macaque!monkey!Peach!

I!without!have!

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Buyer: Uncle Zhang at the Bronze Gate

The buyer did not make a comment, and the system defaults to praise.

[Addition] What a broken shop!It's still innocent! ?Do you know if one is missing!The attitude is so imprecise!Damn, one less hair! !It's not a kiwi problem! !This is a matter of credibility! !fraud!big liar! ! !Close the door early! !Selling a fart kiwi!I don't want to eat kiwi in my life!Assi!

[Explanation] Dear, I am very sorry for the trouble you have caused. If there is something missing, please contact us. We will reissue or refund you. It’s just one kiwi missing, so you don’t have to be so angry...