My gay friend always thinks he is straight

The elevator door opened with a ding, and a strong smell of alcohol rushed over from the closed space.Chu Ge frowned, and immediately covered his nose with the back of his hand, wondering if the person opposite had soaked his clothes in the wine barrel.When he looked up, he saw the drunken man with a flushed face leaning against the wall, with a smile on his lips, and his eyes seemed to be glued to him.

"Sun Yuzhou?!" Chu Ge exclaimed, and even the big tortoise at his feet glanced back and forth between Chu Ge and Sun Yuzhou in a daze.

"Chu Ge." Sun Yuzhou propped his body up with the back elbow, and the suit on his arm was precarious. He staggered a few steps, his footsteps were weak and his figure was unstable, and he was about to fall down.

At this moment, the elevator door was about to close, but Chu Ge had no time to help him, so he quickly blocked the door.Sun Yuzhou tripped himself and swayed like he was hanging on the elevator door.He looked at Chu Ge with blurred eyes, and wanted to touch something with a trembling hand, but waved it slightly in the air a few times, and then pinched his thigh severely, "Ah... it's not a dream."

Just as Chu Ge wanted to have a few words with Lu Haikong, he picked up the phone and saw that the call had been hung up, wondering if he had hung up the call in a hurry.He didn't have time to dial it back now, so he could only support Sun Yuzhou who was about to fall to the ground at any moment.

"I want to go home..." Sun Yuzhou leaned on Chu Ge and muttered to himself.

Chu Ge: Don't make it sound like I'm kidnapping and selling you!

He sighed and found it very difficult to make a choice, should he help Sun Yuzhou go home?Not to mention that Lu Haikong will be angry, and he doesn't like it himself, but if he wants to open a room in a nearby hotel and put Sun Yuzhou in for a night...it seems more difficult to explain clearly?

"What do you think we should do?" Chu Ge lowered his head and asked Big Turtle.

After stretching his neck and looking at Chu Ge for a few times, the big turtle slowly retracted his head, explaining in a serious manner what is meant by [a turtle with a shrunken head].

At this moment, the person with his head resting on his shoulders suddenly opened his eyes, stood up straight with some clarity, and ran to the stairs to look up at the numbers hanging on the wall.

"This is not my house!" Sun Yuzhou ran back to the elevator and pressed the numbers, saying a series of numbers as if he would forget them if he didn't say them, "501501501501..."

Only then did Chu Ge realize that he had pressed the wrong elevator, and was surprised to find that Sun Yuzhou was the upstairs neighbor who had just arrived a few days ago.

"Tsk, what a sinful fate."

When the elevator came, Chu Ge first carried the big turtle in, and then dragged Sun Yuzhou, who had died of drunkenness, into the elevator.

"Chu Ge" Sun Yuzhou hummed a few words on Chu Ge's shoulder, and then said in a tearful voice, "Why don't you be friends with me?"

Chu Ge pretended not to understand and looked up at the mirror above the elevator. Sun Yuzhou didn't wait for Chu Ge's response, and took advantage of Jiu Jin to touch the opponent's chest several times.

Chu Ge hurriedly tore off the hand stuck to his chest, and when the elevator door opened, he immediately helped him to the wall and took out the key from his trousers pocket.Chu Ge opened the door, and said to the big turtle at his feet, "This is a little secret between us, you know? Little secret... eh? Where's the turtle?"

At this time, the elevator alarm bell rang, and when he looked back, he saw the big turtle stuck in the middle of the elevator door. Chu Ge was so frightened that he quickly left the people beside him aside, and hurriedly rescued the big turtle, "Fortunately, you have this Shell, or your turtle head will be pinched... eh? Forget it..."

By the time the man and the turtle were dragged through the door, Chu Ge was already sweating and his back was already wet.A drunk person's body sank like a large mass of dead flesh, especially Sun Yuzhou's state of being so drunk suddenly and then sober for a few seconds was even more tiring.

Chu Ge didn't even want to recognize the bedroom door, so he threw the person on the sofa very simply and was ready to run quickly, leaving no trace of the crime.As soon as he turned around, his hand was grabbed by the person under him. Sun Yuzhou's strength seemed to have taken a Hercules pill suddenly, causing Chu Ge to fall unsteadily on top of him.

Sun Yuzhou groaned under the pressure, and then a little smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he hugged Chu Ge tightly and did not let go.

"Can you stay with me for a while?" Sun Yuzhou leaned close to Chu Ge's ear, his hoarse voice smelled of alcohol but was as gentle as honey.

The hairs on Chu Ge's back stood up, and he quickly slammed into Sun Yuzhou's numbness point, the arms around his waist suddenly loosened, and Chu Ge quickly stood up uncomfortably.

"You're still unconscious." Chu Ge picked up the suit jacket on the ground and threw it on him. "If you feel uncomfortable, just vomit for a while. I'll go first."

"Why don't you be friends with me?" Sun Yuzhou pressed his forehead in pain, leaned on the sofa panting and sat up with some difficulty.

You can't say it's because you have bad intentions, can you?While obvious, isn't it a little too narcissistic to say that?Chu Ge thought for a while, and said tactfully, "Because the motherland has not been recovered, I have no intention of making friends..."

The reasons are above board!Very reasonable!

Hearing this reason, Sun Yuzhou lowered his head and laughed, his shoulders trembled slightly. He raised his head, his eyes sparkled, and his voice seemed to be begging, "Are you worried that I will like you?"

Just as Chu Ge was about to nod, he heard Sun Yuzhou say again, "You don't have to worry at all..."

Chu Ge breathed a sigh of relief, only to hear the next sentence, "Because I have always liked you, but Lu Haikong took the opportunity."

Fuck, can you finish talking in one breath?

"Obviously the person I liked first, why is he with someone else?" Sun Yuzhou couldn't figure it out, he counted on his fingers, "I have liked you since junior high school, until now, how many years has it been? Lu Haikong and others How long? How long have you been together? Why? Why is he with you!"

With a hoarse voice, Sun Yuzhou's eyes were flushed with anger. He struggled to get up, walked up to Chu Ge with heavy steps, and roared unwillingly, "Why!"

Chu Ge's shoulder hurt from being scratched, but the words in his mouth couldn't come out...

How to say?If you don't believe me, take a look at the big turtle, this is about the bastard and mung bean.

But if he said this, judging from Sun Yuzhou's current situation, he might transform...

Chu Ge organized his words, and when he was about to speak, he saw Sun Yuzhou's aura pause, and the situation of barking his teeth and claws disappeared immediately.His shoulders slumped, and he wanted to lean over with a bit of grievance, "Chu Ge, I like... ouch..."

Chu Ge looked hopeless, and stretched out a finger to push away the person leaning on him who vomited.

He probably drank on an empty stomach and was very drunk. Although Chu Ge didn't have any disgusting filth on his body, his T-shirt was full of vomited wine stains and other things that he couldn't bear to look at. He almost vomited it up.

He took off the T-shirt neatly, and when Sun Yuzhou came out of the bathroom, he saw Chu Ge's lean upper body, his muscles were clearly defined but not flamboyant, like a leopard lurking in the grass, his eyes were naked.

Sun Yuzhou swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and unconsciously wanted to touch it with his fingers. His eyes were also slightly red after being drunk, and he could clearly feel his heart beating more and more violently.

Chu Ge didn't know the danger in front of him. He found a bag to put the dirty T-shirt in, and leaned over to hug the big turtle in his arms.

The mermaid line bends to the unknown underground, like a fairy, seducing mortals all the way to touch it, and it is not hesitating to sacrifice their lives.

Chu Ge suddenly turned around holding the turtle, and Sun Yuzhou kept saying that he liked it, which reminded him of Zhao Da's self-satisfied inference, so he hesitated and said, "You have someone, let's live a good life together..."

Sun Yuzhou was startled, and before the alcohol dissipated, he blurted out unconsciously, "You know?! How did you know?!"

What the hell is that?Chu Ge was stunned, I just exploded!I didn't expect what Zhao Da said was true, my god, the expensive circle is too messy...

Chu Ge settled down and persuaded, "Since you are already together, don't..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Yuzhou. He explained anxiously, "It's not what you think. Listen to me. We're not together, we're just dating x."

Chu Ge was dumbfounded: "...you are all adults, and I don't care about it...ah, no, do you take...measures?"

"Did you listen to what he said?" Sun Yuzhou lowered his head and pondered for a while, but he could only feel the sudden pain in his temples. His mind was muddled, and he said indiscriminately, "I have no feelings for him, I can only use it."

Chu Ge: ...Do you want to wake up?As if to say something terrible big big mi?

He didn't dare to continue listening to it. Mi Mi, the bigger it is, the more attractive it is, but sometimes it's very dangerous.Chu Ge was about to open the door in a hurry with the big turtle in his arms. Seeing that the other party didn't listen to the explanation, Sun Yuzhou couldn't hold back immediately, and rushed forward impatiently to hold Chu Ge lazily.

After pushing and pulling, Chu Ge unexpectedly opened the door. He was naked to the waist, holding a big turtle in his arms, and Sun Yuzhou's arms were tightly wrapped around his waist.The other party leaned over behind him, as if wrapping his arms around him.

Standing at the door, Lu Haikong, the scene in front of him was like a thunderbolt, exploding in the clear sky.

Sun Yuzhou squinted his eyes to see who was coming, smiled provocatively, lowered his head and put Chu Ge's earlobe in his mouth, and licked it around the ear.

Chu Ge shuddered, and his arms got goosebumps. He didn't care to break free from the embrace behind him, and urgently wanted to explain to Lu Haikong, "Haikong, listen to me..."

Lu Haikong's face was a bit ferocious, his brows frowned, and he shouted sharply, "Let go!"