My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Chu Ge finished processing the tail of the manuscript in the morning and sent it to Fang Yuanyuan. Seeing that the document was received, he stretched. Just as he was about to turn off the computer, he saw a bunch of messages from Fang Yuanyuan.

[Fang Fang Yuan Yuan: Chu Ge, you have changed, you are no longer the old you.The manuscript has been delayed until now, and I have to go downstairs to buy you blades. ]

[Besieged on all sides: Oh, maybe he has become handsome? ]

[Fang Fang Yuan Yuan: Hello, the content you sent is false and has been blocked. ]

[Besieged on all sides: Aren't you busy today?I see you still have time to chat. ]

[Fang Fang Yuan Yuan: I've been making jokes all morning, I feel so empty without you, and I need to go to your house to eat to fill it up. ]

Then Fang Yuanyuan sent a message of missing Chu Qiu, and the two agreed to have dinner together at noon before giving up.Their home is not far from the company, and there is a good hot pot restaurant nearby. Seeing that there was still some time before get off work, Chu Ge walked over there unhurriedly.As a result, as soon as he arrived at the entrance of the hot pot restaurant, he saw Fang Yuanyuan waving at him enthusiastically.

Chu Ge laughed and said, "You left early right after you logged off? Does the boss know that you are so free and undisciplined?"

Fang Yuanyuan waved her hand nonchalantly, "I'm a bird in the company, so I must go out and eat hot pot to rekindle the passion in my heart."

After finding a seat, Fang Yuanyuan still ordered food for the two of them, and with Chu Ge's appetite, the two of them ate like five people.

"There are still three people who haven't arrived." Fang Yuanyuan took a sip of tea calmly and said calmly, "Let's light it first, and they will come later."

The waiter nodded knowingly.

The soup at the bottom of the hot pot was gurgling and boiling, and Fang Yuanyuan quickly picked up the meat with his sharp eyes and hands.Chu Ge watched from the side, dumbfounded, "Don't worry, I won't rob you, really. You eat meat like a hungry tiger."

Fang Yuanyuan swallowed a big mouthful of meat, then breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I recently lost weight, and I only eat one meal a day at noon, so hungry that I don't even recognize my mother. By the way, have you contacted Xiaoqiu recently?"

Chu Ge suddenly remembered the lost puppet, and after thinking about it, he took the time to ask the protagonist, "Not yet, just to remind me that Xiao Qiuluo has a particularly ugly puppet at home, you don't even know how ugly it is."

"I know." Fang Yuanyuan thought for a while, "Is it the one with red eyes? Xiaoqiu mentioned it in the chat before, saying that it was given by a fortune teller to prevent pregnancy. It is very effective in warding off evil spirits."

She raised her eyebrows and said, "Is it effective for contraception?"

"..." Chu Ge, "Do you want me to buy another one and give it to you?"

"Then you have to give me a boyfriend first." Fang Yuanyuan said, "Otherwise, every single dog can use contraception, okay?"

"Do you think I have to buy another one to keep at home?" Chu Ge frowned bitterly, "I lost that one."

"Because of contraception?"

"No, simply because it's ugly."

After the meal, Fang Yuanyuan fell on the chair feeling her chubby stomach, sighed contentedly, and when she was trying to stuff the sour plum juice in small mouthfuls, she was suddenly choked and coughed violently.

"Ahem...that person." Fang Yuanyuan put down the cup, patted his chest for a while, then recovered, pointed at the person behind Chu Ge, and said, "Isn't that your little white lotus rival?"

Chu Ge immediately understood that Fang Yuanyuan was talking about Yan Sheng.

He looked back, and sure enough, he saw four or five boys gathered around a table, and Yan Sheng in the middle seemed to be getting thinner and thinner.

"Hey! Do you know that this is called peeping?" Fang Yuanyuan was in a hurry, and slapped the table to call Chu Ge back, "You still look back at him openly?"

Chu Ge reminded her, "We are eating in an open and aboveboard manner, and this is at most a chance encounter. You go back and watch less spy and war movies, and watch more cartoons to refresh your mind."

"..." Fang Yuanyuan rolled her eyes at the air, "What cartoon?"

"Teletubbies." Just as Chu Ge was about to turn his head, Yan Sheng also looked up to this side. When the eyes of the two met, Yan Sheng seemed to want to come over.

Chu Ge: "I'll pay the bill, and then I'll go to the bathroom. You wait here for a while."

Fang Yuanyuan rolled her eyes at the air, and quickly said, "The warmth of a rival is the cruelty to oneself!"

Chu Ge smiled and went to the front desk, and met Yan Sheng on the way to the bathroom after paying the bill.The other party seemed to know his actions in advance, waiting for him in the aisle early.The shadows reflected by the light around him seemed weak and crumbling. Chu Ge could still remember the first time he saw Yan Sheng. At that time, he and Lu Haikong only met twice.I also happened to meet him while eating, but I felt that this person looked as good-looking as if he had walked out of the inside pages of a magazine.Comparing them now, there is always an indescribable strange feeling lingering in my heart.

Fang Yuanyuan attributed this emotion to [I feel relieved when I see my rival in love unhappy].Chu Ge felt that Yan Sheng probably had a really uncomfortable life, but why did he always want to meet in the bathroom?What kind of obsession is this?

Seeing the light shining in Yan Sheng's eyes, Chu Ge looked at him expectantly.He didn't make excuses, and said directly, "I asked Lu Chong about you."

The hands beside him were clenched nervously, and Yan Sheng took a small breath before asking, "Did he... say anything?"

"He hasn't been in City D for a long time, and he doesn't know what happened." Chu Ge frowned and asked, "What makes you think that Lu Chong must have done it?"

"How...how is it possible..." Yan Sheng bit his lower lip tightly, his words trembling, "except him, who else..."

Chu Ge naturally turned his elbow in. He also knew Lu Chong himself, and he was not very happy when he heard this. "It seems that you don't want to say anything. I understand that he won't use some dirty tricks. You... you'd better do it yourself, Lu Chong is a good boy."

After Chu Ge finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave. Behind him, Yan Sheng stared blankly ahead. Seeing Chu Ge turn around, he suddenly said, "Thank you..."

"Yeah." Chu Ge didn't look back, "You're welcome."

"Do you think I'm particularly annoying?" Yan Sheng asked suddenly, and continued, holding on tightly, "Do you know that I've been looking for Lu Haikong?"

Chu Ge remembered that it was the time when he went to eat at Lu Chong's house with a mask on, so he nodded and said, "I saw it."

"Then I understand." Yan Sheng said after a pause, "Do you think I'm greedy? But, I just want to find my own apples in the orchard."

Chu Ge was amused when he heard this metaphor, turned around and looked at him and said, "So I have been hesitant to pick and choose, and I think the missed apple is the right one?"

"How do you know which apple is the best if you don't pick?" Yan Sheng looked up at him with disapproval in his eyes.

"What I like is the best." Chu Ge felt that there was no need to talk about it.

"What if there are bugs?"

"Destroy it."

Yan Sheng felt a chill behind his back, Chu Ge gave him a sideways glance and strode away.

Saying goodbye to Fang Yuanyuan, Chu Ge felt sleepy when he returned home.The big tortoise retracted into its shell early to take a nap, and when it heard the sound, it slowly poked its head out. When it saw the person, Chu Ge rolled his eyes, swayed his limbs and dragged his heavy shell and crawled over.

Chu Ge took a piece of lettuce and sat on the ground, smilingly waiting for the big turtle to climb up, "Come for lunch."

The big turtle ate the lettuce slowly, and Chu Ge was full for lunch, and now he felt drowsy when he calmed down.

The warm thoughts, lust, and desires are indeed true, Chu Ge sighed, but he can't post to the photos?

The big turtle gnawed a few mouthfuls, then crawled up to Chu Ge's legs and stretched his neck to sniff.Seeing this, Chu Ge sniffed it a few times, and then the smell of hot pot filled his nose.

"It looks like you don't like hot pot." Chu Ge patted the tortoise's shell, "You take care of the house, I'll go take a shower."

As soon as Chu Ge left, Da Gui abandoned his lunch, dragged his shell and prepared to go to the bathroom door to watch over the house.

Chu Ge saw a foggy shadow at the foot of the bathroom door, and he came out wiping his hair, "When Biscuit comes back, you two stand on the left and right, majestic and domineering! I will sleep later, and when I wake up, I will take you for a walk."

I don't know if I ate too much mutton and got angry. Chu Ge took a nap and woke up feeling wet in his underwear.A white light flashed in my mind, and I remembered the daydream I had just now, and how many times I had rolled back and forth with Lu Haikong, but I still can't count them.But... this is really a nocturnal emission.

Chu Ge got up helplessly, went to the bathroom, washed the underwear and hung them on the balcony.I don't know how to explain it when Lu Haikong comes back. If the facts are true, the battle tonight must be fierce.

It was getting late and the lights were on.The cool breeze blows at night, sweeping away the rush of the day and unloading the tiredness of the whole body.Chu Ge changed his clothes, fed the big tortoise dinner, and went for a walk with the big tortoise in his arms.

Just after leaving the house, Lu Haikong received a call. Chu Ge originally planned to go downstairs directly without taking the elevator, but it was a bit difficult to hold the tortoise in one hand and make a phone call with the other, so he put the tortoise on the ground and waited for the elevator, freeing up his hands to get tired of Lu Haikong.

"Have you eaten at noon?" Lu Haikong asked, "I called you a few times in the afternoon but didn't answer, are you sleeping?"

Chu Ge responded, "I ate too much at noon..." Suddenly remembering the spring dream he had in the afternoon, he decided to change the subject decisively.

Unexpectedly, Lu Haikong answered naturally, "Feeling warm, thinking, lust, and desire, did you dream of me this afternoon?"

Chu Ge faltered and said, "I dreamed..."

Lu Haikong was originally joking, but when he heard this, his body became hot, and he said righteously, "I'll go back early at night, you wait for me."

Chu Ge laughed, "Okay, then come back quickly, I'll wait for you."

Lu Haikong touched his nose nervously, but luckily no nosebleed came out.The two of them chatted another little love story, and Chu Ge urged him to go to work quickly.

Lu Haikong said relentlessly, "Then give me something and I'll go."

Chu Ge laughed and said, "What the fuck..."

"...????" Lu Haikong was in a daze, but after thinking about it, it was right, first it was the first thing, then it was the trough, and the transition from beginning to end was perfectly connected.Just when he was about to reply, a sudden exclamation came from the other side, "Sun Yuzhou?!"