My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Lu Haikong saw that Chu Ge hung up the phone and was still flicking his phone with a sad face. He couldn't help laughing, "Boiling medicine counts as No. 11?"

Chu Ge looked up at him, and then remembered the [Decathlon] he played, and said embarrassedly, "Or tell me how to do it, and I will go now, you should rest for a while, and your muscles will move." The bone is still a hundred days away, do you want to take a few days off?"

Lu Haikong stood up from the sofa, took the slippers that Chu Ge had kicked aside and put them under his feet, "I'll go to the kitchen with you, so that you won't hurt yourself after frying the pot."

"You forgot to step over when my IQ passed the New Year's Eve." Chu Ge put on his shoes and said unwillingly following behind Lu Haikong.

In the end, the medicine was not fried, and Lu Haikong's cell phone rang, probably because it took a long time to explain the case.Chu Ge listened to Lu Haikong's instructions and looked at the medicine pot, but forgot to turn on the smoking machine, and almost fainted in the overwhelming strong smell of Chinese medicine.

Holding his nose with one hand and holding his breath, he quickly turned on the smoking machine.The mobile phone that happened to be placed aside also rang. Chu Ge thought it was Master and quickly picked it up, but after checking the caller ID, he found out that it was Fang Yuanyuan.

"Chu Ge!" Fang Yuanyuan burst into surprise on the opposite side, "Guess what news the boss gave me just now?"

"Did you win Bai Fushuai with a promotion and a salary increase?" Chu Ge quickly exited the kitchen after turning on the hood, closed the door behind him, and gasped.

"I'm still on my way home. How could you finish a round of cs and then start a hand-to-hand fight?" Fang Yuanyuan said in surprise when she heard the panting on the phone, "Your six-pack abs are really dry, Chu Ge!"

"Quickly clear the bullet screen in your mind," Chu Ge said, "I'm making medicine, and I forgot to turn on the smoking machine, and I almost suffocated to death."

When Chu Ge said this, he suddenly paused, thinking that he had to buy a pennant and award it to Lu Haikong.

"We don't have to go to work next week," Fang Yuanyuan almost jumped up happily, "The company organized a trip to city l, and I wrote your name on it. Do you still bring your family? Otherwise, Zhao Da will be your family, Chu Qiu count as my family?"

"Is it really okay for you to snatch my sister so openly?" Chu Ge asked, "I'll go back and ask Zhao Da if he can spare some time. If he wants to go, he can just follow him. Why did you suddenly travel to City L?"

"Probably because I've been so busy during this period of time, let's take a little vacation." Fang Yuanyuan thought for a while and then said, "That's what it said on the surface, but in fact, city l and city h are very close, and I heard that the boss always secretly Those who went to City H to fulfill their vows, I heard that they went to a temple in City H to worship, and when they turned back, Madam was remembered by Songzi Guanyin, very spiritual."

Chu Ge was terrified when he heard it, and there was always a feeling that the teacher was cheating and abducting him under various guises.Needless to say, there should be no one else in the temple in city h who can do such a thing.

Chu Ge and Fang Yuanyuan confessed clearly, and it was only after hanging up the phone that they remembered that they should take medicine to adjust the fire.Just as he turned around and was about to run into the kitchen, he saw a person already standing in the kitchen.

"When did you come back?" Chu Ge opened the door and asked, "Is the fire tuned?"

Lu Haikong nodded, "Don't worry about it, I've set a time, just come back later. Did you have something to do?"

"Fang Yuanyuan called and said that the company organized a trip to L city, and it happened that the weather is hot recently to escape the summer heat." Chu Ge said, "I will find the medicine for this period of time and bring it to the Chinese medicine store. I feel sorry for bothering you every day. .”

"It's too thin in the pharmacy." Lu Haikong opened the medicine pot and stirred it a few times. "I'll introduce you to a store. When it's ready, you can take it and put it in the refrigerator."

After the medicine was cooled and warmed, Lu Haikong drank it without saying a word.Before Chu Ge could react, Lu Haikong had already taken a cup of honey water and came over to stand beside him.

Chu Ge took the honey water dejectedly, and the strong man held the medicine bowl in his arms and prepared to die together.Although Lu Haikong forced him to drink medicine for nearly half a month, he still couldn't adapt to the bitterness of traditional Chinese medicine.

Just after I drank the traditional Chinese medicine, before I had time to drink honey water to suppress the bitter taste, the mobile phone beside me rang again.

"Why are you so good at picking your time?" Chu Ge managed to swallow the water, "Did you take Xiaoqiu back?"

"No, we are going to pick you up." Zhao Da said cheerfully, "I asked for leave from the gym, and went to City L with you, but you play your tricks. Are you at Officer Lu's house now? Hurry up, We'll take you home and pack your bags."

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Chu Ge was a little puzzled, "Fang Yuanyuan just notified me, and it will take a few days to wait for the company organization to happen."

"Doesn't it take time for me to buy the right swimming trunks? Did you know that I ran out of sunscreen recently?" Zhao Da quickly made a list of ten items, but he didn't seem to stop talking. Chu Qiu next to him didn't know what to say. shut up.

It didn't take long for the sound of honking the horn to be heard downstairs. Chu Ge went to the window and looked down, and saw Zhao Da waving at him from the driver's seat.

"Can't you tell me you're here?" Chu Ge asked helplessly.

"Huh? You're right when you say that."

……

Chu Ge hung up the phone and greeted Lu Haikong.

"The company recently organized a trip to city l, and I..."

"It's fun," Lu Haikong took Chu Ge's coat over, "L City is near the sea, it's best to bring sunscreen and some medicine, in case you encounter jellyfish, you can detoxify it."

Chu Ge was stunned for a moment, and then said, "I asked the company for leave, and you can't leave you alone when your arm is injured during this period."

Lu Haikong didn't care, "I just suffered a slight fracture in my left arm. It's not that serious. There are relatively few cases recently, so I'm quite free. I think you've been working overtime recently, so it's good to relax."

"You have a fractured bone and you sneezed. It's as if you just put a Band-Aid on it and it'll be healed immediately." Chu Ge said, "The orthopedic doctor even explained to me for a long time, and you didn't even bother to put on and change clothes. ?"

"It's okay for me to wear casual clothes. Besides, if you don't go to play for a few days, I won't even be able to take care of myself." Lu Haikong brought Chu Ge's coat over, "Go back and get ready, Zhao Da is below Wait, I'll take you down."

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Da called again.

Chu Ge directly refused to answer, raised his head and said to Lu Haikong, "Don't send me down, take a good rest, I've been tired all day today, my arm

It still hurts for a while, if you really can’t stand it, you can take some painkillers, but don’t take too much and hurt your nerves. "

Lu Haikong responded, quietly moved to the table, stuffed the painkiller behind him into the palm of his hand, sighed, "The doctor seems to have forgotten to prescribe the painkiller for me, and I'm busy with work recently, I don't know if I have time to buy medicine. "

Chu Ge was startled, and hurriedly said, "The nearby pharmacy must be off work now, or I'll buy some for you tomorrow?"

"Forget it," Lu Haikong shook his head, "After all, it's not good to eat too much, I'd better bear it."

"Then you must call me if you have anything to do." Chu Ge urged anxiously.

Lu Haikong hesitated, "You are on vacation..."

"It's okay," Chu Ge said decisively, "I'm always on the phone, if you have something to do, you must let me know?"

Chu Ge thought for a while, worried that Lu Haikong would become a machismo like others, and he gritted his teeth and didn't talk about his pain. Lu Haikong also wanted to save his arm injury, so he quickly took out his mobile phone, "I don't usually use any social software. , this number is the number I use to communicate with Master and the others, and they are all switched on 24 hours a day. If you have anything to do, just call me on this number."

Lu Haikong looked at the card 2 in his phone and saved it with satisfaction.

After Chu Ge went downstairs, he saw Zhao Da humming to the beat of the steering wheel with an excited expression on his face, while Chu Qiu was sitting in the back seat with earphones plugged into his ears, with an unconcealable disgust still on his face.

Chu Ge opened the door and listened closer, only to find that Zhao Da had been humming.

"Xia Tian quietly went over to leave a little secret, from the bottom of my heart to see who is a base."

Chu Ge got on the co-pilot and immediately interrupted Zhao Da's brain-piercing voice, "It's alright, alright, let's keep a little secret. With your lecherous expression, you almost pulled up the pants of men all over the world."

"Hey, look at what you said, am I so impatient?" Zhao Da snorted a few times, "I finally understand that what is rushing is not business, but being able to be sold

The grandson Zhang Tiande hooked up with was not a decent citizen.I have to dig and find slowly, and I have to take off my pants slowly. "

"Be careful! There is still an underage girl sitting behind!" Chu Qiu stretched out his arm and patted the back of the chair, "Can you care about the future of the successor? You spread dirty jokes everywhere, and let the future of the motherland have someone ?”

"I don't count on you for the future of the motherland," Zhao Da said, "I think all the teenagers nowadays are the sun at eight or nine o'clock, except you are the one shot down by Hou Yi."

Chu Qiu: ...

"Is there any end to flirting with cats and dogs?" Chu Ge put on his seat belt, and he was already familiar with this gag mode.

Chu cat Zhao dog: ...

Zhao Da has already bought all the items on the list that need to be bought, and now he is planning to go home and tidy up.

"How is Officer Lu?" Zhao Da asked casually, "Why did you leave early to go to the hospital?"

"His arm bone was broken, and he went to the hospital to take a plaster cast on the film." Chu Ge also felt a little tired now, and couldn't help yawning.

"Can you drive faster, I'm exhausted from playing cs with you today."

"A plaster cast is required for a fractured bone?" Zhao Da asked in bewilderment, "Why did we still have a fractured bone while playing CS? How intense are your moves?"

Chu Qiu also quietly paused the music on the phone, pretending not to hear, and eavesdropping on the conversation.

"Your mind is full of dirt?" Chu Ge rolled his eyes at him, "The gang in the temple stepped on it a long time ago, and the hole we dug earlier is the one we fell into today."

Only then did Zhao Da suddenly realize, "I said when the physical fitness of college students became so unbelievable, hey, the ghost festival that the gang of little bastards agreed to come? The gang in the temple are all here?"

"It seems that everyone who asked to be a teacher has come, and I called the master today, but the master said that only five came." Chu Ge recalled,

"Who are the remaining two on the opposing team? Do you know?"

Zhao Da twisted his hair, stopped in front of the red light, and tried to recall the scene of today's battle. After a while, he shook his head and said, "I can't remember, the camouflage painting on the opponent's face looks like a facial makeup."

Chu Ge frowned, and suddenly said, "That's why I feel a little strange."