My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Chu Ge turned his head and glanced at Lu Haikong on the sofa, feeling that he was facing a dying patient.

He touched his chest, and there was a jade there, which had been with him since he was brought to the temple by his master.The master said that this piece of jade has the effect of nourishing the body and prolonging life. He didn't believe in evil when he was a child, and he was very noisy. He was just a different kind of bear child

Son, none of the tiles in the upper house will be left behind.

The master was worried that he would break Yu Neng, so he tried hard to persuade him not to listen. Later, he had no choice but to call Chu Ge to him to reveal the truth.

"Little Chuge, the temple can't open the pot anymore." The master wiped some onion juice on the palm of his hand, wiped his eyes with his hand, and burst into tears, "Your jade is the most valuable in the temple. If it is broken, Master will not be able to pay for it."

Chu Ge looked at Master in surprise, "Master, didn't you say that this piece of jade belongs to us? Why do we have to pay for it?"

Master: "... This piece of jade is kept in our temple."

Chu Ge heard that he was about to pick off the jade, and his little face was shocked, "Master, no matter how poor we are, we can't be greedy for other people's things!"

The master was attracted by Chu Ge's wrinkled little fat face, and quickly hugged Xiao Chuge in his arms to coax him. Not only did he agree to go to the back mountain to catch ten rabbits and roast them, he also agreed to give Chu Ge three days off.

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Chu Ge originally planned to pick off the jade and bring it to Lu Haikong, which was considered a lucky start.But when he thought of the scene where his master told him never to take down the jade, he still sighed and gave up.

Chu Ge took another look at the person outside, and now felt that the other person was terminally ill, lingering on his last breath, and had only a few days to live.

He couldn't tell what it was like, just like watching a friend say goodbye to him smartly, but he knew in his heart that the other party would never come back.

Chu Ge felt a little irritable in his heart, felt his nose a little sour, and now he had no intention of making medicine, so he opened the door and went to the living room.

Lu Haikong leaned on the sofa, breathing slightly ups and downs, Chu Ge sniffled, feeling a bitter taste in his heart.Just as he was about to raise his hand to touch the other person's face, Lu Haikong suddenly opened his eyes.

Looking at Chu Ge lying in front of him, Lu Haikong was both surprised and happy. He rubbed the tip of his nose against Chu Ge's forehead and said, "What's wrong? Did the cooking blow up the kitchen?"

Feeling that the person in front of him was still smiling, Chu Ge couldn't help holding his hand and said meaningfully, "I know it all, you...do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"

Lu Haikong was taken aback by Chu Ge's solemn attitude, and asked confusedly, "It doesn't matter if the kitchen was bombed, what happened to you?"

"How long do you want to keep it from me? Just tell me directly. Is it on your wish list if you like me?" Chu Ge thought for a while, and said decisively, "If there is..."

Lu Haikong sat up straight, feeling a little overwhelmed. He held Chu Ge's arm and said solemnly, "What happened? You sit down first, and we will talk slowly."

When Chu Ge heard it, how could he speak slowly after a few days had passed?He simply said directly, "I asked someone about your package of medicine, and you said you..."

"You know?" Lu Haikong pursed his lips, "I didn't intend to tell you, I had an arm injury before, so I kept drinking that medicine..."

"Wait a minute," Chu Ge made a pause gesture, feeling that the emotions that have been brewing for a long time are now scattered to pieces, no need to blow it, it will dissipate after a while...

"Aren't you terminally ill?" Chu Ge raised his forehead, feeling that he had been deceived.

"Of course not. If I get terminally ill, it's probably on my bucket list not to meet you in this life." Lu Haikong smiled knowingly, and rubbed Chu Ge's hair, "Your hair is long, do you want to cut it shorter?"

Chu Ge breathed a sigh of relief, and now he was lying on the sofa, thinking that next time he would trust his senior brother again, he would definitely clean the toilet for three months.

He looked at Lu Haikong who stood up and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Go and boil the medicine." Lu Haikong stretched his sleepy neck, "By the way, let's see where the kitchen needs to be remedied."

"Come here first, I'll give you a neck massage." Chu Ge waved at him, "The sleeping position just now was wrong, or it will be even more uncomfortable later."

Lu Haikong walked to the door of the kitchen and saw that the mobile phone next to the stove kept flashing 2 incoming calls, so he couldn't help but stay a little distracted. He went to pick it up and walked back to the living room.He sat in front of Chu Ge, and handed the phone back to Chu Ge, "Did you forget to turn on the volume on your phone?"

Chu Ge squatted behind Lu Haikong, took the phone with one hand, put the other hand on the back of Lu Haikong's neck, and squeezed the acupuncture points with moderate strength.

The slightly cool hands touched his own skin little by little. For the first time, Lu Haikong felt that the massage was like flirting.

Chu Ge was still gently pinching and slowly rubbing the acupoints. After casually glancing at the calling number, he quickly sat up and prepared to file a complaint.

Lu Haikong felt the touch of separation behind him, and turned his head to look at Chu Ge.

"Master!" Chu Ge said arrogantly, "Brother lied to me again today!"

"Chu Ge!" The master replied in a serious tone, "Have you committed an old problem again? How many times have I told you, don't just rely on your martial arts skills to go all over the street and pretend to be a hero. I’ll do the math for you, if you lose your life, you’ll lose your life by helping others too much. Helping others is not a bad thing, but if you can’t help everyone regardless of friend or foe, that’s creating karma..."

Chu Ge felt his ears buzzing, stretched his hand on Lu Haikong's neck again, and pressed it hard in boredom, then suddenly remembered that the other party was a big living person, and he didn't act as a human sandbag and plum blossom pile in the temple, so he hurriedly Give it a rub.

Lu Huhu was rubbed on his neck, squinting his eyes comfortably, listening to Chu Ge's phone call.

"Master, I know. Since I graduated from middle school, how have I troubled you old man?" Chu Ge said indifferently, "If you talk about trouble, who can catch up with your disciples and grandchildren who come to meddle if they have nothing to do?"

"Don't change the subject for me," Master said unwaveringly, "Why did your brother say you beat someone to death? Do you still have a sacred and inviolable law in your heart?"

"...Master, have you been tired of crimes and watched too many movies recently?" Chu Ge said helplessly, "I have been working overtime recently, and I don't even have time to cross the main road. How can I have time to get pregnant?"

The master murmured, "That's not right, you couldn't have a child with the marriage that was calculated for you back then."

"I couldn't give birth!" Chu Ge almost fainted from anger, "Master, you gave me a bath back then, did you forget that I still have two catties of flesh under my body?"

"It's two catties back," the master snorted inexplicably, "I measure it with a ruler every year, and the record is still drawn on the wall. Would you like to listen to the last record of how many centimeters it was?"

Chu Ge closed his eyes in horror, other people's parents lovingly measure their children's height, and every time they are carved on the wall.It looks like a warm picture of mother and son, father and son.

And what about his master and senior brother!

With a smile, he took a soft ruler and forced Chu Ge into a small corner, putting on a bath towel regardless.Taking a bath in winter can freeze off a layer of fat. Chu Ge looked at Brother Leng Ao, who was holding a soft and fluffy bath towel, and couldn't help feeling cold and longing for warmth, so he automatically succumbed to the soft ruler.

Every time the measurement is finished, the master draws a record on the wall with hatred, and the brother stands aside and looks at it with contempt.

The cold winter wind is like a knife, stabbing his young heart...

"I won't listen!" Chu Ge snapped, "Who told you that I was going to be pregnant? Don't tell me anything else, every time I go back to the temple, my senior brother laughs at me as a chicken."

He also joked that I was a broiler chicken, and their temple is a broiler chicken farm.

Hearing this, Lu Haikong smiled meaningfully on his stomach.

"I heard from your senior brother that your baby has to be aborted?" The master clicked his tongue twice, "It's really a crime, and I will have to do it for you later."

Chu Ge almost yelled at the phone, "Master! I'm not pregnant! Who did you listen to?"

"Your senior brother." The master suddenly remembered something, "What was his tone when you called him?"

"I'm quite impatient," Chu Ge said.

"Oh, it's all your fault. He has become addicted to playing mobile games recently. Seeing those little brats always jumping over his wall, he became even more irritable. In the past three days, he threw my mobile phone twice to vent his anger." Master realized, "Then I guess you are fine. Son, I'll go back and educate your senior brother well, and let me tell you by the way, five people in the temple are preparing to go to your place recently, you should prepare well."

The master hung up the phone and walked quickly to the temple, intending to take up the identity of the head master and educate the disciples with righteous words.

As soon as he returned to the temple, the master looked around for the big disciples, but he didn't even see a piece of clothing, so he stopped by a disciple who was going to catch rabbits in the back mountain and asked, "Where is the master?"

The apprentice scratched the back of his head, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, "The master said to go to the main hall."

"Hey, hello!" The master clapped his hands, let go of his disciples and grandchildren, and hurried towards the main hall.

Sure enough, there was only one pear left as a tribute.

"You ate up the tribute grapes again!" the master exclaimed angrily, "I picked them first!"

The headmaster gave him a blank look, "Master, can you not put the grapes in the main hall next time? If you don't know, you might think who we are enshrining."

After speaking, he snorted at a row of clay sculptures of anime characters behind him and left. The master chased after him and asked Xiao Chuge what he said on the phone.

The headmaster patiently described the names of several medicines among them.

"Looking at these few medicines," the master said while stroking his beard with a puzzled expression, "what the apprentice said is indeed right, one is to prevent miscarriage and the other is to prolong life."

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