My gay friend always thinks he is straight

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Chu Ge looked at the steaming soy milk on the table with a mournful face, and thought of the monster he made last night in his mind.Now I haven't eaten any food, and hurriedly put on my clothes and go to work.

Chu Ge came to the company relatively early, and there were not many people in the office.He turned on the computer slowly while thinking about how to deal with the relationship with Lu Haikong.He looked at a pile of familiar letters on the screen, but he couldn't even form a word in his mind.Now when Chu Ge looks at the computer screen, he always sees Lu Haikong's haggard and gloomy face in the morning.He tapped the mouse with his index finger, but he couldn't proofread any words.Now these words seem to be reunited into a new sentence, all of which are [express delivery to pay].

"Chu Ge!" Fang Yuanyuan shouted.

"Huh?" Chu Ge was startled, "What's wrong?"

Fang Yuanyuan pointed to his desk, "Are you asleep? The phone has been ringing for a long time."

Chu Ge took the mobile phone from the table, and the words [Old Chinese Medicine] floated on the caller ID.Without even thinking about it, he marked Reject, and not long after, another text message came.

[Old Chinese doctor: Have you had breakfast?I'm worried that you don't have an appetite. I left bread and juice in the refrigerator for you to bring to the company.Don't keep the juice for a long time. I just squeezed it this morning. It's best to drink it quickly. If you're in a bad mood, don't skip breakfast. ]

Now Chu Ge doesn't even have the strength to delete the text messages, and he doesn't know what kind of mentality to use to face Lu Haikong, but he really wants to grab his collar and growl, [It's me//I fucked you! !Do you want to get angry and beat me up! ! ]

Chu Ge's mind was wide open and he wandered to Lu Haikong's height. He thought that when he roared, he must bring a small bench with him, otherwise he would not be able to reach the other party's collar...

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The following is the content of the thirteen chapters

Chu Ge didn't do anything else this weekend, but took out the energy of the college entrance examination to search for proper nouns on the Internet.

[Does anyone know who the dirt-eating boy is? ]

[What does Li Jufu mean? ]

[What the hell is You Li You Dang? ]

Chu Ge's head was going to explode from watching it, and he was so bored that he wanted to throw the phone out.

Chu Ge looked at the time and thought it was better to take a bath to soothe his mood.While passing the bathroom, Chu Ge originally wanted to admire his handsome face.As a result, I almost fell into the bathtub in fright.

The acnes that were not so obvious were all lit up with big red lanterns. Chu Ge suddenly remembered the advice of the old expert. [Redness, pain, itching and peeling are normal phenomena. ]

Chu Ge walked back to the room silently, took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the old Chinese doctor recommended by Lu Haikong.

It didn't take a second for the color bell to ring, but the other party picked it up immediately.

Chu Ge lamented that Chinese medicine is indeed the quintessence of the country. It depends on how well-maintained it is. The figure and speed of answering the phone at such an age are still so vigorous.

Chu Ge hurriedly greeted respectfully, "Hi, Doctor!"

The other side was silent for a few seconds before a familiar voice came slowly, "It's me."

Chu Ge: "...Didn't you give me the old Chinese doctor's number?"

Lu Haikong laughed a few times, "The doctor thinks he's making noise with his mobile phone, so he usually goes directly to the store. Is it a problem of acne?"

Chu Ge said dejectedly, "Your words are right, but it seems that the medicine of Western medicine still won't work."

Lu Haikong raised his eyebrows, "The location of that store is a bit remote and hard to find. I'll take you there when you have time, but the old Chinese doctor has a weird temper, so don't take anything seriously."

Chu Ge quickly said, "I understand, I understand, but all capable people have more or less personality."

For example, his senior brother, a tsundere with capital letters!

Lu Haikong smiled and said, "That's fine, how about I come to you after get off work next Friday. Dr. Liu hasn't come back to his hometown recently, and he usually doesn't have a doctor on weekends. I will go to your company to pick you up at that time, and I just don't feel well. , going to have a look."

Chu Ge was a little worried, and asked, "Why are you uncomfortable? Is there any problem?"

Lu Haikong: "It's okay, just a little problem."

Suddenly there were some noisy voices from the opposite side, and Lu Haikong quickly confessed, "I still have something to do here, you can call and text me if you need anything, remember?"

Chu Ge nodded, "Then hurry up and pay attention to your body."

Chu Ge who hung up the phone was a little dazed, as if he had forgotten something.What can be forgotten is not important!Chu Ge comforted himself, so he happily prepared to make a loving lunch for himself.Although all the fried chicken that he ordered went into Zhao Da's stomach, it still didn't make his stomach feel good if he didn't eat some whole grains.

Chu Ge walked out of the room and asked casually, "Zhao Da, what do you want for lunch?"

"Mmmmmmmm." Zhao Da said vaguely.

Chu Ge took out some green vegetables from the refrigerator and prepared to eat some noodles, but when he turned around, he was so frightened by Zhao Da's appearance that he almost locked himself in the refrigerator.

"What's wrong with you!" Chu Ge asked anxiously, "Do you want to call 120?!"

Zhao Da's lips were swollen into two sausages, and the greasy rice hung coolly on his tear-stained face.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Chu Ge looked at the three boxes of fried chicken that were empty on the table, and looked at Zhao Da with pity, "You... ate the perverted spicy food too?"

Zhao Da tearfully nodded.

At this time, Chu Qiu who heard the noise outside opened the door, was also slightly taken aback when he saw Zhao Da, but quickly recovered and returned to the room, "Hmph, stupid."

"Oh!" Zhao cried even more heartbreakingly.

"Just put this on." Chu Qiu walked over and threw down a tube of medicine and was about to leave.

I heard Zhao Da, who had never changed his mind, muttered, "It still looks like a lump..."

"Ow!"

Chu Ge couldn't bear to look at Zhao Da's IQ again.

Chu Qiu walked into the kitchen with her mobile phone, stared at the screen of the mobile phone and handed a bag of salt to Chu Ge.

"If you eat something spicy, you feel like you're going to die from the heat, so put a little salt in your mouth, hold it in your mouth, spit it out, rinse your mouth, and it won't be spicy anymore." Chu Qiu followed Baidu's experience every word thinking.

Chu Ge pressed Zhao Da, who was so hot that he was about to fly, on the sofa, and scooped out a little salt with a spoon, "Open your mouth, the pain will stop after a while, hurry up."

Zhao Da sniffed his nose, opened his mouth pitifully with trembling lips.Because his lips were swollen from the heat, it took Chu Ge a long time to feed a spoonful of salt into Zhao Da's mouth.

"It's heaven's favor that you two can live to this day." Chu Qiu said coolly while scrolling through Weibo.

Chu Ge walked up to Chu Qiu's side, and sneaked a serious look with lowered eyes, which almost stopped Chu Ge's heart in shock.

Chu Qiu felt a little strange, turned to look at Chu Ge's shocked face, and asked wonderingly, "What's wrong with you?"

"This... what is this?" Chu Ge calmed down, feeling a little embarrassed, "Although it is inappropriate for me to say this to you, is it not appropriate for you to see this at your age?"

"Brother, what are you talking about?" Chu Qiu asked, frowning.

"G/v!" Chu Ge gritted his teeth and said.

"Brother!" Chu Qiu blushed angrily and pressed the phone screen to Chu Ge's eyes, "This is CV, take a good look!"

Chu Ge: ...

What the hell is c/v!

Chu... song..." There were bursts of slapstick on the sofa.

Chu Ge and Chu Qiu turned their heads in unison to look at Zhao Da who was curled up on the sofa with his hands on his stomach.

"Did you have severe stomach fever?" Chu Ge asked with a frown.

Zhao Da nodded weakly, the pain was so bad that he didn't even have the strength to speak.

"Xiaoqiu, go warm up a glass of milk." Chu Ge quickly ordered, "I'll go to the community clinic to buy some medicine for you, and I'll be here in a while."

Chu Ge hurried down with the wallet in his hand, and ran to the clinic in one breath, but he didn't expect the clinic door to be closed tightly.Chu Ge didn't rush to ask carefully, and quickly wondered where there were pharmacies around.I thought of a place that was relatively close, and ran in that direction again.

The pharmacy is across the road, you need to pass a traffic light.

Chu Ge waited anxiously for the red light, and when the green light came on, he hurriedly walked towards the opposite side.Suddenly a person came up from the opposite side and accidentally rubbed Chu Ge's shoulder.Chu Ge was thinking about Zhao Da in his heart, but he didn't pay attention at first, and turned his head reflexively after being bumped lightly.The person who bumped into him had a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, and a little sly, leaving only a sudden smile in the crowded crowd and then dispersed.

This smile caused Chu Ge's footsteps to be firmly nailed to the crosswalk, and the rushing crowd pushed and shoved Chu Ge who was standing still.Chu Ge seemed to have lost all his strength, without any resistance.It's as if the entire world of people has been wiped away, leaving a void.Only myself and the thin figure that had just disappeared in a flash were left.

Chu Ge returned to the apartment with a bag like a walking dead. Seeing this, Chu Qiu brought a glass of warm water and helped Zhao Daban sit up and took the medicine.

The burning pain in the stomach came and went quickly.It didn't take long to pour a cup of hot milk, and most of the scorching pain dissipated from the sweat that evaporated from his body, and now he took the medicine again, and Zhao Da regained his composure.

Zhao Da patted Chu Qiu comfortingly, "Just now you just took care of me, you haven't had lunch yet. Let's order a takeaway later."

Seeing that Zhao Da was already in good spirits, Chu Qiu slapped Zhao Da on the back when he heard this. Chu Qiu's hands were not weak, and almost slapped Zhao Da under the sofa when Zhao Da was not prepared.

Zhao Da beeped in bewilderment, "Xiao...Qiu...? Are you practicing iron sand palm?"

Chu Qiu glared at him, "You deserve your stomach ache, if you don't die next time, don't ask me to take care of you." After finishing speaking, he still held his breath and went into the kitchen, took out a few spinach, washed it, chopped it on the cutting board and slapped it snap.

Zhao Da shrank his neck in shock for a long time, and almost shrank himself into the sofa.

Zhao Da trembled and said, "Is Xiaoqiu Xia Xia also your master's apprentice?"

Seeing that Chu Ge was still standing motionless in the living room, Zhao Da asked, "I'm talking to you, Chu Ge. What are you doing standing there? Showing off your figure? Your figure is not as good as mine, so why are you looking for that excitement?"

Chu Ge suddenly raised his head, his absent-minded eyes shot straight at Zhao Da.