My gay friend always thinks he is straight

It was night when Chu Ge woke up, wasting the last afternoon of the weekend in a daze.Chu Ge went to take a bath with a snack, planning to find something to eat to pad his stomach.

When Zhao Da came back from the outside, he saw Chu Ge wearing big underpants, wriggling half-stretched in the refrigerator.

Zhao Da: "You put on some clothes anyway, and you just open the refrigerator like this. If you don't know, you think you are going to pack yourself and put it in the refrigerator. You treat yourself like an elephant."

After speaking, Zhao Da clapped five fingers again, "There are five steps in total."

Both of them hid the matter of noon very tacitly, without leaking a single gap, making jokes as usual.

Chu Ge came out of the refrigerator with a piece of bread in his mouth and a box of yogurt in his hand, "Have you had dinner yet? Where's Chu Qiu?"

"Xiao Tuanzi went out to play. I think she cared about you at noon. I didn't realize that Gaoling Zhihua also has a cold face and a hot heart." When there were only Zhao Da and Chu Ge, Zhao Da still secretly prodded Shout out to Chuqiu glutinous rice dumpling, and she will not shed tears when she sees the coffin.

Chu Ge smiled, his face was still a little tired, "Adolescence, after all, the blood of the old Chu family is flowing, how can the heart be so cold?"

Suddenly the mobile phone on the table buzzed, Chu Ge went to pick it up and saw that it was a text message.

Zhao Da: "What's the matter? Your expression of being hurt by drinking dog blood?"

Chu Ge frowned, "It's Lu Haikong, explain that he will send me a pennant tomorrow."

Zhao Dajian smiled, "Hey, you brave young man, your company has to celebrate you tomorrow."

Chu Qiu replied a text message, turned around and said to Zhao Da, "Aren't there few people who act bravely when I see justice? Don't you have the right to speak?"

Zhao Da hummed a few words, "You have a second-grade illness."

Chu Qiu ignored him, and put on a coat to go out, "I asked Lu Haikong to have dinner outside, and I will be back later. If Chu Qiu comes back and asks, just say that I have something to go out, don't say anything else, I'm afraid you two will fight. stand up."

Zhao Da: "Okay, I don't have the measure yet?"

Chu Qiu opened the door, "Since you are so measured, don't even think about running away on Friday afternoon."

After speaking, he ran downstairs immediately.

The place where Chu Ge met Lu Haikong was not very far from the community. After waiting for a while, Chu Qiu felt that Lu Haikong would not come so soon, so he found a place to pass the time, but when he looked up, he saw the fried chicken shop on the corner seducing him.

There is a blackboard at the door of the store, on which is written in a pen [buy one catty of fried chicken on Thursday, get half a catty free].It seems that God told me to eat fried chicken!Chu Ge excitedly prepared to run over to buy two catties, but the steps he took dangled in the air for a long time without taking a step. The back collar caught something, and Chu Ge's neck ached.

"Want to steal fried chicken?" Lu Haikong loosened Chu Ge's back collar, stretched out his arms, and turned Chu Ge around like a toy.

Chu Ge turned around a little aggrieved, "Are you still friends? Even fried chicken is not allowed?"

Lu Haikong was unmoved, and took Chu Ge to a restaurant, "It's because my friend cares about you that I don't want you to eat it. I have a stomach problem, and I still want to eat such greasy food. Want to eat chicken? I'll take you to eat it." .”

Lu Haikong thought about Chu Ge's appetite last time. After ordering five dishes and one soup, he remembered that Chu Ge was standing in a fried chicken shop looking like a weasel, and added another order of drunken chicken.

Chu Ge slept all afternoon, and his stomach was empty before he had eaten lunch. He was desperately trying to replenish energy, and suddenly remembered the business, "Are you really going to send me a pennant tomorrow? Will it be okay if you don't send it to the company?"

Lu Haikong picked up a piece of drunk chicken for Chu Ge with his serving chopsticks, "Should I deliver it directly to your home? It's not impossible, but it will bring more benefits to the company."

Chu Ge quickly waved his hand, "Don't, I just want to be a low-key and most beautiful man in the world. Oh? The chicken you ordered is quite delicious."

Lu Haikong didn't eat much. Seeing which dish Chu Ge liked, he directly played the role of cloth dish. After hearing Chu Ge's words, the whole plate of chicken went into Chu Ge's stomach.As a result, the more he ate, the more serious Chu Ge's expression became, and finally he seemed to have a murderous aura condensed on him.

Lu Haikong looked at the plate of drunken chicken in front of him with a dark expression, and asked worriedly, "Chu Ge? What's wrong with you? Are you drunk?"

After speaking, he walked to the opposite side and sat next to Chu Ge, and tentatively stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Chu Ge.Chu Ge didn't blink his eyes, and his gaze shot forward like a sword.

Not long after, it seemed that all the strength in his body was exhausted when he acted//forced// just now, Chu Ge's figure shook, and a puddle of mud covered Lu Haikong's body.

Lu Haikong looked at the statue-like person beside him who was upright just now, and now his hands and feet were wrapped around him, and he was suddenly speechless in surprise.It's really hard to talk to him about it.After paying the bill, Lu Haikong carefully patted Chu Ge on the shoulder and said, "Chu Ge, are you still awake? We are going home."

Chu Ge was ignorant, but when he heard the word home, he suddenly opened his eyes and said, "I won't go back! Go to your house! There is a snake spirit in my family that is not easy to mess with."

Lu Haikong drove an SUV and parked it not far from the hotel.The person who has been looking forward to it for many years is now lying on his body like a kitten. Chu Ge found a comfortable position and nestled in Lu Haikong's arms.As soon as the evening wind blew, the cold Chu Ge shrank his neck and rubbed against Lu Haikong's shoulder, looking for a source of heat.Lu Haikong's hands trembled when Chu Ge rubbed him, he took a deep breath again, and strode hurriedly towards the parking lot with Chu Ge in his arms.

Lu Haikong first put Chu Ge on the co-pilot, Chu Ge was a little dissatisfied because he suddenly left Nuan Nuan's embrace, and he was pouting a little aggrieved at this moment.Lu Haikong was about to fasten Chu Ge's seat belt, when he saw Chu Ge's flushed mouth//lips standing directly in front of him, his breath was a little unsteady, but even the strength to suppress the //surge of fire//heat from his body was not enough Not wanting to, he pushed Chu Ge lightly, and after confirming that the other party would not wake up, he quietly walked around Chu Ge's body, and lightly touched the other party's lips.

It was soft but comfortable to bite, and wanted to make people never let go. Lu Haikong licked Chu Ge's lips//petals, and left in a hurry.But at this time Chu Ge murmured, "Huh? It's quite delicious." He took the other's lips in one mouthful, and took a few bites along the way.

Lu Haikong panted heavily, he sucked it a few times, then stuck his tongue in to hook the tip of the other's tongue, and he reluctantly let go until Chu Ge's face turned red.

He wiped off the saliva on Chu Ge's lips with his index finger, kissed him hard again before letting go, started the car and prepared to speed up and go home.

Lu Haikong hugged Chu Ge with one hand, and opened the door with the other, the muscles on his arms swelled up piece by piece due to the force.

"Well," Chu Ge snorted a few times in a daze because of his uncomfortable posture, "Uncomfortable..."

Lu Haikong kissed Chu Ge's face, "Hey, we'll be home soon, please bear with it for a while, okay? I'll go and pour you a glass of honey water to sober you up, or you'll wake up tomorrow with a headache."

Chu Ge frowned and acted childishly, "Uncomfortable!"

Lu Haikong watched Chu Ge lose his temper with a smile, sat on the sofa with Chu Ge in his arms and asked, "What's wrong?"

Chu Ge frowned, tilted his head and thought for a long time, his expression was a little annoyed, and he climbed up on Lu Haikong with a mournful face and said, "I don't know..."

Lu Haikong patted Chu Ge's back lightly with his hands, as if to comfort him, and said with a smile, "If we don't know, let's not think about it, and sleep first, okay?"

Chu Ge nestled in Lu Haikong's arms and nodded, but didn't move for a long time, and suddenly raised his head, "Don't you have to take a bath before going to bed!"

Lu Haikong tensed up when he heard the word bathing, and quickly coaxed, "Why don't we take a bath tomorrow morning? Now I'll just wipe it for you, okay?"

In order to fight for the right to bathe, Chu Ge started to fight with hands and feet.

In desperation, Lu Haikong had no choice but to carry the man into the bathroom, and when he was about to undress Chu Ge, Chu Ge woke up with a jolt.

Chu Ge shielded his chest with both hands, and complained righteously, "Rogue!"

Lu Haikong couldn't help laughing when he saw that his little daughter-in-law was about to be hugged by a pig, "Hey, I'll feel better after taking a bath."

"You just want to take advantage of me!" Chu Ge stared at Lu Haikong, not at a disadvantage.

Lu Haikong had no choice but to let go of Chu Ge's clothes first, unable to make any logic with the drunken person.

"Huh!" Chu Ge snorted heavily, looking as if he had won the battle, "I'll take it off myself! Don't move/hand/move/leg/!"

"Okay, okay," Lu Haikong raised his hands, raised his eyebrows and watched Chu Ge stand up and take off his T-shirt and shorts neatly and throw them aside.

It's really not easy to be drunk, Lu Haikong thought to himself, after being drunk, he turned into a little fool.It would have been nice if it had always been like this, and I didn't have to worry about the other party for so many years. Not only did he fail to catch up, but he was forced to become friends, Lu Haikong felt a little bitter in his heart.

Sitting in the bathtub, Chu Ge put bubbles on his body. After applying it for a long time, the bubbles slipped off, so he complained even more aggrieved, "These bubbles bully Wo!"

Lu Haikong originally wanted to go over and rub Chu Ge's back, but after hearing this, he took off all his clothes without saying a word, and put a pile of foam on himself.

Sure enough, the stupid cute thing saw a large piece of foam and jumped on it instantly.Lu Haikong quickly reached out and took Chu Ge into his arms.

The two naked//luo bodies are tightly //dense//closed// together without any gaps.The foam was crushed and turned into a smooth//slippery night// body flowing on both of them.Chu Ge also reached out and fumbled for foam on Lu Haikong's body.

The two people are too big, and the bathtub Lu Haikong bought is not suitable for two people.Lu Haikong picked him up and sat on his lap with his legs spread apart. Chu Ge obediently lay on his body, poking the bubbles one by one with his fingers.Lu Haikong indulged in rubbing his back, and slowly brushed Chu Ge's delicate back with his calloused hands.Chu Ge hummed comfortably after being touched by Lu Haikong.

"Why did you forget me?" Lu Haikong kissed Chu Ge's collarbone, "Obviously he has a crush on me, but he insists on being friends. He obviously doesn't discriminate against homosexuals, but he dares not be gay."