When the double black penetrates the if line

Osamu Dazai was always in a good mood.

Although he put on a serious look in the Armed Detective Agency, as if he was about to go to the battlefield, in fact, he was far from being as close to the enemy as he showed.

After all, the reason why armed detective agencies are afraid of Osamu Dazai in this world is because they don't know anything about this highly intelligent but mentally unstable port Mafia leader. It's like dealing with a time bomb, lest he One day will pull the whole world to the end of destruction together.

However, Osamu Dazai is himself. For him, there is no one who understands himself better than himself.

So in Dazai Osamu's mind, this time he went to the Black Organization to inquire about some information, collect information about this world, and then run to show off in front of himself in this world---

Look, my Central Plains is still alive next to me, as vivid and moving as ever, are you jealous?

Although doing so would probably drive Osamu Dazai of this world further insane, and might even cause him to be hunted down by the entire port of Mafia, Osamu Dazai didn't take these troubles to heart at all.

I will take good care of Chuya Central Plains, just like treating a priceless sapphire, put him in a box and keep him in my heart, so that no one can see it.

And the Osamu Dazai of this world...don't care.

Osamu Dazai has always been a very selfish person, so selfish that no one cares about him except himself and Chuya Nakahara.

"Hmm... I have to think of a way to sneak into the black organization..." Osamu Dazai murmured softly while rubbing his hair with his hand, "Violent infiltration is impossible... After all, I don't have that little boy." The dwarf is so powerful, but I am a brain power..."

"And if you do that, there will be too much commotion... It's very likely that you won't get the information I want to know." Dazai Osamu glanced at the scattered shops that started to open on the side of the street, and suddenly tapped Snap your fingers, "...ah, yes."

He pushed open the door of a shop, and as he walked in, he showed a professional, casual and charming smile: "This beautiful lady, I wonder if you can do me a favor?"

……

Ten minutes later, Osamu Dazai changed out of the beige windbreaker on his body, and instead wore a blue slim-fitting suit.The turned-up collar covered the bandage around his neck, and the cuffs of the narrow, slim-fitting sleeves reached to the wrists.

This dress is very bachelor-style, and if he is walking on the street now, if he wears a thin tie, Osamu Dazai looks like a social elite, and he can almost make his debut on the spot.

Osamu Dazai was obviously also very satisfied with the attire. He smoothed his black hair with his hands so that it would not look too messy, and then raised a standard 25-degree smile to the sky.

Then he saw half of his body leaning against the roadside notice board in an almost leisurely posture. It was obvious that he was Chuya Zhongyuan who was waiting for someone.

To be precise, he was waiting for Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"You guys are slow enough... Hiss—wait a minute." Nakahara also noticed Osamu Dazai, he raised the brim of his hat, and saw Osamu Dazai before he could finish his sentence. Wearing a coquettish bag, she immediately showed a toothache-like expression, "...what are you wearing?"

Osamu Dazai's expression froze completely.

Apparently, it wasn't his plan to see a partner here who he thought was drugged and should be lying asleep in the Armed Detective Agency's building a few blocks away.

"I just put on the dress of a social elite, why? Doesn't it look good?" However, even though 1 alarm bells were ringing in his heart, Osamu Dazai still smiled reflexively and said.

"It's really not bad." Nakahara also smiled, but his smile was completely different from Dazai Osamu's, with a kind of terrible calm before the mountain rain was about to come, "Can I trouble you, your body Where did the clothes come from?"

While talking, he stood up straight and walked towards Osamu Dazai step by step: "I remember you don't have any money with you?"

"Uh... from a clothing store on the street behind." Osamu Dazai wanted to play out the bad feeling, and couldn't help taking a step back, "I just went in and chatted with the lady in the store for a while, and asked She properly explained my difficulty, and then she paid for the suit for me at her own expense."

"Oh, really." Zhong Yuanzhong also said lightly, "So you still have difficulties."

"What's the difficulty? Could it be the difficulty of putting sleeping pills in other people's water while others are not paying attention, and then trying to slip away alone?"

"Wait, Chuya, you listen to my explanation, you wait first—"

Osamu Dazai finally realized where the bad feeling in his heart came from.It was Nakahara Chuya's expression and tone, which were exactly the same as before when he beat himself up.

It was too late, and the alarm in his heart finally sounded long, Dazai Osamu quickly took two steps back, then turned around and started running.

"Chuya, you can't be so violent—"

"Damn it, Osamu Dazai, you bastard!" Nakahara Nakaya's calm volcano finally erupted. Although he was still on the street, he had to worry about passers-by and couldn't use his abilities, but this did not prevent him from quickly Appeared behind Osamu Dazai, and then put his foot on his back.

"Osamu Dazai, you damn. It's been so many years since we were partners in the team until now, and you're still using your boring routine of prescribing medicines, even the dosage of the medicines hasn't changed—"

Zhong Yuan put his hands in his pockets and walked forward step by step, but his blue eyes contained a monstrous anger.

"Who do you think I am? What do you think I am?!"

"You actually, unexpectedly, how dare you use such unimproved methods on me?!"