law of courtship
Chapter 2 The car windows are dirty
Zhilan yearns for the Bazhou Research Institute very much, but this yearning is limited to silent anticipation, and the petals on the balcony count the days.
The little blue-haired boy who grew up in the Garden of Eden was simple-minded, he had no concept of the outside world, and he didn't know what kind of preparations to do. After all, he had never even left the gate of the research institute after he hatched.
To put it bluntly, it is innocent, but to put it bluntly, it is iron and simple.
Zhilan's responsible guardian, researcher Lin Mao, is well aware of the IQ level of this national treasure cub, so he is naturally very worried about his trip to Bazhou.The delicate flowers in the greenhouse suddenly want to leave the familiar shelter, and anyone will sweat for it.
When Lin Mao found Zhilan, he was finishing today's physical training - skipping 100 ropes.
Zhilan is born with a weak body, even this kind of sports at the level of physical examination for elementary school students can exhaust him to death.
"Xiaolan, have you packed your luggage?" Lin Mao walked over quickly, took out a big cherry from the feed bag he was carrying, and fed it to the panting little Lanmao.
Zhilan huffed and panted, threw the skipping rope aside, took the plump red cherry with a pout, bit the skin, tasted the sweet juice, and laughed happily:
"Thank you, Grandpa Mao, Xiao Dou has already done everything, just waiting for the day of departure."
Lin Mao touched the top of his hair distressedly: "The conditions in Bazhou Institute are definitely not as good as ours. Xiao Dou will take good care of you. You should also protect yourself and don't suffer outside."
"What is a disadvantage?" Zhi Lan stared at him with his clear eyes that were not silent about the world.
Lin Mao choked up. In Little Lanmao's dictionary, the word "suffering a loss" really didn't seem to exist.
The bravest thing he has done in the past 19 years is to break free from the shackles of the eggshell and successfully emerge from the eggshell. The staff of the research institute will take care of him for the rest of his life. How has he experienced any storms?
Lin Mao patiently taught him: "To suffer a loss is to be bullied by others, treat you badly, hit you, or hurt you in other ways, that is bullying."
"Oh," Zhi Lan nodded half-understanding: "What should I do if someone bullies me?"
Lin Mao choked up again, there was really no other way, he even planned to buy another plane ticket and personally escort Xiao Lanmao to Bazhousuo for "marriage".
However, Xiaolan is not the only resident in Huaxia, and there are many rare human beings who need him to stay and take care of.
"I will contact the staff at the Bazhou Institute and ask them to treat you well. You may need to stay for a year or two this time. You must get along well with everyone."
"Well," Zhi Lan nodded obediently, staring at his feed bag eagerly, like a puppy begging for food: "Why do you want to go for a year or two? I will miss you."
Lin Mao took out another cherry and fed it to him: "Your differentiation period has been delayed a lot. I can't find out the reason for now. The catalysis method of the Bazhou Institute is more advanced than ours. They will help you complete the differentiation and then find a spouse." , take your time, don't worry."
Zhilan narrowed his eyes, chewed the big sweet cherry, thoughtfully: "Grandpa, will I really differentiate into an alpha?"
Lin Mao affirmed: "The genetic test before going can prove that you have a 90% chance of becoming an alpha, so we selected an omega female spouse for you. If there is a small probability event, we will think of other ways."
"Ok."
Zhi Lan fiddled with his fingers, and calculated with his half-baked math level: 90% chance of differentiation into alpha, 90% chance of no reproductive isolation with the other party, what is the probability of laying eggs in the end?
so difficult...
Although it is impossible to calculate the exact value, Zhi Lan can be sure that there is a high probability of a successful courtship this time, rounding it up means that he can have an egg of his own.
Three days later, with the highest ideal of "laying eggs", Zhi Lan embarked on a journey, accompanied by Xiao Dou, to the Bazhou Continent Research Institute on the other side of the ocean.
The plane passed through the clouds and skimmed the vast sea, like a soaring giant bird.The little blue bird in the cabin experienced the feeling of flying for the first time, and looked out the window excitedly.
The loneliness and desolation in the sky made him think about how the ancestors of birds explored this mysterious area, wishing that he could return to his ancestors and grow majestic wings.
As a result of being too excited, Zhi Lan became airsick, and a strong nausea rushed straight to his forehead. He covered his mouth and jumped, his big eyes were full of tears.
"I really don't understand, why do you, a bird, get airsick?" Just as Xiao Dou handed him a garbage bag, Zhi Lan spat it out with a wow.
Reluctantly and distressed, Xiao Dou unscrewed a bottle of water to rinse his mouth for him, and patted his thin back lightly: "Be honest, put on your blindfold and go to sleep, you still have to fly for ten hours."
Zhilan vomited out all the food in his stomach, and felt better, with a physiological tear hanging from the end of his reddened eyes, he said in a soft cry: "I don't want wings anymore, I feel dizzy flying in the sky. "
After more than ten hours of flight, two mainland citizens who were unfamiliar with Huaxia landed at the destination Shuzhong Airport.
The Bazhou Institute attaches great importance to this cross-continent "marriage", and the personnel sent to pick up the plane are senior researcher Dr. Yu and his assistant.After the announcement of the flight's landing, the two people waiting at the pick-up gate saw Zhilan's iconic blue hair at a glance.
"Hey, this way!" The assistant waved to the two of them through the guardrail.
Xiao Dou dragged the suitcase and had to support the weak Zhilan, but he walked briskly, not embarrassing Huaxia Research Institute at all.
The embarrassing thing was Zhilan, the little blue hair that had vomited all the way was lying limply on a large suitcase, like a baby pushing a toddler, pushing half a step, crooked and almost falling.
Nurses who can work in the five major research institutes are all carefully selected professional elites with excellent physical fitness, and relevant nursing knowledge and moral qualities have to go through numerous assessments.As the breeder of the national treasure, the little blue fur, Xiao Dou is a leader among the elite.
Dali Bean directly resisted Zhilan, ran over to meet the pick-up personnel in two or three steps, and exchanged greetings with them in a rather official tone, the assistant took the suitcase, and they walked to the parking lot together.
Dr. Yu showed an almost fanatical interest in Zhilan's research, and because of his own status, he didn't want to be rude in front of guests who came from afar, so he could only use his eyes to look at his beautiful blue hair and fair skin over and over again, sighing silently The magic of the Creator.
The assistant led them to a domineering red pickup, leaned over and opened the door, signaling the two guests to get in the car first.
Xiao Dou's eyes were bright, and he didn't hide his envy. He stroked the heavy but smooth car door, and whispered to himself: "fd150, 6-cylinder 380 horse hybrid, 7-character headlights, it is worthy of the legendary 'Birds of Prey,' so handsome."
Zhi Lan couldn't hear what Xiao Dou was talking about at all, he was still dizzy until now, the chassis of the pickup truck was too high, his legs were still weak, and he failed to climb up after several attempts.He could only lean against the door of the car, and wait for Xiao Dou to load his luggage into the car before hugging him.
Zhi Lan's childish face was a little pale, and she stuck to the window glass like a pancake, slumped in a daze.
His sweaty blue hair was pulled back behind the ears, revealing his jawline. His face is small, but his eyes are especially big. There is azure blue luster in his black pupils, which looks gorgeous and noble.
Zhi Lan had only been paralyzed for 2 minutes, when the driver's door suddenly opened, and a tall man stepped out of the car.
This man is quite a bit taller than Zhilan, two buttons on the collar of his shirt are casually unbuttoned, and his long hair is eye-catching, messy and flamboyant, but very stylish.
His appearance matched his hairstyle quite well, like some kind of flower with strong fragrance and bright colors, and there was a kind of aggressive aura in the dazzling facial features.
He glanced at Zhilan lightly, looking a little indifferent, and casually dropped a sentence: "The car windows are dirty", like a reprimand without any emotion.
Zhi Lan shuddered, his skin was shaken by his deep voice, and his heartbeat missed a few beats in an instant.
"Song, come and help me, this suitcase is too big and needs to be secured with straps," the assistant called out to him.
"Got it," the man called "Song" passed Zhilan, and went to the back to help the assistant put the luggage.
Only Zhilan was left stunned in place, terrified by his glance just now:
This uncle... looks very fierce.
The author says:
Father Song: Is this fierce?Don't worry, I will let you know what "suffering" and "bullying" mean right away.
You can see it, the little blue hair is a purebred parrot monster, likes nuts, cherries, melon seeds, friends who have raised parrots can substitute their own brain supplements (?˙?˙?)
The little blue-haired boy who grew up in the Garden of Eden was simple-minded, he had no concept of the outside world, and he didn't know what kind of preparations to do. After all, he had never even left the gate of the research institute after he hatched.
To put it bluntly, it is innocent, but to put it bluntly, it is iron and simple.
Zhilan's responsible guardian, researcher Lin Mao, is well aware of the IQ level of this national treasure cub, so he is naturally very worried about his trip to Bazhou.The delicate flowers in the greenhouse suddenly want to leave the familiar shelter, and anyone will sweat for it.
When Lin Mao found Zhilan, he was finishing today's physical training - skipping 100 ropes.
Zhilan is born with a weak body, even this kind of sports at the level of physical examination for elementary school students can exhaust him to death.
"Xiaolan, have you packed your luggage?" Lin Mao walked over quickly, took out a big cherry from the feed bag he was carrying, and fed it to the panting little Lanmao.
Zhilan huffed and panted, threw the skipping rope aside, took the plump red cherry with a pout, bit the skin, tasted the sweet juice, and laughed happily:
"Thank you, Grandpa Mao, Xiao Dou has already done everything, just waiting for the day of departure."
Lin Mao touched the top of his hair distressedly: "The conditions in Bazhou Institute are definitely not as good as ours. Xiao Dou will take good care of you. You should also protect yourself and don't suffer outside."
"What is a disadvantage?" Zhi Lan stared at him with his clear eyes that were not silent about the world.
Lin Mao choked up. In Little Lanmao's dictionary, the word "suffering a loss" really didn't seem to exist.
The bravest thing he has done in the past 19 years is to break free from the shackles of the eggshell and successfully emerge from the eggshell. The staff of the research institute will take care of him for the rest of his life. How has he experienced any storms?
Lin Mao patiently taught him: "To suffer a loss is to be bullied by others, treat you badly, hit you, or hurt you in other ways, that is bullying."
"Oh," Zhi Lan nodded half-understanding: "What should I do if someone bullies me?"
Lin Mao choked up again, there was really no other way, he even planned to buy another plane ticket and personally escort Xiao Lanmao to Bazhousuo for "marriage".
However, Xiaolan is not the only resident in Huaxia, and there are many rare human beings who need him to stay and take care of.
"I will contact the staff at the Bazhou Institute and ask them to treat you well. You may need to stay for a year or two this time. You must get along well with everyone."
"Well," Zhi Lan nodded obediently, staring at his feed bag eagerly, like a puppy begging for food: "Why do you want to go for a year or two? I will miss you."
Lin Mao took out another cherry and fed it to him: "Your differentiation period has been delayed a lot. I can't find out the reason for now. The catalysis method of the Bazhou Institute is more advanced than ours. They will help you complete the differentiation and then find a spouse." , take your time, don't worry."
Zhilan narrowed his eyes, chewed the big sweet cherry, thoughtfully: "Grandpa, will I really differentiate into an alpha?"
Lin Mao affirmed: "The genetic test before going can prove that you have a 90% chance of becoming an alpha, so we selected an omega female spouse for you. If there is a small probability event, we will think of other ways."
"Ok."
Zhi Lan fiddled with his fingers, and calculated with his half-baked math level: 90% chance of differentiation into alpha, 90% chance of no reproductive isolation with the other party, what is the probability of laying eggs in the end?
so difficult...
Although it is impossible to calculate the exact value, Zhi Lan can be sure that there is a high probability of a successful courtship this time, rounding it up means that he can have an egg of his own.
Three days later, with the highest ideal of "laying eggs", Zhi Lan embarked on a journey, accompanied by Xiao Dou, to the Bazhou Continent Research Institute on the other side of the ocean.
The plane passed through the clouds and skimmed the vast sea, like a soaring giant bird.The little blue bird in the cabin experienced the feeling of flying for the first time, and looked out the window excitedly.
The loneliness and desolation in the sky made him think about how the ancestors of birds explored this mysterious area, wishing that he could return to his ancestors and grow majestic wings.
As a result of being too excited, Zhi Lan became airsick, and a strong nausea rushed straight to his forehead. He covered his mouth and jumped, his big eyes were full of tears.
"I really don't understand, why do you, a bird, get airsick?" Just as Xiao Dou handed him a garbage bag, Zhi Lan spat it out with a wow.
Reluctantly and distressed, Xiao Dou unscrewed a bottle of water to rinse his mouth for him, and patted his thin back lightly: "Be honest, put on your blindfold and go to sleep, you still have to fly for ten hours."
Zhilan vomited out all the food in his stomach, and felt better, with a physiological tear hanging from the end of his reddened eyes, he said in a soft cry: "I don't want wings anymore, I feel dizzy flying in the sky. "
After more than ten hours of flight, two mainland citizens who were unfamiliar with Huaxia landed at the destination Shuzhong Airport.
The Bazhou Institute attaches great importance to this cross-continent "marriage", and the personnel sent to pick up the plane are senior researcher Dr. Yu and his assistant.After the announcement of the flight's landing, the two people waiting at the pick-up gate saw Zhilan's iconic blue hair at a glance.
"Hey, this way!" The assistant waved to the two of them through the guardrail.
Xiao Dou dragged the suitcase and had to support the weak Zhilan, but he walked briskly, not embarrassing Huaxia Research Institute at all.
The embarrassing thing was Zhilan, the little blue hair that had vomited all the way was lying limply on a large suitcase, like a baby pushing a toddler, pushing half a step, crooked and almost falling.
Nurses who can work in the five major research institutes are all carefully selected professional elites with excellent physical fitness, and relevant nursing knowledge and moral qualities have to go through numerous assessments.As the breeder of the national treasure, the little blue fur, Xiao Dou is a leader among the elite.
Dali Bean directly resisted Zhilan, ran over to meet the pick-up personnel in two or three steps, and exchanged greetings with them in a rather official tone, the assistant took the suitcase, and they walked to the parking lot together.
Dr. Yu showed an almost fanatical interest in Zhilan's research, and because of his own status, he didn't want to be rude in front of guests who came from afar, so he could only use his eyes to look at his beautiful blue hair and fair skin over and over again, sighing silently The magic of the Creator.
The assistant led them to a domineering red pickup, leaned over and opened the door, signaling the two guests to get in the car first.
Xiao Dou's eyes were bright, and he didn't hide his envy. He stroked the heavy but smooth car door, and whispered to himself: "fd150, 6-cylinder 380 horse hybrid, 7-character headlights, it is worthy of the legendary 'Birds of Prey,' so handsome."
Zhi Lan couldn't hear what Xiao Dou was talking about at all, he was still dizzy until now, the chassis of the pickup truck was too high, his legs were still weak, and he failed to climb up after several attempts.He could only lean against the door of the car, and wait for Xiao Dou to load his luggage into the car before hugging him.
Zhi Lan's childish face was a little pale, and she stuck to the window glass like a pancake, slumped in a daze.
His sweaty blue hair was pulled back behind the ears, revealing his jawline. His face is small, but his eyes are especially big. There is azure blue luster in his black pupils, which looks gorgeous and noble.
Zhi Lan had only been paralyzed for 2 minutes, when the driver's door suddenly opened, and a tall man stepped out of the car.
This man is quite a bit taller than Zhilan, two buttons on the collar of his shirt are casually unbuttoned, and his long hair is eye-catching, messy and flamboyant, but very stylish.
His appearance matched his hairstyle quite well, like some kind of flower with strong fragrance and bright colors, and there was a kind of aggressive aura in the dazzling facial features.
He glanced at Zhilan lightly, looking a little indifferent, and casually dropped a sentence: "The car windows are dirty", like a reprimand without any emotion.
Zhi Lan shuddered, his skin was shaken by his deep voice, and his heartbeat missed a few beats in an instant.
"Song, come and help me, this suitcase is too big and needs to be secured with straps," the assistant called out to him.
"Got it," the man called "Song" passed Zhilan, and went to the back to help the assistant put the luggage.
Only Zhilan was left stunned in place, terrified by his glance just now:
This uncle... looks very fierce.
The author says:
Father Song: Is this fierce?Don't worry, I will let you know what "suffering" and "bullying" mean right away.
You can see it, the little blue hair is a purebred parrot monster, likes nuts, cherries, melon seeds, friends who have raised parrots can substitute their own brain supplements (?˙?˙?)
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