law of courtship

Chapter 1 Senior Egg Control

After Zhilan got up, she gave herself a head care as usual.The nut-flavored hair care essential oil suits him very well, and he daubs every strand of hair carefully, wraps it in an evaporating cap, and sits on the balcony in a daze.

Bathing in the sun, combing feathers, surrounded by delicious nutty aroma, is the most pleasant state of life in the eyes of a Zilan.

Clusters of cornflowers are blooming gorgeously, and it is Zhilan's favorite blue, which is the same color as his hair.

Zhilan found the most familiar flower, muttering something in his mouth, he tore off a petal, and crushed it gently in his palm.

This cornflower was originally as full and strong as its companions, but it was bald by the impatient owner, leaving only three lonely petals, shivering in the faint morning light.

Zhi Lan stared at the three pitiful little ones, the corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously, his thick eyelashes blinked, and he showed a clean smile.

With only three days left, he will leave "Huaxia" and venture into a new world.Can't wait, looking forward to it, Zhi Lan rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Xiao Lan, I got the ticket, first class! Lao Mao really loves you the most." The nurse Xiao Dou ran into the room like a gust of wind, and handed an envelope into Zhi Lan's hands.

Zhi Lan opened the envelope, and there were two air tickets and a bank card in it, which were his subsidies and allowances for these years, which had been kept by the researcher Grandpa Mao on his behalf.

"Can you go with me?" Zhi Lan raised his head and looked at the slightly older boy in front of him in disbelief, his eyes full of surprise.

Xiao Dou's full name is Dou Dou. He is a beta native human being. Since three years ago, he has been in charge of taking care of Zhilan's diet and daily life. He is four years older than Zhilan, and has a gentle personality and careful work, which has won Zhilan's trust. with dependencies.

Nursing is just a job title on the surface. A more appropriate term is "breeder", and a more appropriate term is "old lady".

Xiao Dou gently pressed the evaporating cap, doing scalp soothing for him: "Yes, you are tricky and expensive, and the physical examination has not been up to standard all year round. Lao Mao was worried that the nurses over there could not take good care of you, so he applied for an exchange with me." Quota."

Zhi Lan put away the envelope happily, and let the nurse give him a massage: "Grandpa Mao likes to talk nonsense, I'm not as expensive as he said."

Xiao Dou flicked his forehead lightly: "I don't know what to do, you are the most delicate person here, and less than half of the annual nursing expenses in the clinic are spent on you, you prodigal son."

Zhi Lan wanted to argue a few more words, but in the end he kept his mouth shut. Xiao Dou was right, he was indeed the least worrying resident in Huaxia Research Institute.

The full name of Huaxia Institute is: Huaxia Branch of IUCN Rare Species Research Institute.The alliance has a total of five research institutes around the world. In addition to Huaxia, there are four research institutes in Bazhou, Guangdong-Hong Kong, Chujiang, and Huchuan, which house rare local humanoid species.

In the world outside the research institute, native humans occupy most of the social resources and natural resources, and the living environment of humanoid species is difficult.They do not have the high IQ of humans, and even retain some animal habits, which are regarded as troublesome inferiority by primitive humans and are not tolerated by society.

For example, murine humans are timid and fearful, with weak limbs, and can only rely on their good night vision to do some occupations similar to taxi drivers.

Humanoids of the genus Dolphin are good at cooking delicious food, but they are lazy and get along; humanoids of the insect genus have a very short life span, often only 40 to [-] years, and it is difficult to take on important social responsibilities.

There are countless natural constraints like this, and there are even weirder ones than this:

Ferrets are extremely odorous and are regarded as cancer by other species. They can only live in groups in slums and do some self-produced and self-sold businesses; aquatic humanoids have even greater limitations, they are like cute little mermaids , have to soak in water more than five times a day, and cannot maintain land operations for a long time.

Of course, the humanoid species also has the best in mainstream society.For example, canines are loyal, sensitive, and intelligent, and they are popular in many industries; big cats are the sweet pastry that the military of various countries are rushing to recruit, and they all have high salaries and high status. elite figures.

However, no matter what kind of person they are, they all yearn for life in the research institute.

The five major research institutes are the "Garden of Eden" built by native humans for rare species. The humanoids living here do not need to work, and they are provided with food and housing, and receive a high monthly allowance from the state.They have "iron rice bowls for life", are regarded as treasures by native humans, and are served with rich clothes and fine food. Who doesn't want this kind of life?

If you want to return what you want, you have to be qualified.

In the research institute, rare humanoids are divided into four levels: rare, rare, extremely rare, and endangered. This level rule is defined by native humans as c-level, b-level, a-level, and s-level.

But rarity is tantamount to loneliness, who would like to have only a few sparse seedlings left in their own home, and can't find a partner if they want to fall in love.

Zhilan is an S-level bird that is humanoid, and three plus signs have to be added after the s, that is to say, the names on their family tree can be counted with two hands.

In fact, you don’t need two hands. The Zilan clan to which Zhilan belongs ranks third in the endangered species protection list, and there are only four recorded in total: Zhilan’s father, Zhilan’s brother, and Zhilan’s original blue , and an old Zilan family from the Huchuan Research Institute.

Fortune and misfortune depend on each other, and the price for species of this level to be cherished is: they have no personal freedom at all, and can only be used as valuable property shared by the whole society.

Just like collections in museums, close blood relatives will be forced to separate and go to different research institutes to be treasured as the treasures of the town hall.

Lan's father and Zhilan's mother, a female Badan's humanoid, live in the Chujiang Research Institute thousands of miles away, while Lan's elder brother lives in the Guangdong-Hong Kong Research Institute closest to Huaxia Institute.

There are only four of them left in the world. This gimmick is full of power. When Zhilan was still an egg, he was sent here and became the treasure of all the citizens of Huaxia Mainland, a collection of thousands of pets.

The scene of him coming out of the shell was broadcast live all day and night all over the country. Everyone witnessed the birth of "National Treasure" and paid close attention to every detail of his growth, watching him grow up slowly.

The white and tender Xiaotuanzi, carved in powder and jade, has grown into the handsome boy he is today, and fans still nickname him "Little Blue Hair": Zilan's people have beautiful blue hair on the top, and they are all hair dyes. Vibrant colors that cannot be duplicated.

Whenever the little blue fur has a headache, it will be broadcast as heavy news by the TV channel, and the mother fans will feel distressed because of the abuse, and they can't wait to take the national treasure cub home to raise it for themselves.

The little blue fur that popped out of the eggshell grew up in such a "massive way". Zhilan had his coming-of-age ceremony last year, and fans began to worry about another big event:

The little blue fur is an adult and can find a partner.

It's not just the citizens who are concerned about this, Zhilan's courtship plan is also listed as the top priority of the year by the Huaxia Research Institute, only success is allowed, and failure is not allowed.

The first rule of survival of rare species: all behaviors start from breeding offspring.

The destination of those two air tickets is the destination of Zhilan's courtship plan - Bazhou Continental Research Institute.

"Have you found out clearly? What kind of bird is the other party?"

Zhi Lan washed the essential oils off her hair, and dangled on the balcony with her beautiful blue hair, waiting for the warm sunshine to dry it.

Xiao Dou took out his notebook and answered his questions very professionally: "I heard from Lao Mao that it is a female Mitch's, which is very close to your mother's bloodline. They have done a genetic comparison, Mitch's and Zilan's genes are 90% similar, basically there is no reproductive isolation, and they can lay eggs."

Zhilan's eyes lit up when he heard the word "eggs". Birds belong to humanoids, who are almost obsessed with laying eggs, which is a reproductive instinct engraved in their bones.

Zhi Lan is also a senior "egg control". He has loved all white and round things since he was a child. Whether it is daily necessities or toys, he always prefers white round objects.

At this moment, Zhilan didn't care what the hen bird looked like, how many catties, how many taels, he only had round eggs on his head, so many eggs.

"I hope she can lay a healthy and beautiful egg for me."

Zhi Lan picked up an oval flowerpot, and stroked the smooth white porcelain surface with his palm, caressing it lovingly.

"It's okay," Xiao Dou comforted, rubbing the top of his hair:

"Our little blue will definitely have eggs when he grows up."

The author says:

Official popular science: Birds belong to humanoid = birdman

Little Blue Hair: I believe you ghost!

The world view of this article is superficial, very empty, but the plot is not complicated at all, and it is not sci-fi. It is just a cookie about serious love. If you like it, you must bookmark it?

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