law of courtship
Chapter 11 The Courtship Accident
That night, Zhilan suffered from insomnia.
The breeder Xiao Dou accurately sensed his abnormality: the heartless little idiot also suffers from insomnia?Xiao Dou 1 can't understand.
Zhi Lan rolled around on the bed, Xiao Dou came down and looked at him three times, walnut milk, longan honey, lavender eye masks, all sleep aids were used, but they still didn't work.
Xiao Dou simply stayed with him, patting Zhilan's back patiently and coaxing, "Why can't you sleep? Is there something on your mind?"
Zhi Lan buried her head in the quilt, silent.
Xiao Dou had figured out the routine of this older cub a long time ago, so he coaxed him in another way: "If you don't sleep, you won't grow taller. If a short winter melon can't get a wife, no one will help you lay eggs."
After saying this, Zhi Lan finally reacted. He lifted a small part of the quilt, revealing a pair of big moist eyes, and said in a muffled voice, "Xiao Dou, that... what does it mean to steal someone? Do you know?"
"Cough...cough cough..." Xiao Dou choked for a long time and couldn't breathe. He couldn't figure out which unreliable elder had actually instilled such mundane vocabulary into Xiao Lanmao.
Xiao Dou breathed calmly, gently stroked Zhilan's forehead hair: "This word is not very good, you don't need to understand its meaning now."
"Okay," Zhi Lan shrank back into the quilt again, and remained silent.
Xiao Dou reasonably suspected that he was taught the method of shrinking the shell by Brother Lugui in the Bazhou Institute, so he said helplessly, "If you really can't sleep, I can talk to you for a while."
Zhi Lan thought about it for a moment, then poked his head out again: "Xiao Dou, if two people are in a spouse relationship, and one of them finds out that the other is stealing, what will happen?"
The more Xiao Dou listened, the more frightened he became: "When you went to help at Wuyue Manor, did Boss Song show you a family ethics drama?"
"Ah?" Zhilan thought for a while, and didn't intend to tell the truth, so he said vaguely: "Okay... I seem to have read it."
Xiao Dou complained indignantly: "I'll talk to him tomorrow, how can I show you this kind of thing, it's too unreliable."
Zhi Lan knew that Xiao Dou's question would not yield any results, so she was a little depressed, so she just closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.
Xiao Dou patted Zhilan's back lightly, hummed a simple syllable to hypnotize him, Zhilan tried to breathe calmly, his eyelids relaxed, and pretended to be really asleep.
Xiao Dou sighed, tucked up the quilt for him, got up and went upstairs to catch up on sleep, he planned to call Huaxiasuo after dawn, and chat with Lao Mao about Zhilan's adolescent education.
The clean white paper of little blue hair has been painted with messy patterns by unintentional people, so I have to find a way to remedy it.
Zhilan fell asleep at three o'clock in the middle of the night, and when she was woken up by the alarm clock the next morning, there were two huge dark circles on her face. If she stood with Pang Dada, she would look like a pair of brothers.
After washing up, Zhi Lan wandered listlessly to the main building of the research institute to report. Dr. Yu received him at the gate, and saw his abnormality at a glance, and asked with concern: "Did you not rest last night?"
Zhi Lan nodded guiltily: "Well, I'm sorry, it won't affect today's inspection, right?"
Dr. Yu smiled kindly: "It's okay, there are no inspection items today. Your intended spouse just returned to the institute yesterday. I plan to arrange for the two of you to meet first."
Zhi Lan's eyes widened suddenly: Mother bird!The hen bird that can lay its own eggs is back!
After being surprised, Zhilan felt a little uneasy again. He had seen such a high-quality alpha as Uncle Song, and then looked at himself: a short winter melon with weak limbs, who can't make money, and owes a large debt, which can only be repaid by part-time jobs, except for blood More precious, it can be said to be useless.
Going on a blind date like this, can there be any drama?
The good-for-nothing little blue fur flinched.
"Today... must we meet?" Zhi Lan said weakly.
"Well, it's been arranged, let's go find her now." Dr. Yu patted him on the shoulder and led him into the main building.
On the roof of the main building of the research institute, an open space is set up, with tables, chairs and various flowers and green plants, as a place for researchers to relax. The blind date arranged by Dr. Yu for them is here.
Dr. Yu pushed open the glass door of the rooftop garden, and Milena was already waiting at the table. She was stirring a cup of coffee and glanced towards the door from time to time.
Hearing that today was going on a blind date, Milena deliberately changed her makeup to look like a woman from a good family. Her curly hair, which was too bright, was tied into a ponytail and wrapped in a plain scarf. She wore a dignified and elegant light yellow dress with a pair of white flat shoes. It sounds like a rural girl.
However, Zhi Lan still recognized her at a glance, and froze in place like a thunderclap.
Dr. Yu waved to Zhilan behind him, and introduced with a smile: "Xiaolan, come here, this is Milena, Mitchell's bird is humanoid, rare A-level, and the most beautiful girl in our institute."
Milena looked in the direction of Dr. Yu's line of sight, and finally saw her blind date, and then she was happy:
Are you sure this is a blind date?Why is the other party a very cute child?
Zhi Lan still maintains a stunned expression, her fluffy blue hair is like an umbrella on the top of a fungus, covering her immature and delicate face, her whole head looks small, but there is a little baby fat on her cheeks. It's powdery, and people can't help but want to pinch it with their hands.
Milena felt her hand was a little itchy, her eyes stayed on his small nose for a moment, and then she looked down. The kid was wearing a thin white sweater and aqua blue jeans with hanging feet, revealing a slender ankle, and his sneakers were well wiped. It's clean, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a little boy who just graduated from junior high school.
"Xiaolan, don't be shy, we will be family from now on." Dr. Yu laughed loudly, pushing Zhilan who was stunned forward.
He didn't seem to be aware of the difference in appearance between Zhilan and Milena. In the eyes of native humans, marriage and childbirth of rare humanoids don't need to be linked to love at all.Like animals, as long as the races are similar and there is no reproductive isolation, they can make a pair.Just like two completely stranger cats, as long as the female cat is in estrus, they can be mated for the first time.
But the two parties obviously didn't think so.
Zhilan was still thinking about the battle between heaven and man. If it hadn't happened yesterday, he would think that this courtship object is very beautiful, with a plump and sexy figure, and has a unique charm, which largely satisfies his fantasies about females of the same kind.
The key is the one that came out yesterday!This girl is obviously his uncle's spouse, why did she become his courtship object?
Zhilan's world view is collapsing and shattering piece by piece, turning into fly ash and floating out of the top of his head, his expression is also completely dull, his big dark blue eyes are wide open, his small mouth is opened into an o shape, like a cute cute with a surprised expression doll.
With a slight smile on her face, Milena quietly observed the little boy in front of her. People of the bird genus value hair color very much, and good-looking hair color is equivalent to gorgeous feathers.Zhilan's blue hair is very beautiful and attractive to her, but this attraction is not an admiration for the opposite sex, but seeing a cute cub of the same race, she feels pity for him, and wants to ruarua his head, Pinch your cheeks.
"Hello, what's your name?" Milena took the initiative to step forward, because she was a little taller than Zhilan, so she bent slightly, touched Zhilan's hair, and showed a friendly smile.
"I..." Zhilan finally came back to his senses, did not forget the basic manners, and responded in a low voice: "My name is... Zhilan, you... hello."
"Why are you standing there? Come on, you two sit down and have a good chat, and I won't bother you," Dr. Yu smiled and led the two of them to sit at the table, turned and left, and closed the door to the roof for them.
As soon as Dr. Yu left, Milena obviously felt much more at ease. She unabashedly looked at the cutie in front of her, and asked him softly, "Xiao Lan, how old are you?"
"Ah?" Zhilan's eyes flickered, he looked a little nervous, he managed to calm down, lowered his head and whispered: "Sorry, I didn't hear clearly just now, I am 19 years old this year."
Milena was very surprised, she never thought that the child was only five years younger than her, so she confiscated her immediately, and expressed her doubts: "You don't look... you don't look like..."
Zhilan was ashamed, so he had to repeat the reason he explained to Uncle Song two days ago: "My differentiation period has been delayed a lot, and the abnormal hormone level has hindered my growth. As long as the differentiation is completed, I can enter the development period. "
"That's it." Milena nodded thoughtfully, and said with concern: "The delay in the differentiation period will indeed affect the growth. Apart from a slower development, there is no other discomfort, right?"
Seeing that the other party cared about her, Zhi Lan pursed her lips and pondered for a moment, then raised her face and forced a smile at her: "No, everything else is healthy, thank you."
Milena's heart softened, and she was touched by the little dimple on the corner of Zhilan's lips, and she caught a glimpse of the tips of his small ears under his blue hair, which was so red that one wanted to reach out and pinch her hands, and couldn't help but overflow with maternal love.
Milena, like Zhilan's thousands of mother fans in Huaxia Continent, was captured by this cute blue-haired cub at the first sight, and she just wanted to steal him home and raise him herself: the cub who doesn't grow up The cub is so distressing, if she is allowed to raise it, she will definitely feed the cub until it is white and fat.
"You should eat obediently at ordinary times, and take in more nutrients, so that you can grow up early."
Her tone seemed to be coaxing a child, but Zhi Lan, who had been coaxed since she was a child, liked it very much. She nodded obediently and replied in a low voice: "I will, thank you sister."
Milena showed her aunt's smile, and completely forgot the motive of the two of them meeting this time, and asked again:
"In the future, you can come to my sister for anything in the institute. If you encounter trouble or someone bullies you, don't be afraid. My sister will help you."
Zhi Lan nodded in a daze while being a little puzzled: Why is this blind date different from what Grandpa Mao described?
Before Zhilan left Huaxia Institute, researcher Lin Mao taught him carefully: When dating, you should pay attention to the appearance, figure, posture, and behavior of the other party. After chatting, you should take the initiative to introduce your basic situation and remember to be modest and reasonable manner.
If the woman shows a posture of "flaming cheeks and bumping breasts", it proves that the other party likes her, and the blind date is half successful, and you can talk about some in-depth topics and work harder to cultivate the relationship.
Zhilan suddenly thought of the scene where Milena and Uncle Song "hugged". .
Zhilan wavered: Since the two of them are a real couple, what's the matter with me?
But this blind date is a big deal, and it represents the ardent expectations of Grandpa Mao and the whole Huaxia for him. He is a little bit overwhelmed, hesitating whether he should continue to cultivate a relationship with Milena, and he is nervously digging under the table. Pointing his finger, he glanced at the other party apprehensively.
When Zhilan looked over, Milena was staring at him eagerly, her eyes were shining, and there was obvious emotion in her eyes, which seemed to be full of affection, like love, distress, or doting.
Zhi Lan panicked, she hasn't cultivated feelings yet, how could she look at herself with such eyes.
Facing the fiery eyes of the blind date, Zhilan once again fell into the situation of the battle between heaven and man: the relationship is there, why does it seem to be a bit rotten?
The author says:
Xiao Dou: Xiaolan, how about your blind date?Do you look good?
Zhilan: light yellow long dress, fluffy hair, hold my hand and want to be my newest mother (?_?)
Wait for a rap master to sing~
The breeder Xiao Dou accurately sensed his abnormality: the heartless little idiot also suffers from insomnia?Xiao Dou 1 can't understand.
Zhi Lan rolled around on the bed, Xiao Dou came down and looked at him three times, walnut milk, longan honey, lavender eye masks, all sleep aids were used, but they still didn't work.
Xiao Dou simply stayed with him, patting Zhilan's back patiently and coaxing, "Why can't you sleep? Is there something on your mind?"
Zhi Lan buried her head in the quilt, silent.
Xiao Dou had figured out the routine of this older cub a long time ago, so he coaxed him in another way: "If you don't sleep, you won't grow taller. If a short winter melon can't get a wife, no one will help you lay eggs."
After saying this, Zhi Lan finally reacted. He lifted a small part of the quilt, revealing a pair of big moist eyes, and said in a muffled voice, "Xiao Dou, that... what does it mean to steal someone? Do you know?"
"Cough...cough cough..." Xiao Dou choked for a long time and couldn't breathe. He couldn't figure out which unreliable elder had actually instilled such mundane vocabulary into Xiao Lanmao.
Xiao Dou breathed calmly, gently stroked Zhilan's forehead hair: "This word is not very good, you don't need to understand its meaning now."
"Okay," Zhi Lan shrank back into the quilt again, and remained silent.
Xiao Dou reasonably suspected that he was taught the method of shrinking the shell by Brother Lugui in the Bazhou Institute, so he said helplessly, "If you really can't sleep, I can talk to you for a while."
Zhi Lan thought about it for a moment, then poked his head out again: "Xiao Dou, if two people are in a spouse relationship, and one of them finds out that the other is stealing, what will happen?"
The more Xiao Dou listened, the more frightened he became: "When you went to help at Wuyue Manor, did Boss Song show you a family ethics drama?"
"Ah?" Zhilan thought for a while, and didn't intend to tell the truth, so he said vaguely: "Okay... I seem to have read it."
Xiao Dou complained indignantly: "I'll talk to him tomorrow, how can I show you this kind of thing, it's too unreliable."
Zhi Lan knew that Xiao Dou's question would not yield any results, so she was a little depressed, so she just closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.
Xiao Dou patted Zhilan's back lightly, hummed a simple syllable to hypnotize him, Zhilan tried to breathe calmly, his eyelids relaxed, and pretended to be really asleep.
Xiao Dou sighed, tucked up the quilt for him, got up and went upstairs to catch up on sleep, he planned to call Huaxiasuo after dawn, and chat with Lao Mao about Zhilan's adolescent education.
The clean white paper of little blue hair has been painted with messy patterns by unintentional people, so I have to find a way to remedy it.
Zhilan fell asleep at three o'clock in the middle of the night, and when she was woken up by the alarm clock the next morning, there were two huge dark circles on her face. If she stood with Pang Dada, she would look like a pair of brothers.
After washing up, Zhi Lan wandered listlessly to the main building of the research institute to report. Dr. Yu received him at the gate, and saw his abnormality at a glance, and asked with concern: "Did you not rest last night?"
Zhi Lan nodded guiltily: "Well, I'm sorry, it won't affect today's inspection, right?"
Dr. Yu smiled kindly: "It's okay, there are no inspection items today. Your intended spouse just returned to the institute yesterday. I plan to arrange for the two of you to meet first."
Zhi Lan's eyes widened suddenly: Mother bird!The hen bird that can lay its own eggs is back!
After being surprised, Zhilan felt a little uneasy again. He had seen such a high-quality alpha as Uncle Song, and then looked at himself: a short winter melon with weak limbs, who can't make money, and owes a large debt, which can only be repaid by part-time jobs, except for blood More precious, it can be said to be useless.
Going on a blind date like this, can there be any drama?
The good-for-nothing little blue fur flinched.
"Today... must we meet?" Zhi Lan said weakly.
"Well, it's been arranged, let's go find her now." Dr. Yu patted him on the shoulder and led him into the main building.
On the roof of the main building of the research institute, an open space is set up, with tables, chairs and various flowers and green plants, as a place for researchers to relax. The blind date arranged by Dr. Yu for them is here.
Dr. Yu pushed open the glass door of the rooftop garden, and Milena was already waiting at the table. She was stirring a cup of coffee and glanced towards the door from time to time.
Hearing that today was going on a blind date, Milena deliberately changed her makeup to look like a woman from a good family. Her curly hair, which was too bright, was tied into a ponytail and wrapped in a plain scarf. She wore a dignified and elegant light yellow dress with a pair of white flat shoes. It sounds like a rural girl.
However, Zhi Lan still recognized her at a glance, and froze in place like a thunderclap.
Dr. Yu waved to Zhilan behind him, and introduced with a smile: "Xiaolan, come here, this is Milena, Mitchell's bird is humanoid, rare A-level, and the most beautiful girl in our institute."
Milena looked in the direction of Dr. Yu's line of sight, and finally saw her blind date, and then she was happy:
Are you sure this is a blind date?Why is the other party a very cute child?
Zhi Lan still maintains a stunned expression, her fluffy blue hair is like an umbrella on the top of a fungus, covering her immature and delicate face, her whole head looks small, but there is a little baby fat on her cheeks. It's powdery, and people can't help but want to pinch it with their hands.
Milena felt her hand was a little itchy, her eyes stayed on his small nose for a moment, and then she looked down. The kid was wearing a thin white sweater and aqua blue jeans with hanging feet, revealing a slender ankle, and his sneakers were well wiped. It's clean, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a little boy who just graduated from junior high school.
"Xiaolan, don't be shy, we will be family from now on." Dr. Yu laughed loudly, pushing Zhilan who was stunned forward.
He didn't seem to be aware of the difference in appearance between Zhilan and Milena. In the eyes of native humans, marriage and childbirth of rare humanoids don't need to be linked to love at all.Like animals, as long as the races are similar and there is no reproductive isolation, they can make a pair.Just like two completely stranger cats, as long as the female cat is in estrus, they can be mated for the first time.
But the two parties obviously didn't think so.
Zhilan was still thinking about the battle between heaven and man. If it hadn't happened yesterday, he would think that this courtship object is very beautiful, with a plump and sexy figure, and has a unique charm, which largely satisfies his fantasies about females of the same kind.
The key is the one that came out yesterday!This girl is obviously his uncle's spouse, why did she become his courtship object?
Zhilan's world view is collapsing and shattering piece by piece, turning into fly ash and floating out of the top of his head, his expression is also completely dull, his big dark blue eyes are wide open, his small mouth is opened into an o shape, like a cute cute with a surprised expression doll.
With a slight smile on her face, Milena quietly observed the little boy in front of her. People of the bird genus value hair color very much, and good-looking hair color is equivalent to gorgeous feathers.Zhilan's blue hair is very beautiful and attractive to her, but this attraction is not an admiration for the opposite sex, but seeing a cute cub of the same race, she feels pity for him, and wants to ruarua his head, Pinch your cheeks.
"Hello, what's your name?" Milena took the initiative to step forward, because she was a little taller than Zhilan, so she bent slightly, touched Zhilan's hair, and showed a friendly smile.
"I..." Zhilan finally came back to his senses, did not forget the basic manners, and responded in a low voice: "My name is... Zhilan, you... hello."
"Why are you standing there? Come on, you two sit down and have a good chat, and I won't bother you," Dr. Yu smiled and led the two of them to sit at the table, turned and left, and closed the door to the roof for them.
As soon as Dr. Yu left, Milena obviously felt much more at ease. She unabashedly looked at the cutie in front of her, and asked him softly, "Xiao Lan, how old are you?"
"Ah?" Zhilan's eyes flickered, he looked a little nervous, he managed to calm down, lowered his head and whispered: "Sorry, I didn't hear clearly just now, I am 19 years old this year."
Milena was very surprised, she never thought that the child was only five years younger than her, so she confiscated her immediately, and expressed her doubts: "You don't look... you don't look like..."
Zhilan was ashamed, so he had to repeat the reason he explained to Uncle Song two days ago: "My differentiation period has been delayed a lot, and the abnormal hormone level has hindered my growth. As long as the differentiation is completed, I can enter the development period. "
"That's it." Milena nodded thoughtfully, and said with concern: "The delay in the differentiation period will indeed affect the growth. Apart from a slower development, there is no other discomfort, right?"
Seeing that the other party cared about her, Zhi Lan pursed her lips and pondered for a moment, then raised her face and forced a smile at her: "No, everything else is healthy, thank you."
Milena's heart softened, and she was touched by the little dimple on the corner of Zhilan's lips, and she caught a glimpse of the tips of his small ears under his blue hair, which was so red that one wanted to reach out and pinch her hands, and couldn't help but overflow with maternal love.
Milena, like Zhilan's thousands of mother fans in Huaxia Continent, was captured by this cute blue-haired cub at the first sight, and she just wanted to steal him home and raise him herself: the cub who doesn't grow up The cub is so distressing, if she is allowed to raise it, she will definitely feed the cub until it is white and fat.
"You should eat obediently at ordinary times, and take in more nutrients, so that you can grow up early."
Her tone seemed to be coaxing a child, but Zhi Lan, who had been coaxed since she was a child, liked it very much. She nodded obediently and replied in a low voice: "I will, thank you sister."
Milena showed her aunt's smile, and completely forgot the motive of the two of them meeting this time, and asked again:
"In the future, you can come to my sister for anything in the institute. If you encounter trouble or someone bullies you, don't be afraid. My sister will help you."
Zhi Lan nodded in a daze while being a little puzzled: Why is this blind date different from what Grandpa Mao described?
Before Zhilan left Huaxia Institute, researcher Lin Mao taught him carefully: When dating, you should pay attention to the appearance, figure, posture, and behavior of the other party. After chatting, you should take the initiative to introduce your basic situation and remember to be modest and reasonable manner.
If the woman shows a posture of "flaming cheeks and bumping breasts", it proves that the other party likes her, and the blind date is half successful, and you can talk about some in-depth topics and work harder to cultivate the relationship.
Zhilan suddenly thought of the scene where Milena and Uncle Song "hugged". .
Zhilan wavered: Since the two of them are a real couple, what's the matter with me?
But this blind date is a big deal, and it represents the ardent expectations of Grandpa Mao and the whole Huaxia for him. He is a little bit overwhelmed, hesitating whether he should continue to cultivate a relationship with Milena, and he is nervously digging under the table. Pointing his finger, he glanced at the other party apprehensively.
When Zhilan looked over, Milena was staring at him eagerly, her eyes were shining, and there was obvious emotion in her eyes, which seemed to be full of affection, like love, distress, or doting.
Zhi Lan panicked, she hasn't cultivated feelings yet, how could she look at herself with such eyes.
Facing the fiery eyes of the blind date, Zhilan once again fell into the situation of the battle between heaven and man: the relationship is there, why does it seem to be a bit rotten?
The author says:
Xiao Dou: Xiaolan, how about your blind date?Do you look good?
Zhilan: light yellow long dress, fluffy hair, hold my hand and want to be my newest mother (?_?)
Wait for a rap master to sing~
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