Mermaid Future Voice Emperor

Questions one after another, interactive mini-games one after another.The show quickly came to an end.

Andi and Yinchuan often go to the media and know how to answer various questions skillfully.

As for Lan Lian, it was even worse. He was a novice, but he couldn't justify himself. Although this could avoid some complicated problems, most of the time, he was molested by the hostess to the point of death.

He thought sadly, why couldn't the makeup artist put some powder on him just now, so that at least it could cover his red and hot cheeks QAQ...

"At the end of the show, let's ask Lan Lian the last question." The host looked at Lan Lian's blushing face all the way, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up. This reaction is so interesting, is there any reason!Can you find an artist who is more shy than this in the world these days!She bet the ratings will skyrocket now!

"Excuse me—" The host changed his voice and asked in an unusually ambiguous tone: "Who is Lan Lian's first love?"

Hey... the eyes of gossip fans lit up again!

Wu Hao frowned. This kind of question is the most difficult to answer. For reporters, they may want to dig deeper into these questions, but for entertainment companies, if they can't handle the relationship between truth and lies, it is likely to cause fans' anger. Dissatisfaction results in certain losses.Not knowing the answer to this kind of topic, Susan instructed Lan Lian not to.

But looking at Lan Lian's thin-skinned face who couldn't hide any truth, and couldn't tell any lies, Wu Hao felt deeply worried...

Lan Lian seemed to be thinking all the time, her delicate eyebrows were frowned.

When the host saw it, there was a sign!He didn't deny it outright, nor did he say some answers smoothly, which meant that he hadn't prepared in advance, and he probably could get some useful things!

In fact, the truth of the matter is that Lan Lian was so nervous that she forgot the lines that Susan taught him.Well, he didn't remember much of the lines in the previous question, hey, hey, who made this announcement so rushed, he wasn't mentally prepared at all!

QAQ...

Lan Lian recalled her life, and felt that the only thing that could be regarded as love was that one, but she also felt that something was wrong.

"What is the definition of first love?" Lan Lian raised the electronic version in her hand, blinking innocent eyes at the host, as if sincerely asking for advice.

So the host got tangled up, she asked this question no less than 10 times, but she really couldn't tell the definition of this common noun!

Fortunately, "If you have any difficulties, ask Du Niang" has become an ancient and long-standing tradition. On the computer in the studio, the virtual personality "Du Niang" flashed out and patiently answered Lan Lian's question:

"—The first time you fall in love with another person is called first love."

"Excuse me, how do you define love?" Lan Lian looked like a well-behaved baby with a strong desire for knowledge.Perseveringly raised the electronic version again and asked.

"—When you always look at the other party from a casual angle every time, talk to the other party intentionally or unconsciously, and want to find the other party once the other party leaves, this kind of feeling means that you like the other party. When two people have at the same time This kind of feeling, and when they come together and do something similar to holding hands and shopping and kissing, it is called love!"

Du Niang felt that she had finished explaining, and quickly flashed back, hey, it is getting harder and harder to teach children nowadays.

The host felt that it was time to applaud "Du Niang". She thought her words would be very difficult to understand, but she didn't expect her explanations to be so literary - what else can this entertainment program do! (dropping salt——)

During this time, Andi and Yinchuan couldn't help looking at each other, then Andi turned his head awkwardly, while Yinchuan smiled faintly.

During this time, Wu Hao propped his chin, groping with his thumb and index finger joints, squinting his eyes as if he was thinking about something.

During this time, Lan Lian silently crossed out a name in her mind—it turns out that first love is not the first secret love, hey~

Then Lan Lian obediently wrote on the board——I don't have a first love yet.

Eh - everyone is so disappointed.

"Really?" The host struggled desperately.

"Really not." Lan Lian replied, as sincere as she could be, as sure as she was sure.

Then what were you thinking just now? The QAQ host was speechless.

If she could know what she had missed, she would definitely - commit harakiri in minutes!

"Well, it seems that Lan Lian's life is still a very pure piece of paper, I hope you will find a good husband soon~ Ah" the host finally teased Lan Lian, and then said the final concluding remarks.

"Next month, the 3 mermaid artists here, namely our Shadow Emperor, Yinchuan Yinhuang, and Lan Lian, will go to planet KY3848 for the biggest music event in 10 years! We wish them success!—— Dear friends who yearn for it, hurry up and tighten your belts to buy spaceship tickets~”

The audience was all over the place. An electrostatic isolation system appeared at the front desk. The stars on the stage returned to the backstage under heavy protection. After a brief explanation, they dispersed.

"See you next month." Yinchuan and Lanlian greeted each other. They belonged to different entertainment companies and took their respective spaceships.

"Okay." Lan Lian held up the electronic version that had not been returned.By the way, this thing is so convenient, what should he do if he doesn't want to return it hehe.

Wu Hao led Lan Lian and Susan to join them, and Susan was finalizing some post-editing details with the director team.Then he gestured to Wu Hao, indicating that everything is OK.

"You idiot, you hardly use all the materials I prepared!" Susan slapped Lan Lian on the head as soon as she went out, "It's a shame I stayed up all night."

"I'm sorry." Lan Lian drew a crying expression on the electronic board, begging for forgiveness.

"But the effect is not bad, so I forgive you." Susan stroked her hair, and quietly leaned over and asked, "I can't see the whole thing from the live broadcast on the screen. Where did you offend Mr. Wu? Look at his depressed look. "

Eh?Have it? !Guiltyly, Lan Lian glanced at Wu Hao's back. It looked like—the same as usual?

"Of course, you can see that Mr. Wu's pace is 3% faster than usual, and the stride distance is 2-3 cm longer than usual. Isn't this abnormal?" Susan said logically.

...Sister, you are actually a robot, right? A robot!

Lan Lian, who didn't know what she did wrong again, had to be more careful not to touch the boss's bad luck.

Everyone boarded the aircraft again, Wu Hao turned around and said: "Let everyone go directly to the space port, and the ships should leave early."

"Yes." Everyone who responded wailed, should we hurry up like this? Hurry up~

"And you." Wu Hao stared at Lan Lian and said, "Do you know the consequences of saying the wrong thing as an entertainment star! The last question you thought of but didn't say, write a report for me! "

Everyone: ...!

Lan Lian: ...QAQ

The last question—isn't it about first love, Mr. Wu, you are suspected of infringing on an artist*~ Everyone thinks so.

Hey, didn't I say that there is no more, why do I still have to write?Lan Lian thought aggrievedly.

In fact, only Wu Hao knows that he is just inexplicably anxious and depressed, because according to the definition given by the brain - he is also a person who has no first love!

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Attached is the improved version of Susan Lanlian's report:

In fact, Mr. Wu, his first love is yours, his first night is also yours, and his whole body is your meow~~~~

(President Wu's reply: It's a bunch of nonsense! Whoever wrote it will be dragged out and chopped up!)

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Attached is the re-corrected version of Lan Lian's report of the warned intellectual brain:

The definition of first love does not require both parties to recognize each other to be called "love".

For the first time in my heart, those who have been deeply missed, loved, and hurt, if it is an unrequited love and secret love, how sad do you think they are,

If it is said that he has no first love, but has such clear pain and longing in his heart, then it is not called love, then what is it called? "heart" feeling

"恋", "情", "思", "Nian", "想" and "爱" in traditional Chinese characters. Observe why there is a heart in these words because you are tempted.

So, as long as you have loved someone unforgettable in your heart, liked someone and it is the first time.This is called first love. First love does not have to be two people together to be called first love. You have a crush on unrequited love, and it is unforgettable. When you grow up, you will know that it is the feeling of truly falling in love with someone, and it is the first time - it is called first love

(Mr. Wu’s reply: Well, it’s very good that I finally have a first love, and the things that write this are formatted!)

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Attached is the literary gunslinger version of Lan Lian's report:

What was the initial feeling like?Regardless of the advantages and disadvantages, like a large group of birds fluttering their wings and chirping in unison, the sky boils in an instant.

The boy standing upstairs, the sunlight illuminates his youthful face inch by inch, and the white exterior walls of the surrounding teaching buildings exude fresh breath of paint, and he is swept into a pure world of light clouds and breezy wind

The blue color of the lawn, the crimson color of the flowers, the light gray of the brick surface, the golden color of the school signs,

he is in it

The colorless wind fills his uniform

Boy with downcast eyes, you let me see the silence of the night

When you opened your eyes, I suddenly heard the night birds flying.

You don't know when you blink, where the heartbeat suddenly becomes disordered...

(President Wu’s reply: Well, the literary talent is good, let him do the next issue’s literature and art page, the following 10 words are too long, I will ignore them all! Also, although I don’t discriminate against people, let this person stay away from me in the future! )

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The original version of Lan Lian's report:

Boss, I was wrong QAQ...

(Mr. Wu commented: Do you know where you went wrong?)

Reply: I shouldn’t have failed to take Chinese classes well, so I can’t write essays and report QAQ (wiping tears)

(President Wu commented: Forget it, pass.)

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