Mermaid Future Voice Emperor
Chapter 46 The God-like Mr. Wu
"Then, Dark Emperor and Movie Emperor is Golden Arowana, Yinchuan Yinhuang is Silver Arowana, so let's ask Lan Lian by the way~ PS. This is not a problem, I will ask you later, eh?" the host Molested Lan Lian.
Hey, you all bullied me QAQ... Lan Lian felt aggrieved, but obediently wrote down the answer on the electronic screen "writing pad" sent to him by the director team. (Well, isn't he dumb again?)
"Koi"
"Hey, there are many kinds of koi, what kind of koi is it?"
Lan Lian tilted her head and thought for a while, and finally thought of the noun she had only seen once, and added three words on the clipboard——Bai Bieguang.
"Baibeiguang Koi"
"Is that so, audience, do you know what kind of ornamental fish this is? Let's take a look at the screen - the traditional koi Taisho three colors remove the red spots and it becomes Baibieguang, which is a koi with black spots on a white background. Fish The background color of the body is white, and the black spots on it are pure black and thick in color, distributed on the trunk and tail peduncle, and the color is very bright and delicate.
"From the picture, this is really a kind of elegant and beautiful fish like an elf, but—Lan Lian, the pattern on your tail seems to be different in color and shape, please tell me, the pattern like what?"
"Like lotus and wisteria!"
"I think the colors look more beautiful live than on the screen!"
The host regained the right to speak and asked Lan Lian: "What's going on here?"
Now Lan Lian was stumped, talking about what a lot of terminology was read to him by the research team leader back then, after thinking about it for a long time to no avail, he had to write "mutation" on the electronic screen.
Okay... To be specific, everyone knows that it is a mutation, okay? I just want to ask you what is the reason for the mutation!
"Then, what is the specific reason?" The host still tried hard.
...Lan Lian silently added three more words on the board—unknown
"Unknown mutation."
…….! (The research team leader who is on the scene: Don’t pull me! I’m going to shout it out! I’ve already named this rare phenomenon!! And it’s patented—”The anonymous research team leader is carefully studying T218 The plan is a super mutation observed in a flash of inspiration!!!")
"Hehe, our little Lanlian is so cute that people are embarrassed to bully him, so let's invite someone to help him--the following is our special guest this time, the 27-year-old Tianjiao Entertainment Company President - Wu Hao!"
The crowd applauded.
Lan Lian covered her face, ah, did you embarrass yourself just now QAQ...
Wu Hao came up and sat on the sofa with the host.
"President Wu, your reputation is not small, so we don't need to introduce too much. Now that we have gathered 4 people, let's play the game. For the sake of fairness, let's draw lots first." The host said and took out a carton.
It seems that in order to prove the fairness of the lottery, they did not use the digital lottery procedure, but adopted the ancient method, but even so, Lan Lian could not escape the "tragic" fate of teaming up with Wu Hao.
Lan Lian: QAQ... I'm under a lot of pressure...
"The next game we're going to play is a big test of tacit understanding. The tacit understanding of the gold and silver team is unquestionable. Then, what kind of performance will the Wu Lan team have? Let's look forward to it!"
The rules of the game: the one who draws the A mark faces the screen, and the B faces the screen. According to the words on the screen, B has to express the meaning with the side language and body movements, and A guesses it!It's an old game, but it's a lot of fun every time I play it.
"Lan Lian, you have to work hard, you can only express it with body movements~~~Dark Emperor, let's start first." The host said.
Andi nodded, and he started the game with Yinchuan.He is in charge of making hints, and Yinchuan is in charge of guessing.
The first word - belly laugh.
The corner of Andi's mouth twitched, this was intentional by the director team!It is obvious that he is facial paralyzed.
But since it was a live broadcast, Andi didn't like to play with his temper, so he had to put his hand on his stomach, and then posed towards Yinchuan, the biggest arc he could tolerate, and the corners of his mouth could show.
Handsome - the audience in the audience were mesmerized.
Yinchuan was stunned for a moment, put his fingers on his chin for a while, and said, "Is it a 'belly laugh'?"
……Amazing!
"Ahem, yes, next one." The host said.
The second word is - 囧.
...! Audience—mouth—!Don't embarrass their gods like this! ! !
The Dark Emperor was helpless, he frowned in disgust, and then he was about to jump to the next one.
"Is it '囧'?" Yinchuan asked.
...!
"Congratulations for the correct answer! Yinchuan is amazing, how did he do it?" the host asked.
"Oh, he also reacted like this when asked him to make an embarrassing expression before." Yinchuan smiled.
...Yeah, it's so warm~~~~~~ The audience is mesmerized~~~~~~
The third, the fourth...
There are a total of ten words, most of them are very smooth, the correct rate is as high as 90.00%!
"Team Gold and Silver deserves to be an 'elite team', it's amazing! Team Wu Lan, is there any pressure?" asked the host.
Lan Lian nodded.
Wu Hao shook his head.
……
Looking at each other, Lan Lian quickly shook her head, and Wu Hao was silent...
"Hehe, no matter if there is one or not, you can't hide. Come on, the game has started, Lan Lian, you have to be responsible for making good moves. You can't speak, but it's even more difficult."
...Don't give me pears again!I don't eat pears!
The first word - grievance.
Well, this seems to be okay, Lan Lian pouted and made an aggrieved expression.
Oh yeah~~ So cute~~~ The audience is mesmerized~~~~~~
"I'm wronged." Wu Hao came out without disappointing everyone's expectations.
The second word - apology.
Eh?Lan Lian didn't know how to express it. He looked at Wu Hao pitifully, and patted his tail 3 times anxiously.
"Apologize." Wu Hao said the word.
Lan Lian: Huh?What did I do?I didn't do anything QAQ...
"Wow, it seems that Mr. Wu is quite familiar with the action language of mermaids." The well-informed host praised.
"The more you get in touch with mermaids, the more you learn something." Wu Hao replied, "In our company, every mermaid agent and life assistant should know this knowledge."
The game continued, and the next few Lan Lian also found the trick, using mermaid movements to express a few, anyway, the other party has their own translation, so it is useless.
The last few clearly increased the difficulty - like a duck to water.
...Ah, Lan Lian's first reaction was - there are fish here, water?
He turned around and asked the host with the electronic board: "Can I have a glass of water?"
The host was stunned for a moment, "Huh? Asking for props? Since you have a weakness that can't speak, let's make an exception and agree!"
So a glass of water was handed to Lan Lian, and Lan Lian first used her fingers to draw four characters.Then he pointed at himself with his finger, and then readily poured the water on his head!
……-mouth-!
Wu Hao frowned, and then said, "It's like a fish in water."
There was applause from the audience.
The last word - file in!
...It sounds so tiring, Lan Lian repeats her old tricks, asking the host to come - a simple swimming pool!Still full of water!
Fortunately, Global Media is worthy of being a large group, and everything was completed within 3 minutes.
So——Lan Lian started the process of jumping in~climbing up~jumping in again~climbing up again....
On the third jump, Wu Hao called to him, "Follow in." After he finished speaking, he walked over, took a big towel and wrapped Lan Lian up to dry him. There was no way, the assistant was not around.
"What are you doing so seriously? It's just a game." He hastily brushed Lan Lian's hair, and said in a low voice.
QAQ I thought you were serious, boss!Lan Lian wants to cry but has no tears—it's really hard to be an employee who pleases the boss!
"Let's see the results of the Wulan team - all right! My God, this is unbelievable. A new record for this program has been born! Let's applaud them!" The host concluded.
The audience applauded like a wave.
At the same time, Susan, who was watching the screen behind the scenes, asked for a handkerchief: Hey, the TV station didn't even let me be Xiao Lanlian's partner QAQ, but Mr. Wu, you are really a god!
Hey, you all bullied me QAQ... Lan Lian felt aggrieved, but obediently wrote down the answer on the electronic screen "writing pad" sent to him by the director team. (Well, isn't he dumb again?)
"Koi"
"Hey, there are many kinds of koi, what kind of koi is it?"
Lan Lian tilted her head and thought for a while, and finally thought of the noun she had only seen once, and added three words on the clipboard——Bai Bieguang.
"Baibeiguang Koi"
"Is that so, audience, do you know what kind of ornamental fish this is? Let's take a look at the screen - the traditional koi Taisho three colors remove the red spots and it becomes Baibieguang, which is a koi with black spots on a white background. Fish The background color of the body is white, and the black spots on it are pure black and thick in color, distributed on the trunk and tail peduncle, and the color is very bright and delicate.
"From the picture, this is really a kind of elegant and beautiful fish like an elf, but—Lan Lian, the pattern on your tail seems to be different in color and shape, please tell me, the pattern like what?"
"Like lotus and wisteria!"
"I think the colors look more beautiful live than on the screen!"
The host regained the right to speak and asked Lan Lian: "What's going on here?"
Now Lan Lian was stumped, talking about what a lot of terminology was read to him by the research team leader back then, after thinking about it for a long time to no avail, he had to write "mutation" on the electronic screen.
Okay... To be specific, everyone knows that it is a mutation, okay? I just want to ask you what is the reason for the mutation!
"Then, what is the specific reason?" The host still tried hard.
...Lan Lian silently added three more words on the board—unknown
"Unknown mutation."
…….! (The research team leader who is on the scene: Don’t pull me! I’m going to shout it out! I’ve already named this rare phenomenon!! And it’s patented—”The anonymous research team leader is carefully studying T218 The plan is a super mutation observed in a flash of inspiration!!!")
"Hehe, our little Lanlian is so cute that people are embarrassed to bully him, so let's invite someone to help him--the following is our special guest this time, the 27-year-old Tianjiao Entertainment Company President - Wu Hao!"
The crowd applauded.
Lan Lian covered her face, ah, did you embarrass yourself just now QAQ...
Wu Hao came up and sat on the sofa with the host.
"President Wu, your reputation is not small, so we don't need to introduce too much. Now that we have gathered 4 people, let's play the game. For the sake of fairness, let's draw lots first." The host said and took out a carton.
It seems that in order to prove the fairness of the lottery, they did not use the digital lottery procedure, but adopted the ancient method, but even so, Lan Lian could not escape the "tragic" fate of teaming up with Wu Hao.
Lan Lian: QAQ... I'm under a lot of pressure...
"The next game we're going to play is a big test of tacit understanding. The tacit understanding of the gold and silver team is unquestionable. Then, what kind of performance will the Wu Lan team have? Let's look forward to it!"
The rules of the game: the one who draws the A mark faces the screen, and the B faces the screen. According to the words on the screen, B has to express the meaning with the side language and body movements, and A guesses it!It's an old game, but it's a lot of fun every time I play it.
"Lan Lian, you have to work hard, you can only express it with body movements~~~Dark Emperor, let's start first." The host said.
Andi nodded, and he started the game with Yinchuan.He is in charge of making hints, and Yinchuan is in charge of guessing.
The first word - belly laugh.
The corner of Andi's mouth twitched, this was intentional by the director team!It is obvious that he is facial paralyzed.
But since it was a live broadcast, Andi didn't like to play with his temper, so he had to put his hand on his stomach, and then posed towards Yinchuan, the biggest arc he could tolerate, and the corners of his mouth could show.
Handsome - the audience in the audience were mesmerized.
Yinchuan was stunned for a moment, put his fingers on his chin for a while, and said, "Is it a 'belly laugh'?"
……Amazing!
"Ahem, yes, next one." The host said.
The second word is - 囧.
...! Audience—mouth—!Don't embarrass their gods like this! ! !
The Dark Emperor was helpless, he frowned in disgust, and then he was about to jump to the next one.
"Is it '囧'?" Yinchuan asked.
...!
"Congratulations for the correct answer! Yinchuan is amazing, how did he do it?" the host asked.
"Oh, he also reacted like this when asked him to make an embarrassing expression before." Yinchuan smiled.
...Yeah, it's so warm~~~~~~ The audience is mesmerized~~~~~~
The third, the fourth...
There are a total of ten words, most of them are very smooth, the correct rate is as high as 90.00%!
"Team Gold and Silver deserves to be an 'elite team', it's amazing! Team Wu Lan, is there any pressure?" asked the host.
Lan Lian nodded.
Wu Hao shook his head.
……
Looking at each other, Lan Lian quickly shook her head, and Wu Hao was silent...
"Hehe, no matter if there is one or not, you can't hide. Come on, the game has started, Lan Lian, you have to be responsible for making good moves. You can't speak, but it's even more difficult."
...Don't give me pears again!I don't eat pears!
The first word - grievance.
Well, this seems to be okay, Lan Lian pouted and made an aggrieved expression.
Oh yeah~~ So cute~~~ The audience is mesmerized~~~~~~
"I'm wronged." Wu Hao came out without disappointing everyone's expectations.
The second word - apology.
Eh?Lan Lian didn't know how to express it. He looked at Wu Hao pitifully, and patted his tail 3 times anxiously.
"Apologize." Wu Hao said the word.
Lan Lian: Huh?What did I do?I didn't do anything QAQ...
"Wow, it seems that Mr. Wu is quite familiar with the action language of mermaids." The well-informed host praised.
"The more you get in touch with mermaids, the more you learn something." Wu Hao replied, "In our company, every mermaid agent and life assistant should know this knowledge."
The game continued, and the next few Lan Lian also found the trick, using mermaid movements to express a few, anyway, the other party has their own translation, so it is useless.
The last few clearly increased the difficulty - like a duck to water.
...Ah, Lan Lian's first reaction was - there are fish here, water?
He turned around and asked the host with the electronic board: "Can I have a glass of water?"
The host was stunned for a moment, "Huh? Asking for props? Since you have a weakness that can't speak, let's make an exception and agree!"
So a glass of water was handed to Lan Lian, and Lan Lian first used her fingers to draw four characters.Then he pointed at himself with his finger, and then readily poured the water on his head!
……-mouth-!
Wu Hao frowned, and then said, "It's like a fish in water."
There was applause from the audience.
The last word - file in!
...It sounds so tiring, Lan Lian repeats her old tricks, asking the host to come - a simple swimming pool!Still full of water!
Fortunately, Global Media is worthy of being a large group, and everything was completed within 3 minutes.
So——Lan Lian started the process of jumping in~climbing up~jumping in again~climbing up again....
On the third jump, Wu Hao called to him, "Follow in." After he finished speaking, he walked over, took a big towel and wrapped Lan Lian up to dry him. There was no way, the assistant was not around.
"What are you doing so seriously? It's just a game." He hastily brushed Lan Lian's hair, and said in a low voice.
QAQ I thought you were serious, boss!Lan Lian wants to cry but has no tears—it's really hard to be an employee who pleases the boss!
"Let's see the results of the Wulan team - all right! My God, this is unbelievable. A new record for this program has been born! Let's applaud them!" The host concluded.
The audience applauded like a wave.
At the same time, Susan, who was watching the screen behind the scenes, asked for a handkerchief: Hey, the TV station didn't even let me be Xiao Lanlian's partner QAQ, but Mr. Wu, you are really a god!
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