Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

What should I do now, find someone to borrow money?Xiao Jiao doesn't know many people, Zhou Chengfeng is just like himself, and he must not have a lot of money; Yang Xiaoxue and Li Siqi also helped him, but they have nothing to do with each other, he is too embarrassed to trouble others.

Who else?

Xiao Jiao frowned and thought for a moment, a person suddenly flashed in his mind, that person said that he could call him if there was anything to do.Although he was not sure if the other party was willing to help this favor, there was no other way at the moment, so he could only give it a try.

The number he wrote on his hand last time was washed off when he turned around, but he has a good memory and remembered it after reading it, so he entered it into the phone accurately.

This time the phone rang for a long time, until Xiao Jiao thought no one would answer it, and a lazy, hoarse voice with a bit of anger came from inside, as if he had just woken up: "Hey, who is it!"

"Yes, it's me." Xiao Jiao replied nervously, "I'm sorry, Er Shao Yuan, did I wake you up?"

There was a "bang" sound from the opposite side, as if something had fallen to the ground, after a rustling sound, Yuan Er Shao coughed and said: "No, I woke up a long time ago, I was running just now. What do you find me for?"

Xiao Jiao: "Last time you said that I could call you for something, so can you lend me 220 and five yuan?"

Yuan Shaojun: "...What are you borrowing 220 and five yuan for?"

Xiao Jiao: "I don't have an ID card. I want to get one. The person who applied for the ID card said it would cost 250 yuan, but now I only have 25 yuan."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

He must have not woken up, otherwise how could he hear such ridiculous words?

Xiao Jiao didn't hear his voice, and immediately promised anxiously: "Don't worry, I will pay you back the money! After I get the ID card, I can go to the actor union to collect the filming wages for these few days, a total of 230 yuan , I can return it to you immediately!"

The corners of Yuan Shaojun's eyes twitched, "No, where do you need an ID card for 250 yuan?"

Xiao Jiao said: "There is a telephone pole outside the actor's union that says to apply for a certificate. I just called to ask about it."

"Selling cakes, how can you make that kind of phone call?! You are outside the actor's union in the film and television city, right? Okay, you just wait there and don't leave, and don't make random calls. I'll be there right away!"

Yuan Shaojun was speechless. This little banana even believed the small advertisements on the telephone poles. He was afraid that anyone who came here would abduct him and sell him, and then count the money for the other party.Really, how can there be such a stupid person these days, how did this guy grow up to be so big?

Xiao Jiao didn't understand what Yuan Ershao was in a hurry, and he didn't know whether he would borrow the money or not, but since the other party asked him to wait, let's wait.

In the villa, Yuan Shaojun got up as fast as he could, dressed and washed, took out the wallet from the drawer and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and then ran down the stairs. Uncle Xiang and Aunt Fang were shocked by the movement.You must know that the second young master won't get up until the sun basks in his buttocks while recuperating at home these few days, and it's only 08:30 at this moment.

Seeing Yuan Shaojun about to go out like a gust of wind, Uncle Xiang hurriedly said, "Second Young Master, where are you going? You haven't had breakfast yet!"

Yuan Shaojun hurriedly said: "I have something to do!"

Since that little banana played a role in "Secret History of the West Palace", it is an employee of Tianqi after all. As the general manager of Tianqi, I can't just ignore him when he is deceived.

"No matter how important things are, you can't be hungry." Aunt Fang said angrily, "I just made fresh shrimp siu mai, you wait for 2 minutes, I will pack it for you, and eat it on the road later."

Yuan Shaojun had no choice but to wait in the living room, and soon Aunt Fang brought out an insulated box from the kitchen, and he trotted out the door after taking it.

Xiao Wu was washing a sports car outside wearing a waterproof apron. Seeing him coming out, he asked, "Second Young Master, do you want to go out? Wait for me for 2 minutes..."

"Can't wait, I'll drive by myself, you can continue to wash!" Yuan Shaojun had already entered the garage while speaking, picked a car at random, jumped in, started the car and drove away with a "boom".

Xiao Wu: "..."

Why is Second Young Master so anxious? Is the Yuan family's house on fire?But looking at the expression of the second young master, there is a hint of joy in the eagerness, it seems that it doesn't look like...

After Xiao Jiao waited for more than half an hour by the electric pole outside the actor's union, Yuan Shaojun came, still wearing a hat, glasses and a big mask, but with an extra thermal box in his hand, and asked him, "Breakfast?" have you eaten?"

"Not yet." Xiao Jiao originally planned to buy buns after receiving the money, but now that he hasn't received the money, he has no mood to buy it.

Yuan Shaojun stuffed the thermos box into his arms, "Eat."

"Wow!" Xiao Jiao opened the lid and took a look, his eyes widened suddenly, and he exclaimed happily, "Is this really for me to eat?"

There are two layers of siu mai neatly stacked in the insulated box. The skin is crystal clear and pinched as delicate and small as a flower. Each siu mai is dotted with a red and white shrimp, which looks very attractive.

Yuan Shaojun was pleased by his expression, and the corners of his mouth under the mask raised uncontrollably, "There's so much nonsense, it's fine if you don't eat."

"Eat, I'll eat!" After the delicious food, Xiao Jiao didn't care to be polite to him, he picked up a shumai and bit off more than half of it in one bite, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Chewed together.

Yuan Shaojun said with disgust: "Eat slowly, aren't you afraid of choking like last time?"

Xiao Jiao obediently agreed, forced to slow down a bit, and remembered something after eating three in a row, puffed out his cheeks and asked vaguely: "Second Young Master, aren't you thick?"

Wearing sunglasses, Yuan Shaojun crossed his arms and asked coldly, "You just remembered to ask me?"

Embarrassed, Xiao Jiao gave the thermos box in front of him, "Then you can eat together."

That's about the same.Yuan Shaojun turned his back and took off his mask, stretched out two slender fingers to grab a siu mai, and threw the whole thing into his mouth.

Well, Aunt Fang's cooking skills seem to be getting better and better. Today's siu mai is more delicious than ever.

Soon, the two of them ate up the whole box of siu mai, and Xiao Jiao licked his fingers a few times with unfulfilled desire.

Tsk, why is this guy so dirty!Yuan Shaojun couldn't stand it anymore, took out a handkerchief and pulled Xiao Jiao's shiny paws, and wiped them roughly.

The skin on the back of Xiao Jiao's hands was thin and tender, and it hurt a little from his rubbing, but he didn't dare to complain, after all, the other party had good intentions.

Yuan Shaojun grabbed Xiao Jiao's hand and wiped it for a while, until someone passed by with a surprised and ambiguous expression, and then he realized that his behavior was very wrong, what the hell was he doing?Is it heat stroke again?

He hurriedly let go of Xiao Jiao's slender fingers that were ravaged by him, and put on the mask again, and said angrily, "Tell me, what happened just now?"

Xiao Jiao then explained in detail how he came to the trade union to collect money but could not get it because he did not have an ID card, and because he did not have enough money to get a certificate, and pointed him to the line written on the telephone pole.

Yuan Shaojun was really convinced, "This kind of small advertisement is all about false certificates. The children in the kindergarten know it. How can you do such a thing when you are such an adult? If you are found out with false certificates, the police will arrest you Get up!"

Xiao Jiao was taken aback, "I, I haven't heard of it, I thought it was legitimate."

Old Zhao didn't say it before, and he himself hadn't been exposed to this kind of thing, so he didn't have this cognition at all.

Did this guy live in a vacuum before? He didn't even have such common sense.Yuan Shaojun was jittery, and asked again: "Why don't you go to the Public Security Bureau?"

Xiao Jiao mumbled: "I can't go there, and they won't do it for me."

Yuan Shaojun was full of suspicion: "How could it be? Could it be that you have committed some crime and dare not go?"

"No!" Xiao Jiao hurriedly said, biting his lips in confusion, "I can't tell you the reason, anyway, I haven't done anything bad anyway, and I can't go to the police station."

Yuan Shaojun's eyes fell on his bitten red lips involuntarily, and his tone of voice softened: "Alright, if you don't want to go, don't go, I'll find someone to make one for you."

Xiao Jiao asked in surprise: "Did you find someone to issue a fake certificate for me?"

Yuan Shaojun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "No! Of course what this young master did is true!"

"Oh……"

"Oh what, you only have 25 yuan with you now?"

"Yes." Xiao Jiao took out a handful of loose change from his trousers pocket, and counted it again in front of Yuan Shaojun, "To be precise, it's 25 yuan and 230 cents. I've calculated that I can get [-] today." One yuan, at least another ten days, who knows..."

"Okay, don't talk about it, you can put it away quickly." Yuan Shaojun felt a headache when he saw those ten-dollar bills with the largest denomination. No matter whether Xiao Jiao was really poor or pretended to be poor, he couldn't bear it, " What is your bank account number, I will transfer some money to you first."

"Uh, I don't have that either."

Yuan Shaojun patted himself on the head, he was stupid, he didn't even have an ID card, of course it was impossible to have a bank account.He turned his head and looked, and found that there was a self-service teller machine on the left side of the actor's union door, and said, "Wait for me a while." Then he ran over.

He brought his wallet with him before he went out, but there was only a few hundred cash in it, so he had to withdraw some money.

Xiao Jiao watched him walk up the five steps with a pair of long legs, and suddenly felt an inexplicable emotion in his heart.