Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

Zhang Desheng didn't say anything, he got up and went to the side to drink water and wipe off his sweat for a while, and the makeup artist came over immediately to apply powder and touch up his makeup.He himself is relatively fat, with a big belly, and his costume is a long gown, and he was sweating all over his head in a short while.

Xiao Jiao was very guilty, stepped forward and said: "Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry for wasting your time."

Zhang Desheng glanced at him and asked casually, "How long have you been acting?"

Xiao Jiao replied truthfully: "It was just started a few days ago, and I played two extras. Today is the first time I played a role with lines, so I can't grasp it well. Please forgive me."

"Then what's the matter, I've been playing tricks for ten years." Zhang Desheng snorted inexplicably, and then got up, "Okay, let's continue."

Xiao Jiao stood there in a daze for two seconds, and suddenly he had a bit of confidence and hope. Zhang Desheng could have the acting skills he is now after ten years of acting, even if he is a little stupid, it will take 12 or 15 years to reach this height. He is also willing to work hard in this direction!

The game record is played, and the third pass begins.

This time Xiao Jiao let go a little bit, paid attention to every detail, spoke his lines more fluently, and expressed the slight changes in his expressions more naturally. There were no low-level mistakes in the whole process, so it passed.

Although the director's evaluation is "so-so", he is still very happy, feeling that today's harvest is really not small.

I acted in two scenes today. On the first day when I played Xiao Mian Shou, I was NG ten times, but this time it was only three times. Does it mean that my acting skills have improved a little bit?

Moreover, he got the third salary ticket, which added up to 230 yuan with the previous two, which is really a lot of money.

Tomorrow is the 30th. It is the day when actors and staff will settle wages and remuneration for ordinary actors. He will soon get the first money he has earned in his life. It is exciting to think about it!

The scene was filmed in the evening, and Xiao Jiao happened to be able to get a boxed lunch. While queuing up, the assistant director took the boxed lunch and passed by. When he saw him, he said casually: "Young man still has two talents, please leave a phone call." , if there is a suitable role in the future, I will contact you."

Xiao Jiao said happily: "Thank you for your affirmation, but I don't have a mobile phone, but I come to the film and television city every day, you can tell me when you see me, is that okay?"

The assistant director raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Really? Let's talk about it then."

In this day and age, you don't even have a mobile phone, so how can you come out and mess around?If you can't afford it, you can borrow it, and if you can't, you can borrow it. The methods are all invented by people, and the living can still be suffocated to death by urine.This kid's brain is probably lacking, and he can't even grasp the opportunity that comes to his door. It's a ghost if he becomes popular, that's all.

"Okay, thank you!"

Xiao Jiao didn't know that the assistant director's skill in one sentence had already sentenced his acting career to death. "When the time comes" actually means "there will never be that time", so he just thanked him again with his longing for the future.

After eating the boxed lunch and returning home, when I was drinking water from the pipe, a few people suddenly came outside, talking and talking as they walked here.

"This land is really good. It is backed by Xiaoqingshan. The air environment is better than the urban area. The film and television city is not too far away. Whether it is a holiday villa or a high-end club, it should be good."

"Isn't it? It's been a waste of so many years."

"Hey, why does this crappy house seem to be inhabited again? Didn't Old Zhao die last week?"

"Could it be that the old man cheated on his corpse and came back to life?"

"Bah, you bastard | Don't talk nonsense, I'm getting goosebumps!"

"Maybe there are homeless people living in, and no one cares about this dilapidated house."

Xiao Jiao wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, went outside and asked, "Hello, what can I do?"

Several people were surprised when they saw him at first sight. One of them, a middle-aged man with a horse face, looked him up and down, and asked without answering, "Who are you? Why do you live in Old Zhao's house?"

Xiao Jiao said his name, and then said: "He is my grandfather, he left the house to me before he died, and I will live here."

The horse-faced man obviously didn't believe it, "No way, old Zhaotou lived his whole life alone without even having a son. Where did you get such a big grandson?"

Xiao Jiao couldn't tell the truth, so he had to say vaguely: "I am not Grandpa Zhao's real grandson, but I was recently adopted by him."

The horse-faced man still looked suspicious, "Really, why haven't I heard of it, he was alone when I came here last month."

Xiao Jiao was about to explain, when a sly young man next to him interrupted: "Boss, there is no need to talk nonsense with this kid, old Zhao is gone, who knows if what he said is true or not, unless he can come up with a contract Come."

"Hey, that's right." The horse-faced man nodded, and asked Xiao Jiao again: "Do you have the transfer contract for this house?"

Transfer contract?What was that, Xiao Jiao was at a loss.

"Tch, I knew he didn't." Diao Shaoyan said disdainfully, "Boss, we can do whatever we need to do, and we don't need to worry about him."

The horse-faced man shrugged, "Okay, let's go."

A group of people came in a hurry, and left without explaining what they were going to do, leaving Xiao Jiao outside the door, not knowing what to do.

……

The next morning, after Xiao Jiao found out the address of the Actors Union, he excitedly took three tickets to collect the money.

After arriving at the place, several people had already lined up outside the service window. Xiao Jiao waited for 10 minutes and it was his turn. However, after he handed the ticket into the window, the clerk inside asked, "Where's the ID card?"

Xiao Jiao was taken aback, "I, I don't have an ID card."

The other party was a little impatient and said: "Did you lose it? Then go and get a replacement one, and come back to get it after it is repaired."

Xiao Jiao said a little helplessly: "I didn't lose it, I don't have an ID card, can't I have a ticket issued by the crew?"

He knows that the ID card is a small card, a document that proves human identity. It was used by Old Zhao after he had a headache and was admitted to the hospital, but he didn't have one himself. The importance of the small card, because it is the first time that the transformation has been asked to show an ID card.

"Of course not, who knows if you're an imposter. Are you a black householder? You don't even have an ID card? Since you don't have it, just go and cool off!" The clerk rolled his eyes, "Okay, next one!"

A man behind Xiao Jiao immediately pushed him away with an elbow, and very neatly stuffed a stack of receipts and ID cards into the window.

Xiao Jiao became anxious immediately. If he didn't have an ID card, he wouldn't be able to get the money. So the three scenes he played were not for nothing?What should I do next?Where can he get this document?

A slender man came from behind, patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Xiao Xiao, what's the matter, what are you doing here?"

Xiao Jiao saw that it was Zhou Chengfeng, so he told what happened just now.

Zhou Chengfeng asked strangely: "Are you already an adult? Haven't you applied for an ID card yet?"

Xiao Jiao said with a guilty conscience: "I'm an adult, what should I do with my ID card?"

"You should go to the Public Security Bureau where your household registration is located with your household registration booklet. Don't tell me that you don't even have a household registration booklet, unless it popped out of a rock." Zhou Chengfeng joked, "The ID card is the most important thing. Everyone has their own identity documents, and now no matter what they do, even when they go out by car or plane, they need it, otherwise it will be difficult for them to move forward.”

I didn't jump out of a crack in the rock, but was split out of a banana tree by a thunderbolt, so I really don't have a household registration book... Xiao Jiao replied in his heart, but he couldn't tell Zhou Chengfeng the truth, he could only be vague Lied a lie: "I used to have it, but lost it later, what should I do?"

Zhou Chengfeng said: "It's easy to say if there was one before, so go to the police station to make up for it. There are files in the public security system, and people can find it after checking."

Xiao Jiao was really in distress, he couldn't say that his identity would definitely not be found out, so he could only thank Zhou Chengfeng, let him queue up to collect the money, and left the union with heavy steps.

What to do, without identity and household registration, will the police arrest him as a monster?

It was also a coincidence that after he came out of the trade union, when he looked up, he saw a line of words "do | certificate 13312345678" written in black paint on a utility pole by the side of the road.

Xiao Jiao's eyes lit up for a moment, but he didn't have a mobile phone, so he waited outside the trade union.Ten minutes later, Zhou Chengfeng came out. He hurried forward and said, "Brother Zhou, can you lend me your cell phone? I want to make a call."

"Sure, it's not enough to make an international long-distance call." Zhou Chengfeng readily unlocked the phone and gave it to him.

At this time, a young man from across the road shouted: "Hey Brother Feng, there is a crew over there who wants to recruit a martial artist, do you want to go over and try?"

"Thank you brother, I'll go right away!" Zhou Chengfeng replied immediately, and then said to Xiao Jiao: "I'll go over to try a mirror, you use the phone first, and just return it to me when you're done calling!"

Xiao Jiao said gratefully: "Thank you Brother Zhou, I wish you a smooth audition and success in no time!"

The last time the two of them had a chat, Zhou Chengfeng practiced martial arts since he was a child, and his skills are quite good, because he came to the film and television city last year with the dream of becoming a Kung Fu star.But his luck is not very good, he has not got any good opportunities, so far he has been playing tricks in various crews like Xiao Jiao.

Although Zhou Chengfeng had only met Xiao Jiao not long ago, he could see that the young man was innocent, and he was not worried that he would disappear with his mobile phone. He made a fist gesture, turned around and strode away.

Xiao Jiao had seen other people make calls before, so he probably knew the basic operation method, so he input the number on the telephone pole clumsily, after dialing it out, it rang twice and he was connected. He asked politely: "Hi , May I ask if you can apply for a | certificate here?"

A male voice on the phone choked for a moment, and then imitated his tone and replied in a restrained tone: "Yes, what documents do you need to apply for?"

"I want to apply for an ID card, what should I do?"

"The ID card costs two hundred and five. You transfer the money to my account, and provide your basic information, and then I can make it for you."

It's so expensive to get an ID card... Xiao Jiaowei: "I don't have so much money now, can I pay you 25 yuan first, and after the ID card is ready, I earn enough money, and then I will give you the rest?"

He only has so much money in his hand now.

The other party: "...You idiot, you can fool me better than me, go to hell!"

The phone was disconnected.

Xiao Jiao held up his mobile phone with a blank expression on his face, why did this person suddenly scold him?Even if you disagree with your proposal, there is no need to be so angry.