Brother certificate

"Ye, hello." Huh?Why did Bai Mu follow?Oh, that's right... After all, my brother is here to deceive innocent and ignorant boys.

"Well, how are you, Mu." I greeted Bai Mu with a smile, and by the way, I winked at the two people so that they would not expose me.

"These two are..." My sister asked curiously.

"The two of them are my friends." I said with a smile.

"Ouch!" My sister suddenly exclaimed, and there was a commotion around.I was startled, and then asked in a panic, "What's wrong?"

"That kid..."

"What's wrong?" Sister, it's not good to be panting!

"The kid seems to be injured."

What? ! !I quickly looked at the field, Li Xin was clutching his right hand, it seemed to be in pain, but after putting down his hand, it was already blue-purple!What about his next game? !

"What's going on?!" Damn, who dares to hit my brother!Impatient to live!I instinctively rolled up my sleeves and clenched my fists impulsively.Although I hate him, I don’t hate him anymore recently. Well, even if I hated him before, he is still my own brother!

"It was an accident." Bai Mu grabbed me, "The opposing player jumped up and intercepted the ball. When it landed, the ball accidentally slipped from his hand, and the elbow and the ball hit his hand at the same time."

After a short pause, someone signaled for a substitution, and Li Xin waved his hand.

Continue to play?Your arm is so swollen, are you sure you can still cast?

"I can't tell that the kid is quite strong!" My sister gave him an approving look.

Forget it, he's just showing off, he should rest if his hand is injured, if he plays a hero like this, he might drag everyone down... I was blaming him in my heart, when Li Xin suddenly turned in my direction, smiled, Made a "relax" gesture.

I was defenseless, startled, and blushing a little.No one is worried about how you are!

Eh?wrong!He found me?He knows it's me? !woo woo woo... not alive...

Bai Mu and Bai Chenye suddenly laughed a few times.

"what happened?"

Bai Mu pulled me over, "Your brother wanted to show it to you, so he persisted to the end! Ye, you are really lucky to have such a brother."

Really, really?I looked suspiciously at Li Xin who was smoothly intercepting the ball on the court.Wow, so far away, you want to shoot a three-pointer?With a hand like a pig's elbow, it's a ghost to be able to shoot!Please, don't mess around, hey!

"Wow!" The audience shook.

I was dumbfounded, good, so amazing, it can be hit accurately... This guy is not so lucky.

"This kid's sense of the ball is so accurate!" My sister praised.

What, isn't this just luck?

After the two sides played steadily for half the game, Li Xin made another long-range three-pointer.

After the game, I took my sister and left first.Then he found an excuse to say hello to Bai Mu, "Listen, there is a reason why I am like this, don't think about it. Also, don't talk about it, remember to take care of your brother, I have something important to do, goodbye!"

******

I sneaked into the locker room, but was blocked, "Student, which class are you in? This is the boys' locker room, you can't enter."

"Wow! You look so good! You are my goddess!" Are you so exaggerated? !

I said awkwardly, "That... I, I'm here to find someone."

"Goddess, who are you looking for?" Immediately, a group of men surrounded me with a slightly excited look.

"Uh...I'm looking for...I'm looking for..."

"He came to see me."

"Ah?! Goddess... so you are... so you are Ah Xin's girlfriend?" She was slightly disappointed.

I quickly waved my hand, "No, no, I..." Before I finished speaking, a slender and strong hand hugged my shoulder, "Yeah, since you know, why are you still here?" Li Xin, don't talk nonsense, okay? !

"Well, hehe, Ah Xin is still more attractive, and only Ah Xin is worthy of such a beautiful girl."

"Yeah, only I...is worthy of it, are you right baby?" I shivered, feeling a chill.Damn, don't be so disgusting, okay?

He brought me into the locker room, "Tell me, why is my brother dressed like this? Although I like it quite a bit."

"I promised to do them a favor." Forget it, let's just tell the truth.

"them?"

"It's cheap... Cough, Xiao Zeya and Yu Moyi, their family members are coming to see if they have found a girlfriend today, so they asked me to help..." The more I spoke, the quieter I felt Sorry to say it out loud.

"Oh? Is that so..." He could drag out the ending for a long time, which made me more uneasy.

"you……"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Is your hand okay?" I asked worriedly.

He hugged me, "Of course it's okay, even if I do it here with my brother a few times, it's fine."

"You!" I slapped him hard, without seriousness.

"Hey..." He smirked.

"Huh... Li Xin, if it really doesn't work... shall we give up the next game?" I hesitated for a while and finally said it.

"No way..." Li Xin felt a little embarrassed.

"What's wrong?" I don't understand, is the game or the body important?What if there are sequelae left in the future?

"I'm the main force of our class." If you leave, our class may win. Well, this is one of the reasons why I persuaded him to give up the competition. "If you leave, what will our class do? But..."

"But what?! Tell me!" Tsk, I'm so anxious, why do people like to pant? !

"If brother can have sex with me once a day, I will agree to give up." Go to hell, little bastard!Your sperm is on the brain, what the hell? !

"Then I can't help it, then I have to continue to participate in the competition." Forget it, it won't be a big problem to see him like this.

"Brother must watch my game." Li Xin touched my face with a smile.

"...Yes, but you must be careful, don't let yourself get hurt again."

"Brother, are you worried about me?"

"of course!"

"It's really touching... how about..." I couldn't help but tremble in my heart, what do you want to do? ! "Then why don't you give me a kiss from my brother." I knew it was not a good thing!

"do not want!"

"So decisive?" Li Xin raised her eyebrows.

"Yes! I don't want it!"

"Then I'll use my strength." What? !Suddenly, I felt an extra hand on the back of my head.

"You, don't mess around!" Help...how did you become like this? !

"If you're not messing around, just give me a kiss." Li Xin laughed heartlessly.

"Xiao Ye? Where are you?" My sister's voice came.I was so moved that I almost knelt down.Sister, I love you, you are my reborn parents.

"Okay, I still have a task, goodbye!" After I finished speaking, I rushed out the door quickly.

Li Xin shouted behind me: "Don't forget my reward ~ brother."

Fuck!When are you still thinking about rewards?That's right, what should I buy for him?My wallet is also a little hungry lately.But... since I agreed, let's buy him a slightly better one. By the way, he has been staring at the obsidian in the magazine for a long time last time. If the expenditure is less recently, he should be able to buy him a slightly smaller one.

******

I was walking around aimlessly with my sister when Yizi suddenly appeared in front of me, as if very anxious.

"Xiaoyeye, hurry up!" Fuck you, are you blind?Xiao Zeya's family is still beside me!

"Huh? Xiaoyi?" My sister was a little surprised.

"Huh? Sister Hao? Why are you here?" Don't pretend, you're not surprised at all.

"Really, you boy, I only saw Ozawa, and wondered why you have no shadow." Do you two know each other? ! "So the good boy is hiding here?" She really deserves to be sister Hao, she is simply a hero!

"Hey, I was wrong, so Brother Jie is here too?" Yizai asked.

"Yeah, but Xiao Ze should take him for a stroll now." The sister smiled, "Hey, why are you looking for Xiao Ye?"

"Uh... my sister is like this, one...cough, the last time I have something to do, can my sister go shopping by herself first? Can I come back to accompany my sister after I have dealt with it?" The cutest and sweetest smile in my life, I guess I will never make this expression again in my life after this time.

"Well, come back quickly then."

"Well, definitely."

Then Yizi took me away, chatting non-stop along the way, telling me about his parents, such as "I don't like girls who say dirty words", "My dad doesn't like girls who are awkward ."some type of.Fuck!What are you telling me?I'm just pretending, I'm not really going to be your girl, bah!

Before he knew it, he had already come in front of his parents, "Mom, this is the Xiao Yeye I often tell you. Isn't it pretty?" Wait! What does "often" mean? !So you used me as a cover a long time ago? !

"Ouch! That's true, you silly boy actually has such a beautiful girlfriend, and mom doesn't even know about it!" Hehe, of course you don't know, this is also the first time for me to pretend to be a woman, okay?

"Hi aunt." I said hello obediently.His mother took my hand and clapped it in hers, let me go, does every woman like to do this action? !

Then, I heard Yizi introduce him to his father in English, but I only understood a few words.I immediately wanted to roll my eyes, no wonder you are a scumbag in English but tied for the first place in the school with Li Xin, it turns out that your father is from England!Eh, mixed race is good...

"Xiaoyeye, come quickly." Yizai called me.

"what?"

"Come say hi to my daddy."

"h...hello?" I waved to his father.

"Hello." Unexpectedly, his father spoke pure Mandarin Chinese.

I immediately felt so embarrassed, I just stared at him like this, wishing I could see a few big holes in him, damn it, doesn't your father speak Mandarin?Then you speak Mao English with him?It caused labor and management to make such a big embarrassment! !

"Hello, Uncle..." I said with a dry smile.

His mother suddenly asked, "Xiao Yi, you didn't find a boy to lie to us, did you? That voice doesn't sound like a girl's."

My hairs stood on end in an instant, the intuition of a woman is really terrifying!

"How could it be? Xiaoyeye just caught a cold recently." Yizai smiled.

Are you two in collusion?The reason is the same? ! !

"Let me just say, even if my little one is swollen, he wouldn't dare to fool mom with a boy." If you are overthinking, he would dare to fool you even if he is not swollen.In the past, he often dressed up as a woman in the dormitory and went out to deceive ignorant boys.

"Mom, Xiaoyeye and I will take you shopping?" Yizai gently took his fucking hand and kissed it on his lips.

"You, like your father, love to play this kind of action. Forget it, who told me to do this. I've always wanted a daughter. Now it's all right. Xiaoyi has finally lived up to it, Xiaoye. , let’s go to the game, although basketball has already been compared, but there are still seven things.” I have an ominous premonition...

"What are the other seven?" I tried my best to hold up a smile.

"Football, shot put, table tennis, tennis, running, high jump, swimming." Poof...cough cough, damn...there are all internal injuries!Let the lightning strike me from the sky!

What if the two of them run into each other?I was about to cry, but it was Yizi who suddenly whispered in my ear, "Don't worry, Xiaoyeye, the latest news, Sister Hao and Brother Jie have already left, the bitch said that you are not feeling well and need to rest, and then they just left."

Huh... Great, the bitch finally did the right thing this time!

"Auntie, why don't you and I take you to the game?"

"Okay!" She clapped my hands happily, "Let's watch... football first!"

"Well, come here."

Why do I feel like I'm shooting myself in the foot?

******

What the hell!no? ! !

The referee's high-pitched voice sounded, "Let's invite players from both sides to enter the field! First of all... Class [-] vs. Class [-]!" Nima...is Li Xin hitting our class again?Do you want to be so pitiful? !

"Oh, that handsome guy looks just like our little one!" Auntie said happily.

"I think that child looks a bit like Xiao Ye." Heh...heh... Uncle, your eyes are really "good". Can that be called a likeness?It is exactly the same! ! !

For the next two days, I will either be with Sister Hao or Yizi's parents, during which time I will hide Bai Chenye and Li Xin everywhere.I dare say this is definitely the most tiring time in my life!I'm almost exhausted! ! !

I swear!In the future, even if they are beaten to death, I will never help others pretend to be girlfriends again! ! !