Brother certificate

"What, what?"

Li Xin lowered her head, "What do you think? Brother, brother." Yaho!Didn't find out just now! "Hahahahahahahaha...ahhahahaha...you, you...hahahaha..." Don't ask me why I laugh so wildly, because Li Xin's eyes are now called national treasures, okay? "Wahhaha, I said...haha...I said Li Xin...ahhahaha, are you cosplaying a... giant panda? Ahhaha, I laughed to death!! Hahaha." Ouch, I laughed so hard My stomach hurts.

"Have you laughed enough?" Li Xin's gloomy voice sounded above my head. "No...no..." How could this be enough to laugh?Seeing Li Xin like this for the first time since I was a child, of course I have to smile!

"Oh, you forced me." I didn't... um... um..." My eyes were wide open, what the hell, are you addicted to kissing, right? Kiss me again?!" Feng... ...Bong Kaiwu...has...has Lun Hulu! ! ! "

Li Xin bit my lip lightly, and said almost in a whisper: "Then... as long as no one comes... will my brother not resist?"

Peaty!Did I say that? ! !

"Bless me! Don't listen to Sue!!!"

"Really? You said you want to listen to me, don't laugh anymore."

I nodded with difficulty before he let me go, but his hand still didn't move away.

"Huh...huh...you...what are you going to say...huh...what?" I took a deep breath of fresh air.

"Brother, my mobile phone is about to explode. Is it because of my brother? Tell me my number." Li Xin's voice could not hear any emotion.

"Don't you know all about it?" I looked at him dissatisfied, so are you here to Xingshi to ask a crime?

"I think it's better for you to say it yourself, brother."

"Yes! I did it, what do you want? You bite me!" I yelled loudly.

Unexpectedly, Li Xin laughed lowly, and I felt something dark behind me, "Brother, you are so cute, bite you? Didn't you 'bite' just now? Or... brother wants me to 'bite' again ?”

"You!" Oh my god, was his head squeezed by the door today? "Li Xin, let me tell you, this is wrong, you and I are both men, and I'm not gay."

"Oh, so what?" Li Xin smiled instead of anger.

"You, okay... I don't care how you are, but can you not drag me into the water? I am a normal person, and I want to live a normal life." I said patiently, with such a glimmer of hope in my heart.

"Brother, I didn't..."

"Li Xin, that's wrong, you should be a normal man, you shouldn't have thoughts about men."

"Brother, I..."

"Okay, even if you insist on liking men, that brother won't stop you," anyway, he had already done enough psychological work last night. "But I'm your brother, I don't stop you from liking men, but we are incest! Do you understand?"

"Are you finished?"

"Li Xin, think about it carefully."

"It's over, right? It's up to me." Li Xin took a deep breath, "Brother, you said I like men? You're wrong, I don't like men or women, I only like you, you think I want to be with you You're like this, it's all your fault!" Damn it!What does this have to do with me?

"When you were young, you obviously loved me very much, but since the kidnapping incident when you were ten years old, you have hated me. Why? What did I do wrong?" You did nothing wrong, but I heard things I shouldn't have heard .

"Brother, at first I really just wanted you to like me again and love me again, but everything I did was useless. Later, I found that I didn't seem to be like this. I wanted my brother, I wanted to Everything about my brother. Brother, I like you..."

"Li Xin!" I grabbed his arm, "Listen to my brother, this is wrong, I can stop hating you, I can love you again, but please don't enter that circle, okay? Do you want Were we despised and abused by our relatives and friends?"

"Brother, you are not qualified to talk about me."

"Why am I not qualified? I am your brother!"

"Brother, I know you don't like me, but you can't deprive me of the right to like you, brother, I beg you, only this matter, please leave it alone, otherwise...don't blame me for turning my back on you."

"Li Xin, you..."

"Brother, it's time to go, otherwise the breakfast will be sold out." Li Xin stepped back a few steps, and left with her head down in frustration. Li Xin, Li Xin, why don't you understand?It's wrong to tell you this! !

In this way, the morning ended with an unpleasant quarrel with Li Xin.

Before school, the teacher said something that impressed me deeply, "Ahem, everyone, now I am in the third year of high school. Although the school has just started and my studies are also tight, we as teachers don't want to leave any regrets to the students. Principal Yan said Yes, the spring sports meeting will be held from next Wednesday to Friday. Each person can apply for up to eight events, and I hope everyone will sign up enthusiastically. Alright, get out of class!"

Although the teacher said so, but... oh... the sports meeting, isn't this killing me?My motor nerves are underdeveloped!

"Brother!" It was Li Xin's voice, I turned my head slightly, and the low air pressure made him stop in shock. "Ah... Li Xin, it's you... What's the matter?"

"Brother, what's the matter with you? Are you okay?" After speaking, I put my hand on my forehead, and I waved his hand away, "What are you doing, I don't have a fever."

"Huh... That's good, I'm scared to death." Li Xin looked relieved.

"Hey, what's the matter?" I asked decadently.

"Oh, I want my brother to come to my game next week. Don't worry, brother. I will reserve the spot for him. It must be the best!" Li Xin smiled, and it was obvious that he was in a good mood.

"Did I say I was going?" I asked back.

"..." Li Xin was silent, and lowered his head again. His bangs covered his eyes. I couldn't see his eyes clearly at the moment, but I guess they should be dim. I feel bad too, "Hey, what did you participate in?"

"Brother, you agreed!" That's right, I recognized it, it was an affirmative sentence!

"...Well." You have already reached a conclusion, can I not agree?

"Hehe, not many, just basketball, football, shot put, table tennis, tennis, running, high jump, swimming."

Nima, isn't that too much? !Each person can only participate in eight events at most, but you are all full!

To be honest, I was extremely talented in Li Xin at that time. I wondered more than once whether my athletic talent was enhanced by Li Xin when my mother was pregnant with us.

Eh?wait! "What did you say? Swimming?" I asked in disbelief.

"Yes." Li Xin laughed happily.

"What kind of swimming are you taking part in in such a cold day? What if you catch a cold then?" I scolded him in displeasure. Does this damn brat understand how important it is to be healthy?

"No brother, I'm not afraid of the cold...and I don't catch cold so easily." Li Xin kept laughing.

"No? How do you know? I... Oh, forget it, if you want to participate, you can participate, but let me say that first, if you are sick, I don't care!"

"Well, thank you brother!"

Tsk, thank you?This silly boy!

"Okay, don't disgust me, pay attention when practicing, otherwise it will be bad if you get injured." I still couldn't help but care about him.

"Brother, are you worried about me?" Li Xin raised her eyebrows, and I suddenly felt my chrysanthemum tighten, Nima, what do you want to do?

"...Yes, yes." I replied in a low voice, but the next second Li Xin held me in his arms, kissed the corner of my lips by the way, and said excitedly: "Brother, that's great, I So happy!"

Nima...can you not do this?I'm embarrassed, okay? ! "Okay, okay, can you let me go?" Hugging and kissing, you don't push yourself too hard!

"Brother, let me take you back!" Li Xin looked at me with a smile all over her face, and I was slightly taken aback, "Oh... um."

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After bidding farewell to Li Xin, I knew it would be endless question-and-answer time for me...

"Xiaoyeye, why are you swollen? You didn't take the wrong medicine today, did you? Did you come back with Li Xin? In the past, it was delivered downstairs at most, but you actually came in today! Tell me what's going on!" Be lenient and resist strictness".

And Xiao Zeya on the side has also prepared a pen tied with a rubber band, which is his homemade stick.Brother... Calm down! ! !

"Uh...well, it's really nothing. I just met him on the way back and asked him to send me back..." I replied tremblingly, fearing that I would be tortured by them if I said a wrong sentence.

"Red bean paste?" Xiao Zeya narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at me, red, red bean paste? ! !I looked around in panic, huh?This is still city S in country C, not an island country.

"Cough, speak human words!" I gave Xiao Zeya a blank look.

"Crack!" Yizai stretched out his hand and patted the table. I was startled, what, what's wrong?

"Xiaoyeye, listen up, now we are the ones who are going to ask you again, you are at a disadvantage, so you are not allowed to speak casually, oh, forget it, this doesn't make sense, bitch!" Yizai beckoned to the bitch wave.

"Understood! Cough," he coughed twice and pushed me down on the chair, holding up the desk lamp to shine on me, "Ye, from now on, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be become evidence in court."

"..." Nima, why are you still saying such old-fashioned words!Are you not in fashion?Do you still want to say this? !Helpless, I had to take a deep breath, "Sir, is this a society that emphasizes the rule of law?" Let's see who is more old-fashioned!

"You want it?" Yizai raised his eyebrows and looked at me.

What the hell!Are you not of mixed race?It seems that there are no relatives there, right? !

Just when I didn't know what to do, the door was suddenly opened, and Jiang Jianluo walked in, and I jumped up instantly, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolui" It's gone!" Uh...let me vomit first...

"What's wrong?" Jiang Jianluo rubbed my hair and asked.

"They, they abused lynching!" I pointed at the two of them, and made a face at them by the way.

The two said in unison, "Boss, please check clearly, we really haven't done anything yet!"

"Oh... I really can't do anything about you, why are you still making such a fuss?" I could hear a trace of tiredness in Jiang Jianluo's voice, and only then did I recall Yizi's words yesterday, and then I said something The words that make me blush, "Boss...do you still hurt there?"

In an instant, there was no other sound in the bedroom except for the faint breathing.

Oh my god what the hell am I talking about? ! !

"Hehe, thank you Xiaoye for your concern, it doesn't hurt so much anymore." Jiang Jianluo laughed.

Huh?Why is he still so indifferent?Isn't he shy?Is it really okay to just say it directly?

"Oh oh oh, thank you Xiao Ye for your concern, but~ Jian Luo may start to hurt again~" I followed the reputation, let me go to Xu Qing, what are you doing here?Still leaning against the door with the setting sun behind your back, playing handsome?

With a gentle smile on Xu Qing's face, he walked towards Jiang Jianluo step by step, and then hugged him horizontally, "Really, didn't you tell me to go to my place tonight?" Said while walking out .

"What's more, it hurt to death yesterday, and it was all your fault!" Jiang Jianluo patted Xu Qing's chest coquettishly, while Xu Qing smiled apologetically, "Okay, baby, stop beating, I I was hurt by you, you have to make it up to me tonight~" Hey, hey, are you really okay?Did your family make it?

Damn!What did I see?Am I dazzled?The boss actually... what the hell!Please don't bring your own flash, please?Blind my 24K pure gold dog eyes! ! !

It must be the wrong way for me to open it!Please turn it on and restart it!

"Bang!" The door was closed, and the two of them looked at me again with that horrible look.help...

"Okay, okay, I'll recruit, can't I recruit?!" I yelled at them helplessly.

The two of them looked at each other with a smile, slowly pulled out the chair and sat on it, and then propped their chins with their hands.

Fuck me, are you two in sync? ! !