Brother certificate

Nima... Li Xin, I hate you! ! !

My intuition is so good!Just after school, I was blocked by a group of girls.I tightened my hand holding the schoolbag, "What do you... want to do?"

"Hehe, kid, we've all heard that Senior Li Xin seems to have hugged you this morning, what's going on?"

Damn, labor and capital are extremely unbalanced, what the hell!Obviously twins, you have to pretend to be blind, obviously I am older than him, why am I a "boy" and he is a "senior"?Appearance, bah, height discrimination! ?

"Heh...heh..." I laughed dryly, girls, where did you hear it? "If I say no, would you believe me?" Little sister... why did you come to school after a good vacation? !The news is so good?Does your family run a detective agency?Conan has no news of you! !

"What do you think?" the group of women said in unison.

I'll give you a big slap, you are a threat from Chiguoguo!Woooooo... I really don't understand this world now, why are both women so tough?

"Uh... so what do you want?"

"What do you think?"

"..." Nima, you don't have such good manners!I'm not the roundworm in your belly, how could you guess it? !Damn, I don't play anymore, it must have something to do with Li Xin anyway!

Damn!Li Xin, you did a good job yourself, clean up the mess yourself!

"I'll call Li Xin, okay?" I rolled my eyes and took out my phone.

"You have senior Li Xin's phone number?!"

"Yes... yes."

"what--!!"

I couldn't help trembling, the phone almost fell to the ground.What, what's wrong...

"Hey, kid, tell me Senior Li Xin's phone number and the penguin, how about we spare you?"

"Hey, why should I give you alone? Senior Li Xin is mine!"

"What is yours, you two are enough!"

"What? Want to fight?"

Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration and thought of a way to punish Li Xin. I smiled harmlessly at the group of girls, "Everyone, beauties, how about... I'll read it out."

"Yeah!"

"Ahem, listen up. Phone: 187xxxxxxxx; Penguin: 1065xxxxxx" Hehe, Li Xin, you're done!

"what--!!"

What, what's wrong?

"Thank you, senior! No matter how cheap you are, senior!" Then the dust flew up instantly, and the group of people disappeared in the blink of an eye.

I know I must have black lines all over my face at this moment, damn it!Don't think I can't hear that it's "cheap" instead of "see"!

******

"Ouch! Xiaoyeye, you're finally back!" Yizi, who had just returned to the dormitory in a state of embarrassment, greeted him.

"Oh...um." I replied.Huh... I'm really exhausted, the way back is simply not easy.

"What's the matter? Ye? Ah! Seeing you like this, could it be that you are going..." The bitch opened up his powerful brain hole again, and I walked over quickly with a dark face and slapped him on the back of the head, "again What nasty things are you thinking? Huh?!" Keke, judging by my current expression, it can be described as vicious.

I looked around, "Huh? Where's the boss?"

"Oh, boss..." As soon as Yizai opened his mouth, the bitch kept yelling. "I'll say it, I'll say it, I'll say it!!!"

"Okay, okay, you say, you say..." There is really nothing to do with him, why are you still acting like a child?

As soon as I finished speaking, I started to regret it. I saw Xiao Zeya smiling wretchedly and rubbing his hands wretchedly, "Hehe... Lolo...he was taken away by Xu Qing~ and he was hugged by the princess Take it away~" The bitch kept raising his eyebrows.

Fuck, are you trying to imply something to me?Is it necessary to make such an exaggerated expression?

"What are they doing?" I asked again.

"Oh hehe~ They, hehe, according to my years of experience, the two of them definitely went to exercise!~" The bitch smiled.

"What kind of exercise do you do at night? Are you hungry?" I asked puzzled, even if you want to train your abs, you don't need to do it now, it's almost nine o'clock, okay?

"Hey, Lolo won't be hungry~"

"why?"

"Because Xu Qing will feed him!"

I looked at the bitch in disgust, "Why don't I understand what you said?"

"Short oil ~ Ye, you are really, come, come, let me explain to you more thoroughly!" Xiao Zeya hooked his fingers at me, and I walked over half-believingly, and he lay down next to my ear and spoke to me Said a few words.

"How? Got it?" Xiao Zeya smiled.

"He, they..." I can guarantee that my face is absolutely blushing now.I adjusted my mood a little, "Are they... really a couple?" I asked uncertainly.

"Yeah!" The bitch and Yizai nodded their heads.

"But...but they are all men..."

"Oh, what's wrong with men? Love knows no boundaries between men and women, okay?" Yizai said angrily.

Hey... It's not about you, are you so angry about drying wool?

"But... this... this is too..." I still can't believe that the considerate and caring boss and Xu Qing, who always smiles softly, are... so gay? !

"It's okay for men...?" I asked timidly.Fuck, why do I now feel that I am getting more and more dangerous every day?

"Oh, why not? Yizai! Come!" The bitch turned to call Yizai, Yizai smiled, stepped forward and fixed Xiao Zeya's head with his hands, then smiled at me, "Xiao Ye Night, watch it~"

As soon as the words were finished, I watched Yizai bowed his head and kissed Xiao Zeya's lips.

Ni...ma...

Is there anyone here?What does it mean to "make me look good"? !

The whole room was filled with the sound of heavy breathing, the sound of water splashing and the sound of sex.

Well, I have already been chopped into a piece of charcoal alive by Menlei...

After a few minutes, Yizai raised his head and looked at me with a smile, while holding Xiao Zeya who was panting with his other hand. "How is it? Have you seen it clearly?"

mud!coal!

I looked at Xiao Zeya who was limp in Yizi's arms, and I saw him patting Yizi's chest coquettishly, "Hey, Yizi! You... you really, huh... just... just for Ye Act... Demonstrate it again... As for being so serious? Huh... almost... I couldn't breathe..."

Yizi lowered his head and asked Xiao Zeya's forehead, "Good boy, I won't do it next time..."

"You...you are also a couple?!" I tremblingly pointed at them.

"No." Yizai waved his hand innocently.

"Then you still..."

"Oh, we're just fucked!" Xiao Zeya explained with a smile.

"Cannon... □□?"

"Well, it's the kind that only has a physical relationship but won't be together."

"Have you... had a relationship?"

"No, just kissed a few times."

"call……"

"Huh? The boss and Xu Qing..."

"Oh, it's like this. Jian Luo and Xu Qing had a quarrel. This winter vacation has been in a cold war. This time Xu Qing couldn't help it, so he took the initiative to find Jian Luo. This time it may be reconciled, but it may also become Worse." I'll go, doesn't it mean that you didn't say anything?

"Ye~ By the way~ This is Luo Luo's first time~" Xiao Zeya interrupted suddenly.

"Then... can I ask a question?" I kept asking like a curious baby.

"Yeah, just ask! This great master will answer you one by one!" Xiao Zeya has enough of you, his nose is almost reaching the ceiling.Still a god?Dare you be less humble?Are these what other people call them?What's your name?

"If it's true...wouldn't it hurt?" I almost lost my face, how could I ask such an unnutritious question?

"Hey~ no, we have a magic weapon! Dangdangdang!" He said while taking out a tube of medicine from his jacket pocket.

"what is this?"

"Lubricating oil! Strawberry flavored!" Yizai smiled foolishly.I looked at him with contempt, what the hell are you thinking?Carry oil with you? !

"Tell you, just put this on your tender chrysanthemum, and then stretch it with your fingers, it won't hurt very much when it goes in at the end, and it will be more comfortable as you get to the back~" Xiao Zeya said. I know".

"Fuck! What does it have to do with Lao Tzu?! Also, have you experienced it? Understand so clearly?"

"No, my brother told me."

"..." I'll go, your family is all gay!

"Then... is there a cure for homosexuality?" I asked again.

"Well...we don't know too well. I think it depends on the situation. If it's natural, then give it up. If it's acquired, take him to meet girls more."

"But... he is surrounded by many girls, but it's not good..." Damn, Li Xin is not born, is he?Then am I in danger?

"... Are you surrounded by female students?" Yizai asked me back after being silent for a while.

"Uh... yeah." What's wrong with the female student?

Yizai blinked his eyes and snapped his fingers, "Ha, I got it, Xiaoyeye~ You have to take him to meet those mature women. Female students are very shy, find some mature women to treat him Wouldn't there be a reaction when you move your hands and feet? Then it will start to straighten slowly?"

"But where can I find mature women?"

"Isn't there a lot of 'hustle and bustle'?"

"Huh? You want me to take him to that kind of place?" "Hustle and bustle" is the most famous bar in S City, but I always feel that taking him there... It doesn't seem very good, what if I fail?

"Xiaoyeye, don't worry about it. Anyway, that's what I said. It's up to you to believe it or not."

"This...well...let me check the time..."

"How can you tell the time? The sooner this kind of thing happens, the better. Take him there this Saturday afternoon."

"Well, okay. Well...it's so late, I'm going to bed."

"Ye~ Have you done your homework?"

"Old place, take it yourself."

"Oh~~~Ye, I love you so much! Yizi! Come quickly! The dawn of victory is just around the corner!!!"

"I don't care if it's wrong." Let me go, what's the matter with "Dawn of Victory"?

"Yeah, ok ok~"

Yuri——

I bid farewell to them. Just as they walked out of the boys' dormitory to buy breakfast, they were surrounded by a group of girls again, but not the group from last time.

"Senior~"

"Dear Senior Senior~"

"My dearest Senior Li Ye~"

"What, what?" I asked in a panic.

"Senior, you can't be so eccentric!"

"That's right, that's not fair, senior~"

ha?What's unfair?

"what are you guys saying?"

"Hey, you're really stupid. Since that's the case, let's cut to the chase. Boy, what is Senior Li Xin's cell phone number? Be honest, or we'll make you look good!" A more domineering girl stepped forward and squinted. I.

Damn...you'll be scared to pee.Now I finally believe that sentence: women are fickle.I wanted to cry but had no tears, so I said, little sisters, you have to go to school if you don’t have a good time during the holidays, and the news is better than one! !

"Uh... okay, okay, I said, listen up," I cleared my throat, and then the group of girls took out their mobile phones with a "swish". "Say it quickly!!"

"Well, 187xxxx..."

"I'm curious, why my phone and penguins have not stopped all of a sudden. It turns out...it's all my brother's 'good thing'."

Peaty!It's Li Xin!Nima, why do I suddenly feel a tight ass?

"Ah!!" It was the group of girls screaming again.

"Hey, did you see it, did you see it?! A real person!! And it's so close!"

"Yes, yes, Senior Li Xin, please take a photo with me!"

"Senior Li Xin, I like you, let's date!"

Fuck!This girl is so courageous, isn't she afraid of being mobbed by all the girls in the school?Hey, isn't this a good opportunity?It just happened to be able to cure Li Xin's abnormal thoughts.

Li Xin smiled softly, "I'm sorry, I still have something to do, so I'll pay you well later, wouldn't it be okay?"

"Okay, okay, sisters, let's not disturb the senior, let's go."

"Well, goodbye senior!" Oh, the voice is really loud!

Watching them gradually walk away, I also planned to take the opportunity to leave, but... peat, let go of Lao Tzu's back collar! ! !

"Brother...should we have a good talk? Hmm?" I won't lie to you, Li Xin's voice sounds too... oh... my God... I wonder if I'm going to grow little wings.

"Talk, talk about what?" I asked in a panic.

"Hehe, don't you know that brother came with me?" Li Xin smiled softly, and then pulled me to a corner where no one was around.He braced himself against the wall, trapping me between his chest and the wall.