One Hundred and Eight Types of Newspaper Office

"I'm a hero, I'm so lonely!~~~~" Sun Wukong happily slipped into the alchemy room of Taishang Old Fungus, "Hey, it smells like candy, bring some for the monkeys to eat."

He wretchedly pinched his nose with his right hand, and then took the elixir with his right hand, "Damn it! My Monkey King, system calcium nest, what's going on?" Chi Huo is in a bad mood!

"Sun Wukong is so hot and disgusting, deformed! My childhood! I want to destroy the world! Shameless and smelly system..." Chi Huo cursed the system in grief and indignation!

"The system you scolded is dead, it's dead." The system was happily drinking tea and watching the show, and the image of Chi Huo's eyes spitting fire made the system laugh even more!

"Hahaha, the eyes of the alchemy furnace spew fire, young Chi Huo, are you a copy of Monkey King's fiery eye gold spirit? Hahaha" the system rolled on the ground laughing, covering his stomach with his left hand, and slapping the floor with the palm of his right.A look of dying of laughter.Tears were gushing out, and the tea had already been spilled all over the floor.

"Me! You! Alright! Just wait and see!" Chi Huo choked out a few words angrily.Looking sullenly, Sun Wukong took a lot of pills and filled them up in a hurry.

The somersaulting cloud on the side is yawning, who knows why a cloud is yawning!

"How do you know that I know?" Ghost asked Chi Huo in a low voice!

"What! There are really ghosts, yes, there are gods, ghosts are normal! Get lost! I don't believe in such an unscientific thing!" Chi Huo closed his eyes and shouted, and the mouth of the alchemy barrel closed abruptly. "boom boom"

"Doubt? As long as I take away the alchemy furnace, I can make alchemy by myself. I don't know whether to add chemical additives or not. It's more safe for me to make it myself." He suddenly realized that he hit his right hand with his left hand, like Soga!

"I suddenly realized that your brother-in-law made his own pills. Are you sure that the pills you made didn't poison yourself and the little monkeys? There is a food safety crisis in heaven! Do you want the author to be so hot!" Chi Huosheng looked up at the ceiling disinterestedly .

"My king is really smart!" Sun Wukong put the alchemy furnace on his back, stepped on somersault cloud and left.

Chi Huo held up a sign speechlessly: (I am dead, please burn the paper if something happens) By the way, don't you have no hands!Who held up the sign, oh, so it is, it was the sign held by the forgotten ghost!

"Hahaha, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, you're amazing, the mountains of hardware can't hold you down, and a Sun Walker pops out, it's delicious, delicious, you're so rare, babble! Why is my king singing!" Sun Wukong It's no problem for Smug to carry the cauldron while talking!

"Young man, you have escaped from the alchemy room, the mission is complete! Congratulations!" The system popped up to give you a sense of presence!

"Hehe," Chi Huo couldn't complain anymore!

Slow at that time, fast at that time!The Rabbit of the River God collided with Monkey King, and the alchemy furnace fell to the people, and the name of the place was changed to Flame Mountain.

Monkey King got into a catastrophe, and the Heavenly Court encircled and suppressed him!

The Heminus fell to the world again!

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A certain year later, in a modern park and on a bridge, a certain teenager threw a half-eaten apple into the river with a "plop".

Immediately, the radiance radiated, and a solemn voice sounded: "Young boy, did you drop the golden half apple, or the silver half apple?" He Shen said faintly.

"Mom, I see water ghosts are hot! Woooo 555" the boy ran away crying in fear. "Hey," He Shen tilted his head and looked at the young man's back.

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