One Hundred and Eight Types of Newspaper Office

"System, come out, I want to talk about life with you!" Chi Huo yelled angrily, with an attitude of wanting to eat people, no, want to eat the system!

"Young man, didn't I give you a reward? Why are you so angry?" The system acted innocently, accusing Chi Huo of making trouble for no reason!

"It's agreed that I will do the task obediently, and you will give me the memory. What do you mean by mosaicing the memory now? Play with me!" Chi Huo almost yelled!The furious crown proves his current state.

"Little green, fill in some firewood." Taishang Laojun ordered, and he proudly stroked his beard, which became colorful.The eighth touch, and the beard turns iridescent!

"What Fuck!" I'm actually an alchemy furnace, can I still talk about life properly?It's my instinct to be furious!

"Calm down boy, as long as you escape from the Heavenly Court, the mission will be completed." The system said that the mission is so simple and easy to do, and the tone of the system made Chi Huo even more angry!

"Running away from your brother-in-law, I don't even have hands, so why run away! You're making fun of America!" Chi Huo narrowed his eyes in surprise, no, narrowed his eyes!

Subtitles, if you type again, I will burn you!

"!" "Okay, I'm leaving! Don't burn me!" Mr. Subtitle walked obediently.In order to protect themselves! ToT transparent also lay guns!

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"This goddess has said it [-] times. The mountain waist (medicine) is not the spoon waist (medicine), and the river god rabbit is short-sighted? Do you want me to go online to buy glasses!" Goddess Chang'e said angrily!Pouting, the goddess baby was unhappy, she threw the yam directly into the pond.

However, the River God Rabbit suddenly disappeared, and slowly appeared from the water with a golden light, "Young goddess, did you drop the golden yam, or the silver yam, or hey!"

"Hey, yam? Spoon medicine? Get lost!" Goddess Chang'e kicked Feihe God's rabbit rudely. "It's like this every day, I'm so pissed off! I'm going to have wrinkles." Chang'e took out a mirror from an unknown space to look at the corners of her eyes, and said distressedly.

"Hey, I'm flying again." The River God Rabbit squinted its eyes and flashed into shooting stars in the sky. The three-legged Golden Crow in the center looked at the rabbit in astonishment, and said dumbfoundedly: "Can rabbits fly? The author, you too Pull!" After finishing speaking, it began to dance freely, hot and hot!It warms the whole room.

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