The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 101 The first day of being an anchor
What are the dead?Kudo Shinichi, who has the aura of death, where will he not die?
This kind of thing is good to get used to, there is no need to make a fuss.
Jin Jianglan is very satisfied with their attitude, which is very beneficial to his good mood during live broadcasts in the future.
After all, even if he doesn’t care about the audience’s attitude anymore, and he doesn’t like the constant chatter and irritability of people, it will make him want to clean the world →_→
...seems a little too irritable?
Jin Jianglan slowed down.
He originally planned to get all the remaining seven memory fragments in one night. Even if he wastes more time in other planes, he can suspend the time in the real world without delaying things at all.
But, he felt that if he just retrieved the memory, it would be too much of a waste of opportunities to go to other planes, why not broadcast live!
——Look, isn't it good to broadcast live like this now?
It’s just that once you connect to the live broadcast room, the direct time flow rate of the two planes will be the same. You can live broadcast at most one plane in one night, and no more. It's better to take your time and live broadcast carefully.
Anyway, there are still one hundred days left, so don't worry.
After a little thought, Jin Jianglan changed his mind.
As it turns out, his whims are still quite welcome.Not only did the viewers who were chatting in the live broadcast room like it, they also consciously took the initiative to send out scarves, and went to invite friends to watch the first time-traveling live broadcast in history.
As the live broadcast progressed, Jin Jianglan found that the number of people online in the live broadcast room was increasing by leaps and bounds, and the pattern of the barrage was also infinitely refurbished, with various colors and fonts...
Anchor Jin can't help but think, if the Jinjiang platform provides more font styles, or can add custom pictures, the barrage will be more exciting.
Taking back the thoughts that were almost boundless, Jin Jianglan continued to the phone camera: "Okay, the staff have checked the safety measures one by one to make sure that there will be no safety hazards."
He gave a close-up of the safety equipment, "The next step is the focus of our live broadcast. Everyone, watch carefully. After all, this is the roller coaster that the host waited in line for half an hour to get on!"
[It's only half an hour 2333 anchor I have to queue for two hours every time I play QAQ]
【I just want to know what method the anchor used so that the people around him can't hear him→_→】
【...I think they just don't understand Chinese _(:з"∠)_】
[No, I think they really can't hear the anchor's words, nor can they see the anchor's actions. You see the anchor's live broadcast in a fair and aboveboard manner, but no one came to stop it? 】
[Hey, it seems to be true... The anchor must be a person with superpowers! 】
[Hey, your reaction is too calm, right? !The anchor has time-traveled, time-traveled!He is now transmigrating into the anime world ah ah ah]
[Calm down, is excitement useful?Will the excitement make you travel along with it?Let's just watch a movie, can't we? (Tea]
It has to be said that the human beings who were able to persevere under the impact of the men's corpses, and did not seem to be negatively affected, and were excited to discuss for a few minutes, their psychological endurance is definitely higher than the average human level. It is also possible to remain calm when dealing with such things as crossing.
Many people are still looking forward to the live broadcast content to be more exciting, which is not in vain for them to stay up in the middle of the night to chat and watch the live broadcast.
Besides... the people who die in the anime plot are all set by the author, no matter how bloody the scene is, they, as the audience, will not be too touched.
"The staff have already checked everything. Next, everyone will follow the host to experience it..."
Before Jin Jianglan finished speaking, the roller coaster rushed out with a "swish", and screams sounded in his ears at the same time. Even people far away in the real world can completely feel those things through the live broadcast room. How loud the scream was.
Anchor Jin picked out his ears.
Although that level of screaming didn't affect him in any way, it's still good to act casually, at least a little like an ordinary person?
"It's very fast." Jin Jianglan said against his will, "We can see afterimages of things around us."
If it was him himself, such a small distance would not take a second.
[Such a calm voice, not trembling at all due to the influence of the airflow... How did you do it, host? ! 】
[Anchor, tell me that you are the legendary cultivator, right? !The difficult movements of Yujian flying are light and easy, so the roller coaster is like a child's play, it must be like this, right? ! 】
"You all have big brains, but it's a pity that the host is not a cultivator." Jin Jianglan commented leisurely, "We must pay attention to science and look at things from a scientific perspective. Just think about things that are completely unscientific, but don't take them seriously. oh!"
[...Anchor, you are already very unscientific, okay! 】
[I always feel that the anchor treats us like kindergarten friends to fool us!Listen to his last modal particle, it’s almost the same accent as my little nephew’s teacher o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)]
[In any case, we already know the fact that the anchor has traveled through time.As long as our cognition is firm and unshakable, no matter what nonsense the anchor opens his eyes again, he will never fool us again! #make a fist】
[So the anchor must have a big secret that no one knows!Ah ah ah ah I really think about it
The content of the next barrage is all about "the anchor is always fooling us". The topic starts from the plot of the first episode of Detective Conan, and goes all the way to how the anchor will talk nonsense seriously, and then to Now that the anchor can travel through time, will it be possible to start a different world tourism business in the future?They must be the first to sign up!
The area of the roller coaster is not small, and the track is curved, adding up to the total length, but its speed is very fast, Jin Jianglan only said a few words, and the car came out of the tunnel.
then……
There was a louder scream.
The kind that was almost scared out of my wits.
Jin Jianglan looked at the pitiful headless corpse not far ahead, and very professionally took a close-up of the neck that was still spurting blood with his mobile phone: "The first one to be killed by the halo of death The victim has appeared, and what follows is the deduction show of our protagonist Mr. Washing Machine."
[Fuck, I actually forgot that this plot is about death! ! 】
【...It's not too late for you to think about it now→_→】
[Fortunately, I watched the live broadcast of ghosts and broken corpses before, which improved my psychological endurance, otherwise I would really feel sick now #听听]
【etc!I remember that the roller coaster in the animation seems to have only four rows?Why is the anchor sitting in the fifth row? !Could it be because of the anchor's participation that he was stunned by the butterfly? ? 】
[The extra row is not the point, the point is that I just found out that the two men in black sitting in the row in front of the anchor seem to be... the legendary Gin and his attendant? 】
[Damn it, I didn't notice until you said it!Anchor, you love to explain what skills you used on us just now, and you completely ignored the two of them! ! ! 】
[Slave 23333 I really want to know now, what will the anchor plan to do with them later? #bad smile]
Of course, two additional seats are temporarily added, and the last row is only for watching movies and live broadcasts!
Jin Jianglan answered their doubts in his heart.
But he won't say it.
You guess, I guess, the fun of everyone's guessing is "I know it, but I just don't tell you, I look at you scratching your ears and monkeys in a hurry, hahaha" ← like this.
The police came very quickly, which is probably why the protagonist in this world called the police.
For the reasoning show of Mr. Washing Machine, the anchor Jin is very dedicated to live broadcasting all of them.The amazing thing is that no matter how Jin Jianglan explained, how he used his mobile phone to broadcast live, and even put the mobile phone camera in front of the hero and heroine for a close-up, the other party didn't notice his movements.
[The anchor must be using a trick! ! 】
↑A series of similarly vowed barrages floated in the live broadcast room.
There was a mysterious smile on Jin Jianglan's face, which was deliberately shown to the live broadcast room - I just won't tell you =w=
【...Suddenly I really want to hit the host Swo Po (#‵′)】
It's a pity that I couldn't fight if I wanted to, so I could only continue to be bullied and watch the live broadcast while biting my handkerchief.
"Student Kudo Washing Machine's reasoning is very reasonable and very tenable." Jin Jianglan commented, "Friends who like reasoning should take it seriously, and you can learn from him when reasoning in the future."
[The anchor is right (serious face) A man like me who has watched more than 800 episodes of Conan has been working hard to learn from them how to create a perfect locked room murder case and alibi! 】
【... Uncle policeman, I'm reporting, it's this person! (‘‘)σ]
"Want to watch the anchor interview our dear protagonist?" Jin Jianglan proposed on a whim, "It would be a waste of expression if there is no media present at this time."
[Still interviewing?It’s not bad if you don’t scare people!]
[Hahaha, go, go, remember to be gentle, don't play him badly yo 2333]
"Why is the anchor playing?" Jin Jianglan exaggeratedly sighed, "The anchor is following the filming scene of a TV series. Didn't you see the director come out to stop the anchor? This proves that the anchor is working hard!"
Netizens waiting to be fed in the live broadcast room said that they would watch the live broadcast all night without sleeping, and just wait to see how the anchor plays ╮(╯-╰)╭
...still thought he was playing.
Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows. Although he was indeed playing, he was also really working.
"Our protagonist classmate has found the murderer, and the first case is over, so it's time to film the story of transforming from a washing machine into Conan, right?"
[Anchor, you are struggling to quibble, it is obviously time travel, and you are still talking nonsense about making a TV series, what is this for? #sigh】
What else do you play if you don't talk nonsense?
Jin Jianglan hooked the corners of his mouth and was about to speak when a new situation suddenly appeared——
This kind of thing is good to get used to, there is no need to make a fuss.
Jin Jianglan is very satisfied with their attitude, which is very beneficial to his good mood during live broadcasts in the future.
After all, even if he doesn’t care about the audience’s attitude anymore, and he doesn’t like the constant chatter and irritability of people, it will make him want to clean the world →_→
...seems a little too irritable?
Jin Jianglan slowed down.
He originally planned to get all the remaining seven memory fragments in one night. Even if he wastes more time in other planes, he can suspend the time in the real world without delaying things at all.
But, he felt that if he just retrieved the memory, it would be too much of a waste of opportunities to go to other planes, why not broadcast live!
——Look, isn't it good to broadcast live like this now?
It’s just that once you connect to the live broadcast room, the direct time flow rate of the two planes will be the same. You can live broadcast at most one plane in one night, and no more. It's better to take your time and live broadcast carefully.
Anyway, there are still one hundred days left, so don't worry.
After a little thought, Jin Jianglan changed his mind.
As it turns out, his whims are still quite welcome.Not only did the viewers who were chatting in the live broadcast room like it, they also consciously took the initiative to send out scarves, and went to invite friends to watch the first time-traveling live broadcast in history.
As the live broadcast progressed, Jin Jianglan found that the number of people online in the live broadcast room was increasing by leaps and bounds, and the pattern of the barrage was also infinitely refurbished, with various colors and fonts...
Anchor Jin can't help but think, if the Jinjiang platform provides more font styles, or can add custom pictures, the barrage will be more exciting.
Taking back the thoughts that were almost boundless, Jin Jianglan continued to the phone camera: "Okay, the staff have checked the safety measures one by one to make sure that there will be no safety hazards."
He gave a close-up of the safety equipment, "The next step is the focus of our live broadcast. Everyone, watch carefully. After all, this is the roller coaster that the host waited in line for half an hour to get on!"
[It's only half an hour 2333 anchor I have to queue for two hours every time I play QAQ]
【I just want to know what method the anchor used so that the people around him can't hear him→_→】
【...I think they just don't understand Chinese _(:з"∠)_】
[No, I think they really can't hear the anchor's words, nor can they see the anchor's actions. You see the anchor's live broadcast in a fair and aboveboard manner, but no one came to stop it? 】
[Hey, it seems to be true... The anchor must be a person with superpowers! 】
[Hey, your reaction is too calm, right? !The anchor has time-traveled, time-traveled!He is now transmigrating into the anime world ah ah ah]
[Calm down, is excitement useful?Will the excitement make you travel along with it?Let's just watch a movie, can't we? (Tea]
It has to be said that the human beings who were able to persevere under the impact of the men's corpses, and did not seem to be negatively affected, and were excited to discuss for a few minutes, their psychological endurance is definitely higher than the average human level. It is also possible to remain calm when dealing with such things as crossing.
Many people are still looking forward to the live broadcast content to be more exciting, which is not in vain for them to stay up in the middle of the night to chat and watch the live broadcast.
Besides... the people who die in the anime plot are all set by the author, no matter how bloody the scene is, they, as the audience, will not be too touched.
"The staff have already checked everything. Next, everyone will follow the host to experience it..."
Before Jin Jianglan finished speaking, the roller coaster rushed out with a "swish", and screams sounded in his ears at the same time. Even people far away in the real world can completely feel those things through the live broadcast room. How loud the scream was.
Anchor Jin picked out his ears.
Although that level of screaming didn't affect him in any way, it's still good to act casually, at least a little like an ordinary person?
"It's very fast." Jin Jianglan said against his will, "We can see afterimages of things around us."
If it was him himself, such a small distance would not take a second.
[Such a calm voice, not trembling at all due to the influence of the airflow... How did you do it, host? ! 】
[Anchor, tell me that you are the legendary cultivator, right? !The difficult movements of Yujian flying are light and easy, so the roller coaster is like a child's play, it must be like this, right? ! 】
"You all have big brains, but it's a pity that the host is not a cultivator." Jin Jianglan commented leisurely, "We must pay attention to science and look at things from a scientific perspective. Just think about things that are completely unscientific, but don't take them seriously. oh!"
[...Anchor, you are already very unscientific, okay! 】
[I always feel that the anchor treats us like kindergarten friends to fool us!Listen to his last modal particle, it’s almost the same accent as my little nephew’s teacher o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)]
[In any case, we already know the fact that the anchor has traveled through time.As long as our cognition is firm and unshakable, no matter what nonsense the anchor opens his eyes again, he will never fool us again! #make a fist】
[So the anchor must have a big secret that no one knows!Ah ah ah ah I really think about it
The content of the next barrage is all about "the anchor is always fooling us". The topic starts from the plot of the first episode of Detective Conan, and goes all the way to how the anchor will talk nonsense seriously, and then to Now that the anchor can travel through time, will it be possible to start a different world tourism business in the future?They must be the first to sign up!
The area of the roller coaster is not small, and the track is curved, adding up to the total length, but its speed is very fast, Jin Jianglan only said a few words, and the car came out of the tunnel.
then……
There was a louder scream.
The kind that was almost scared out of my wits.
Jin Jianglan looked at the pitiful headless corpse not far ahead, and very professionally took a close-up of the neck that was still spurting blood with his mobile phone: "The first one to be killed by the halo of death The victim has appeared, and what follows is the deduction show of our protagonist Mr. Washing Machine."
[Fuck, I actually forgot that this plot is about death! ! 】
【...It's not too late for you to think about it now→_→】
[Fortunately, I watched the live broadcast of ghosts and broken corpses before, which improved my psychological endurance, otherwise I would really feel sick now #听听]
【etc!I remember that the roller coaster in the animation seems to have only four rows?Why is the anchor sitting in the fifth row? !Could it be because of the anchor's participation that he was stunned by the butterfly? ? 】
[The extra row is not the point, the point is that I just found out that the two men in black sitting in the row in front of the anchor seem to be... the legendary Gin and his attendant? 】
[Damn it, I didn't notice until you said it!Anchor, you love to explain what skills you used on us just now, and you completely ignored the two of them! ! ! 】
[Slave 23333 I really want to know now, what will the anchor plan to do with them later? #bad smile]
Of course, two additional seats are temporarily added, and the last row is only for watching movies and live broadcasts!
Jin Jianglan answered their doubts in his heart.
But he won't say it.
You guess, I guess, the fun of everyone's guessing is "I know it, but I just don't tell you, I look at you scratching your ears and monkeys in a hurry, hahaha" ← like this.
The police came very quickly, which is probably why the protagonist in this world called the police.
For the reasoning show of Mr. Washing Machine, the anchor Jin is very dedicated to live broadcasting all of them.The amazing thing is that no matter how Jin Jianglan explained, how he used his mobile phone to broadcast live, and even put the mobile phone camera in front of the hero and heroine for a close-up, the other party didn't notice his movements.
[The anchor must be using a trick! ! 】
↑A series of similarly vowed barrages floated in the live broadcast room.
There was a mysterious smile on Jin Jianglan's face, which was deliberately shown to the live broadcast room - I just won't tell you =w=
【...Suddenly I really want to hit the host Swo Po (#‵′)】
It's a pity that I couldn't fight if I wanted to, so I could only continue to be bullied and watch the live broadcast while biting my handkerchief.
"Student Kudo Washing Machine's reasoning is very reasonable and very tenable." Jin Jianglan commented, "Friends who like reasoning should take it seriously, and you can learn from him when reasoning in the future."
[The anchor is right (serious face) A man like me who has watched more than 800 episodes of Conan has been working hard to learn from them how to create a perfect locked room murder case and alibi! 】
【... Uncle policeman, I'm reporting, it's this person! (‘‘)σ]
"Want to watch the anchor interview our dear protagonist?" Jin Jianglan proposed on a whim, "It would be a waste of expression if there is no media present at this time."
[Still interviewing?It’s not bad if you don’t scare people!]
[Hahaha, go, go, remember to be gentle, don't play him badly yo 2333]
"Why is the anchor playing?" Jin Jianglan exaggeratedly sighed, "The anchor is following the filming scene of a TV series. Didn't you see the director come out to stop the anchor? This proves that the anchor is working hard!"
Netizens waiting to be fed in the live broadcast room said that they would watch the live broadcast all night without sleeping, and just wait to see how the anchor plays ╮(╯-╰)╭
...still thought he was playing.
Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows. Although he was indeed playing, he was also really working.
"Our protagonist classmate has found the murderer, and the first case is over, so it's time to film the story of transforming from a washing machine into Conan, right?"
[Anchor, you are struggling to quibble, it is obviously time travel, and you are still talking nonsense about making a TV series, what is this for? #sigh】
What else do you play if you don't talk nonsense?
Jin Jianglan hooked the corners of his mouth and was about to speak when a new situation suddenly appeared——
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