The anchor is always slapped in the face

Jin Jianglan turned on his phone, clicked on the Jinjiang live app, and connected to his live broadcast room.

There were still viewers in the live broadcast room. They were chatting through comments. It seemed that they were very excited because of the content of the live broadcast just now. They couldn't sleep without chatting.

Not all human beings in this world are afraid to watch exciting pictures. Many people are actually quite willing to continue watching when faced with bloody events across the screen.What's more, it is also something that everyone likes to do with so many friends chatting about the exciting scene just now.

Therefore, modern people's ability to accept is very strong, and at some point, even the main gods are amazed by it.

Seeing Jin Jianglan's movements, Chu Xiuqi immediately moved closer.

His big face was facing the camera of the mobile phone, and when it was transmitted to the live broadcast room, it became to fill the entire live broadcast screen.

The netizens who were chatting were suddenly taken aback——

[Fuck me and scare me! ! ! 】

[Well, whose big face is this=mouth=! !Hey, isn't this the anchor's assistant?The host is here too?Although I was scared by Xiao Xiao, but the assistant is so handsome, I observed it closely hehehe... No, didn't the anchor go to sleep with the assistant?Why did it suddenly appear? ? 】

[...You talk a lot upstairs, don't you think it's troublesome to type so many words? 】

[What's the trouble, it's just chatting anyway, don't you do the same ╮(￣▽￣)╭】

And then... the barrage was just so crooked.

Chu Xiuqi: "..."

Jin Jianglan: "...Pfft."

Chu Xiuqi: ...QAQ

"Cough..." Jin Jianglan suppressed a smile, "Actually, you're quite pretty, really."

The reaction of netizens is actually understandable.

Although Chu Xiuqi's face is perfect no matter what angle you look at, but, when a normal person sees a whole big face appearing on the screen, and because of the limited lens picture, he will not see it fully. More or less frightened.

Jin Jianglan understood how cautious the netizens were, so he moved the phone away and immediately isolated Chu Xiuqi's face from the camera.

Chu Xiuqi: "..."

He silently touched his face.

This face is the most perfect finished product he has made little by little according to human aesthetics, including the body he is using now, which is also the one that is absolutely at the pinnacle of humanoid creatures.

...It's definitely not so ugly that it scares people.

Could it be that the aesthetics of this world has undergone some changes unknown to him?

Chu Xiuqi thought about it, and finally decided to swallow the words that came to his lips—forget it, A Lan said it was good-looking, and he didn't want to save other people's aesthetics at all.

Jin Jianglan touched his head comfortingly: "Good boy."

This is a head-to-head kill.

However, Chu Xiuqi didn't understand the inner meaning of killing by touching his head at all. He still felt flattered that his family's A Lan should like him very much, right?

Except...in the second reincarnation, Jin Jianglan also touched Yin Lerong's head.

Thinking that Yin Lerong had also received this kind of treatment, Chu Xiuqi was in a bad mood!I didn't think there was anything wrong when I set it up, but now I think about it... I really want to go back and strangle myself to death!

Fortunately, his family, Alan, was not taken advantage of by Yin Lerong, and the physical contact was limited to hugging and touching the head, otherwise he... might as well strangle himself to death QAQ

Seeing the inexplicable sadness emanating from Chu Xiuqi's body, the corners of Jin Jianglan's mouth twitched, what's wrong?

He thinks, sometimes this main god really makes him speechless, it is completely different from the egg main god he has been afraid of for thousands of years!

Jin Jianglan continued to touch his head without hesitation.

At this time, no matter why Chu Xiuqi fell ill, stroking her hair is the best way to deal with it.

The depressive atmosphere around Chu Xiuqi was instantly dispelled.

It's that simple to appease the Lord God.

Jin Jianglan thought to himself, then why did he torment himself so much back then?He is obviously a main god who can be solved by touching the head, but he has been struggling with it for thousands of years!

Looking back now, he always has a stuffy feeling of punching the air.

The two of them are showing their affection here unconsciously, but they are paying attention to another thing on the barrage——

[Assistant Jun's big face disappeared? 】

[I think the anchor and assistant Jun are flirting and cursing off-screen, and have already forgotten us all →_→]

【Bah Assistant Jun's hot and handsome face, why is it such a big face (#‵′)】

[...Okay, you guys are arguing, I love watching the screen so brightly lit, is the light on the anchor's side particularly sufficient? ? 】

[It seems that the anchor is not in the hotel... Look at the building over there, does it look like a Ferris wheel?Is the anchor in the indoor playground? ! 】

[Playground head!The anchor was still in the westernmost town of Shengji City just now, how long did it take to arrive at the playground?Remember, it is the westernmost of the former Shengji City! !There is no indoor playground within a three hour drive of that piece! ! ! 】

【wrong!The lighting effect is not like this, the anchor's side is natural light! ! ! 】

[Hey, wasn't it still night at the anchor?Why did it turn into daylight after a while Σ(°△°|||)︴】

[The anchor has traveled through time? ! ! 】

Finally noticed that it was daytime on his side?

Jin Jianglan didn't speak, he continued to look at the content in the barrage that was either interesting or horrifying or thought-provoking.

The number of barrage now is not as much as before. After all, his live broadcast was already quite famous at that time, with many fans, and every live broadcast would be swiped by barrage, but now... Although the audience is less at this time, but Under the absolutely exciting live broadcast content, there will be no shortage of barrage types.

Jin Jianglan withdrew his thoughts.

Now he only needs to think about how to play the live broadcast content.

Thinking of this, Jin Jianglan pointed the phone camera at himself: "Welcome everyone to the World Science live broadcast room, I am the anchor Jin Jianglan."

"We just finished the story of the first night of Scary Town, and now it's time for the overtime."

"Opportunities are rare. Since the anchor has met, we will not let everyone miss the opportunity." Jin Jianglan pointed the camera of the mobile phone at the bright sun hanging in the sky and took a photo, then turned the camera around, "If you You see, this is a playground."

"There are a lot of people, and there are long queues for every ride."

"The anchor will take you to familiarize yourself with the whole playground first, and then go to experience the rides."

[I rub it and it really is time travel! ! ! 】

[Fuck, isn't this really a high-tech simulation of a three-dimensional image! #Shock】

[Wori how to simulate this? !Now there is no real hologram, okay?The cliff is crossed ah ah ah ah]

[... Could it be that the anchor has rushed to the other side of Blue Star? 】

[It's less than an hour, how can you fly half a blue star? ?Mard Staff.jpg]

For the barrage that has been enriched again, anchor Jin just scanned it with his spiritual sense, and didn't pay any more attention.

He concentrated on walking the entire playground with his mobile phone.

Although this playground is big, it's not too big. It doesn't take much time to go around.

"...that's roughly the case." Jin Jianglan concluded, "The basic facilities and rides in modern amusement parks are basically the same. We randomly choose a ride to experience."

Chu Xiuqi, who hadn't interrupted his live broadcast, suddenly pointed to the front right.

Jin Jianglan understood, and said to the phone camera: "The anchor and his assistant are going to ride the roller coaster now. While playing the game, the phone camera will also faithfully record the effect of the roller coaster ride."

[Wait, host!It seems that you are not allowed to bring your mobile phone to play the roller coaster. Are you really blind as a staff member when you are open and broadcasting live? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ]

[Sit and watch the anchor get slapped in the face by the strength of the staff (tea]

【… By the way, don’t you think you’ve seen this playground somewhere before? 】

【Where did you see it?Anyway, I haven’t seen it in the Federation →_→]

[It's said that the anchor has traveled through time, it's normal if you haven't seen it, okay?Probably because all the people in the playground are of oriental race, that's why they look familiar? ? 】

【Not familiar, but the amusement park itself...】

"Now the anchor is already sitting on the roller coaster." Jin Jianglan stepped up and sat down, and Chu Xiuqi sat next to her, "We are about to"

The audience who got slapped in the face: "..." How did you manage to get on a roller coaster with your mobile phone? !

Obviously, anchor Jin didn't want to tell them.

At this time, on the roller coaster, Jin Jianglan and Chu Xiuqi were sitting at a relatively rear position, and three rows of seats in front of them sat two familiar-looking figures from the back. The person with only his back exposed is having a conversation in Japanese...

[Fuck, I seem to know why it looks familiar! ! 】

[Nima, isn't this the playground in the first episode of Detective Conan! ! 】

[I have a big grass anchor, you tested Gongji Shinichi and Maorilan ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]

[...Don't get excited, your excitement directly scared me back =. =]

[Well, the anchor has really transmigrated into the world of elementary school students of death=口=? ? ! 】

"It seems that someone has already guessed it, so the anchor will not keep it a secret."

"You guessed it right, the anchor has arrived at the live-action filming scene of Detective Conan."

Jin Jianglan said nonsense with a serious face, "The actors of the last horror film were resting, and the anchor temporarily heard that the well-known Detective Conan crew started filming, so he hurried over and didn't have time to notify in advance. Fortunately, we happened to catch up with the beginning of the plot, so we can have a good time." Onlookers."

[Anchor what are you talking about? ?Even if you didn't time travel, you still teleported to the other half of Blue Star with black technology! ! ! 】

[Teleportation... Actually, it's not much easier than time travel, right?It’s all about space →＿→】

[So the conclusion is still that the anchor has time-traveled! 】

[That's right, so you don't have to quibble, anchor, we've already seen the truth (serious face)

【... Isn't the focus on the drum washing machine?This is going to kill! ! 】

The more positive you are, the more they think it's false; conversely, the more negative you are, the more they think it's true.

Humans are like this a lot of the time.

So the more outrageous Jin Jianglan's nonsense is now, the more the audience will move closer to the aspect of "the anchor is talking nonsense, you have clearly passed through".

It can be seen from this that Jin Jianglan's cognition level is much higher than Chu Xiuqi's in terms of human heart.