The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Although the lying gun incident made Carlos a deadly enemy, due to the influence of his characteristics, it was more about anticipation of unknown troubles than unhappiness.It always feels like a big deal.It's a pity that although the relationship is clearly a mortal enemy, the president still has a friendly smile on his face when he sees Carlos on campus.

No one would say that he will grow up to be a good man!

It was used again invisibly. Since the president couldn't fight in a short time, Carlos focused on the other party, that is the beauty of the courtyard.

Don't say that it's not a pure man to care about women.Carlos' narrow-mindedness has never been gender-blind.

On this day, his inhuman tutor assigned Carlos another small thesis on the study of ancient figure paintings.Due to the existence of the system, he has no painting skills, but there is really a blank in the history of art, which was discovered when he was in American University.

That's why in his freshman year, he was so busy that he was dizzy. Thanks to the blessings of his previous life, after rote memorization, he finally passed the test of his mentor and successfully applied for an exchange quota in China.Those unbearable days are coming up again in China.

Smiling slightly, and nodding friendly to the people who passed by him, Carlos walked into the depths of the library under the eyes of a group of friends who were not interested in drinking, and walked into the rare collection of art history books.

He looked up and quickly browsed the catalog, looking for books related to the thesis.

His Chinese tutor is a ruthless person, the paper cannot be electronic, only handwriting is supported!And each quotation must indicate the source, which book, which author, which publishing house, which year, which edition and which page!

Directly cut off the path of "reference" from the Internet.

Sighing, he resignedly took the book from the shelf. For a 2-word essay, four or five books would be enough.He held the book with one hand, clasped the shoulder strap of the schoolbag with the other hand, and walked towards the reading room.

He was bumped by someone as soon as he turned the corner, which often appears in this kind of small fresh school drama. The male protagonist will meet his true destiny girl at the corner of this library.

This woman's facial features may not be beautiful, but she must have a pair of big eyes that can talk; her body may not be plump, but she must have a height that is just suitable for Xiao Niaoyiren; her voice may not be coquettish, but she must have a silver bell. Laughter buff.

If it is a Danmei campus drama, it is a small subject that meets the above three points.

If not, eat it live...

Carlos swallowed Xiangzi back into his stomach. He looked down at the female classmate who was holding her thick waist with one hand to prevent her from falling to the ground. He saw her blushing and intoxicated expression It clearly shows that "the baby fell down and needs a kiss from the male god to stand up".

Forced to calmly pull out a gentle smile, Carlos straightened him up, and bent over to pick up all the books that the other party had dropped on the ground.Put it in the hands of a female classmate who has already wandered into space.

Yuanhua hugged a few picture albums, and looked at them the whole time, with a cold sneer on her lips.

Carlos didn't bother to pay attention to the plot she imagined. Anyway, he understood that unless he changed his face, he wouldn't expect the courtyard flower to give him a good face. However, this girl's appearance is very uneducated.

He showed a seductive smile, left the female classmate who was still in a daze, and came to Yuanhua in a few steps. The latter immediately hugged the thick album to his chest guardedly, and stared fiercely at her with a pair of beautiful big eyes. People who live close to her seem to be about to bite if they take a step forward.

A little kitten with teeth and claws.

The bloody dialogue in Carlos' mind came online again, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became more frivolous.

"I read the forum posts."

Yuanhua admitted that she had a brain twitch at the time, that's why she used the man in front of her as a shield. Although she couldn't understand the man's face that attracted bees and butterflies everywhere, he was indeed not as she thought. Usually, relying on this face to seduce women everywhere, on the contrary, in the female circle, this man is very famous for his gentlemanly demeanor.

He was suddenly made a target. Although it is said that this man will return to China in a few months, who knows if he will be angered by the president and something bad will happen in these few months.After the impulse passed, Yuanhua was also tormented repeatedly in her heart, with all kinds of anxiety.

But the words have already been said, and spread through the forum, it is useless for her to remedy it.Only by getting her to agree to associate with the president can this matter be brought to an end and the man in front of her can be guaranteed to return home safely.really!She is still not so great!All kinds of things can't be done!

Now she can only pray that the president will not attack him in such a frenzied manner. After all, he is a foreigner, and he still attracts a lot of attention in school, and his mentor is so influential, it will be fine, it will be fine!

Just when Yuanhua had been hypnotizing herself and living her life with trepidation, fearing that she would hear the news that an exchange student had his leg broken with a sack outside the school, the person concerned appeared in front of her with such a big thorn in his face, smiling like a hooligan , How can I make her angry, dare to feed the dog all the worries she has been worrying for a long time!

"Don't get me wrong, that's just an excuse to reject the president. You only have one face that can compare to him."

Yuanhua's tone was very unfriendly, and the fingertips that were holding onto the picture album turned white from the force.Carlos breathed a sigh of relief.

"So, that's great. Fortunately, I'm still thinking about how to reject you so as not to hurt your heart. It's also my honor to help you block the peach blossoms."

"you!"

Damn it!Is this man really a handsome god?How shameless!

Just when Yuanhua was racking her brains to think of something to scold, the other party suddenly raised a bright smile, and that face that defied the sky made the world pale in an instant, and the sound of gasping all around at the same time was an ironclad proof!

For a moment, Yuanhua was also blinded.Before she could react, Carlos moved his face closer to hers.The sudden oppression made her subconsciously want to step back, but she was restrained by the big hands on her arms, and her panic and fear were clearly displayed on her face.

"Come on, little girl, give the uncle a smile."

"You bloody rascal!"

"Laugh, your suitor is 30 meters away from us, where is the legendary crush on me? Is this the expression of wanting to cut him off to the male god?"

Hearing Carlos' words, Yuanhua froze immediately. A few seconds later, she relaxed her body and did not back away. Hook, the facial features immediately combined into a bright smile.

A handsome man bowed his head with a smile, and a spring-like man looked up, pink bubbles suddenly rose, and the aura of a girl's first love immediately spread from the place where the two stood.

Ah, that's great, I suddenly want to fall in love!

Almost at the same time, this idea popped up in the minds of everyone present.

It's a pity that the person involved didn't experience this kind of romance. Yuanhua felt that the nerves on her face were about to cramp in order to maintain a smile.She didn't dare to look back, so she could only keep the corners of her mouth curved and whispered.

"Has he gone?"

Unable to bear it any longer, Carlos covered his lower abdomen with one hand, bent over and laughed.Yuanhua, who couldn't understand why but could only hold her posture, stared blankly. What does this mean?Has the president left?

After laughing for a full minute, Carlos stood up straight again. After wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes, he smiled and flicked the courtyard flower's forehead with his fingers.

"You are so cute, I lied to you."

After speaking, without waiting for the other party to react, Carlos hugged his reference book and didn't go to the reading room. After registering at the library office, he ran away immediately.

The person who was abandoned in the same place was still groping the place where he was hurt by the bullet, and the brain cells were finally reorganized. After analyzing the other party's words word by word——

Damn!quilt!play!up!

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After encountering the courtyard flower in the library, Carlos always likes to pull out the relationship list when he has nothing to do recently. Apart from admiring a large area of ​​red mortal enemies, he is also very interested in seeing the popularity of the courtyard flower flashing back and forth in red and green. .

Today, he once again succeeded in painting an outstanding large-scale painting, Chinese style.In fact, the painting skills have been upgraded to level 10 when the painting is half completed, so the painting master can tell at a glance that the painting was created during the breakthrough, and the first half is obviously different from the second half.

Bringing his works and essays with him, Carlos' expression of seeing death as home made the two people in the same dormitory happy.

"What's wrong with Carlos?"

The nerd who only recently resided in the dormitory looked puzzled.Taozi stops the game character in the spring, hooks the nerd's arm and pulls him over.

"It must be the call from the mentor. Every time I go, I feel like I am on the battlefield. When I come back, it is a frosted eggplant—withered."

It seems unbelievable that a bird's egg can be stuffed in the nerd's wide mouth.

"Professor Zhou is such a kind and kind person, how can he be so fierce?"

Tao Zi shrugged, Carlos didn't say these things that he only knew after closing the door, how could he know.

Not in the mood to talk to his roommate, Carlos sent a message to Gu Sen and went to find his tutor with good things.

Originally, after Carlos arrived in China, he should be the same as the exchange students who also entered the Chinese painting major, and the tutors would be arranged by the college.However, due to someone's back door, Carlos was forced to sneak out of his friends alone, and followed an old professor named Zhou.

This professor is very famous in the circle. He is called "Zhou Xiucai". He is an old artist of national treasure level.

As described by the nerd, the old professor often has a smile on his face, is approachable, humorous, and has the character of a literati. Not to mention chatting, even sitting next to him can calm down his heart.

However, it was such a kind old man who was called by the outside world, but he tortured Carlos badly.

"Look at you, your handwriting is like a dog crawling, you have the heart to let this ugly word stain my old eyes? You can't slow down, write clearly, and I don't ask you to write with any style Integrity, at least the standard is like a square character! What does it look like with a twist? Look, this ancient character! If you have a good word, you must draw it as a 〇, you are of English and Korean blood, right?"

Standing expressionlessly opposite the desk, Carlos quietly watched his tutor spraying himself with anger. This energetic appearance made it impossible to tell that he was already 70 years old.

"I'm asking you something, are you still polite?"

Professor Zhou's eyes widened and he patted the desk angrily.

"Report, they are of mixed Chinese and British descent!"

"Who asked you this, let you practice calligraphy, are you lazy?"

"Teacher! You only gave me two days for this thesis. If you really want to write slowly, stroke by stroke, it will take until next month! And you let me practice brush calligraphy! Can it compare with this kind of hard-tipped calligraphy?" ?”

"Give you another 10 years, and your handwriting will still be like a dog crawling, and there is no hope."

Out of sight, out of sight, Professor Zhou directly put the paper in the drawer, picked up the painting and slowly observed it.

"Teacher, I have been looking through the materials for two days anyway. Don't stop reading because of the ugly words! My English writing is beautiful, why don't I write in English next time? I won't dirty your eyes! You can understand it anyway. !"

Pushing his glasses, Professor Zhou stared at Carlos furiously.

"What gave you the courage to write a dissertation on the history of ancient Chinese painting in English? The few books you selected are good, and reading them all is enough. The dissertation is not important."

Damn!Just let me watch it!I have to write a damn paper!

"Without the pressure of a thesis, can you read it carefully? This painting is good, and it can be seen that there has been obvious improvement. In terms of painting, I can finally go out to meet people. But the book can't be pulled down. Who didn't add a few lines to the work? Words, when the time comes, you will be embarrassed to crawl the words with one hand?"

The glass heart can no longer be broken!

"It's not as bad as you said. Even if you don't say you are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, you can still be considered excellent!"

"Oh? Tell me."

"The guitar counts as the piano? In another two years, my guitar will definitely be super good! As for chess, I don't understand Go, but I have a high level of chess! Ordinary people are really not my opponents. If you don't believe me, you can come and fight. Calligraphy just said, I can write English very well, I am still a novice in brush calligraphy, you can’t blame me! Painting, you know it!”

Professor Zhou thinks about it too. After all, he grew up abroad, and he is far superior to his peers at this level. But he is not happy to see this kid's frowning face, so he immediately turned black and scolded.

"Just nonsense, don't talk about anything else, you have to practice your handwriting, otherwise what will you do if you mention the word and sign it. Don't make people laugh at you?"

Seeing that his teacher still insisted on this point, Carlos had no choice but to speak out his thoughts very honestly.

"How easy it is. I will paint in the future and let Gu Sen remind me. You know the strength of your disciple best."

"Bullshit!"

This can be regarded as completely irritating his own teacher, Carlos just sprayed it for an hour, the kind old gentleman in the outside world, the kind old literati, hahaha!

Two hours later, Carlos walked slowly to the dormitory with a damaged glass heart and a few rolls of raw paper.It happened to be dinner time, and his whimsical ideas directly made him offend the teacher. He didn't even stay for dinner, and was kicked out of the house. The more he thought about it, the more he felt sorry for himself.

Still have a meal!

Immediately, he quickened his pace, and as soon as he returned to the dormitory, he dropped the information book and a few rolls of paper, picked up his laptop and wallet, and ran away again like a whirlwind.

"Hey! Carlos! Where are you going! We're going to masturbate tonight!"

"No masturbation! I'm going back to Shanghai for comfort and healing! See you next week!"

By the time Taozi ran to the door, Carlos had long since disappeared in the corridor, and his words still lingered for a while.

Taozi turned her head and met the nerd who was following, the two were speechless for a while.

"In the past, you also came back from Professor Zhou, so you went directly to Shanghai?"

With a serious face, Tao Zi rubbed her chin with her fingers, narrowed her eyes and said.

"No, this is the first time. For some reason, it always makes me happy to see Carlos deflated."

The nerd didn't speak, but silently gave Tao Zi a sympathetic look.

This guy must have had too much pressure on Carlos.