The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

It’s November in a blink of an eye, and the weather is getting cooler. Many friends have changed into long-sleeved shirts and coats. Of course, there are some beauties who pay special attention to demeanor rather than temperature, still wearing vests, short skirts, Small and high, forming a beautiful landscape in the campus.

It's a pity that the male god that beauties most want to meet is wandering around in the dormitory.

[public screen]

[Tao Xiaoshou, dare to make the bgm louder!Such a vague singing voice is simply killing obsessive-compulsive disorder! ]

"Hey, hey, hey! I didn't turn on the bgm at all! It's your master master who is listening to music on YY, so it's none of my business."

[Fuck!Mr. Zong Gong actually listens to music on YY?It's so down-to-earth, please ask for a plane ticket! ]

[Please please!By the way, I searched for friends, but I couldn't find "There is a small subject in the family who refuses to hook up", what's the name of the general gong yy? ]

[Pfft——I thought I was the only one who knew how to search!It turns out there are friends! ]

"I really didn't pay attention to his name, but your family always listens to YY music, and it's an all-male channel. I'm not familiar with that circle, you can find it yourself."

Taozi thought to herself, I am so stupid to give you the plane tickets, a bunch of sloppy things, I agreed to only pay attention to me!As a result, as soon as Carlos appeared, it was as if a brainless fan saw true love, and all three sentences were asking him!In this anchor room, Lao Tzu is the master! Hey!

"By the way, your family's general singing is super good. How about it, if one day my followers exceed 50, I'll cheat him to sing a song live, how about it?"

Since Carlos revealed the game id and voice from Taozi's live broadcast room, the popularity of Taozi's channel has increased by [-]%, and the new additions are all rotten girls who have heard the news.Under their influence, the daily topics on the channel's public screen changed instantly.

Silently confessing to her girlfriend's photo for three seconds, Taozi still couldn't resist the temptation of high popularity, so she decisively sold Carlos, selling rotten things, as long as she got used to it, it was quite interesting!

"I didn't wear earphones, you just sold me in front of me, have you thought about the consequences?"

"Fuck! When did you stand behind me!"

So Gongping was delighted to see that Taozi shut down the mic, and the characters in the game also froze and were chopped down in less than three seconds.

[public screen]

[Alternative show of love, I'm also drunk, this round is going to be tricked, right?Usually it takes at least an hour for Xiao Shou to be thrown into bed by Xiao Gong for a lesson. ]

[Happy to hear, but unfortunately there is no live camera qaq]

[Damn it, it's so dirty!The elders said they couldn't stand it!Is our channel already occupied by rotten girls? ]

[The old man upstairs knew at a glance that he was only subject. ]

[Mouth!I'm attacking!Total attack!storm!onslaught! ]

[Is this revealing something?Such a professional term suddenly popped up.If you're a straight man, I'll cut it live jj]

[……its not right!Are you not a woman?Where did jj come from! ! ! ]

[I didn't say cut my own—]

[......]

After a long time, the public screen was almost destroyed by the chat party, and Taozi appeared again. He brought good news to his friends, and the proposition of 50 followers and a song was established.I thought it would take a few days, but in less than 15 minutes, Taozi's attention went from 30 seconds to 50.

"Damn it! Usually I ask for attention and you don't like me! Is the difference in treatment so obvious!"

[public screen]

[Who made your voice bad——]

[Who made you have no eight-pack abs——]

[Who made you not Gong——]

Looking at Gongping's pile of damage that triggers a critical hit, Taozi feels that the world is too hostile to him.He was getting frustrated, and he had to drag someone into the water no matter what, so he yelled at the person who was still listening to the song.

"Carlos, come here quickly! Keep your promise, let's have a song!"

Carlos glanced at Mai Xu. The frontier city hero would not be on the mic for at least half an hour, so he moved the stool and sat next to Tao Zi. It happened that the public screen was swiping the main attack, and the live broadcast screen was already at the beginning of the hero selection stage.

"Hey, good evening everyone, don't bully our Tao Zi too much."

[public screen]

[Forcibly showing affection! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[This kind of sense of sight that my family can only be bullied by myself is too strong, and my nose bleeds all over the place! ]

[ah!Tao Xiao is on the order with Teemo?Ready to pit teammates again! ]

[Haha, Mr. Zong Gong's position tonight is bgm! ! !Let's have a song!Let's have a song! ]

"Okay, I've already thought of what to sing."

As Carlos finished speaking, Taozi and the others had already entered the battlefield, and the screen kept displaying [It was Taozi, not a condom, who killed xxx]. "Strength" buff, almost made Tao Zi, who took time to watch the public screen, retch.

"What are you doing! BGM isn't working soon? Please come back and stare blankly? Deduct your salary!"

[public screen]

[Visual guess Tao Xiaoshou is trying to die! ]

[Deduct the public rations, hahaha! ! ! ! ]

"Well, I just promised Tao Xiaoshou that I will give him a eulogy tonight. Later, if anyone feels stomach discomfort, wants to retch or morning sickness, I will not take the blame."

The public screen is full of [Not bad for you, it must be because of Taozi's shamelessness that I vomited! 】.

So, when Tao Zi once again manipulated the character to rush to the team battle, Carlos played the accompaniment on his mobile phone, and then started singing.

I'm lewd and slutty, kill and run away

There are thousands of ways to push the tower down

I will be fleshy for a while, and I will be seconds for a while

I pile up murder books

I am a hero in team battles

The League of Legends has never used a knife to make a name for itself

(I don't use a knife)

Jump over the tower and kill me by force

(I pick it up)

After the haste, I will use the big move

You make up a knife from the side

I didn't get the headcount

Don't talk about rape, we all hide in the river

Don't laugh stupidly, run away from each other in team battles

Duo Duo chased after him, throwing poisonous darts vigorously

Mushroom Bomb kills

As soon as the League of Legends version of "Drunken Master" came out, all the public screens were shaking their legs, and even Tao Zi was whistling while chopping people, his head shaking very rhythmically.

[public screen]

[I rub it, it's so emotional!This song will be a hit! ]

[I always feel that Mr. Zonggong has his own laugh all the way, I laugh like a fool qaq while shaking my legs]

[Ask for a record, let's do bgm in the future!Tao Xiaoshou whistled indiscriminately!Also blow off the tune! ! ! !You ruined my family's master attack! ]

[Beep!Let go of that general attack and let me do it!The voice is good, the singing is good, the figure is superb, and it will make people lie down and win!Get rid of Tao Xiaoshou!Choose me choose me choose me! ]

"After singing, I flashed, you guys play slowly."

After singing the last sentence, Carlos left Taozi and Gongping, and rolled back to his desk. This time he smartly put on earplugs, ready to listen to the male god singing.The time was just right, and he was ready, and the border town changed from two wheat to one wheat.

Swipe up the blue enchantress!

A song "Fengjiang" and a song "Tianchi" blew up the audience, and the high-pitched drama was very refreshing.After the wheat sequence was over, Carlos chatted with Biancheng on YY.

The first day of the first lunar month: The male god is in a good state recently, the treble parts of the two songs are sung very well!

Biancheng: Really?

The first day of the first lunar month: Mmmmm!Are you crazy if you haven't seen the public screen? All kinds of dramas make you cry!But take good care of your voice, this is the life of a singer!Drink plenty of warm water.

Biancheng: OK.

The first day of the first lunar month: It's late, I'm going offline, the god should go to bed early, okay!

Bian Cheng: Well, good night.

After getting off YY, Carlos ran to the balcony to start a daily round of phone calls. He cared about He Man's current situation, stuck with Gu Sen, asked Mr. Consultant about his recent work results, and finally gave the American couple and children far away in the United States. The partners went to make a phone call to contact each other.Busy as hell.

Since Carlos returned to Beijing to go to school, He Man's life has been prosperous, and it's okay to meet and party with Bingquan and the flower demon frequently. I don't know how she actually operates. The Astros took it.

A group photo of bright smiling faces and proud faces, with cafes, parks, and suburbs in the background, was posted on He Man's Facebook.It was really funny to think of his ghost-like tone when he received a call from Locke earlier.

Unlike He Man's comfortable life, Gu Sen and Yang Batian are really busy, proportional to their efforts. The progress of the North District project is very gratifying, and it will be completed by the end of next year at the earliest.

However, Carlos only had half a semester in Central America, that is, after the winter vacation, he had to finish his studies here and return to Rhode Island College in the United States to continue his classes.When he thought that the two people in love would change from a long-distance relationship to a long-distance relationship, he felt unhappy.

At the moment, he pulled out his character state.

Traits: Bad-natured, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, charismatic, brave

Happiness points: 8w

Lifetime rewards: quick learner, natural cook, fast metabolism, extra creativity, captivating audience, legendary host, keen observation skills

Family funds: 2 millionw

技能：厨艺10级、逻辑7级、运动10级、绘画9级、魅力7级、灵巧9级、唱歌8级、吉他6级、种植2级、钓鱼4级。

His eyes fell on the experience bar of painting which was infinitely close to the full level, and he silently made a decision.It's time to go face-to-face with his tutor!

"Fuck! Carlos! Come here! You're lying down again!"

In less than three seconds, the ignited ambition was extinguished by Taozi's roar behind him.This kid better have something as important as his plan and Gu Sen's future.

He put away the phone and walked into the dormitory, only to see that the nerd had already returned. Since the last hospitalization incident, he had rarely returned to the dormitory later than 8 o'clock.

It is estimated that his senior brother did not dare to use up all the people, otherwise things would happen if he was lying in the hospital again.Not to mention whether the nerdy parents will really kill them, but they don't want their company's reputation in the school anymore, do they?

While Carlos was chatting on the phone, Taozi had finished the day's live broadcast and switched to browsing the campus forum. When he found interesting news, he forced the nerd to share it with him. Carlos' lying gun incident was posted on the homepage of the forum , highlight and refine.

The content of the post is that tonight, the president and the student union will hold a welcome banquet for the new members. The venue is set at an entertainment place near the school, and they will have dinner and sing karaoke.

The incident happened in Room K. When the flowers in the courtyard were hard to stop, and they sang a love song duet with the chairman, the style of the super-large TV screen in Room K suddenly changed, and the upper body of the chairman suddenly appeared on the screen. A handsome and crying woman in formal attire, holding a large bouquet of roses in both hands, expressing affectionately about his love at first sight for Yuanhua and his secret love for more than a year.

Just when Yuanhua was staring at the screen in a daze with her beautiful eyes, the president had already stunned the bouquet of 99 flaming red roses on the screen, and looked down at Yuanhua affectionately.

"Accidentally bumping into you in the corridor is the most beautiful encounter in my life. No matter where I go, what I want to be the most is by your side. I know that there are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me, but I love you There are very few people here, only you, can you give me a chance to stand by your side?"

The other friends who had colluded with the chairman made booing one after another.

"Together with--"

"Promise him—promise him—"

Seeing the people whistling and applauding all around, Yuanhua almost vomited to death.Damn, this is obviously forcing her to agree. If she refuses in person, it will not only embarrass the other party, but also affect her position in the student union in the future.

But she really doesn't like this person in front of her!Her silence gradually affected the surroundings, and the booing people also stopped slowly, looking at the president who was obviously distracted and his smile was starting to stiffen, a little helplessly.

"Sorry, the president's excellence is unquestionable, and I have always admired you. If I had promised you a few months earlier, but now I can't take my eyes off Carlos. If I promise you easily , I think it is disrespectful to you, excuse me."

After finishing speaking, Yuanhua hurriedly left the party.Only the silent private room was left.

"...Haha, I remembered a post on the forum, saying that the appearance of a new male god has increased the monthly breakup rate on campus by [-]%!"

"Yeah, as long as Carlos appears, there will be no one else in the eyes of the senior sisters."

"The buddies in my dorm also said, please pray to God to let Carlos get out of singles sooner, otherwise he will have to be a single dog for the whole university to watch other people show affection!"

A bunch of people were laughing and talking nonsense, although they didn't dare to comfort the gloomy president, but they still found ways to explain it. The girl rejected you not because you are not good enough, but it's just that the world is looking at faces!When have you seen enough of that skin, my sister will still think of you, don't be discouraged!

Clearly understanding the subtext of everyone, the president tried his best to show a smile. As long as he ignored the bulging blood vessels on the back of his hand holding the bouquet, he could still be considered calm.

"Hey, the confession failed. It seems that I am not good enough to convince her."

"Oh, President, please be careful. You just lost to a face. If you really want to compare, I think you are a few blocks better than Carlos, President."

"That's right, don't be discouraged! You are so good, you will impress the heart of Yuan Hua one day! Come on! We all support you!"

There is no more behind, and the host only left a sentence and continued to sing without updating the post.Below the original post, there are a lot of Chinese papers that have been broken up for various reasons, complaining.Later, the direction of the wind gradually changed, and everyone was praying that Carlos would get out of the singles as soon as possible, so that the girls would give up their hearts and look back at their scumbags!

After Carlos finished reading this post, he silently glanced at the system's interpersonal relationship with a numb expression. Sure enough, the president's unilateral treatment of him was definitely at the stage of sworn enemy. The system helped him change the relationship name into a familiar stranger, and then It is the favorability of Quanhong, which is almost negative to max!

However, the courtyard flower who was rumored to have a secret love for him has been cleared of negative feelings, and is currently in a relationship with strangers.

"Did you offend the courtyard flower? The president is such a narrow-minded person, be careful that he will wear small shoes for you in the future."

Tao Zi patted Carlos on the shoulder sympathetically, and he was inseparable all day long. He knew that Carlos had absolutely no connection with the courtyard flower, and this time it was obviously used as a shield.It's okay to change someone, but the other party is the rich second-generation student council president, who has power, money and power. Carlos is a foreign exchange student, and I'm afraid he won't be able to please him.

"... Carlos is not in the same house as the president, so it should be fine, right?"

The nerd opened his mouth in a rare way, although the voice was still like a mosquito.

"It's so naive. He is willing to spend money, and he knows how to be a human being. He has a close relationship with other presidents. He really wants to do it. Most of them are running errands for him."

"Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, it's all right."

I can't wait for him to come to trouble me quickly, my baby's fists are already hungry and thirsty!