The master doesn't want the monk to say
Chapter 3
It was already bright now, and Chi Ruo, who had slept with Juzi Xiangmeimei on the cart, was still in good spirits, blinking, wandering around the grand gathering held three times a month in Ruicheng.
People from all over the world probably came, and the streets were bustling with each other for a moment. Chi Ruo was holding the cake tightly, looking at the novelties on both sides of the road, and listening to the yelling of each one better than the other.
"Hey, this little master is also here to go to the rally, it's really rare!" A burst of fragrance hit, Chiruo took a sip, dizzy and dizzy, silently holding his breath, a catkin lightly rested on Chiruo's shoulder Caressing slowly, "Little master, I'm afraid I can't stand the desertedness on the mountain, so why don't you play with me when you go down the mountain?"
Chi Ruo took a step back calmly, raised his eyes slightly, and looked at the woman standing beside him without hesitation at all. She was wearing a light veil, with a charming posture and charming eyes, which seemed to be infinitely charming.
The woman put the veil around her body pretending to be a gesture, revealing the white flowers on her chest, her eyes fluttered, and the man behind her took a deep breath, and half of her body softened.
Chi Ruo clasped his hands together, "This benefactor, I'm afraid she will attract mosquito bites by dressing like this."
The woman was stunned for a moment, thinking how could she be a dumbass, but there was a smile on her face: "Oh, my little master has red lips and white teeth, and a pair of peach blossom eyes. Look at the watery eyes, isn't that just for seduction! Sister accompanied me!" You are playing tricks, little master, you know the taste by eating marrow, why don’t you care about the rules and regulations, why don’t you follow the elder sister and return to vulgarity! Haha!”
What she said was very tempting, the woman seemed to be amused by her own words, she covered her cherry lips and giggled, and the people around who had nothing to do stopped to watch the good show of prostitutes seducing monks also giggled, unexpectedly And laughed.
"Monk, return to vulgarity!"
"This monk looks so handsome!"
"Little master, let's follow Sister Hong. You can't bear the loss. I'm afraid it will be eaten by others!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Chi Ruo stood still, and when the laughter gradually subsided, he paused every word, and asked very seriously: "My benefactor, are you really not afraid of mosquito bites?"
"..."
Everyone fell silent, and so did Sister Hong.
It is rare to meet a young and handsome monk. Sister Hong came forward to tease her on a whim. It would be even better if she could really be coaxed by herself to break the precept, but she just blushed and shy, Then she is also content, which shows that she is not old, and she can fight on the front line in person instead of being robbed of the limelight by the new top card Hua Suo!
But seeing that Taohua's eyes were full of sincerity, Sister Hong was choked up and unable to speak.
Is this dead monk really not understanding or pretending not to understand!
Sister Hong also wanted face, she gave a "cut", twisted her water snake's waist, and left with her red lips pouting, not forgetting to wink at the men watching the theater around her.
Facing this unruly monk and the booing onlookers, he managed to save face.
The people around saw that there was no good show before continuing, pointing at Chi Ruo and then slowly dispersed.
Only Chiruo was still standing there, thinking about whether there were mosquitoes in this Mid-Autumn Festival...
"fool!"
The small figure hiding in the corner shook his head, looked at Monk Jun who was still silently standing there in deep thought, and sighed, "I'm so dumb, I'm too embarrassed to take his things!"
……
If Chi Ruo was aimless, he walked slowly to another street, which was different from the street selling snacks just now, and the shops on both sides of this street were mostly interesting things such as jewelry and odd crafts. If you don't take your eyes off it, you have to pick up everything and play with it.
After playing with it, he ignored the look of the owner behind the stall looking forward to his purchase, and left.
The person who was not far behind him saw this scene too much, rolled his eyes, and "cut" it disdainfully, "This bald man looks like a dog, worse than me!"
Walking to the end of the street, there was a stall selling jewelry, if Chi Ruo walked over, the boss was taken aback, monk?
But at least it’s a customer, perhaps a young monk Sichun, and it’s not sure which girl he wants to buy it for. Thinking of this, the boss smiled on his face, “Little master, these are all fashionable at the moment, you choose!”
Chi Ruo picked up one of the hosta hairpins, his peach blossom eyes dazzled a little.
The boss hurriedly said: "Little master has good eyesight. This white jade hairpin is in the shape of a magnolia flower. It is a palace drawing from the palace! Those empresses also like it very much!"
They are all favorites of the empress, but there is no red bean among the flowers of this white jade hairpin.
Chi Ruo raised his eyes, "The benefactor's hairpin is much lighter than mine!"
He was telling the truth. People passing by all squinted and smiled. The boss snatched the white jade hairpin with an embarrassed expression, and said stingingly, "The monk bought this thing, and I am afraid that I don't know which girl will suffer! Let's go, don't hinder your uncle!"
If the imperial edict knew that he was chasing people away, he folded his palms together and bowed slightly, then he wanted to leave.
Seeing that he was about to leave, the boss heaved a sigh of relief, but saw that the monk stopped suddenly, stared at the mirror he had hung up, and touched his brow, not knowing what he was looking for, and suddenly became angry again, "Little Master, I said you, you are as beautiful as a flower than a woman, and now my son is still looking at the hairpin and the mirror, or you should just return to the vulgar and go with the Hong sister of Yinfang that day!"
This remark caused a burst of laughter from the good people.
Chi Ruo acted as if he had never heard of it, sighed slightly, and slowly turned the corner of the street.
The cinnabar mole between the eyebrows is gone, that's where my Buddha's mind is. I'm an ordinary person now, so I won't show up, but I feel a little empty in my heart. If I put the cake in my arms and take out another thing, then The white hosta with red beans embedded in the buckle looks like a drop of blood in the heart of the white flower.
Chiruo looked at it for a while, then raised his head to look at the sky, it was different from the eternally golden sky in the western sky, the sky in the world was as clear as a wash, with white clouds occasionally passing by, low and low as if within reach.
"It's a ball!" Chi Ruo's eyebrows are gentle, that white cloud is a ball...
"fool!"
A hoarse but still immature voice suddenly sounded in the ear, and a gust of wind followed.
Chi Ruo was startled, lowered his head, his hands were empty, and he was still holding the jade hairpin, but the jade hairpin had been snatched away!
A figure of a child in front of him was turning quickly into the alley, Chi Ruo raised his trousers and chased after him.
Panting voices were heard in the alley, Chiruo, who was full of sweat, was holding his stomach that was growling again, and he chased hard. Seeing that his feet were weak, and the child who had been running ahead was also tired, But the footsteps are still turning back and forth, much lighter than Chi Ruo's heavier footsteps.
"Tsk, why haven't you shaken it off yet?" At a corner, the child turned a corner, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced behind him, and the monk in white clothes that had turned into gray clothes still stumbled behind him.
"Because you are a pig!" A joking voice sounded in front of the child, the voice sounded immature, but the words were mature, "Such a stupid bald man, you have to grab him, and if you snatch him, you still can't get rid of him!"
Hearing the sound, the child's eyes widened immediately, and he looked fiercely at the front, standing crookedly against the wall, like a boneless little beggar.
He is a beggar like him, but his figure is much smaller than him, his voice has changed, and the boneless man in front of him is still a green ass!
Although it is a green ass, but... the child gritted his teeth and hid the white jade hairpin behind him. The little beggar was a little funny seeing him being so cautious, "Do you think you are stupider than him!"
The sound of footsteps approaching behind him, Chi Ruo also chased after him, turned a corner, and suddenly saw one more person, and the momentum seemed a bit tense, he stopped, the child was in ragged clothes, and his dirty hands were still tight Holding the white jade hairpin tightly, seeing him catching up, she also turned her head and stared at him fiercely.
Chiruo lowered his eyes and felt compassion in his heart. If it wasn't for the white jade hairpin that was the cause and effect of his calamity, it wouldn't matter if he gave it to him. Thinking so, he took out a big pancake from his bosom and said in a warm voice: "If you are hungry, Just eat this! That hairpin..."
Chi Ruo looked troubled.
The child with a fierce look hadn't spoken yet, only to hear the little beggar who was leaning against the wall burst out laughing suddenly, the smile was quite energetic, he clutched his stomach, and laughed so hard that tears flowed out.
The child who snatched the hairpin turned his head and said viciously: "Mangy dog, laugh at me!"
Chi Ruo hurriedly said: "How can this little benefactor slander others like this?"
"None of your business! Shut up, idiot!" The child turned around again, feeling deeply that at this moment he was a wolf in front of him and a tiger in back, and a little mouse in the middle!
Chi Ruo sighed slightly, "Little benefactor, would you not be happy to be kind to others? You speak so viciously...Huh?"
The child only felt a gust of wind pass by, and before he could react, the boneless blue buttocks that were still leaning against the wall were already standing behind the monk, shaking the crystal white jade hairpin in his hand triumphantly, and then the bones seemed to disappear again Same, lazily leaned on Chiruo.
Chi Ruo also didn't react very quickly, until he felt a little more weight behind him for no reason, then he realized that there was someone behind him, turned his head, and it was the little beggar who was standing on the other side just now.
Suddenly his hand felt cold, and he turned his head, the cake in his hand was gone. Seeing that the jade hairpin could not be found, the vicious child had to retreat and snatch the cake.
Chiruo: "..."
The cake doesn't matter, just take it away!
"Cut!" A voice of disdain came from behind, Chi Ruo turned his head and saw the boneless little beggar gave him a blank look, "Stupid monk, pay you back!"
The white jade hairpin returned to Chiruo's hand, and the little beggar stood up and walked forward crookedly.
Chi Ruo was still in the same place, and after a while, the little beggar turned around, "You bald man, you are stupid if you say you are stupid, hurry up and follow, in a moment, your precious hairpin will be gone again! "
The little beggar waved his hand, leaned against the wall again, and lazily said: "I want to cover you, so don't follow closely!"
Chi Ruo hurriedly put away the white jade hairpin and followed, the little beggar saw him approaching, and opened a pair of dark eyes, "I don't want to walk."
The little beggar was dressed in rags. He was wearing a single shirt with sleeves on one side and no sleeves on the other, which could barely cover his knees, so he had no trousers. Of course, he was naked under the hem of his clothes. Beggars are not indecent, and no one cares about them.
But Chiruo frowned, not only was he dressed like this, but also barefoot, and his feet were also pitch-black, with many bluish boils. He took off his monk robe, wrapped the surprised little beggar in his arms, and carried it on his back. stand up.
The little beggar lay on Chiruo's back, although his original intention was the same, but he didn't expect this stupid monk to be able to comprehend it so quickly, put it into action and do it better.
The monk's robe just taken off still carried the warmth of a monk, the little beggar flicked his feet, twisted on Chiruo's back, found a comfortable position by himself, and directed Chiruo where to go.
"Don't look at me being dirty," the little beggar said on Chiruo's back, "I love cleanliness very much. Others only take a bath once every three months, but I once a month!"
"I don't think the little benefactor is dirty. Dirt and mud are unavoidable for mortal bodies, but in the end it's just dirt outside the body. It's enough to cleanse and take a bath, so don't worry about it." Chi Ruowen said.
The little beggar blinked, "Oh, monk!"
Chiruo: "?"
"It's here, let me down!"
The little beggar clapped his hands, and suddenly a cat jumped out.
The author has something to say: (minor revision)
People from all over the world probably came, and the streets were bustling with each other for a moment. Chi Ruo was holding the cake tightly, looking at the novelties on both sides of the road, and listening to the yelling of each one better than the other.
"Hey, this little master is also here to go to the rally, it's really rare!" A burst of fragrance hit, Chiruo took a sip, dizzy and dizzy, silently holding his breath, a catkin lightly rested on Chiruo's shoulder Caressing slowly, "Little master, I'm afraid I can't stand the desertedness on the mountain, so why don't you play with me when you go down the mountain?"
Chi Ruo took a step back calmly, raised his eyes slightly, and looked at the woman standing beside him without hesitation at all. She was wearing a light veil, with a charming posture and charming eyes, which seemed to be infinitely charming.
The woman put the veil around her body pretending to be a gesture, revealing the white flowers on her chest, her eyes fluttered, and the man behind her took a deep breath, and half of her body softened.
Chi Ruo clasped his hands together, "This benefactor, I'm afraid she will attract mosquito bites by dressing like this."
The woman was stunned for a moment, thinking how could she be a dumbass, but there was a smile on her face: "Oh, my little master has red lips and white teeth, and a pair of peach blossom eyes. Look at the watery eyes, isn't that just for seduction! Sister accompanied me!" You are playing tricks, little master, you know the taste by eating marrow, why don’t you care about the rules and regulations, why don’t you follow the elder sister and return to vulgarity! Haha!”
What she said was very tempting, the woman seemed to be amused by her own words, she covered her cherry lips and giggled, and the people around who had nothing to do stopped to watch the good show of prostitutes seducing monks also giggled, unexpectedly And laughed.
"Monk, return to vulgarity!"
"This monk looks so handsome!"
"Little master, let's follow Sister Hong. You can't bear the loss. I'm afraid it will be eaten by others!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Chi Ruo stood still, and when the laughter gradually subsided, he paused every word, and asked very seriously: "My benefactor, are you really not afraid of mosquito bites?"
"..."
Everyone fell silent, and so did Sister Hong.
It is rare to meet a young and handsome monk. Sister Hong came forward to tease her on a whim. It would be even better if she could really be coaxed by herself to break the precept, but she just blushed and shy, Then she is also content, which shows that she is not old, and she can fight on the front line in person instead of being robbed of the limelight by the new top card Hua Suo!
But seeing that Taohua's eyes were full of sincerity, Sister Hong was choked up and unable to speak.
Is this dead monk really not understanding or pretending not to understand!
Sister Hong also wanted face, she gave a "cut", twisted her water snake's waist, and left with her red lips pouting, not forgetting to wink at the men watching the theater around her.
Facing this unruly monk and the booing onlookers, he managed to save face.
The people around saw that there was no good show before continuing, pointing at Chi Ruo and then slowly dispersed.
Only Chiruo was still standing there, thinking about whether there were mosquitoes in this Mid-Autumn Festival...
"fool!"
The small figure hiding in the corner shook his head, looked at Monk Jun who was still silently standing there in deep thought, and sighed, "I'm so dumb, I'm too embarrassed to take his things!"
……
If Chi Ruo was aimless, he walked slowly to another street, which was different from the street selling snacks just now, and the shops on both sides of this street were mostly interesting things such as jewelry and odd crafts. If you don't take your eyes off it, you have to pick up everything and play with it.
After playing with it, he ignored the look of the owner behind the stall looking forward to his purchase, and left.
The person who was not far behind him saw this scene too much, rolled his eyes, and "cut" it disdainfully, "This bald man looks like a dog, worse than me!"
Walking to the end of the street, there was a stall selling jewelry, if Chi Ruo walked over, the boss was taken aback, monk?
But at least it’s a customer, perhaps a young monk Sichun, and it’s not sure which girl he wants to buy it for. Thinking of this, the boss smiled on his face, “Little master, these are all fashionable at the moment, you choose!”
Chi Ruo picked up one of the hosta hairpins, his peach blossom eyes dazzled a little.
The boss hurriedly said: "Little master has good eyesight. This white jade hairpin is in the shape of a magnolia flower. It is a palace drawing from the palace! Those empresses also like it very much!"
They are all favorites of the empress, but there is no red bean among the flowers of this white jade hairpin.
Chi Ruo raised his eyes, "The benefactor's hairpin is much lighter than mine!"
He was telling the truth. People passing by all squinted and smiled. The boss snatched the white jade hairpin with an embarrassed expression, and said stingingly, "The monk bought this thing, and I am afraid that I don't know which girl will suffer! Let's go, don't hinder your uncle!"
If the imperial edict knew that he was chasing people away, he folded his palms together and bowed slightly, then he wanted to leave.
Seeing that he was about to leave, the boss heaved a sigh of relief, but saw that the monk stopped suddenly, stared at the mirror he had hung up, and touched his brow, not knowing what he was looking for, and suddenly became angry again, "Little Master, I said you, you are as beautiful as a flower than a woman, and now my son is still looking at the hairpin and the mirror, or you should just return to the vulgar and go with the Hong sister of Yinfang that day!"
This remark caused a burst of laughter from the good people.
Chi Ruo acted as if he had never heard of it, sighed slightly, and slowly turned the corner of the street.
The cinnabar mole between the eyebrows is gone, that's where my Buddha's mind is. I'm an ordinary person now, so I won't show up, but I feel a little empty in my heart. If I put the cake in my arms and take out another thing, then The white hosta with red beans embedded in the buckle looks like a drop of blood in the heart of the white flower.
Chiruo looked at it for a while, then raised his head to look at the sky, it was different from the eternally golden sky in the western sky, the sky in the world was as clear as a wash, with white clouds occasionally passing by, low and low as if within reach.
"It's a ball!" Chi Ruo's eyebrows are gentle, that white cloud is a ball...
"fool!"
A hoarse but still immature voice suddenly sounded in the ear, and a gust of wind followed.
Chi Ruo was startled, lowered his head, his hands were empty, and he was still holding the jade hairpin, but the jade hairpin had been snatched away!
A figure of a child in front of him was turning quickly into the alley, Chi Ruo raised his trousers and chased after him.
Panting voices were heard in the alley, Chiruo, who was full of sweat, was holding his stomach that was growling again, and he chased hard. Seeing that his feet were weak, and the child who had been running ahead was also tired, But the footsteps are still turning back and forth, much lighter than Chi Ruo's heavier footsteps.
"Tsk, why haven't you shaken it off yet?" At a corner, the child turned a corner, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced behind him, and the monk in white clothes that had turned into gray clothes still stumbled behind him.
"Because you are a pig!" A joking voice sounded in front of the child, the voice sounded immature, but the words were mature, "Such a stupid bald man, you have to grab him, and if you snatch him, you still can't get rid of him!"
Hearing the sound, the child's eyes widened immediately, and he looked fiercely at the front, standing crookedly against the wall, like a boneless little beggar.
He is a beggar like him, but his figure is much smaller than him, his voice has changed, and the boneless man in front of him is still a green ass!
Although it is a green ass, but... the child gritted his teeth and hid the white jade hairpin behind him. The little beggar was a little funny seeing him being so cautious, "Do you think you are stupider than him!"
The sound of footsteps approaching behind him, Chi Ruo also chased after him, turned a corner, and suddenly saw one more person, and the momentum seemed a bit tense, he stopped, the child was in ragged clothes, and his dirty hands were still tight Holding the white jade hairpin tightly, seeing him catching up, she also turned her head and stared at him fiercely.
Chiruo lowered his eyes and felt compassion in his heart. If it wasn't for the white jade hairpin that was the cause and effect of his calamity, it wouldn't matter if he gave it to him. Thinking so, he took out a big pancake from his bosom and said in a warm voice: "If you are hungry, Just eat this! That hairpin..."
Chi Ruo looked troubled.
The child with a fierce look hadn't spoken yet, only to hear the little beggar who was leaning against the wall burst out laughing suddenly, the smile was quite energetic, he clutched his stomach, and laughed so hard that tears flowed out.
The child who snatched the hairpin turned his head and said viciously: "Mangy dog, laugh at me!"
Chi Ruo hurriedly said: "How can this little benefactor slander others like this?"
"None of your business! Shut up, idiot!" The child turned around again, feeling deeply that at this moment he was a wolf in front of him and a tiger in back, and a little mouse in the middle!
Chi Ruo sighed slightly, "Little benefactor, would you not be happy to be kind to others? You speak so viciously...Huh?"
The child only felt a gust of wind pass by, and before he could react, the boneless blue buttocks that were still leaning against the wall were already standing behind the monk, shaking the crystal white jade hairpin in his hand triumphantly, and then the bones seemed to disappear again Same, lazily leaned on Chiruo.
Chi Ruo also didn't react very quickly, until he felt a little more weight behind him for no reason, then he realized that there was someone behind him, turned his head, and it was the little beggar who was standing on the other side just now.
Suddenly his hand felt cold, and he turned his head, the cake in his hand was gone. Seeing that the jade hairpin could not be found, the vicious child had to retreat and snatch the cake.
Chiruo: "..."
The cake doesn't matter, just take it away!
"Cut!" A voice of disdain came from behind, Chi Ruo turned his head and saw the boneless little beggar gave him a blank look, "Stupid monk, pay you back!"
The white jade hairpin returned to Chiruo's hand, and the little beggar stood up and walked forward crookedly.
Chi Ruo was still in the same place, and after a while, the little beggar turned around, "You bald man, you are stupid if you say you are stupid, hurry up and follow, in a moment, your precious hairpin will be gone again! "
The little beggar waved his hand, leaned against the wall again, and lazily said: "I want to cover you, so don't follow closely!"
Chi Ruo hurriedly put away the white jade hairpin and followed, the little beggar saw him approaching, and opened a pair of dark eyes, "I don't want to walk."
The little beggar was dressed in rags. He was wearing a single shirt with sleeves on one side and no sleeves on the other, which could barely cover his knees, so he had no trousers. Of course, he was naked under the hem of his clothes. Beggars are not indecent, and no one cares about them.
But Chiruo frowned, not only was he dressed like this, but also barefoot, and his feet were also pitch-black, with many bluish boils. He took off his monk robe, wrapped the surprised little beggar in his arms, and carried it on his back. stand up.
The little beggar lay on Chiruo's back, although his original intention was the same, but he didn't expect this stupid monk to be able to comprehend it so quickly, put it into action and do it better.
The monk's robe just taken off still carried the warmth of a monk, the little beggar flicked his feet, twisted on Chiruo's back, found a comfortable position by himself, and directed Chiruo where to go.
"Don't look at me being dirty," the little beggar said on Chiruo's back, "I love cleanliness very much. Others only take a bath once every three months, but I once a month!"
"I don't think the little benefactor is dirty. Dirt and mud are unavoidable for mortal bodies, but in the end it's just dirt outside the body. It's enough to cleanse and take a bath, so don't worry about it." Chi Ruowen said.
The little beggar blinked, "Oh, monk!"
Chiruo: "?"
"It's here, let me down!"
The little beggar clapped his hands, and suddenly a cat jumped out.
The author has something to say: (minor revision)
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