my girlfriend is lily

?Did you secretly pawn off sweaters and cotton clothes? "

My cousin and I have a deep brotherly relationship. When I was a child, my cousin took me out for a while when we were on vacation. As a result, he got off the bus and left me on the bus. My cousin also said that he would help me with my homework, but he lied to me. I took away my snacks for three days.

The cousin said dissatisfiedly: "You can't expect me to be better? Isn't there a lot of goods in my box? How can I put clothes?"

"Can your goods get on the plane?" I asked my cousin.

My cousin is selectively deaf, and he was determined to wear my clothes.

"Besides, I won't be able to wear your clothes for a few days, and I'll be leaving school in two days. Hey! I like this one!"

As the cousin said, he put on a short-sleeved shirt that was only worn in summer according to the fitting mirror in the closet.It's still snowing now.

Zhiying went to the strawberry farm to pick strawberries. She walked slowly in the shed like a walk, and carefully selected curvy, rosy and beautiful strawberries and put them into the basket.

Zhiying keeps herself clean, and resolutely refuses to eat ugly food.

Take the tangerines as an example. Many tangerines are twisted into pear shapes, and the skin is numb and wrinkled, but they are sweet and juicy. It tastes like the fruit is bursting in the mouth; besides, the silkworm chrysalis, the It is nutritious, because of its wretched appearance, the young lady always avoids it every time she visits the market.

Zhiying harvested a large bag of strawberries, and she went into the kitchen to make strawberry jam.First cut the strawberries into cubes, put them into the milk pan to heat, and then add sugar.Zhiying took out a lemon from the refrigerator again, squeezed it into juice and poured it into the milk pot.The finished strawberry jam was put into a glass bottle by Zhiying, ready to be mailed out.

Zhiying ate strawberries and posted on Weibo. Except for Xiaochun, fans overwhelmingly came to like it. The first person who liked it won a small bottle of strawberry jam. This luckyboy is me.

I actually clicked the thumbs up because of slippery hands. When Zhiying gave me the jam, I thought it was because of my boyfriend’s status. I said to her desperately: "You are so good to me, I feel so uneasy Nah."

Zhiying: "Huh? Who would have thought that your hands are so fast, and you are usually so slow in responding, but when you say that there is a gift for the first praise, it is as fast as sitting on a sky monkey!"

"Ah! Please don't use rhetoric when you talk about me. It's really uncomfortable to be ridiculed by you!"

On New Year's Eve, little fresh girl Angle's younger sister washed her hair early in the morning, and then pestered little fresh girl for a curling iron.

The little fresh girl helped her younger sister curl her wet hair. The younger sister was sitting on a chair, fiddling with the hair rope, shaking her feet and humming, looking in the mirror from time to time.

Angle's younger sister is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp. This kid doesn't like studying very much, but she likes to supervise his little boyfriend's homework!This is probably the mood of looking forward to your husband Jackie Chan. Angle said bluntly to his sister: "You are such an ignorant kid, how annoying and annoying! If I gave birth to a child like you...choke to death on the spot." Angle made a pinch gesture It is also accompanied by the sound of 'slightly'.

The younger sister fought back non-stop: "Why do I bother you? I don't like you to squat in the corner and don't appear in front of my eyes. Besides, you were not like this when you were a child? Maybe you are like a big lunatic... ..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Ah! It hurts..."

Chun went to the small park to catch starfish. The starfish mentioned here are not creatures in the sea, but transparent, elastic, colorful balls that are easy to pinch and explode. It is said that if kept in water, they will eventually become It grows and develops into a five-pointed star.

Chun held the fishing net for a long time and couldn't catch it, but the children gathered beside her were able to catch the starfish, "Look at me catching one, it's beautiful!" "Wow! It looks so good!"

Chun was not convinced, she pressed the hat, and said to the boss: "I want to buy two yuan!"

I was in a good mood after getting the colorful starfish, and immediately sent a 50 yuan red envelope to the Wechat group of the Tea Art Club. The members who usually don't like to talk were bombed out by this torpedo, as if the goddess of spring came to revive everything.

My dad woke up in the morning and said to me: "Grabbing red envelopes is the most deceitful thing. You can't get as much as you give out. Go, go with dad to give your grandparents New Year's greetings."

My grandfather chatted with my cousin, and I acted as an interpreter.Grandpa: "Do you have enough money to spend?" Cousin: "It's enough, I'm a micro-business, and I can make money by myself." My cousin's tone is very proud.

Grandpa asked his queen translator: "What is WeChat business?"

Me: "Just sell things on WeChat."

"What are you selling?" my grandpa asked my cousin.

"Cosmetics" said the cousin cheerfully.

Grandpa: "Sell peanuts, peanuts are good!" Grandpa loves peanuts ().

I have personally heard my cousin chatting with people, "If you want to clean pores, you can try enzyme cleansing powder, exfoliating facial cleanser, and calendula toner...." My cousin told him The first-rate eloquent who can give speeches on stage at any time talked enthusiastically and patiently for a long time, and finally the other party took a fancy to that toner, but my cousin said to someone: "I don't sell this."

I flipped through the photo album, and compared the New Year’s Eve dinners this year, last year, and the year before last, I made a major discovery. My New Year’s Eve dinner has not changed for at least three years!And the one closest to me has always been pork skin jelly. I think next time I have to set the table myself, at least put my favorite food in front of me.

I suggest that the chef who is not enterprising try new dishes. I strongly recommend the open-back shrimp with garlic, and self-recommended to do the job of picking the shrimp intestines and pressing the garlic, but in fact I just like the shredded konjac inside.

"Can't you go to 711 and buy Kanto cooking?" the chef of the New Year's Eve dinner choked.

After the New Year’s Eve dinner, my cousin set off the fireworks, and I stood and watched regretfully, thinking that the fireworks all over the sky were really spectacular.

In the evening, my parents and I took a taxi home. My dad drank too much and kept greeting the driver. The taxi driver didn't bother to talk to him.My mother looked at the night scene outside the car window silently. I knew she wanted to pretend that she didn't know my dad, although it didn't help.

I sat in the car and joked that my dad even recorded it and planned to give him a surprise when he sobered up.

I remember that when I was a child, I once rode in a black car with my parents in a big black sky. Just as the drivers were changing shifts, the two drivers were chattering about something.

I thought that the two of them were discussing some conspiracy, and I was terrified.

My first thought was: our whole family is here, if we are kidnapped, who would you call for a ransom?Hey, how can I make you realize the fact that there is no ransom!

What to do!What to do!I was so anxious that I was sweating, but my parents looked calm.

"Uh uh uh uh uh uh..." I was anxious and scared, so I was forced to use the language of our planet, revealing my identity as a galactic nobleman.

"Ah! Are you swollen?" My mother noticed the strangeness first, and sure enough, my heart and yours are connected.

"You, you...... Something stuck in your throat?!" My mother exclaimed, and before I could react with tears in my eyes, my dad next to me hurriedly pulled me over, and couldn't help saying pry my mouth open...

The uncle driver who was wronged by me is definitely a good person, otherwise, why would he drag us to the children's hospital with one kick of the accelerator.

As soon as the taxi stopped at the door of my house, my mother opened the door and got off immediately. My father said, "Dongyu, I lost money playing mahjong. Let me see how much money I have left."

When the driver heard this, he was afraid that my father would renege on his debt, so the countermeasure he adopted was 'I'll stare at~'.

The driver closely watched my dad's every move to see if he could figure out the money for the car.

My dad tightened his eight-character eyebrows: "Here...doesn't seem to be there, there...well, there isn't any..."

In the end, I couldn't wait any longer, took out the New Year's red envelope that hadn't been warmed up, and took out a new version of the local tyrant Jinma slip and handed it in.

Chapter 14

In fact, Xiaochun is still very protective of Chun's father. When Xiaochun opened the refrigerator door to get snacks, he heard his grandmother say to his little aunt: "I want to find a boyfriend who is better than your brother-in-law."

Xiaochun didn't want to do it now, and wailed: "Is my father very bad?"

Xiao Chun thinks Chun's father is the best, how could he be better than my father?snort!

Dad Chun: "Do you have any Coke left?"

Chun: "It's in the refrigerator, why drink the leftovers? Really, I'm so embarrassed."

Dad Chun: "No, I use it to clean the toilet. I heard people say that Coke can clean the toilet!"

Chun: "..."

Chun has a super possessive desire. Before kindergarten, whenever he saw a slightly prettier illustration in a book, he would tear off that page and keep it for himself without hesitation.

Dad Chun: Are my daughter's hands scissors?Why do you love tearing up books so much! This is not okay.

Chun's father beat Xiao Chun up (╥╯^╰╥). He thought Chun was too young to remember things, but Xiao Chun loves to trouble her father when he grows up.

The appearance of Chun's father is a 180-pound burly man. He often appears at the gate of the elementary school as a gangster brother, but he does not come to ask the elementary school students for protection money, but to pick Xiaochun up after school.

On this day, the asphalt road directly under the car window of Chun's father, who picked up the child on time, had melon seeds scattered in disorder.

Unfortunately, Xiaochun found out, and Xiaochun justly accused his father of not caring about public health, but his father argued that it was not the melon seeds ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ that he vomited.

Unfortunately, the excuse is invalid.

As soon as Chun got into the car, he searched the car like a super police dog and arrived at the car.