my girlfriend is lily

Papa laughed and burst into tears: "Hahahaha, you still can't speak clearly! Are you a novelist of Che Rulu?" ╭(-m-*)╮

"Baba, (-)∧(-) You haven't heard this song: Idon'tneedaparachute~∮Babyifl'vegotyou~∮Babyifl'vegotyou~∮ldon'tneedaparachute~...This is called a thimble loop, It's a clever method."

I was flipping through "Huajiang", Chun sent a birthday celebration video, and Jiashu played it on the big-screen TV.

Unlike the twilight outside the window, which has already darkened, the video shows a clear daytime.

The location in the video is the school library. Chun walked around the study room in the library, and the study room was full of people and there was no sound.

Chun stopped next to a girl wearing white earphones, it was the little girl Angel, she was intoxicated watching a live concert, she raised her head and showed a sweet smile to the camera, at this time she was wearing a cloak and dressed as a vampire The singer said, "You will all be bitten." After speaking, he flew over the full audience and flew onto the stage with Wia.

Chun bid farewell to the little fresh girl and continued walking. Zhiying appeared in the video. She was sitting in front of the desk with her mouth raised, holding up the white paper with "Happy Birthday" written in thick and colorful lines, covering her mouth and only showing the upper part of her face.

After leaving Zhiying, Chun started to leave again, the camera was shaking non-stop, in the coffee shop, Chun watched the camera and ate the matcha ice cream in the short cup one by one.

Seeing this, Jiashu thought to himself: Are you so angry that I can't eat it?

Jiashu cut open several bags of large bags of potato chips in different colors. He took out potato chips of different flavors from different bags and stacked them one by one to form a potato burger.With a groan, he took a bite hard, and the chips of potato chips either stuck to his face or fell to the ground.

The progress bar of the video continued, and Chun left the library.As soon as she got outside, she ran all the way like a pony full of energy, and she didn't forget to say to the camera: "I'm preparing a cake!"

Jiashu thought: finally something happened, I thought the speaker was broken!

As Chun said, she took out a cut-out drawing of a double-layer cake pattern, and she aligned the blank on the drawing paper with the pine tree, "green".

Jia Shu: Cut!

She pointed at the sky, "blue".

Jia Shu: Cut!

Chun went to the canteen to buy a paint sprayer, and sprayed out the graffiti of a pink cake. Jia Shu: Pediatrics, cut!

The heroine of "Turtle Speed ​​Man and Octopus Girl" is an octopus spirit who loves to eat octopus balls (it's like Zhu Bajie gnawing on pig's trotters, it's scary to think about it).

But Octopus Girl will reveal her original shape as soon as she eats octopus balls—her real body is a dreamy purple octopus with slimy tentacles (like the mermaid princess, the upper body is human, and the lower body is octopus octopus), so Octopus Girl only Dare to secretly enjoy your favorite delicious octopus balls when you are alone.

People who don't know the inside story always think that Octopus Girl is just an ordinary female high school student. Octopus Girl works in a western restaurant on weekends. Due to her flexible fingers (probably due to the effect of slippery mucus ←_←), her personal skills are Holding the plate, the plate is obediently sucked tightly to the hand, no matter how you turn it, it will not fall to the ground.

When she was working, the little girl combed her ponytail high, she was so energetic!She wears a dark green lace apron around her waist, and her left and right hands are raised and lowered like a juggler, with each hand firmly holding six plates, plates or bowls for salads, fried chicken, cakes, etc. .

As soon as she came out of the back kitchen, the guests stared at her anxiously, for fear that she would waste the food crackling if she missed a chance. The octopus girl danced between the tables like a cabbage butterfly. Full of praise, because since Octopus Girl came to work, he can hire one less employee.

It's almost time for the school's grass-roots male protagonist to appear on the stage. The male protagonist is 180+ tall and is a walking pole.The big, silly male lead is an out-and-out slow guy, he does everything slowly, being late for school sadly, and not finishing his homework until late at night is commonplace.

As for the octopus girl, it is completely different. When doing homework, one tentacle can do arithmetic, one tentacle draws, one touch writes... When cooking, one tentacle can cut vegetables, one tentacle Stir fry with one tentacle, add seasoning with one tentacle... When taking a bath, you can roll up the shower head with one tentacle, wash your face with one tentacle, and apply shower gel with one tentacle... So, the octopus girl is extremely efficient Gao, living easily in the world.

I put down the novel, rested my eyes and challenged Jia Shu: "As a boy, how did you grow such a cute girly heart?"

Jiashu said hypocritically: "What's wrong with the girl's heart, are you envious of me? My heart is pink!"

I was not convinced: "Then do you know Girl's Day?"

Jiashu started Sharingan to fight back: "Then you know? Tell me about it!"

The question I didn't want to ask myself was asked back unchanged, so I was defeated, "I don't know either."

The members of the tea art club go to the newsstand to buy the "Huajiang" which publishes the president's novels (in fact, many stories in the magazine are much better than the president's writing, and it is said that the members only buy magazines to read other novels. Bored and unwilling to watch the president's work), the new function of the tea art club is to honorably become the rapid Amway channel of "Turtle Speed ​​Man and Octopus Girl".

Chun said to Jiashu: "A lot of writers are actually elementary school students, but they also write better than you."

Jiashu sobbed when she heard it, and Angel added: "My younger sister just wrote a harem drama, Fanxiang is not bad." However, the essays that Angel's sister handed over to the teacher are all three-paragraph journals without exception.

Jia Shu: What the hell is this?Let's stop writing traditional romance!

Zhiying: "Wow! I thought of a good subject." Everyone looked at her in unison.

"That's right, longlongago, there is a little boy who helps his mother with housework and takes care of his younger siblings and elder sister. As for him, he is very lonely, so he went to buy gastronomy, and later twisted out beautiful sisters... …”

Jia Shu: "Sister Gacha, where have I seen this familiar plot, Zhiying, your idea has been plagiarized 233333."

Jiashu and I went downstairs to have a buffet dinner.At 11 o'clock in the evening, Kashu, an admirer of Miss Kinoshita, volunteered to fulfill the mission of foodie, and posted food broadcasts when most people were too hungry to sleep.

I thought to myself: You poisoned me late at night, I seriously doubt it is revenge for those who did not attend your birthday party.

Click on the video: Jiashu sits contentedly behind the table. There are only various sauces on his plate, but no food.

After dinner, I read on without burden: Jiashu raised the knife and fork from the tablecloth with a bright smile, he put the fork into his mouth, then opened his mouth wide like a crocodile, and unexpectedly pulled out a ball of meat from the hole in his mouth. The black and red foreign object has shocked the hearts of the viewers.

However, the performer Jiashu put the foreign object into the plate, and with the help of a knife, he spread out the ball rolled up on the fork, and a piece of bloody medium-rare steak suddenly appeared on the plate! ∑q|Д|p! !

Next, Jiashu sucked two or three scoops of soft yellow jelly from his mouth, and they formed a tempting pudding on the plate.

At this time, I have realized that Jiashu's video is played backwards.

Jiashu's chewing mouth spit out fried chicken nuggets, spare ribs, and egg tarts... He still didn't forget to put the spit out food into different plates.

The most terrible thing is that Jia Shu solemnly took the chopsticks and skillfully pulled out big lumps of noodles with meat sauce from his mouth, this selfish person!Have you ever considered the feeling in the belly of the bystander?ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

Chapter 12

Zhiying completed the 800-meter physical test, and she was so exhausted that her soul went out of her body. She tossed and splashed water on the playground, desperately looking for water like a desert animal.

The first thing she thought of was the "big teacup" near the apartment. She stared at the store sign and crossed the road in disbelief. She suddenly remembered that the pockets of the sportswear should be empty, and the pocket money was in the jacket she had changed.Unwillingly, she took out her pockets and trousers, there really is no such thing as a miracle.

All she owns is a card in a SpongeBob SquarePants card set.Can the big teacup be credited?Should...can't be.

Zhiying managed to move to the cafeteria, but the door of the cafeteria was locked.

我们的抠门学校牟足劲地节省水电费，食堂只在6:00—9:00、11:00—14:00、16:00—21:00的时段内开门，其余时间不营业。知英阅读完营业时刻表灰心地离开，此时失水的细胞们纷纷发出补充水分的警报。

Zhiying moved towards the supermarket with a flashing red light and the battery was less than 10%. Passing the small garden of the apartment, Zhiying saw a broken copper in the long rubber water pipe on the ground. The wet cement bricks left the water that only after the rain and snow melted.

The chestnut-haired kitten approached the stagnant water with its body bowed and its tail cocked. It buried its head and licked the water with its tongue. It was so cute.Zhiying, who was in a trance due to thirst, fantasized about the taste of watering flowers on the ground.

Zhiying remembers that the supermarket can clock in. She entered the supermarket, picked up the cold brew tea and went straight to the checkout