typo subject and virgin attack

"Well, you missed me...you can call me too." Feng Yi's voice was very low, and it came over the phone, making Mo Hanfei feel as if he heard the evil president in a radio play coming to him, and his heart skipped a beat. Shoot, I don't know how to answer.

Feng Yi seemed to see Mo Hanfei's stupefied look, and chuckled lightly without urging him. The sound of breathing came from the other end of the phone, and Mo Hanfei inexplicably felt that the surroundings were separated even though they were separated by a mobile phone. The air is starting to heat up.

"Cough, boss..." Mo Hanfei wanted to break the weird silence, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the male god: "What do you call me?"

"Well, boss." Any questions?When Mo Hanfei heard the male god's displeased tone, something seemed really wrong.But what to call it?God?Honey?Who can call such a nasty name!Mo Hanfei rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, and before the male god got angry, he asked humbly, "Well, what do you think is a better name?"

"I told you, do you just call me?" On the other end of the phone, the male god's voice carried an irresistible charm.Mo Hanfei wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, the male god is already tempting himself, he is still holding on to the wool!Mo Hanfei resolutely smashed all his few remaining morals into scum, and replied firmly: "Whatever you say is what you say!" o(￣ヘ￣o*)[make a fist!]

Feng Yi didn't expect that after a phone call, the cerebellum fan became more courageous, so he also thought of teasing, went to the bed, and lazily said: "Then call me husband, come and listen."

"Husband!" Mo Hanfei yelled angrily, only to be belatedly aware of what the hell he said, his head froze with a bang, and he pulled out the battery of the phone.

Mo Hanfei hugged the quilt and stared at the ceiling in a daze, his brain reaction was still a little slow.He just shamelessly called the male god husband! (*/ω＼*)←Who is such a rippling person?Get out of his body!He must not be the one who talked to the male god on the phone before, there must be something dirty attached to him!It must be so!Go to bed first, and explain clearly to the male god tomorrow!

So Mo Hanfei fell asleep and fell asleep, leaving the male god who was hung up on the phone listening to the voice of "calling the user has been shut down" with a gloomy expression, wondering what he was thinking.

Early the next morning, Mo Hanfei got up early without the alarm clock ringing.After he finished his breakfast humming a song slowly, he remembered a very serious problem. Today is Monday, he seems to be late for work!The male god was not in the company, so he didn't bother to tidy himself up, so he put on a casual outfit, grabbed the dismembered mobile phone and change, and hurried out.

By the time Mo Hanfei lay down on his desk and gasped for breath, it was already ten o'clock in the morning.But because he was still an intern, he didn't have any work for a while. The secretaries and sisters around him were busy with their own things and had no time to talk to him. It seemed that no one noticed that a cute little brother ♂ was late, so Mo Hanfei started Guiltily touched the fish.

Logged in to □□, there was a bombardment of messages as expected, but there was no male god among them, Mo Hanfei was a little disappointed.He picked up his phone and sent a text message to the male god.

[[Kiss] o(*￣3￣)o almost forgot to go to work today, I am not used to the life of going to work at all┭┮﹏┭┮】

The male god didn't know what he was doing, and the text message was replied very quickly. Before Mo Hanfei had time to read the message of □□, the phone vibrated.

[Well, if you don't want to go to work, stay at home obediently and I will take care of you.Also, do you remember what to call me? 】

Mo Hanfei read the male god's short sentence back and forth more than a dozen times, and he always felt that the "um" at the beginning was a response to his kiss (*/ω＼*) and the question mark at the end, he could completely imagine With the small ending sound of the male god's ecstasy, and that very seductive tone, the tips of the ears immediately turned red.I looked around and found that I didn't notice myself, so I replied immediately.

[(*/ω＼*) No~ I can also make money to support my family! (*￣)(￣▽￣*)ゞ[kiss]]

After Mo Hanfei sent the text message, he still felt his face was a little hot, so he quickly read the message to divert his attention.It was a headache to see a row of messages, so I closed my eyes and clicked on the top one.

You can’t eat Ganoderma lucidum: Typo Shoukuai agrees to join the group! ! !

Mo Jun: == There is always a premonition that something is going wrong! ╭(╯^╰)╮Don’t add it!

Can't eat Ganoderma lucidum: You are finally online! !Look here! 【URL Link】[Blowing Kiss](*￣3￣)╭Good luck

Mo Hanfei opened the link in doubt, and a text message came in on his phone.The male god's information is naturally the most important, so Mo Hanfei decisively abandoned the computer!

【Um?If you don't listen, don't kiss me]

[Where is my disobedience (ノへ￣,) it is you who bully others]

【How did I bully someone? 】

【╭(╯^╰)╮You don’t give me a kiss! 】

【Like kiss so much?Wait for me to go back...]

Mo Hanfei looked at the male god's last ellipsis, couldn't help shivering, and tightened his clothes.He seems to have discovered a new attribute of a male god, o(*////▽////*)q with a black belly is so cute!

【Hmph (ˉ(∞)ˉ) I won't give you a kiss either! 】

[I still have something to do, I'll call you tonight]

[Okay!Come back soon, miss you (*/ω＼*)】

After Mo Hanfei finished sending, he touched his hot earlobe and felt someone approaching behind him, so he immediately hid the phone in his arms with a guilty conscience.Colleagues passing behind gave him a strange look, then left silently.Mo Hanfei touched his nose in embarrassment, and the phone vibrated again. This time, the male god's reply was only a simple "um", without any extra punctuation marks, which made Mo Hanfei feel a little depressed.

Depressed, Mo Hanfei looked up and saw the pink interface on the computer screen. He didn't need to read the text at all. As soon as the unique pink color appeared, Mo Hanfei knew the link that Ganoderma lucidum had sent him. The most famous forum: Little Pink.

The most famous of the little pinks is not the drama post, nor the CP building, but the fight post!Mo Hanfei usually likes to join in the fun when he has nothing to do, and he is aware of Little Pink's atmosphere, so when he saw that Lingzhi would specially send him a link to Little Pink, he knew that he might finally become the subject of a fight post, think about it A little bit excited!

First look at the title of the post "Who is that little transparent screenwriter?"To make the male god obediently stretch his thighs for a hug? "Very good, the topic is already full of points.

Look at the main building again: Yesterday, when I posted on Weibo, my whole body was in a bad mood.Can anyone tell me what the scriptwriter's background is?Flipping through her Weibo, the whole thing is the rhythm of a brain-dead lolita fan. I never thought that a male god who never messes with her would say such ambiguous words! BG Thunder!It's disgusting!The pure and pure male god in my mind was disillusioned, and I turned my fans to black decisively!

Floor 1: There are too many slots and no ports, come from LX

2nd floor: The male god is disgusting, I think the host is a brain-dead lolita fan, right?No matter who the male god is with, I will always support the male god!

3rd Floor: ┭┮﹏┭┮嘿嘿嘤, I am also disillusioned, the male god has always been in the drama, I thought the male god was crooked, but I didn’t expect...

4th Floor: I didn't like him a long time ago, I'm an idiot who doesn't explain

Floor 5: Fire Tong Liu Ming!

Floor 6: Tongs!

……

The more Mo Hanfei looked down, the more he couldn't hold back the smile on his face.You are the brainless loli, and your whole family is the brainless loli! o(￣ヘ￣o#) He has already defiled the pure and clean male god from inside to outside, so mad at you!That pure idiot on the fourth floor doesn't explain!He can be black, the black male god can kill without mercy!

Mo Hanfei looked more and more angry, his eyes seemed to burst into flames.He's been with Little Pink for so long, but he's not all watching the show. As a fan of male gods, he will definitely contribute to the battle when he encounters posts pinching male gods!

Mo Hanfei was originally an internet writer. Although it is inevitable that he would say the wrong thing in his heart when he meets a male god, but when he fights, his typing speed is fast, and his organization is clear. Fan has nothing to say.Mo Hanfei has always been invincible in online fights!

Mo Hanfei, who was doing nothing at first, suddenly regained his spirits, rolled up his sleeves, his eyes were bare, and his fingers fluttered on the keyboard, spraying blood on the heads of the group of fighting scum!Although Mo Hanfei was wearing a vest, he was beaten into a lolita fan by those black people because of his too strong fighting power, but he was very happy in his heart!

"Xiao Mo, you're off work, don't you want to go back?" A familiar female voice came from behind, and Mo Hanfei noticed that it was already 05:30 in the afternoon, and he didn't have lunch today!I hurriedly turned off the phone to say goodbye to the secretary's sister, clutched my stomach and ran to a small noodle restaurant nearby, ordered a bowl of noodles and was about to eat when the phone rang.

Seeing that it was the male god's phone call, Mo Hanfei didn't dare to neglect, he took a deep breath, and after feeling that his stomach wasn't that hungry, he answered the phone: "Hello?"

"Have you eaten yet?" Hearing the male god's familiar tone, Mo Hanfei's heart warmed up, and he felt that he was not hungry at all!He replied very turbulently: "I'm about to eat~ What about you?"

"Well, I can go back in two days." Feng Yi looked at the document in his hand and rubbed his temples wearily.

"So soon? Didn't you say it would take a week?" Mo Hanfei's tone became a little excited when he thought of meeting the male god earlier.

"Well, didn't you say you missed me?" Hearing the happy tone of the cerebellum fans, Feng Yi felt that it was worthwhile to compress a week's work into three days, and his physical fatigue was relieved a lot.

Mo Hanfei was once again being molested openly by the male god, feeling his cheeks were hot, he stretched out his hand to rub it, and muttered in a low voice: "Does it mean that if I say I miss you a few more times, you will immediately appear in front of me?" (*/ ω＼*) It’s no good, once you accept this setting, the loyal dog and male god will be so cute and swollen!

"Oh, that's not acceptable. Alright, let's eat quickly." The male god's slightly doting voice came from the other end of the phone, and Mo Hanfei felt that his face must be familiar!After hanging up the phone and returning home after eating noodles, his whole body was still floating. Even if there were a group of annoying black people jumping around on the Internet, it couldn't stop his turbulent mood!

The author has something to say: Although this fact is a bit cruel, I still want to tell you that the new article I prepared on the [-]th will be open! _(:з」∠)_So this article will lose more support ╮(￣▽￣")╭ But this article is almost finished, and it will be completed before the end of the new article! o(￣ヘ￣ o*)[make a fist!]

And by the way, let me promote the new article~